Ice-T knows that look. Ice-T LOVES that look.
Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle
Friday, January 4 by

If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.

I guess this sort of thing is sexy to old people.
‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die?
Thursday, January 3 by

MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.

He'll always have the hair.
Conan O’Brien Producing Sitcom With Worst Title Ever
Wednesday, January 2 by

Et tu, Conan?

And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

As T-Dog would say, "Aww hell yes!"
Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can
Friday, December 21 by

He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”

I like the insinuation that they cook meth with a toddler.
Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures
Thursday, December 20 by

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

Hello yourself, Schwartzman.
Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman
Wednesday, December 19 by

Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.

Rough couple of weeks for Bieber.
Idiot Arrested In Bieber And Kutcher ‘Swatting’ Cases, Also, Learn What ‘Swatting’ Is
Tuesday, December 18 by

*Cue movie about swatting featuring lots of characters with nose rings and dreadlocks*

It doesn't LOOK funny.
HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’
Tuesday, December 18 by

Hold for applause.

"Two Irish Car Bombs, please."
Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake
Tuesday, December 18 by

Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.

Thank goodness he wasn't this creepy in real life.
Ricky Gervais In Talks To Star In ‘Muppets’ Sequel
Monday, December 17 by

Finally, an entertainment news story that makes sense. Funnyman Ricky Gervais is in talks to play the (human) lead character in the next installment of the Muppets movie, taking over…

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.
Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers
Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

They'll get a hotter woman for the show. I hope.
USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show
Monday, December 17 by

En garde!!!

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

His nemesis is Swedish Chef. Get it?
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook
Friday, December 14 by

Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.

The open, colorless road.
‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White
Friday, December 14 by

‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’

What kind of Archer doesn't have a bow and arrow?
Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC,
Thursday, December 13 by

People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

OH. HELL. YES.
New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber
Wednesday, December 12 by

A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!

His horse looks cracked-out as shit.
AMC Announces Awesome-Sounding, High Concept Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, December 12 by

He’s such a bastard tattletale.

Ugh.
HBO To Reopen Old Wounds With ‘Game Change’ Follow-Up For 2012
Wednesday, December 12 by

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

You don't even need to see the original film. This picture encapsulates it all.
‘Tinker Tailor Solider Spy’ Producers Planning A Sequel To Lull Us Gently To Sleep
Wednesday, December 12 by

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

Don't worry. This isn't the poster.
The Poster For Soderbergh’s ‘Side Effects’ Is Pretty Darn Rad
Tuesday, December 11 by

May cause death.

This article is going to make fun of Bravo. "Watch What Happens."
Bravo Getting Further Into Non-Reality TV With ‘Moguls’
Tuesday, December 11 by

It’s Bravo, so we can all count on them being sexy and catty as hell! HOO-RAY!

"Yes, your excellence."
‘Angry Birds’ Gets The Brainchild Behind ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’
Tuesday, December 11 by

Are you more bird or pig?