I imagine that Phillip Seymour Hoffman could play over 90% of these characters.
Hey Nerds, That ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie Is Still In The Works
Friday, August 3 by

Leeroy Jenkins.

Don't step to them.
The 7 Greatest Ensemble Casts Of All Time
Friday, August 3 by

We’re big into the group scene here at SJ.

Pirates: not as cool as the ones in the movies.
Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy
Wednesday, August 1 by

A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.

"Boop!"
Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)
Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

I can't stay mad at you!
7 Greatest TV Detectives Of All Time
Wednesday, August 1 by

They’re like grown-up Encyclopedia Browns. All of them.

Jesus. He's looking right at you. Say something, or he'll just keep doing it.
‘Rush Hour 4′ Is In The Works, Says Producer Whose Words You Can Understand Coming Out Of His Mouth
Monday, July 30 by

This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.

We get it. You're pensive. Jeez.
OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films
Monday, July 30 by

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

He looks like a 'Hunger Games' character here.
Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One
Tuesday, July 24 by

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

No beards were harmed during filming.
7 Badass Action Movies Based On Historical Events
Tuesday, July 24 by

Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.

The title says it all.
5 Extremely Hatable TV And Movie Shrinks
Monday, July 23 by

“Now, how does that make you feel?”

Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.
Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible
Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Just don't mess with him.
8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.
Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up
Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

Between this and 'Game of Thrones', I think we can declare that this nation is suffering from a severe bout of "Little Person Fever."
Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’
Saturday, July 14 by

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

In case this weird promotional pic doesn't answer your every question.
Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’
Saturday, July 14 by

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

Peter Jackson has lost three Hobbits of weigh in the past few years.
Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now
Thursday, July 12 by

Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

This photo really makes you think.
Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies
Thursday, July 12 by

There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.

Well this is a fun new take on Alice, no?
Comic-Con 2012: Lionsgate Breaks Into TV With Graphic Novel ‘Wonderland’
Thursday, July 12 by

Let the 2012 Comic-Con….BEGIN!

I'm sorry..what? Did someone say something? It's hot in here. It's hot, right?
6 Comic-Con 2012 Panels You Just Can’t Miss
Wednesday, July 11 by

If you’re not going, all I ask is that you just be happy for those that are.

She's aiming for my heart.
AHHHHH! ‘HUNGER GAMES’ HAS RELEASE DATES FOR THE FINAL TWO MOVIES!
Tuesday, July 10 by

Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

What do you think they're talking about?
Ron Perlman Becomes Hellboy Once Again, For An Awesome Reason
Tuesday, July 10 by

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

One glimpse at that tasteful neckwear and I'm all his.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Film Gets Producers, Will Soon Be A Part Of Our Lives
Tuesday, July 10 by

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

I can't wait!
6 Rides We’d Like To See At Universal Studios Theme Parks
Monday, July 9 by

Who wants theme park rides that make you think? *not a single hand raised*

Ahhh! Stop looking at me like that!
Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*
Friday, July 6 by

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.
HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”
Friday, July 6 by

Psych!