The studio has determined that the best way to shake things up and respond to those mediocre reviews is to definitely not change writers.
He’ll be the Hanks son with the non-embarrassing connection to the music industry.
Ira Glass has decided to calculate the odds of you finding love. In related news, Ira Glass should mind his own damn business.
I knew that dark, steely gaze would serve a purpose.
When all else fails, throw some guest stars at the problem.
It turns out David O. Russell will not be directing a video game movie. Which makes way more sense than if he did.
It’s looks like ‘Menace II Society’ and ‘Akira’ won’t have the same director after all.
Crowe will release the doc to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam. In unrelated news: I’m so old I want to cry.
Sarah Palin thought the best way to create an objective cinematic look at her politics and person was to create one herself.
Do you even know what kind of shape you have to be in to jog alongside a moving car?
The graphic designer took “twilight” and “breaking dawn” very literally.
In this version, Houdini falls victim to a con artist. ‘Harry Houdini: Rube’
You know who’s really getting jerked around with all these schedule changes? The dwarves.
All you 18th century port-of-call enthusiasts: This is your Woodstock.
If Slash gets a ‘Frankenstein’ movie, then everyone gets a ‘Frankenstein’ movie.
Half-woman, half-fish, all-sexy.
Franco forget he was James F*cking Franco and quickly rectified the situation by accepting 14 movie roles indiscriminately.
This machine was programmed to have huge muscles and a barely-noticeable lisp.
CBS has cranked out several programs with broadly drawn characters, some of whom even solve crimes.
The winner of the job will have to demonstrate excellent looking-into-the-camera skills.
Dystopian girls are pretty hot.
In real life, Maggie is haunted by the success of her younger brother.
So many Aussies are involved in this project, I’m starting to understand why other countries hate when America does that to their works.
Still waiting for you to star in that ‘Aspen Extreme’ sequel, Peter. Oh. That’s right. You died in it. Prequel, I guess.
With a $2 million budget, you might as well just raid the “Children’s Hospital” cast.
The greatest Asian actor of his generation steps away from the project, honorably.
She will be missed. She was a loose cannon, but she got results. No. Wait. That’s House.
According to FOX, it’s not a drama unless there are crimes being committed or dinosaurs running around. I feel the same way.
Dino will be a smug, alcoholic writer.
Yet another “found footage” concept. Will documentarians of the supernatural please keep better track of their footage?