He also thought the war in Iraq was our nation’s finest hour and P.F. Chang’s has pretty authentic Chinese food.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.
This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.
‘Jack and Jill’ may soon join them.
We’re waiting for news of a gritty re-telling of Connect Four.
He’s going to buy Django’s wife wIth no repercussions at all, I presume.
Good, bad, or otherwise, these films serve as true representations of the American military experience.
He bores his victims to death.
That can’t be kosher…
But SOMEONE is!
Tell everyone you’re there for the premiere of the new pornographic film ‘Breaking Dawn’.
It turns out, there aren’t as many rap TV themes as one would think.
“The most disturbing Oscars ever” is still better than a boring Oscar ceremony, right?
In a further show of solidarity with Ratner, the heavy gal from ‘Bridesmaids’ asked that her name be removed from consideration.
How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?
We couldn’t include all the hats we wanted to, on account of my laziness.
Not to mess with Texas, but they probably could have dug deeper than San Antonio.
His wife was photographing him naked with another man. (Technically, that’s true.)
Ingredients: One dead cop, sheet metal, and a lot of love.
Yeah, Rocky’s on it.
Also, competent directing is for retards.
Running is boring, but somehow, these movies aren’t.
Because we’re sure that a Ratner film getting a lukewarm reception was some weird anomaly that will never happen again.
You can mourn the cheapening of the Muppets, I’m going to lament the loss of Robert Loggia’s artistic credibility.
Historians now agree that the wireless connection in the town of Deadwood, SD was spotty at best.
Unless they start selling large chunks of raw pumpkin, movie theater concession stands will never have my business.
Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?
If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.
Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.