Sigourney wouldn't lie to us, would she?
Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels Are Filming Back-To-Back-To-Back
Tuesday, June 26 by

This won’t get old.

Behold, the most amazing closet in the world.
The 6 Nicest Apartments In Film
Monday, June 25 by

Yes, but do they have vintage freezers. You know, the kind without ice machines?

He doesn't look like a cop to me.
7 Undercover Operations In Movies Gone Horribly Wrong
Friday, June 22 by

“Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are…”

He's handsome in the same way a baseball glove can be handsome.
Denis Leary Behind Show About New York City COPS This Time
Thursday, June 21 by

Finally, a show about police officers.

No snarky remarks here. Just really wanna know where he got that shirt.
The Guy That Made ‘Showgirls’ Is Making A Movie About Jesus
Thursday, June 21 by

His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.

This car runs on cocaine and hair gel.
7 Amazing Hollywood Cars We Would Trade Our Children For
Monday, June 18 by

Totally cherry rides. Totally.

All music has been ruined by this picture.
Let’s Boogie: 6 Lame Movies About Rock And Roll
Friday, June 15 by

Get ready to not rock.

Oh, man! It's Charles! I was so scared of Charles when I was little! (I call him "Charles")
6 (Mostly Annoying Or Terrifying) Talking Toys In Movies
Wednesday, June 13 by

I prefer my toys not to talk, but just to stand there all sexy.

Please don't wake her. She's very tired.
Lindsay Lohan And A Male Porn Star Will Be In A New Brett Easton Ellis Film
Wednesday, June 13 by

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.

Screen shot 2012-06-12 at 10.01.15 PM
Tom Cruise And Val Kilmer Are Both Game For A ‘Top Gun’ Sequel
Wednesday, June 13 by

The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.

I can get a similar aesthetic with my pictures thanks to the good folks at Instagram.
NBC, Inspired By A More Successful Channel, Is All About Hatfield And McCoys
Monday, June 11 by

NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.

Pictured: A representation of definite lungs.
Hooray For Hollywood!: ‘Possible Lungs’ Found On Street In South LA
Monday, June 11 by

They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.

Lose the shirt, sweetheart.
The 6 Best Stripper Portrayals In All Of Modern Cinema
Thursday, June 7 by

How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?

I'm losing "hope" after this news.
Semi-Retired Amanda Bynes Is Not At All Retired From Driving Drunk, Enlists Obama’s Help
Thursday, June 7 by

Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His head is as shiny as Robocop's.
Sam Jackson Is Going To Be In The New ‘Robocop’, Motherf*cker!
Thursday, June 7 by

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

If they're not gonna make the movie, can I have the vest?
If You Want A ‘MacGruber 2′, You’re Shit Out Of Luck, According To Will Forte
Tuesday, June 5 by

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

I see it.
Two Things You Haven’t Thought About In Years Combined As Jerry O’Connell Signs On To Play Herman Munster
Tuesday, June 5 by

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!

Dammit, Guy Ritchie, stop smiling like that so I can bring myself to be mad at you!
Guy Ritchie Taking HIs Cockney Charms To ‘Treasure Island’
Friday, June 1 by

I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.

I've decided to make this news.
‘Leprechaun’ Reboot Gets A ‘Quote’ ‘Writer’ ‘End-Quote’
Friday, June 1 by

All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

No one said mentors had to shower regularly or not be junkies.
Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors
Wednesday, May 30 by

If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

Perhaps this image will tide you over? It's not much, but it's something.
OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’
Wednesday, May 23 by

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

Wait, so I can only pick one of these guys?
Handicapping Which DC Comics Character Will Come Out As Gay
Tuesday, May 22 by

Sure, they’re all pretty gay, but who’s THE GAYEST?

He'll probably just go back to school teaching and settle down. Or die of lung cancer. Whatever.
‘Breaking Bad’ Will Resume On July 15th
Monday, May 21 by

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*