After reading this article, you won’t need to check back in with these bands…ever. Forget about them.
Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.
Tom Kenny is re-entering our lives. Unless you’re 13 years old, in which case he never left.
Think this list is dumb? Try sayin’ that to ITS FACE!
It will pick up where ‘Vegas Vacation’ left off. That is to say, the gutter.
If I wanted to watch people I’m unfamiliar with dance, I’d still be going to clubs in Hollywood.
This is gonna be classic, guys!
Sadly, this announcement took longer than I expected.
The darkest origin story of them all.
In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Are there any movies I’m missing? Yeah. Probably tons.
I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.
What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.
Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.
First, Kansas City, then, the world.
Decent performances, terrible films.
If this were to happen, I would think the Valley turns into a ghost town in about thirteen days.
This is a controversy in the same way a “too-soon” Whitney Houston Facebook post is a controversy.
The Academy must be trying to set some sort of record for how terrible and self-important an organization can be.
At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.
It’s Ash Wednesday. Party’s over, people.
Expect nightlight sales to skyrocket in the wake of this film.
If Billy Crystal found his way to this awards show, they would shoot him on sight.
I’ll bring the hats and streamers.
Tiger blood, and what have you.
“Let the 1st Annual Hollywood Hunger Games begin!”
It will be Gaffigan’s crassest material yet, earning him a PG rating.
Whatever his name is, he’s no Alex Pettyfer.