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‘Aquaman’s Jason Momoa: ‘F*ck Marvel’
Tuesday, March 17 by

Big words for such a tiny man! Oh. Wait. He’s enormous. Never mind.

That guy in the puffy shot is SCREWING UP THE SHOT.
‘Sherlock’ To Revisit Its Roots With A Victorian Christmas Special
Monday, March 16 by

It’s a modernized story thrown back to the original era. I don’t know if there’s a word for that yet.

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Jessica Lange Says ‘I’m Done’ With ‘American Horror Story’
Monday, March 16 by

Now the only evil character from season-to-season will be creator Ryan Murphy.

Mother of God, I'll never get used to that beard-less visage.
Kevin Smith Is Going To Do ‘Clerks 2′, Even Though He Admits ‘Nobody’s Clamoring’ For It
Monday, March 16 by

Has anyone ever actually “clamored” for a Kevin Smith film?

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Apparently ‘The Cobbler’ Got Pulled From A Big Release At The Last Minute
Monday, March 16 by

And everyone’s just learning about this now, because no one’s that interested in ‘The Cobbler’.

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Jack Huston Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Has Been Confirmed As ‘The Crow’
Sunday, March 15 by

It will be one of his rare roles where we see his whole face.

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Bruce Campbell Wants To Take The ‘Expendables’ Formula To A Horror Franchise
Friday, March 13 by

Who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of self-referential, cheesy horror films be even more self-referential and cheesy.

This. This sort of thing will be frowned upon.
Disney, In A Totally Uncool Move, Bans Smoking From All Its Children’s Films
Friday, March 13 by

And Disney is mostly children’s films, so…pretty much all of them.

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HBO Wants ‘Game Of Thrones’ On For 10 Seasons, Not 7
Friday, March 13 by

Or a hundred years. Any big number, really.

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Disney Gives Us A Release Date And Director For ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’ And Name For That Standalone Movie
Thursday, March 12 by

Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.

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Liam Neeson Thinks He’s Going To Quit Action Films In A Couple Years
Thursday, March 12 by

That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.

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Of Course PETA Wants Tim Burton To Change The Ending Of ‘Dumbo’
Thursday, March 12 by

Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?

Hey, dude! How about you put a shirt on and stop pointing in my direction?
Leo DiCaprio Bails Out Adrian Grenier’s Whale Doc That Has A Silly Name With $50K Kickstarter Pledge
Wednesday, March 11 by

Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.

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Offbeat Indie Series ‘Game Of Thrones’ To Make An Appearance At SXSW
Wednesday, March 11 by

Hopefully it can parlay this into some mainstream success.

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Will Ferrell To Visit Baseball Spring Training For An HBO/’Funny Or Die’ Special
Wednesday, March 11 by

He made all the sports movies, so now he’s doing sports specials on HBO.

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Showtime Sees HBO’s Standalone Service, HBO Now, And Says ‘Us, Too!’
Wednesday, March 11 by

Your move, Starz.

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Here’s A Trailer For An Adaptation Of The Anthony Bourdain Book (Yep) ‘Bone In The Throat’
Wednesday, March 11 by

It will be hitting SXSW in a few days.

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Tim Burton Will Direct A Live-Action ‘Dumbo’ For Disney
Tuesday, March 10 by

Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?

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Elizabeth Banks And Paul Giamatti Will Relive Tennis’ ‘Battle Of The Sexes’ For HBO
Tuesday, March 10 by

You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.

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Comedy Central Is Giving Hannibal Buress His Very Own Show
Tuesday, March 10 by

That should do it. Every comedian now has a show on Comedy Central. Good work, everyone.

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Marvel Studios Might Skip Comic-Con This Year, Because It Knows You’ll See Their Movies Anyway
Tuesday, March 10 by

They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.

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‘Zoolander 2′ Will Hit Theaters February 12, 2016!
Tuesday, March 10 by

Once again, they’re so hot right now.

This ghost is terrified of this news.
Sony, In The Interest Of Gender Equality, Also Rolling Out A ‘Ghostbusters’ Starring Dudes
Tuesday, March 10 by

…and we’ve come full circle.

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Netflix Will Release ‘Between’ On A Week-By-Week Basis, So You’ll Have To Wait To Binge-Watch It
Monday, March 9 by

You’ll have to delay gratification, which no one will like.

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That ‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Has Been Picked Up For Two Seasons Already
Monday, March 9 by

Ok, so it’s not really a “prequel” but that sounds better than “companion series.”

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‘Simpsons’ Producer Sam Simon Dies After Long Struggle With Terminal Cancer
Monday, March 9 by

A humanitarian and a great creative mind.

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HBO Now Will Only Be Coming To AppleTV For The Near Future
Monday, March 9 by

Maybe Roku will be able to get an exclusive with The Home Shopping Network or something.

Smile!
‘Unfinished Business’ Limped Out Of The Gate Fore A Measly $4.8 Million
Monday, March 9 by

Ouch.

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‘Star Wars’ Will Be Getting A Gay Character In The Next Novel…YAY!
Monday, March 9 by

Remember, these stories happened a long time ago, so we can’t be too critical.

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‘Homeland’s Next Season Will Take Place In Europe A Couple Years Later
Monday, March 9 by

Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.

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