Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.
It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
If we stop paying attention to them, they’ll wither up and die.
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?
Live from world famous Oakland, CA…
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
If you hate sports, you can just read/watch this article and save yourself five hours.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
I’d let these guys crawl up my toilet any day. It’s not just gators that do that, folks.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
Man, this guy is the worst.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.
“Laces out,” and so on…
If you don’t know who ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt is, you can just get out right now. LEAVE!!!
With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.
If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.
‘Chuck’ fans probably won’t like this very much.
He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.
The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.
This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”
What America wants to know is: Does she have any left?
His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!
I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.
A movie set turns deadly as I visit my good friend Dabney Coleman.
Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.