It's about as creepy as this still makes it look.
Netflix Renews ‘Bojack Horseman’ For A Second Season Five Days After Its Premiere
Wednesday, August 27 by

My theory is that people love seeing cartoon horses having sex with beautiful women.

(I think the one in the front is supposed to be the "slacker.")
Do You Want To Watch A Sitcom About People Who Give Up Their Cellphones? FOX Thinks You Do.
Wednesday, August 27 by

Don’t worry, it’s from the creator of ‘Dads’ starring Seth Green and

The Olsen twins look like elderly men in this photo!
It Sounds Like ‘Full House’ Is Coming Back With Everyone Except The Olsen’s And Uncle Jesse’s Wife
Tuesday, August 26 by

They sold their San Francisco townhouse for $96 million.

Playing hard to get, I see...
It’s Looking Like NFL Sunday Ticket Will Only Be On DirecTV Until 2021 0r 2022
Tuesday, August 26 by

Concussions will have ruined football by then anyway.

Smile, Donald. You're gonna be on the Disney Channel!
Donald Glover To Voice Spider-Man In A Disney XD Cartoon
Tuesday, August 26 by

It’s not the “Spider-Man in a feature” news that many of you wanted, but it’s something.

He's thinking about how inessential this reboot is.
The ‘Vacation’ Reboot Starring Ed Helms Will Also Feature Christina Applegate, Charlie Day, And Chris Hemsworth
Tuesday, August 26 by

I hope everything goes smoothly in this one.

If it doesn't feature Richard Pryor, than what's the point?
Comic Book With The First Appearance Of Superman Sells For…$3.2 Million
Monday, August 25 by

Considering it’s 2014, the plot and pacing of Action Comics #1 might not thrill you, but it’s got significance in an entirely different way. It features the first appearance of…

What a fun and practical font!
This Labor Day, Animal Planet Will Be Airing Live Animal Births Because ‘Labor’ Day, Get It?
Monday, August 25 by

This is completely disgusting, and a weird thing to do all in the name of a silly pun.

Oh, shush yourself, lady.
HBO And Martin Scorsese To Team Up Once Again For ‘Shutter Island’ Series
Monday, August 25 by

I don’t think it’s gonna be a comedy…

I could go back to this.
The Showrunner For ‘The Simpsons’ Has An Idea For How He’d Like To End The Show
Monday, August 25 by

…by starting it back over.

Keep walkin' folks. And don't ever come back.
NBC, In A Moment Of Wisdom, Cancels Its Gritty ‘Wizard Of Oz’ Series, ‘Emerald City’
Monday, August 25 by

Thank God.

You sure you wanna piss these guys off?
Everyone On ‘Mythbusters’ Who Isn’t Jamie Or Adam Is Leaving The Show
Friday, August 22 by

Leaving or kicked off. It’s still not clear.

Hey Aaron! Right back at ya!
Aaron Paul To Lead LA-Based ‘Breaking Bad’ Fans On A Scavenger Hunt Monday Before The Emmys
Thursday, August 21 by

Finally, LA garners the attention of the entertainment industry!

I hope people are driving nails through his hands just out of frame.
Oh No: Ken Jeong To Try To Kill David Hasselhoff In A Celebrity Death Pool Comedy
Thursday, August 21 by

If you think that headline is obnoxious, just imagine what the film will be like.

Hello, Karl.
The @dadboner Twitter Feed And Book Are Getting Spun Into A Comedy Central Cartoon
Thursday, August 21 by

Margs, Camaros, and Bob Seger.

Don't call him Bow Wow anymore, and definitely don't make dog noises when you meet him.
You Can’t Have A Crime Procedural Without A Former Rapper, So Bow Wow Will Join ‘CSI: Cyber’
Wednesday, August 20 by

He’s already standing in front of the mirror, repeating the line, “Can you enhance that?”

Coldplay? Get me a Guns n' Roses show where they show up an hour late to halftime.
NFL Asks Halftime Show Musical Acts To Pay For The Right To Appear
Wednesday, August 20 by

Basically, by making them partners on their subsequent tours.

"Hey Johnny, how many times were you told by knowledgeable people that you shouldn't participate in this film?"
Kevin Smith To Direct Johnny Depp And Both Their Daughters In…’Yoga Hosers’
Tuesday, August 19 by

If that title looks like gibberish…it is, but it’s gibberish rooted in truth.

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Mark Wahlberg In Talks To Star In ‘Deepwater Horizon’ About The BP Gulf Oil Spill
Tuesday, August 19 by

He gets to dust off his “I’m being serious, but also completely confused” face.

They sort of look like cartoons to begin with.
Simon Pegg And Nick Frost To Reprise Their ‘Shaun Of The Dead’ Roles…On ‘Phineas And Ferb’
Tuesday, August 19 by

*smiles politely, looks around to see if anyone else seems to know what ‘Phineas and Ferb’ is*

Pardo, in 2001
Don Pardo, The Voice Of ‘Saturday Night Live’, Dies At The Age Of 96
Tuesday, August 19 by

He had been at it since the first season of the show, taking off only season 7, interestingly enough.

That Anna Ferris is a lucky gal.
Chris Pratt Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge In Predictably Awesome Fashion
Monday, August 18 by

Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.

That adage about only using 10% of your brain isn't true. Except maybe for these guys.
New ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Poster Takes A Cue From ‘Lucy’
Monday, August 18 by

They totally redeemed themselves.

They're not sober.
Oscar Nominees Will Be Getting Weed Vaporizers In Their Gift Bags
Monday, August 18 by

“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”

Maybe it's just a couple minutes of the poster onscreen.
You’ll Get A Teaser Trailer For Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Before ‘Sin City 2′ Screenings
Friday, August 15 by

We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)

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Warner Bros Is Flat-Out Changing The Title Of Tom Cruise’s ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ For Its DVD Release
Friday, August 15 by

Yeah, we’ll tell you what the new title is.

'Let's Hold Off On Being Cops Until These Violent Protests Stop'
‘Let’s Be Cops’ Performs Pretty Well Despite People Not Loving Cops This Week
Friday, August 15 by

Not the best week to be cops.

That light halo...is this J.J. Abrams' take on it?
Wanna Know How ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Leatherface Came To Be? There’s A Prequel For That
Friday, August 15 by

Did he start with a saw, then invest in a chainsaw?

Hey there. We didn't see very much of you in the first film!
‘Godzilla 2′ Must Wait For Director Gareth Edwards To Do ‘Star Wars’, Gets 2018 Release Date
Friday, August 15 by

Outer space beats lizards every time.

Do right by her, Lifetime.
Lifetime To Use Their Deft Touch To Tackle The Life And Death Of Brittany Murphy
Thursday, August 14 by

But will she be played by Tori Spelling?