That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*
THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!
Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

SPANK BANK.
Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show
Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

Not this 'Hobbit', but you get the idea.
Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation
Wednesday, August 8 by

It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.

Hurry up, please, gang.
‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes
Tuesday, August 7 by

Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”

If I wanted to see a bunch of weed on an island, I'd start back up dealing drugs at Hilton Head, thanks very much.
Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series
Tuesday, August 7 by

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

All of these people overpaid for a bad movie and their dumb little glasses.
Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low
Tuesday, August 7 by

“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”

R.C.
The Lost Roles Of Rob Corddry
Tuesday, August 7 by

A celebration of the comedic actor’s lesser-known roles.

Casual Friday on set.
Take A Look At The Many Faces Of Hugo Weaving In ‘Cloud Atlas’
Friday, August 3 by

In 25% of the photos, he’s not heinous.

I imagine that Phillip Seymour Hoffman could play over 90% of these characters.
Hey Nerds, That ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie Is Still In The Works
Friday, August 3 by

Leeroy Jenkins.

Don't step to them.
The 7 Greatest Ensemble Casts Of All Time
Friday, August 3 by

We’re big into the group scene here at SJ.

Pirates: not as cool as the ones in the movies.
Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy
Wednesday, August 1 by

A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.

"Boop!"
Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)
Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

I can't stay mad at you!
7 Greatest TV Detectives Of All Time
Wednesday, August 1 by

They’re like grown-up Encyclopedia Browns. All of them.

Jesus. He's looking right at you. Say something, or he'll just keep doing it.
‘Rush Hour 4′ Is In The Works, Says Producer Whose Words You Can Understand Coming Out Of His Mouth
Monday, July 30 by

This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.

We get it. You're pensive. Jeez.
OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films
Monday, July 30 by

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

He looks like a 'Hunger Games' character here.
Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One
Tuesday, July 24 by

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

No beards were harmed during filming.
7 Badass Action Movies Based On Historical Events
Tuesday, July 24 by

Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.

The title says it all.
5 Extremely Hatable TV And Movie Shrinks
Monday, July 23 by

“Now, how does that make you feel?”

Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.
Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible
Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.
Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded
Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.
Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies
Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."
Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell
Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.
Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death
Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Just don't mess with him.
8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.
Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up
Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

Between this and 'Game of Thrones', I think we can declare that this nation is suffering from a severe bout of "Little Person Fever."
Peter Jackson On ‘The Hobbit’s Higher Frame Rate: The Audience Will ‘Get Used To It’
Saturday, July 14 by

The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.

In case this weird promotional pic doesn't answer your every question.
Comic-Con 2012: Guillermo del Toro Finally Shows The World Some ‘Pacific Rim’
Saturday, July 14 by

It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?

Peter Jackson has lost three Hobbits of weigh in the past few years.
Comic-Con 2012: Peter Jackson Denies The World A Third ‘Hobbit’ Film…For Now
Thursday, July 12 by

Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

This photo really makes you think.
Ed Helms In Talks For The New ‘Vacation’ Movies
Thursday, July 12 by

There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.