If you have an irrational fear of little people, this probably isn’t for you.

It sounds as though, based on these selections, we are beginning to see the resurrection of “weirdo Johnny Depp.” Welcome back, old friend.

From Thor to huntsman to race car driver. Geez. We get it. You’re macho.

If you’re not sure if a show called ‘Stoopid Monkey’ is right for you, let me help you out: it’s not.

Chiklis will be playing the villain in Jason Statham’s ‘Parker’, while Goggins and his teeth will play…a progressive democrat. Fun!

In light of recent events, he stopped holding out for ‘Junior 2′.

Just like the book conveys, if they show this film to 100 women, and one likes it…BOOM! Success.

It’s untitled cause middle America can’t handle the awesome imagery of ‘Bullet Through the Head’.

Bond gets his mother figure while Superman just gets a distinguished-looking army dude.

Rumor alert: under their outfits, all the Dwarves wear Spanx.

This film is about “party-happy mercenaries.” That’s all you really need to know.

A whole slew of Comic-Con announcements will serve 5% of you very well and frustrate the balance of you guys.

It’s a movie about Jamaica produced by Seth Rogen. Think it’s gonna have some weed in it?

‘What to Expect…’ takes another poor soul, while J.B. and Rachel bring the funny to a couple actual comedies.

I’m looking forward to a twist on ‘Secretary’ featuring a very game Ellie Kemper.

He’s probably totally in the familiar artistic struggle of doing something new and original versus making $100 million.

What happens when 10 Greek gods stop being polite and start getting real?

14 years in turnaround. This is the Oliver Twist of films.

What took them so long?

If Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn were actually in charge of saving the planet, I really don’t like our odds.

I’m sure Ferrell will play some sort of unflappable, level-headed dad who never gets pushed to his breaking point.

Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!

A girl named Diablo is finding religion.

The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.

‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.

Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.

Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?

It’s going to be about an “FBI wedding.” That should clear everything up.

It looks like the team behind G.I. Joe is going to try a different approach this time. That makes sense.

She has to knock out three high-profile pics before moving onto this fourth one. Must be nice.