The first day of Stephen's whistling practice did NOT go well.
Stephen Colbert Actually Leading South Carolina Senate Poll
Monday, December 10 by

And that’s the truth(iness).

Smell ya later, you crappy network.
‘Esquire’ To Come In And Give G4 Channel A Makeover…OMG!!!! MAKEOVER!!!!
Monday, December 10 by

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

Who didn't see this coming?
Katt Williams Sure Was Crazy Last Week
Monday, December 10 by

He doesn’t LOOK crazy. Oh, yes he does.

We need you to turn your hands around to enjoy your manicure, Kevin.
Kevin Smith To Quit Writing And Directing After ‘Clerks 3′
Friday, December 7 by

Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.

Board game night!!!
‘Jumanji’ Remake Gets A Writer. A Nation Waits With Bated Breath.
Friday, December 7 by

“JUMANJI!”

"Your eyeballs, sir."
‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ To Creep The Hell Out Of Broadway Audiences
Thursday, December 6 by

I’m guessing it will be in English.

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Readers Delight!: We Have News Regarding Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga, And A Broadway Musical!!!!
Thursday, December 6 by

This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”

Oh man, now the inside of the bottom drink if going to have all the germs from where the top drink touched the table. GROSS.
Move Over, National Board Of Review, Here Are The AVN Pornstar Nominees
Wednesday, December 5 by

It’s good to be on top.

Cheer up, left tragedy mask!
The National Board Of Review Has Figured Out What The Best Films Of The Year Are, So Just Leave Your Judgment Out Of It
Wednesday, December 5 by

The cream of the best.

The apex of his career was 'UHF'.
Michael Richards Is Apparently A Great Person To Have A Show On TV Land
Wednesday, December 5 by

What about a show for ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt? Oh yeah, he died.

This is the funniest picture of Shawn Ryan I could find in the time allowed.
Shawn Ryan To Take His Grit And Whatnot To HBO
Tuesday, December 4 by

Don’t get too excited until you read what it’s about.

"Fitty! You hot!"
50 Cent Will Produce A Drama On Starz
Tuesday, December 4 by

HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.

Oh dear God.
Charlize Theron To Sexily Star In A Remake Of Chan Wook-Park’s ‘Lady Vengeance’
Wednesday, November 28 by

She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.

Out of the darkest Ed Hardy shirt comes the daybreak.
‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments
Wednesday, November 28 by

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

I had no idea porn made women so happy. You're welcome, women.
Study Shows Porn Actresses Have Higher Self-Esteem Than Their Totally Prude Counterparts
Tuesday, November 27 by

This story makes me so happy I could explode!

What are you so happy about? You're going to star in a crappy sitcom.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: Keenan Thompson Gets His Very Own Sitcom
Tuesday, November 20 by

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

Poor Mike Meyers.
Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012
Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

Party on top, chin on the bottom.
The 7 Best Fictional Moustaches Of 2012
Wednesday, November 14 by

Nude lips sink ships.

These guys are on the elder end of the "child" spectrum.
Our 6 Favorite Child Soldiers From Film And Television
Monday, November 12 by

You are most definitely NOT the boss of them.

On the set of 'Pain and Gain', Michael Bay's latest.
Michael Bay DID Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Friday, November 9 by

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

The old "esteemed director shows up wearing headphones" gag. P.T., you've done it again!
What P.T. Anderson Really Wants To Do Is Bring The Yuks
Thursday, November 8 by

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

No, Tom. NOT THUMBS UP.
There Will Be No ‘Top Gun 2′, So Val Kilmer Can Get After Those Chicken Wings Now
Wednesday, November 7 by

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.

I hope the show is titled, 'Calling Saul' and features David Boreanz in a supporting role.
Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up
Tuesday, November 6 by

HUELL OR GTFO.

A rare outtake where Cory beats Mr. Feeny to within an inch of his life to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence."
Boy Meets World’ Sequel Series In The Works At Disney, Cause Ben Savage’s Gotta Eat, Baby
Monday, November 5 by

Line up the life lessons!

Oops.
‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

Yeah, science!
7 Best Homemade Gadgets In Action Movies
Tuesday, October 30 by

Try this at home.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.