He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.
I smell a cameo! And cocaine.
Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!
You’re not equipped to deal with them, so just walk away.
It beats just getting on Facebook and doing a “guesstimate.”
Let’s focus on the negative.
He wore them because they masked Rudy’s bloody during his often-violent outbursts. Just kidding. Not at all.
When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?
War’s always more fun in a group.
He’ll still get to call everyone “son” in this series. Well, maybe not the pope.
Prepare to have your mind blown all over your face.
With Minnie Driver starring. Presumably not as the boy.
One entry might surprise you.
Yes, yes, but is the monster undead?
Turns out things about zombies are pretty popular.
Well, then…Allow us to retort.
It beats killing time by playing the games.
They could have at least waited until after flu season to start talking about this.
I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.
Sexy is back, courtesy of Mr. Fincher.
Someone’s wearing his judgment goggles today!
It’s healthy-ish. Yay?
I love when a concise headline tells the whole story. The only thing it doesn’t convey is how he looked when it went down. But we’ve got you covered there,…
In 1989 world, this is HUGE news.
Is that something you’d be interested in?
Take that, you waifish little imps!
Just because they have the exact same name and are about the exact same thing doesn’t necessarily mean people will confuse them.