No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!
I’m picking up where that patriot Joe McCarthy left off.
Here’s the beef.
Carrie Bradshaw never had to deal with this bullshit.
Not too skanky for the Secret Service, though.
Everyone’s sort of a loser in this game show adaptation. Except for Ghostface Killa. He’s the best.
On this holiday of remembrance, everyone seems to keep forgetting stuff.
Welcome back, friends.
I’m not afraid to tackle the one question on no one’s mind.
Who says politicians can’t be funny? Almost everyone.
You know you’d watch Hillbilly Hand Abortions…
These are matters of life and hilarious death.
Ride together, die together. ACTORS 4 LYFE.
Wow. Virtual reality is not as prevalent as people in the 90′s thought it would be.
Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.
Just like in real life, it takes a LOT of naked breasts to assuage the tedium of adulthood.
Make all the bad movies you want, Happy Madison, but when you start messing with films I like, I’m gonna speak up.
Who’s the lucky winner? It could be…YOU! But probably someone else.
Oh man! He’s just the nuttiest! GOULET!
In case you didn’t know, he portrays characters that are often quite tough.
Who Else Would Want To Tweet From The Ocean’s Deepest Point?
Get ya nostalgia on.
One of these days, someone’s going to get a nervous erection during these live shows. I hope it’s a female character.
He did pretty well, but he could have done better.
This is by no means comprehensive.
Stephen Hawking is the new Zach Galifianakis.
Don’t shoot the messenger. This is Jeff Foxworthy’s fault.
Get your popcorn ready! Seriously. A lot of popcorn.
Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.