Unless they start selling large chunks of raw pumpkin, movie theater concession stands will never have my business.
Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?
If you were a fan of the original ‘Blade Runner’, well…well, there’s always the possibility you’ll like this film as well.
Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.
He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.
Sorry, beloved film franchises…YOU JUST GOT RATNER-ED!!!
Yeah, we got pictures.
I still don’t know what a producer does, but it surprises me nonetheless that Lautner is capable of doing it.
It’s high time you started dressing like a fictional rape victim.
If you saw this picture and thought “Tyler Perry,” you’re a horrible racist.
Leave your sense of decorum and good taste at the door. You can pick them up when you’re done reading.
It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.
I whittle down the field of cake programs to give you my bare-bones, seven favorites. It wasn’t easy.
Money can’t buy happiness, unless buying things makes you happy, in which case it can.
Burt Reynolds will play a guy trying to sleep with Archer’s mom.
That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.
Strong men also cry…
Now if they could just get rid of Charlie Sheen.
Who would have thought such a thing would happen on the ‘Real World’? Oh, right. Everyone.
My research hasn’t turned up any signs of Chuck Lorre’s involvement in the show.
And that’s not even considering all the money he makes from wearing Kangol hats and laughing uproariously at the Oscars.
There’s one show on this list that will probably piss people off.
To help get you through the rest of the week, here’s a list (with video) of people killing animals.
I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.
Instead of the Battleship film, why didn’t someone sack up and make ‘Nation’s Pride’?
This is worse than when the Dancing Ito’s went haywire and took out that orphanage.
Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!
I wish I could vote for all these candidates, even the ones whose elections have already taken place.
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I managed to get through this article without grossing myself out, then I came back to write the intro, and that McRib description made my stomach turn.