Pettyfer
Pettyfer To Bring His Handsome To Action-Comedy ‘Overdrive’?
Friday, May 13 by

Producers promise (threaten?) the film will be like ‘Taken’ with elements of ‘The Hangover’. Alex Pettyfer is no Chris Tucker.

The Face of the Franchise
Sci-Fi Trilogy ‘Legend’ Finds A Director, Now Just Needs A Book To Adapt
Thursday, May 12 by

Levine is following the time-tested career arc of “NYC pot dealer-movie to zombie romance-movie to sci-fi blockbuster.” How cliché.

Staring Contest Champion
‘The Host’ Has Found A Director (Again) In Andrew Niccol
Thursday, May 12 by

Between ‘Gattaca’ and this film, from now on, when you think “dystopia,” think Andrew Niccol.

Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilborn Signs Development Deal With ABC To Smirk During Primetime
Thursday, May 12 by

He reminds us of a simpler time when “The Daily Show” wasn’t all up its own ass with politics.

Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe To (Again) Play A Politico In ‘The Knife Fight’
Thursday, May 12 by

Is America ready to forgive him for what he did to Wayne and Garth?

Tim Robbins
Mark Ruffalo And Tim Robbins Fall Victim To Sex Addiction
Thursday, May 12 by

Tim Robbins and Mark Ruffalo are men of temptation. But what tempts them? The flesh, apparently.

Gatsby
‘Gatsby’ Casts Newbie Elizabeth Debicki, Tobey Prepares Hazing Ritual
Wednesday, May 11 by

It will be just like acting school, except that stoner running lines with you is Leonardo DiCaprio.

McConaughey
Swank Joins McConaughey To Bring Their Starpower To…An AIDS Drama
Wednesday, May 11 by

But will he play the role of a dying AIDS patient as Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’?

ATF
‘Inside The Machine’ To Corrupt An Undercover Agent
Wednesday, May 11 by

So you aren’t supposed to treat your family like members of a drug cartel? Well, that’s not the way I’ve held Thanksgivings.

Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff To Bring His Brand Of ‘Ironic Sexy’ To ‘Piranha 3DD’
Wednesday, May 11 by

David Hasselhoff may now get a chance to return to what he does best: Acting while shirtless.

Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant Walks Away From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Talks, Mumbles Affably
Wednesday, May 11 by

Hugh Grant decided that he and Charlie share a similar enough history as it is.

rachel-weisz
Rachel Weisz In Talks To Face Off With Renner In ‘Bourne’
Tuesday, May 10 by

Rachel Weisz playing an international woman of intrigue makes tons of sense. More than my Janeane Garofalo suggestion, anyway.

Pan
Eckhart, Bean, and Robb Join ‘Pan’, In Which Peter Pan Is A Depraved Kidnapper
Tuesday, May 10 by

This project will forever serve as the benchmark against which all “gritty reboots” are measured.

Elrond
Noted Bigmouth Ian McKellan Confirms That Hugo Weaving Returns In ‘The Hobbit’
Tuesday, May 10 by

This report courtesy of Sir Ian McKellan, your most trusted source for the Hollywood dish!

Dinosaurs vs. Aliens
Sonnenfeld To Pit Dinosaurs Against Aliens In His Next Thinkpiece Project
Tuesday, May 10 by

One battle to determine, once and for all, which is king of the lowbrow movie gimmicks.

Dexter
UPDATED: Colin Hanks To Take On ‘Dexter’ (And Probably Be Killed) This Season
Tuesday, May 10 by

I have always viewed Colins Hanks as more of a “murder victim” than “murder committer.” Maybe he charms his victims to death.

Hunnam
Del Toro Casts A Son Of Anarchy For ‘Pacific Rim’
Monday, May 9 by

Guillermo del Toro is pitting the young actor against some giant “malevolent” bugs. Benevolent bugs would be funnier.

Leatherface
‘Takers’ Director To Bring ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Into The Third Dimension
Monday, May 9 by

John Luessenhop is the man that will decide when and where virtual chainsaws get thrust in audiences’ faces.

Rod Lurie
Rod Lurie To Dial Up The Tension In ‘Borderline’
Monday, May 9 by

I expect this to be a “feel good” movie. And by “feel good,” I mean that someone will probably witness a family member getting executed.

Tucci
Stanley Tucci Will Be Live On The Scene Of ‘The Hunger Games’
Monday, May 9 by

The producers of ‘The Hunger Games’ made this move because they know one thing to be true: Tweens love Tucci.

Lincoln Book Cover
First Set Pic From ‘AL:VH’ Has Lincoln, But No Vampires
Monday, May 9 by

When he wasn’t killing vampires, Honest Abe was orating. Which might not be as exciting to you youngsters, but was no less important.

Nispel
‘Conan’ Director To Get Inside Your Head With ‘Backmask’
Monday, May 9 by

‘Backmask’ will contain “paranoia, possession and the paranormal,” but will it contain masks strapped to backs?

Fraser
Brendan Fraser To Shoot An Apple, Create Switzerland In ‘William Tell’
Friday, May 6 by

Brendan Fraser will play an archer. Not a cartoon archer, or an archer that has a strange monkey sidekick. Just an archer.

Whitney
Start Camping Out Now, ‘Waiting To Exhale 2′ Is On Its Way!
Friday, May 6 by

They’re all going to visit Whitney Houston’s character in rehab.

Damon
Damon Thinks He Might Want To Act In, Direct ‘Father Daughter Time’
Friday, May 6 by

Ben Affleck is going to venture out into set design to see if Matt copies him with that too.

Keanu
Keanu Reeves In Talks To Lead An Asian Gang In ‘Akira’
Friday, May 6 by

He’s already got a leg up on the other candidates. He knows kung-fu.

Bitch Posse
Catherine Hardwicke To Get Gritty Again With ‘The Bitch Posse’
Friday, May 6 by

She will tell the story of the teenage girls that would have kicked Kirsten Stewart’s ass.

Lincoln
Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ Casts Almost Every Actor In SAG
Thursday, May 5 by

When Lincoln rolls, he rolls deep.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Cheapens Herself With Ensemble Pregnancy Rom-Com
Thursday, May 5 by

The fact that Cameron Diaz is in this film is actually more disturbing than childbirth itself.

Seltzer Friedberg
‘Meet The Spartans’ Duo To Piss Us Off With ‘Biggest Movie’
Thursday, May 5 by

Judging by the entertained looks on their faces, they must not be watching one of their own movies.