This won’t get old.
Yes, but do they have vintage freezers. You know, the kind without ice machines?
“Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are…”
Finally, a show about police officers.
His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.
Totally cherry rides. Totally.
Get ready to not rock.
I prefer my toys not to talk, but just to stand there all sexy.
Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.
The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.
NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.
They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.
How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?
Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!
His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.
I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.
He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!
I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.
All those quotes mean I don’t take this thing very seriously.
OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!
The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.
If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.
In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.
Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.
Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)
If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.
Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.
Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.
Sure, they’re all pretty gay, but who’s THE GAYEST?
Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*