Spooktacular! Excuse me. I meant, “Spectacular!”
It’s laughing at itself, because you’re laughing at it.
“The preferred term is ‘animated program’.” “Shut up.”
Don’t forget about acting, Channing.
She’s actually had a lot of success since “What’s Up?”
They should just renew it for the next ten years at once so I don’t have to keep writing these annual articles.
They can also talk to animals.
How fat? BELUSHI fat.
How much treachery could there be in Washington?
Not to be confused with the Anna Faris comedy ‘Mom’.
Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!
This might delay things a bit.
Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.
Go against expectations with a gritty mob series!
As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”
Our government will continue to rot from the inside out for another year.
Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.
Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
I hope you’re comfortable, sir.
No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.
They don’t want to the episode to be eclipsed by actual Halloween.
It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.
He doesn’t want to be fed. He wants to hunt.
In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.
The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.
If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.
Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.
This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.