Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?
The shows are called ‘DILFs’, ‘Fat Rob’, and ‘Rick’. Please, keep reading.
Movie theaters are scared that they’re losing you to your home theater. Here’s what they’re doing about it.
Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.
So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.
I would adopt any of these kids, but I would secretly hope for Michael and Sally.
How great would it be if the ‘Night of the Living Dead’ guy directed a ‘Walking Dead’ episode? Eh. Not that great, really.
What did one hipster say to the other? Nothing, he was just mumbling because I kicked all his teeth out with my steel-toed boot.
Of course Alfred made the list. Don’t ask stupid questions.
Did you know that a baseball bat can be used as a weapon? You did? Shit. Well, so can these other weird things.
Yeah, I know, I know. “Don’t do drugs.”
I bet he was dreaming about waffles. I sometimes dream about waffles.
Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.
He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.
Taxi drivers don’t count, because they can’t really drive.
Now gay teens will get bullied for being nerds.
Mediocre musicians make mediocre filmmakers. Great musicians make mediocre filmmakers. Crappy musicians never get enough attention to become filmmakers.
I’m hoping they re-imagine the volleyball scene by making it less gay. Or more gay. Either way is great with me.
It’s nice to watch other couples go through the same things we do, like fights with Josh Duhamel and difficulty getting Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant.
The level of preparation that some of Hollywood’s most popular films require might surprise you.
“Put a cork in it, Billy Zane.”
This controversy could cause her to lose her title of “The Next Karate Kid.”
If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.
A recent survey shows that 96% of phone calls placed today are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!
It could have been much worse.
It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.
I like war so much it’s hard to pick a favorite.
If you have a better candidate, I’m all ears.
Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?
If someone offered me a wager on whether or not this iteration will contain more or less sass, I would put my money on “more.”