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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore
Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot
Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’
Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.
Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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Terry Crews Will Be Our Host As We Explore ‘America Funniest Fails’
Wednesday, December 17 by

Failure IS funny.

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TBS Orders Pilot From The ‘Super Troopers’ And ‘Beerfest’ Guys
Tuesday, December 16 by

TBS has weird taste in shows.

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The ‘Walking Dead’ Sister Show Will Take Place In Los Angeles
Tuesday, December 16 by

It’s about a zombie just trying to make ends meet while shopping a screenplay.

With a name like "Mike Movieman," you know he was going to turn out a cinephile.
AMC To Offer All-You-Can-See Movies For $30-$45 A Month With MoviePass
Tuesday, December 16 by

Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.

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J.K. Simmons Will Scream At King Kong In Skull Island
Tuesday, December 16 by

But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.

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Seth Rogen Says He Wants North Koreans To See ‘The Interview’
Tuesday, December 16 by

But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?

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Christina Hendricks Will Bring A Busty, Ginger-y Presence To Showtime’s ‘Roadies’
Monday, December 15 by

She’s taking her no-nonsense attitude on the road.

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This Season 4 Supercut Of Conan Eliminates The Need To Actually Watch The Show!
Monday, December 15 by

They may be doing themselves a disservice here!

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Sony Hackers Promise Big ‘Christmas Gift’ That Will Arrive Soon
Monday, December 15 by

I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!

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Marvel’s Not Gonna Cross-Over ‘Guardians’ And ‘Avengers’ Any Time Soon
Monday, December 15 by

Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.

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James Corden Gets Reggie Watts As His Band Leader For ‘The Late Late Show’
Friday, December 12 by

The stoner crowd’s ears just perked up.

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These Warner Herzog Inspirational Posters Might Come Up A Little Shrort
Friday, December 12 by

Warner Herzog is known for being a bleak old man with a funny voice. Also, he’s directed some movies. But for the sake of comedy, we focus on the former….

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Donald Glover Pilot ‘Atlanta’ Finds A Home At FX
Friday, December 12 by

He’s gonna player a rapper. What range!

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RIP, Must-See: Thursdays Are Going To Be All-Drama On NBC
Friday, December 12 by

MIght-Wanna-See TV

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Second Season Of ‘True Detective’ Brings Out The Big Guns Casting Rick Springfield
Thursday, December 11 by

Does this mean Lou Bega might play an enigmatic Haitian crime lord?

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Oh, Fudge: Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ Debut Pushed Back To Late Summer
Thursday, December 11 by

He’s gonna go backpacking through Europe and just write in his journal for a while.

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Here Are The Award Nominations For The Oscars’ Sleazy Cousin, The Golden Globes
Thursday, December 11 by

Because if anyone’s qualified to judge American art, it’s a bunch of non-Americans who pay money to attend a party.

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Cuba Gooding Jr. To Play O.J. Simpson In ‘American Crime Story’
Wednesday, December 10 by

WHO WILL PLAY KATO KAELIN?

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Will The Person Who Stole Five James Bond Cars Intended For ‘Spectre’ Please Come Forward?
Wednesday, December 10 by

You aren’t in trouble. We just…We just NEED those cars for the movie.

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Kirsten Dunst And Jessie Plemmons Will Be In The Next Season Of ‘Fargo’
Wednesday, December 10 by

Just make Plemmons play his “Todd” character from ‘Breaking Bad’.

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Shawn Levy Has Given Up On Trying To Adapt Video Game ‘Minecraft’
Wednesday, December 10 by

It’s too bad. Daniel Day-Lewis and Ewan McGregor were attached to play blocky trees.

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Now, Jeff Daniels Might Star In That Steve Jobs Movie (Not As Jobs)
Wednesday, December 10 by

He sort of looks like Jobs when he stands in front of a huge Apple logo.

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Chevy Chase Will Have A ‘Community’ Cameo This Season And ‘Maybe More’
Tuesday, December 9 by

People sure forget their grudges quickly on this show!

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Netflix Wants To Have 20 Shows So It Can Premiere Original Programming Every Two Weeks
Tuesday, December 9 by

Yowser. Something tells me they won’t all be winners.

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PTC REALLY Doesn’t Want CBS Airing Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Ads During ‘Rudolph’
Tuesday, December 9 by

That alone is reason enough for CBS to do it.

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‘South Park’ Prepares A Holiday Episode That Will Surely Piss Off Most Of America
Tuesday, December 9 by

Christmas spirit is alive and well.