Looks like she's become more normal in later life.
Dispatches For Our Irrelevance Desk: Roseanne Barr Cast In ‘The Office’ Final Episodes
Wednesday, January 30 by

In 1989 world, this is HUGE news.

The Reservoir Dogs would eat these guys for breakfast.
‘Entourage’ Gets Greenlit By Warners Bros, ‘Aquaman’ Sequel Still In Development Hell
Wednesday, January 30 by

Is that something you’d be interested in?

Dress for the job you want. "Clown biker."
George R.R. Martin Rails On The Olsen Twins Mid-Lecture
Tuesday, January 29 by

Take that, you waifish little imps!

Uh-oh. It's never good when cars are in fields at night.
Frank Darabont Changes The Name Of His TV Show So People Don’t Think ‘L.A. Noir’ Is Based On A Video Game
Tuesday, January 29 by

Just because they have the exact same name and are about the exact same thing doesn’t necessarily mean people will confuse them.

Ahoy, Mr. Abrams!
Abrams Is Really Truly Directing ‘Star Wars’, But It Might Not Hit Theaters In 2015
Monday, January 28 by

We don’t want to take “I’m busy” for an answer.

You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled, baby girl.
HBO To Brings Us Some More ‘Girls’
Friday, January 25 by

Hey Ladies!

He's to nerds what the pope is to Catholics.
J.J. Abrams Will Direct The Next ‘Star Wars’ Film
Thursday, January 24 by

Episode VII.

"I heard things!"
Robert DeNiro Producing A Show About Neo-Nazis In Boston
Thursday, January 24 by

This news leads me to believe DeNiro might be a white supremacist himself.

The picture is a metaphor for the film.
‘The Canyons’ Denied By SXSW Following Sundance Rejection
Wednesday, January 23 by

Turns out it’s not very good.

"Don't hit me!"
The 7 Best Jean-Claude Van Damme Films
Tuesday, January 22 by

Chocolate, waffles, VAN DAMME.

Oh, man. It's getting on his sweatshirt. Gross!
God Votes ‘No’ On Prop Joe
Friday, January 18 by

It’s a sad day for fans of great acting.

FX and FXX. That won't be confusing.
FX To Split Into Comedy And Drama Channels?
Friday, January 18 by

Which side will YOU fall on?

I'm sure that he won't look like this for this role.
Al Pacino’s Joe Paterno Movie Will Be Directed By Brian DePalma
Thursday, January 17 by

Caution: Paterno jokes in here.

This was before James Hetfield could afford larger sunglasses.
Metallica Will Be The Subject And Stars Of A Feature Film
Thursday, January 17 by

Let me guess – the band will be depicted as taking themselves super-seriously.

You just know his wife would call him "Connie," and it was adorable.
R.I.P. Conrad Bain, Mr. Drummond From ‘Diff’rent Strokes’
Wednesday, January 16 by

If TV is to be believed, he left behind a hefty estate.

His is not a small head.
Tyler Perry And Larry The Cable Guy Teaming Up Solely To Piss Me Off
Wednesday, January 16 by

If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?

Hello, handsome.
Looks Like We’ll Be Spared Any ‘Jack Reacher’ Sequels
Tuesday, January 15 by

If Jack Reacher was real, he’d be soooooo angry.

This picture alone is enough to fill my Jessica Simpson quota for the next decade.
Jessica Simpson And ‘Paul Blart’ Writer To Team Up For Televised Meeting Of The Minds On NBC
Tuesday, January 15 by

NICK LACHEY REUNION EPISODE?!?!?!?!?

This resembles the first 80 minutes of that dream I keep having.
MGM Announces Ben-Hur Remake, Pleasing Chariotmakers Everywhere
Tuesday, January 15 by

This better feature Gavin DeGraw’s “Chariot.”

The producers might want to see how 'Man of Steel' shakes out first.
Zack Snyder Gets In On That Sweet ‘Star Wars’ Action
Monday, January 14 by

So don’t go expecting cinema verite.

death-star-1
White House Is Passing On A Petition To Build A Death Star
Monday, January 14 by

Leave out the ducts. Trust me.

Clink.
The World Will Get Iran’s Side Of The ‘Argo’ Story
Friday, January 11 by

“Argo-Not.”

Here's Nolan, moments after wandering on to the set of a Wes Anderson film, apparently.
Christopher Nolan Will Direct Another Completely Incomprehensible Film
Thursday, January 10 by

Instead of 3D glasses, dunce caps will be given out to audience members.

I vote "funny."
Funny Or Die Gets Deal To Bring You A Ton Of Movies
Wednesday, January 9 by

I choose death.

Got me felling kinda...you know...blue.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes Will Be ‘Very Different’, And Therefore, Bad
Wednesday, January 9 by

Here they go again. On their own.

Who was the first airbender? Probably Jesus.
M. Night Shyamalan To Offer His Own ‘Twist’ On A TV Series
Tuesday, January 8 by

WORDPLAY.

Here it is in its blurry glory.
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer
Tuesday, January 8 by

But it’s willing to share with you.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.
Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67
Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.