Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!
It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.
Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”
How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?
“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”
A celebration of the comedic actor’s lesser-known roles.
In 25% of the photos, he’s not heinous.
We’re big into the group scene here at SJ.
A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.
It will be just like the old one, only way less original!
But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.
They’re like grown-up Encyclopedia Browns. All of them.
This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.
If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.
Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.
Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.
“Now, how does that make you feel?”
He’s projecting, guys.
Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.
Smile, guys. You’re loaded.
Pardon the rough language, gang.
You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.
In honor of Meeting Evil…
You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.
The higher frame rate will make everything look too…look too…too REAL, man.
It’s a sci-fi thriller with Charlie Day. Do we really need to see it to know it will rock?
Only seven hours of ‘Hobbit’ films? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!
There was a time when National Lampoon films didn’t suck. Let’s harken back to that era.