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‘The Simpsons’ Will Find Their Way To Cable…In Reruns
Tuesday, July 30 by

Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.

My God, he's mostly hair!
Sam Elliott To Play Ron Swanson’s Doppelganger On ‘Parks And Recretation’
Monday, July 29 by

Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.

It will be interesting to see how they shoehorn a strip club into this one.
‘Beverly Hills Cop’ Reboot Back To Being A Movie, Not A TV Show
Monday, July 29 by

*deep laugh, upbeat 80′s music*

DEAR GOD, LADY! BEHIND YOU!
‘Sharknado’ To Screen In Select Theaters, Pushing The Boundaries Of Lazy Ironic Enjoyment
Friday, July 26 by

Be on the lookout for ‘BirdQuake’ next spring.

The perfect screenshot.
Fred Armisen Is Directing A Kings Of Leon Concert Movie
Friday, July 26 by

It will be a masters class in over-enunciating.

You handsome devil!
Jason Sudekis Waves Goodbye To SNL
Thursday, July 25 by

Effective immediately.

That's a heavy coat for all those spring tones.
Henry Winkler Makes The Logical Leap From ‘Arrested Development’ To ‘Parks And Rec’
Wednesday, July 24 by

In keeping with Parks and Rec‘s parade of guest stars, they’ve trotted out one star that shines a little brighter than all the rest (not true). Ok. Well, he’s really,…

Even if it's bad, I sort of still want this to happen.
Author Chuck Palahniuk Is Working On A (Graphic Novel) Sequel To ‘Fight Club’
Tuesday, July 23 by

Will the film version be very far behind?

They. Are. Here.
…And Now A Poltergeist Remake Is Casting People, Namely Rosemarie DeWitt
Tuesday, July 23 by

In case you had just sort of assumed that Poltergeist had been remade, sequeled, rebooted, or reimagined several times over the past decade or two, I’m just as surprised as…

Aspen.
The Current And Former Producers Of The ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Sequel Are Just Suing The Hell Out Of Each Other
Tuesday, July 23 by

It’s nice to see film producers treat each other like the curator of the art form that they are. Here, some old “producers” of the Dumb and Dumber sequel are…

It's been a remarkable journey for Mr. Jackman.
7 Things You Might Not Have Known About ‘Wolverine’
Tuesday, July 23 by

With Marvel’s The Wolverine hitting theaters July 26th, we’re getting another long-awaited dose of one of the more famous and anti-heroic superheroes. There’s a lot we know about the one…

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Chris Hardwick To Run ‘Talking Bad’ Following The Final Episodes On AMC
Monday, July 22 by

“I am the one who talks.”

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Bryan Cranston Seriously Considered Murdering A Woman
Monday, July 22 by

It is no surprise that happy-go-lucky Bryan Cranston has a dark side. I mean, no one could play a character as dark as Walter White in Breaking Bad without having…

It's a 150-minute documentary on how Reggie Miller is just a huge asshole.
Spike Lee Has A Kickstarter, Too
Monday, July 22 by

‘Inside Man 2: Man Still Inside’?

BUSTED.
‘The World’s End’ At Comic-Con Let’s Us Know That Pegg, Frost, And Wright Will Stick Together
Friday, July 19 by

Relax. It’s not the end of the world.

Sad Dexter.
‘Dexter’ Stars Conduct A Funny, Emotional Farewell At Comic-Con
Friday, July 19 by

And they didn’t even kill anyone!

"You took an oath as an operative to protect this fine Norwegian sweater."
Comic-Con 2013 Kicks Off With A No-Show From ‘Intelligence’ Showrunner
Thursday, July 18 by

…and this is the type of start we’re off to!

I love Ellie Goulding.
And Your MTV VMA Awards Nominees Are…*Eyes, Ears And Anus All Start Gushing Blood At Once*
Wednesday, July 17 by

Hoobastank’s album must have just missed the cut off date.

Man vs. Nature and whatnot.
Comic-Con 2013: Godzilla Takes Over The Bar District Of San Diego
Wednesday, July 17 by

GOJIRA!!!

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Matt Damon’s 7 Greatest Action Roles
Tuesday, July 16 by

He’s a sensitive ass-kicker.

Someone Ray Donovan'd his face!
‘Ray Donovan’ Will Continue To Help Fix Showtime’s Problems For A Second Season
Tuesday, July 16 by

Fix my problems, Ray. That’s a full-time job.

I know, Andy! We're all perplexed by this!
Chris Pratt Went From Having The Doughy Body Of A Schlub To Having A Body Befitting A Man Guarding The Galaxy
Monday, July 15 by

You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.

It's been brought up before, but Betty White is pretty darn cool.
NBC Cancels Betty White’s Show Because They Hate Betty White For Some Reason
Friday, July 12 by

Her time has expired.

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George R.R. Martin Really Had A Much Bigger Throne In Mind
Thursday, July 11 by

Heavy is the head that has to climb those damn stairs every day.

To his credit, he looks like he's equal to the challenge.
Andrew Garfield Wants A Gay Spider-Man
Thursday, July 11 by

That would be different.

This guy's gross.
‘Ender’s Game’ Author Wants You To Know It Doesn’t Matter If He Hates Gays, Because People Aren’t Really Talking About Them Anymore
Tuesday, July 9 by

Of course, that headline is a gross simplification, but it would seem that gross oversimplifications suit Orson Scott Card just fine. Card, in discussing whether or not his novel Ender’s…

I think I'll start that cleanse now.
Guy Fieri Created A Special Blend Of Chili For ‘Grown Ups 2′
Tuesday, July 9 by

I’m…not hungry.

Travolta, gettin' biz-zay with a chocolate bar in a hot tub.
John Travolta Wasn’t In Flight Because Planes Can’t Fly Upside Down Like That
Monday, July 8 by

Mr. Kotter would be proud of Vinny’s knowledge of aeronautics.

Figured I would post a picture that doesn't make everyone revisit those horrible images.
Boston Marathon Bombing Movie Being Made, Because It’s Time to Revisit It
Monday, July 8 by

I wonder what happens at the end.

Game's over, folks. Black Waldo has been located.
Donald Glover Will Probably Only Be In 5 ‘Community’ Episodes Next Season
Monday, July 8 by

He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.