To be fair though, she seems like she’s pissed about a lot of things.
He isn’t starring, but that’s just because it’s not a movie about sports.
This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’
Relax. The red suit is just a placeholder.
Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.
*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
This soundtrack is the musical equivalent of wrapping a chenille blanket around someone, handing them some tea, and repeating softly, “We’re all in this together, and you’re doing great.”
What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”
Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!
To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.
The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
This is a gutsy, awesome choice.
Be there or be square.
What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.
Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Don’t stray too far from Broadway.
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Yup, it’s come to this.
Yes, but will any of them be reality shows about empty, stupid people?
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
In which Zach Braff uses indie rock in an attempt to make morose whining cool.
Probably not even half that.
If you complain, you always get what you want. That’s the lesson here.
“I don’t have time for this. I have imps to watch!”
Well, all right then.
That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.
May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.
“You’ve Got..Steve Buscemi?”
I hope they make the whale “urban.”