This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

Not at all rooted in real life.
Lindsay Lohan Will Play Herself On FX’s ‘Anger Management’, Because That’s Where Her Career Is These Days
Monday, February 25 by

I smell a cameo! And cocaine.

Man, this is a really weird picture.
Adam Sandler Looking To Reteam With Drew Barrymore On A Film That Sounds Downright Painful
Monday, February 25 by

Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!

Your heart will race just looking at a picture of the Iceman.
The Most Badass Characters of 2012
Friday, February 22 by

You’re not equipped to deal with them, so just walk away.

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Nielsen, The Ratings Company, Finally Gets Around To Recognizing Audiences Via Non-Televisions
Thursday, February 21 by

It beats just getting on Facebook and doing a “guesstimate.”

This is an example of a stuntman as portrayed by modern media.
FX Developing A Show About A Stuntman, A Job That Existed Before CGI
Thursday, February 21 by

Explosions, dammit.

Smile for the creep with the camera!
The Screen Junkies Awards: The Best Movies That Didn’t Get Nominated For Best Picture
Wednesday, February 20 by

Let’s focus on the negative.

SILF.
A Lengthy And Insightful History Of…The Cosby Sweater
Tuesday, February 19 by

He wore them because they masked Rudy’s bloody during his often-violent outbursts. Just kidding. Not at all.

He could do most anything with that body.
Christian Bale To Climb Mount Everest!!!! (In A Movie)
Tuesday, February 19 by

When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

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The 7 Greatest War Movie Ensembles
Tuesday, February 19 by

War’s always more fun in a group.

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Kyle Chandler To Play Yet Another Authority Figure In Showtime’s ‘The Vatican’
Monday, February 18 by

He’ll still get to call everyone “son” in this series. Well, maybe not the pope.

Yup. This film qualifies.
The Screen Junkie Awards: The Most Insane Movies Of 2012
Friday, February 15 by

Prepare to have your mind blown all over your face.

"Smile big, David. No. Bigger. Whatever. Fuck it. I'M TAKING THE PICTURE NOW."
David O. Russell’s ‘American Bullshit’ Cast Nearing Perfection
Friday, February 15 by

Master caster.

Literally none of these people will be in the series.
NBC Now Adapting ‘About A Boy’ As A Series
Friday, February 15 by

With Minnie Driver starring. Presumably not as the boy.

TAKE YOUR TOP OFF, FUNNYGIRL!
In The First You’ve Heard Of Whitney Cummings’ E! Talk Show, Her Talk Show Has Been Cancelled
Thursday, February 14 by

Sunrise, Sunset.

He must have been a fan of 'Cheers'.
One Entry On The List Of Stanley Kubrick’s Favorite Films Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb
Thursday, February 14 by

One entry might surprise you.

Hmmm. Troublesome.
AMC Developing A Monster Series That Isn’t ‘The Walking Dead’ But They Hope Is Exactly That
Wednesday, February 13 by

Yes, yes, but is the monster undead?

Yum.
‘Walking Dead’ Sets Yet Another Record With Season 3.5 Debut
Monday, February 11 by

Turns out things about zombies are pretty popular.

Imagine that we're Daniel Craig, the gun is this retort, and the thing we're pointing it against is baseless indictments of our feature pieces.
A Screen Junkies Rebuttal To MTV’s Rebuttal To Screen Junkies ‘Skyfall’ Honest Trailer
Thursday, February 7 by

Well, then…Allow us to retort.

Enjoy your free time, J.J. Soon, it will no longer be yours.
J.J. Abrams Might Tackle ‘Portal’ And ‘Half-Life’ Films, As Well
Thursday, February 7 by

It beats killing time by playing the games.

Gwyneth reacts to seeing her 'Glee' performance.
‘Contagion’ Might Become A Weekly Series
Tuesday, February 5 by

They could have at least waited until after flu season to start talking about this.

Nothing says "Southie" like artisanal bottles and leather cuffs.
Johnny Depp To Play Gangster Whitey Bulger In One Of Four Biopics
Tuesday, February 5 by

I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.

Timberlake's on the right. No, your right.
David Fincher To Get Back To Music Videos With Justin Timberlake’s “Suit And Tie”
Friday, February 1 by

Sexy is back, courtesy of Mr. Fincher.

Even Capt. Skyhook has to admit that Ray and Shoshanna are pretty awesome.
Kareem Abdul-Jabaar Shares With The Nation His Thoughts On HBO’s ‘Girls’
Friday, February 1 by

Someone’s wearing his judgment goggles today!

Here it is, folks.
Ben And Jerry’s ’30 Rock’ Ice Cream Flavor Is Wildly Unfun
Friday, February 1 by

It’s healthy-ish. Yay?

I love the look on that face!
Jason London Got Drunk, Got Arrested, Then Pooped In A Cop Car
Wednesday, January 30 by

I love when a concise headline tells the whole story. The only thing it doesn’t convey is how he looked when it went down. But we’ve got you covered there,…

Looks like she's become more normal in later life.
Dispatches For Our Irrelevance Desk: Roseanne Barr Cast In ‘The Office’ Final Episodes
Wednesday, January 30 by

In 1989 world, this is HUGE news.

The Reservoir Dogs would eat these guys for breakfast.
‘Entourage’ Gets Greenlit By Warners Bros, ‘Aquaman’ Sequel Still In Development Hell
Wednesday, January 30 by

Is that something you’d be interested in?

Dress for the job you want. "Clown biker."
George R.R. Martin Rails On The Olsen Twins Mid-Lecture
Tuesday, January 29 by

Take that, you waifish little imps!

Uh-oh. It's never good when cars are in fields at night.
Frank Darabont Changes The Name Of His TV Show So People Don’t Think ‘L.A. Noir’ Is Based On A Video Game
Tuesday, January 29 by

Just because they have the exact same name and are about the exact same thing doesn’t necessarily mean people will confuse them.