Who would have thought this ham-fisted toddler comedy would have ever played outside the Borscht Belt? Not me.
Armond White Thought ‘Jack And Jill’ Was Just Great, Thank You
Tuesday, November 15 by

He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.

Black magic.
What Is A ‘Magical Negro’ And Why Are They In So Many Films?
Tuesday, November 15 by

If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

The president might want his new girlfriend to get tested.
The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend!
Monday, November 14 by

This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.

Holy crap. That made money?
You Won’t Believe These 9 Awful Films Made Over $100 Million
Monday, November 14 by

‘Jack and Jill’ may soon join them.

I found him. Can you please not make the movie now?
Six Ways Hollywood Is Planning To Rape Your Childhood
Monday, November 14 by

We’re waiting for news of a gritty re-telling of Connect Four.

"Django's wife...she's BOH-ring!" Shit. That's not gonna read at all in print.
Sacha Baron Cohen Also Joining Tarantino’s ‘Django’?
Friday, November 11 by

He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.

Patton
7 Awesome War Films Based On Real Veterans
Friday, November 11 by

Good, bad, or otherwise, these films serve as true representations of the American military experience.

He's scary, but not in a conventional way.
David Schwimmer Will Be Playing A Mob Hitman In ‘The Iceman’… Seriously.
Friday, November 11 by

He bores his victims to death.

That can't be kosher...
Here’s Why The Muppets Should Be Hosting The Oscars Instead Of Billy Crystal
Thursday, November 10 by

That can’t be kosher…

Frieida Pinto Isn't Topless, uses a body double
Bad News: Freida Pinto Isn’t Really Nude In ‘Immortals’
Thursday, November 10 by

But SOMEONE is!

Whatever you do, don't tell them that Twilight won't fill the hole in their lives - they hear that enough.
8 Things To Do While Waiting In Line For The Twilight Premiere
Thursday, November 10 by

Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.

They get worse from here, folks.
In Honor Of Heavy D: An Examination Of 7 Hip-Hop TV Themes
Thursday, November 10 by

It turns out, there aren’t as many rap TV themes as one would think.

This guy would put together an Oscars no one would forget. Or understand.
The 9 Directors Who Should Replace Brett Ratner At The Oscars
Wednesday, November 9 by

“The most disturbing Oscars ever” is still better than a boring Oscar ceremony, right?

It would appear that the Academy just fell for the old "banana in the tailpipe."
Eddie Murphy Bolts From Oscars Due To Bizarre Allegiance To Brett Ratner
Wednesday, November 9 by

In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

This character doesn't even deserve a Kangol hat, let alone the mighty coonskin cap.
The 9 Most Iconic Hats In Hollywood’s History
Wednesday, November 9 by

We couldn’t include all the hats we wanted to, on account of my laziness.

With a state this big, why did the show need three cities?
5 Great Locations For Top Chef And A Few For Masters And Desserts
Wednesday, November 9 by

Not to mess with Texas, but they probably could have dug deeper than San Antonio.

Bizarro Waldo was found in Portugal.
If You Want To See A Photo Of Anthony Bourdain Naked On A Pool Raft, You Came To The Right Place
Tuesday, November 8 by

His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)

Alex Murphy was the impetus for the whole "Tai Chi marksmanship" movement.
New ‘RoboCop’ Movie Will Focus On How A RoboCop Is Made
Tuesday, November 8 by

Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.

You'll live forever...in cartoon form.
In Honor Of Joe Frazier: Our 8 Favorite Boxers In Film
Tuesday, November 8 by

Yeah, Rocky’s on it.

Ratner better hope this guy doesn't catch wind of his comments. Also, how short IS he?
Brett Ratner Thinks “Rehearsing Is For Fags”
Monday, November 7 by

Also, competent directing is for retards.

His mom banged the principal to keep him in school; I wonder what she did to get those leg braces.
In Honor Of The NYC Marathon: 7 Memorable Runners From TV And Film
Monday, November 7 by

Running is boring, but somehow, these movies aren’t.

This is the picture of Brett Ratner we're legally obligated to use.
Brett Ratner Just LOVES Eddie Murphy, In Talks For Another Project
Monday, November 7 by

Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.

I knew where the line of good taste should be drawn. About three feet before Fozzie yelled "Suck it!" to the crowd.
The Muppets On WWE Raw And 8 Other Ill-Advised TV Guest Appearances
Monday, November 7 by

You can mourn the cheapening of the Muppets, I’m going to lament the loss of Robert Loggia’s artistic credibility.

Fact: Hats weren't invented until the late 1970's.
5 Recent TV Dramas That Got History Right
Monday, November 7 by

Historians now agree that the wireless connection in the town of Deadwood, SD was spotty at best.

In Korea, they let you pick out the puppy you want to eat during your movie. You can't prove that's not true.
6 Theater Snacks That Should Have Died Before Dippin’ Dots
Friday, November 4 by

Unless they start selling large chunks of raw pumpkin, movie theater concession stands will never have my business.

She's still one of the five people I'm allowed to sleep with without my girlfriend getting mad at me.
Jennifer Lopez Might Play The Role Of A Lifetime…Carmen Sandiego
Friday, November 4 by

Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?

"Harrison Ford, if you let go you can prevent both 'Indiana Jones 4' and geting a really weird, age-inappropriate earring!"
Ridley Scott Will Direct A ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel That Hasn’t Been Written Yet
Friday, November 4 by

If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.

According to the 2010 romantic comedy census, over 94% of American women work as either event planners, magazine editors, or advertising executives.
6 Professions That Are Ridiculously Overused By Romantic Comedies
Friday, November 4 by

Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.