She's aiming for my heart.
AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES!
Tuesday, July 10 by

Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

What do you think they're talking about?
Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason
Tuesday, July 10 by

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

I can't wait!
6 Rides We’d Like To See At Universal Studios Theme Parks
Monday, July 9 by

Who wants theme park rides that make you think? *not a single hand raised*

Ahhh! Stop looking at me like that!
Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*
Friday, July 6 by

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.
HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”
Friday, July 6 by

Psych!

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.
The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.
Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.
Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven
Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?
Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today
Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.
Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?
Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.
Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep
Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

I guess they're going to have to address that painful plotline with the video game developer.
‘Dexter’ Definitely Ending Not After This Season, But The Next
Thursday, June 28 by

He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.

My two biggest fears (giant black guys and lavender) in one horrible package.
Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang
Thursday, June 28 by

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.

Sigourney wouldn't lie to us, would she?
Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels Are Filming Back-To-Back-To-Back
Tuesday, June 26 by

This won’t get old.

Behold, the most amazing closet in the world.
The 6 Nicest Apartments In Film
Monday, June 25 by

Yes, but do they have vintage freezers. You know, the kind without ice machines?

He doesn't look like a cop to me.
7 Undercover Operations In Movies Gone Horribly Wrong
Friday, June 22 by

“Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are…”

He's handsome in the same way a baseball glove can be handsome.
Denis Leary Behind Show About New York City COPS This Time
Thursday, June 21 by

Finally, a show about police officers.

No snarky remarks here. Just really wanna know where he got that shirt.
The Guy That Made ‘Showgirls’ Is Making A Movie About Jesus
Thursday, June 21 by

His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.

This car runs on cocaine and hair gel.
7 Amazing Hollywood Cars We Would Trade Our Children For
Monday, June 18 by

Totally cherry rides. Totally.

All music has been ruined by this picture.
Let’s Boogie: 6 Lame Movies About Rock And Roll
Friday, June 15 by

Get ready to not rock.

Oh, man! It's Charles! I was so scared of Charles when I was little! (I call him "Charles")
6 (Mostly Annoying Or Terrifying) Talking Toys In Movies
Wednesday, June 13 by

I prefer my toys not to talk, but just to stand there all sexy.

Please don't wake her. She's very tired.
Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film
Wednesday, June 13 by

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.

Screen shot 2012-06-12 at 10.01.15 PM
Tom Cruise And Val Kilmer Are Both Game For A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel
Wednesday, June 13 by

The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.

I can get a similar aesthetic with my pictures thanks to the good folks at Instagram.
NBC, Inspired By A More Successful Channel, Is All About Hatfield And McCoys
Monday, June 11 by

NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.

Pictured: A representation of definite lungs.
Hooray For Hollywood!: ‘Possible Lungs’ Found On Street In South LA
Monday, June 11 by

They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.

Lose the shirt, sweetheart.
The 6 Best Stripper Portrayals In All Of Modern Cinema
Thursday, June 7 by

How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?

I'm losing "hope" after this news.
Semi-Retired Amanda Bynes Is Not At All Retired From Driving Drunk, Enlists Obama’s Help
Thursday, June 7 by

Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His head is as shiny as Robocop's.
Sam Jackson Is Going To Be In The New ‘Robocop’, Motherf*cker!
Thursday, June 7 by

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

If they're not gonna make the movie, can I have the vest?
If You Want A ‘MacGruber 2′, You’re Shit Out Of Luck, According To Will Forte
Tuesday, June 5 by

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

I see it.
Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster
Tuesday, June 5 by

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!