Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?
Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.
They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.
Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.
It will be semi-autobiographical.
NOIR! What is it good for? (Absolutely nothin’!)
I wonder what their favorite decade is?
Yes, it’s another AMC show about a man whose life spirals out of control.
He’s not a fan.
The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.
I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.
I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.
If you can dodge a wrench, you must have lived a pretty hard life.
Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.
It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.
It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.
One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.
Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.
They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.
He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”
They should do parkour instead of surfing.
Sponsored by the NRA.
Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.
I want! I want!
They cast a spell on me.
Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.
He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.
First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….
Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.