We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

Some television costume designer just blew their wad.
‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show
Friday, March 29 by

No shortage of characters.

Muckraker!
Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable
Friday, March 29 by

He speaks for all of us.

So American, it makes me want to invade Iraq all over again.
In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled
Friday, March 29 by

Yay, crime!

Losing a script is such a Pinkman mistake.
Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught
Wednesday, March 27 by

Why is life so harsh?

The big reveal is, behind those cards, this little moppet has a decayed zombie jaw and scares the shit out of everyone.
The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck
Tuesday, March 26 by

Two game shows, technically.

"Sure, the Mona Lisa was neat, but it didn't have my face on it, which was weird."
Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him
Tuesday, March 26 by

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.

This guy loves his job.
George R.R. Martin Is Considering A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel Series
Monday, March 25 by

Finally, this world will start to get developed.

These guys find NBC's crazy-stupid mismanagement as funny as we do!
NBC Late Night To Slide Fallon Into Leno’s Position, And Possibly Seth Meyers Into Fallon’s
Monday, March 25 by

Still not ready-for-prime time!

They are staring right at the film's licensing rights.
‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Is Getting A Sequel
Tuesday, March 19 by

Witches, beware.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPAUCINOS!
Terrence Malick Included ‘Zoolander’ In His Personally-Curated Film Series
Tuesday, March 19 by

It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.

Gangster.
You Can Buy Jesse’s Car From ‘Breaking Bad’, Not That You’d Want To
Monday, March 18 by

Judging by the character’s arc, this car might be cursed.

It's pretty clear they're thinking about all the movies they're going to do without Bateman.
2/3 Of ‘Horrible Bosses’ Stars Unite For Cop Comedy
Friday, March 15 by

BEST friends.

Rawr.
‘Jurassic Park 4′ Gets A Director
Thursday, March 14 by

We will tell you who it is in the article.

Way to go, gang!
‘Veronica Mars’ Movie Raises $2.7 Million In 11 Hours On Kickstarter, Gets Greenlight
Thursday, March 14 by

But I can’t raise FIFTY DOLLARS to dye my dog blue? F*ckin’ Obama.

Good times all around with these guys, apparently.
The Poster For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Must Be Some Sort Of Joke
Wednesday, March 13 by

THEY’RE BACK AT IT.

They won't look this good by the time the next movie comes out.
The Simpsons Movie’ Sequel Should Be Here In ’10, 15 Years’
Tuesday, March 12 by

Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.

Digby could not be more excited about this news.
Announced ‘Trainspotting’ Sequel Means All The Characters Might Not Be Dead Yet
Monday, March 11 by

They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.

Full disclosure: This might be a still from 'Lincoln'.
‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Gets A Sequel…FINALLY
Friday, March 8 by

If you make a prequel to a classic film, then make a sequel to that prequel, then you can remake the classic film without audiences even realizing what you’ve done!

He could use a nap.
IFC Continues To Bring In The Yuks With Ben Stiller And Will Ferrell Series
Thursday, March 7 by

That’s “series” plural. Two series. Each from one man.

More below.
‘The Hangover 3′ Poster Indicates The Film Could Be Interesting
Thursday, March 7 by

Judging a movie by its poster.

Jay Leno, channeling the spirit of John Gotti.
NBC Getting On Board With Turning Its Late-Night Lineup Into An Absolute Greco-Roman Clusterf*ck
Wednesday, March 6 by

Maybe they could move them all to an island with no electricity and replace the shows with ‘Seinfeld’ reruns.

Puppets. Whatever.
‘Community’ To Do All-Puppet Episode As The Smell Of Desperation Gently Wafts Into Our Living Rooms
Wednesday, March 6 by

MEH.

He will probably be wearing a different costume, unless season three takes a really weird turn, plotwise.
Ron Livingston To Join The Cast Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’
Wednesday, February 27 by

The producers should be careful. From what I’ve seen, he’s a terrible employee.