In 1989 world, this is HUGE news.
Is that something you’d be interested in?
Take that, you waifish little imps!
Just because they have the exact same name and are about the exact same thing doesn’t necessarily mean people will confuse them.
We don’t want to take “I’m busy” for an answer.
This news leads me to believe DeNiro might be a white supremacist himself.
Turns out it’s not very good.
Chocolate, waffles, VAN DAMME.
It’s a sad day for fans of great acting.
Which side will YOU fall on?
Caution: Paterno jokes in here.
Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.
If TV is to be believed, he left behind a hefty estate.
If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?
If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.
NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?
This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”
So don’t go expecting cinema verite.
Leave out the ducts. Trust me.
Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.
I choose death.
Here they go again. On their own.
But it’s willing to share with you.
It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.
Pour out some California orange juice.
The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.