Please let us see his ass in this one, too.
Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator
Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.
Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About
Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.
‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View
Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.
Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’
Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.
Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons
Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese
FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise
Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

Please don't bother Mr. Shyamalan when he's wearing his director earphones and director baseball hat,.
M. Night Shyamalan Wrote ‘She’s All That’ Which In And Of Itself, Is Something Of A Twist
Tuesday, June 11 by

The twist is…there is no twist. It’s formulaic and straightforward.

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Because Fuse Is Evil, There Will Be An Insane Clown Posse TV Show
Tuesday, June 11 by

Two people is hardly a “posse.”

On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.
Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse
Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

Well hello there, Mr. Googly Eyes!
Al Pacino Passed On Playing Han Solo And John McClane In ‘Die Hard’
Wednesday, June 5 by

According to Al Pacino.

Harmon, looking more put-together than ever.
Dan Harmon Almost Certainly Returning To ‘Community’
Tuesday, June 4 by

Because the cast wanted him back. Because the cast no longer includes Chevy Chase.

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Caption This Pic And Win Gift Cards From Fandango And Visa
Monday, May 20 by

Bring the witty.

It looks like they're photobombing each other.
Peter Jackson Resumes Filming ‘The Hobbit’ Even Though People Are Pretty Much Over Tolkien At This Point
Monday, May 20 by

It’s like overhearing that your friend is over video games right before they open the gift-wrapped XBox you got them.

You're welcome, America!
Seth MacFarlane Suggests Joaquin Phoenix Host The Oscars
Monday, May 20 by

Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.

George Lazenby: The one Bond we can all agree on.
A Person Mentioned Christopher Nolan And James Bond In The Same Sentence, So We’re Gonna Report On That
Friday, May 17 by

He could even make a Bond film confusing.

An exclusive still from the film.
Act Surprised: ‘Iron Man 3′ Has Grossed A Billion Dollars
Friday, May 17 by

Finally, RDJ is going to get some recognition.

Rocky Richter!
Mitch Hurwitz Is Just Now Finishing The ‘Final Mix’ Of The ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes
Thursday, May 16 by

Oh, Mitch!

I wonder if he killed any janitors when he burned that place down. Probably, right?
HBO Picks Up A Mike Judge Comedy Series. YAY!
Thursday, May 16 by

It’s about Silicon Valley, but they refuse to call it a “workplace comedy.” JUST CALL IT A WORKPLACE COMEDY.

It's going to be an ostrich. I hope.
The Final Season Of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Take Place Over One Weekend
Thursday, May 16 by

To be clear, it will air over many weeks. Duh.

I don't think it will star Clooney, though.
‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ TV Adaptation Will Be The Flagship Of Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey Network
Tuesday, May 14 by

The gentrification of Latino culture doesn’t stop with their neighborhoods, apparently.

If the film is half as exciting as this picture...We're all gonna have heart attacks.
When You Learn A ‘Medieval Times’ Movie Is In The Works, You Don’t Need Any More Details
Monday, May 13 by

Bring on the wenches!

I see a lot of pain in those eyes, Edgar.
New ‘Star Trek’ Gilds The Nerdy Lily By Having Edgar Wright Direct A Scene
Friday, May 10 by

The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.

He's terrifying.
John McCain Doesn’t Think We Should Pay For Cable Channels We Don’t Want
Friday, May 10 by

And I agree, but neither of us will change the way things are.

This animation looks pretty damn good.
Disney And Marvel Announce First Animated Feature Together
Thursday, May 9 by

Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!

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BBC Remaking ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
Thursday, May 9 by

Brad Garrett is available to reprise his role.

He's not one to be trifled with. Don't let the goofy expression fool you.
The John Gotti Biopic Starring John Travolta Rises Like A Phoenix
Wednesday, May 8 by

Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)

Spoiler alert!
(SPOILER ALERT ALERT) Twitter App Removes Spoilers
Wednesday, May 8 by

How many people out there actually love TV AND Twitter?

The most likable character on television, except for maybe Charlie Kelly.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Hits All-Time High, Gets More Popular As It Gets More Confusing
Tuesday, May 7 by

Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

The one on the right is TC.
‘MI:5′ Gets Greenlit With Tom Cruise Returning
Tuesday, May 7 by

‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!

This won't be a part of any of the remakes.
If You Have Been Begging For Remakes Of ‘MST3K’ Films, You Are In Luck, Weirdo
Monday, May 6 by

They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”