Poor Mike Meyers.
Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012
Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

Party on top, chin on the bottom.
The 7 Best Fictional Moustaches Of 2012
Wednesday, November 14 by

Nude lips sink ships.

These guys are on the elder end of the "child" spectrum.
Our 6 Favorite Child Soldiers From Film And Television
Monday, November 12 by

You are most definitely NOT the boss of them.

On the set of 'Pain and Gain', Michael Bay's latest.
Michael Bay DID Throw Mark Wahlberg A ‘Transformers’ Bone
Friday, November 9 by

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

The old "esteemed director shows up wearing headphones" gag. P.T., you've done it again!
What P.T. Anderson Really Wants To Do Is Bring The Yuks
Thursday, November 8 by

He’s a regular Carrot Top.

Snark aside, it's pictures like this that make 'Parks and Rec' so easy to love.
Joe Biden Fans Rejoice!: The VP Will Appear On ‘Parks And Recreation’
Thursday, November 8 by

He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.

No, Tom. NOT THUMBS UP.
There Will Be No ‘Top Gun 2′, So Val Kilmer Can Get After Those Chicken Wings Now
Wednesday, November 7 by

They’re breaking a major rule of engagement.

I hope the show is titled, 'Calling Saul' and features David Boreanz in a supporting role.
Bob Odenkirk Doesn’t Extinguish ‘Breaking Bad’ Spinoff Rumors, Gets Our Hopes Way Up
Tuesday, November 6 by

HUELL OR GTFO.

A rare outtake where Cory beats Mr. Feeny to within an inch of his life to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence."
Boy Meets World’ Sequel Series In The Works At Disney, Cause Ben Savage’s Gotta Eat, Baby
Monday, November 5 by

Line up the life lessons!

Oops.
‘Mythbusters’ Will Put ‘Breaking Bad’ Events To The Test
Friday, November 2 by

Breaking Busted.

Should I ask if I can crash in his plot for a few days until my rent check clears, or would that be tacky?
We Still Haven’t Gotten Around To Burying ‘The Jeffersons’ Star Sherman Hemsley
Tuesday, October 30 by

This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”

Yeah, science!
7 Best Homemade Gadgets In Action Movies
Tuesday, October 30 by

Try this at home.

He looks...overwhelmed.
NBC Is Not Going Forward With The Dwight Schrute Spinoff
Tuesday, October 30 by

Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.

Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

Don't let the pudgy, doughy facade fool you. This guy was a bastard.
Noted Historical Scholar RZA Will Direct A Genghis Khan Biopic
Monday, October 29 by

RZA’s involvement in any film project makes it much more palatable.

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Denny’s Is Offering Hobbit Breakfasts, Making Denny’s Customers Hobbits, As Best I Can Tell
Wednesday, October 24 by

One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

Sadly, Damien Lewis didn't get the parts the parts he auditioned for, as he was seen as far to old to be a Newsie or a Swing Kid.
The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed
Monday, October 22 by

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

That look from David Cross kills me every time.
Carl Weathers To Get Himself A Stew Going In The Next Season Of ‘Arrested Development’
Monday, October 22 by

I’m guessing he’ll be pocketing his per diem.

Typical liberal bullshit.
Stephen Colbert To Appear In One Of The ‘Hobbit’, Delighting Two Types Of Nerds
Monday, October 22 by

I hope he fights a bear.

She was pretty damn hot.
Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe
Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.
Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title
Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.
Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.
Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.
The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer
Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.
They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!
Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

Vroom...VROOOOOOOOM!
‘Robocop’ Reboot Pushed Back To 2014 To Make Way For ‘Elysium’
Tuesday, October 16 by

Finally, a headline that makes sense. Neill Blomkamp‘s sci-fi epic Elysium has been moved from March 2013 to August 9, 2013, suggesting that Sony’s faith in the project has grown….

It's the "Emma Watson" setting on Instagram, I believe.
Season Two Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ Will Premiere In January, Says Lena Dunham
Monday, October 15 by

It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.