This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.
If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.
Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.
Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.
“Now, how does that make you feel?”
He’s projecting, guys.
Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.
Smile, guys. You’re loaded.
Pardon the rough language, gang.
You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.
In honor of Meeting Evil…
You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.
The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.
It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.
Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!
If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.
Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!
This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.
Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!
Who wants theme park rides that make you think? *not a single hand raised*
Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.
This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.
In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”
I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.
We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.
They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.
He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.