Sure, a few things went wrong, but on the bright side, it gave the guy who played Pedro a reason to leave the house.
The only downside is that if your pregnant wife gives birth those days, you’ll have a very unpleasant decision to make.
There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.
This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.
Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!
Whoever bet that “Randolph Mantooth” wouldn’t make the list…it’s time to pay the fiddler.
If you bought a ticket on the “Straight Talk Express,” buckle up, because it just went off the rails.
He Hearts Huckabees…And His Tranny Niece’s New Breasts
The universe can’t just offer this, then take it away. This must happen.
He probably snuck out and hid in his hurt locker.
Oh man, I bet these bosses are gonna be sooooooo bad! Let’s go get drunk, guys!
These are the most succulent contestants yet.
I smell a rat… a big commie rat.
We’re really going to miss some of these people if God forbid they die and I’m totally proven right.
Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?
What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.
Because you’re really ignorant about which films have been set in Iowa.
All these movies are super gay. Get it?
This film is widely regarded as a Greco-Roman clusterfuck of class.
If you find yourself about to quote one of these films, catch yourself and quote the works of Virgil instead.
I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.
We didn’t include ‘New Year’s Eve’ because we delight in subtlety here at Screen Junkies.
20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.
Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.
It’s been a bad year for
By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.
It’s a guilty pleasure in the vein of ‘True Blood’ but instead of sex and violence, ‘Dexter’ derives its guilt and pleasure from really shitty writing and logical leaps.
Hi, I’m Abe. Wanna party?
A great snack to enjoy while watching these films is Ambien.
And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)