Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.
‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome
Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

They're fast, yes. But are they 'Hidalgo' fast?
We Handicap Our Own Kentucky Derby With Movie Race Horses
Saturday, May 5 by

A list for Derby day!

Pictured: Tim Burton and his personal assistant
Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s
Thursday, May 3 by

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

They came from different worlds, but you know what? They made it work. And became friends along the way.
This ‘Perfect Strangers’ Video Game Fills Needs I Didn’t Even Know I Had
Thursday, May 3 by

I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.

You son of a bitch.
The Dumb Discussion Over Texting In Movie Theaters
Wednesday, May 2 by

No sexting during ‘The Hungry Games’!

Wait. This can't be right. Shit.
It’s May Day, So Here Are Our Favorite Movie Communists
Tuesday, May 1 by

I’m picking up where that patriot Joe McCarthy left off.

Jesus Christ, cows. Get your shit together.
BSE Be Damned, Here Are Our Favorite Cows From TV And Movies
Monday, April 30 by

Here’s the beef.

If this is aspirational television, you should probably get your life in order.
How And Why Did HBO’s ‘Girls’ Become The Most Divisive TV Show In America After Two Tiny Episodes?
Friday, April 27 by

Carrie Bradshaw never had to deal with this bullshit.

Hey, gorgeous.
The 7 Skankiest Hookers In Film and Television
Thursday, April 26 by

Not too skanky for the Secret Service, though.

Hip Hop Squares
What We’d Like To See From ‘Hip Hop Squares’
Tuesday, April 24 by

Everyone’s sort of a loser in this game show adaptation. Except for Ghostface Killa. He’s the best.

Dope is for dopes.
The 6 Best-Looking Stoners In Film, For Those Observing 4/20
Friday, April 20 by

On this holiday of remembrance, everyone seems to keep forgetting stuff.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
8 Minor Arrested Development Characters We Want In Season 4
Friday, April 20 by

Welcome back, friends.

He looked pretty good for an 82 year-old teenager.
Who Will Take Dick Clark’s Title Of World’s Oldest Teenager
Thursday, April 19 by

I’m not afraid to tackle the one question on no one’s mind.

You can't unsee Janet Reno dancing.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly: Political Appearances On ‘SNL’
Monday, April 16 by

Who says politicians can’t be funny? Almost everyone.

No one ever went broke belittling, patronizing, and insulting the American public.
5 Suggested Additions To A&E’s “Reality” Lineup
Monday, April 16 by

You know you’d watch Hillbilly Hand Abortions

Smile, fellas.
Our 7 Favorite Unintentionally Funny Deaths In Film
Friday, April 13 by

These are matters of life and hilarious death.

"When he gets off the phone, let's ask him what other movies he's going to put us in."
6 High-Profile Actor Bromances
Thursday, April 12 by

Ride together, die together. ACTORS 4 LYFE.

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6 Tech-Heavy Movies That Got The ‘Tech’ All Wrong
Wednesday, April 11 by

Wow. Virtual reality is not as prevalent as people in the 90′s thought it would be.

Peeta Mellark
I Think Peeta Mellark From ‘The Hunger Games’ Is Making Me Gay
Monday, April 9 by

Maybe not “gay,” but certainly less straight than I was a week ago.

You might want to hold out for 'American Mortgage' or maybe 'American My Kid's First Tee Ball Game'
‘American Reunion’ Plays Out Just Like Adulthood, And That’s Not A Good Thing
Friday, April 6 by

Just like in real life, it takes a LOT of naked breasts to assuage the tedium of adulthood.

If poop had a label on it, it would say "Happy Madison."
Happy Madison’s Abysmal Track Record Of Films
Wednesday, April 4 by

Make all the bad movies you want, Happy Madison, but when you start messing with films I like, I’m gonna speak up.

You'll never have this.
These Lottery Movies Are The Closest You’ll Ever Get To A MegaMillions Jackpot
Friday, March 30 by

Who’s the lucky winner? It could be…YOU! But probably someone else.

Take the bassline for a walk.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Anchorman 2′ Announcement And His Other Wacky Conan O’Brien Appearances
Thursday, March 29 by

Oh man! He’s just the nuttiest! GOULET!

This happened.
The 7 Worst Talk Show Hosts Of Our Generation
Wednesday, March 28 by

The horror…

I yield! I yield!
6 Danny Trejo Characters We Would Cross The Street To Avoid
Wednesday, March 28 by

In case you didn’t know, he portrays characters that are often quite tough.

"Humph."
9 Instances Of James Cameron Just Being Ridiculous
Tuesday, March 27 by

Who Else Would Want To Tweet From The Ocean’s Deepest Point?

The pie represents female sex organs.
In Honor Of ‘American Reunion’, Here Are 6 Other Reunion Movies Set In America
Friday, March 23 by

Get ya nostalgia on.

So it's pretty much going to be 'Saturday Night Live'?
6 Normally-Taped Shows That Have Done Live Episodes
Thursday, March 22 by

One of these days, someone’s going to get a nervous erection during these live shows. I hope it’s a female character.

Step one: Never get out of that car.
How Ferris Bueller Should Have Spent His Day Off
Wednesday, March 21 by

He did pretty well, but he could have done better.

"This is an important shot people. NASA would only give us ONE spaceship."
An Incomplete Guide To Michael Bay’s Ridiculousness
Wednesday, March 21 by

This is by no means comprehensive.