ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPAUCINOS!
Terrence Malick Included ‘Zoolander’ In His Personally-Curated Film Series
Tuesday, March 19 by

It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.

Gangster.
You Can Buy Jesse’s Car From ‘Breaking Bad’, Not That You’d Want To
Monday, March 18 by

Judging by the character’s arc, this car might be cursed.

It's pretty clear they're thinking about all the movies they're going to do without Bateman.
2/3 Of ‘Horrible Bosses’ Stars Unite For Cop Comedy
Friday, March 15 by

BEST friends.

Rawr.
‘Jurassic Park 4′ Gets A Director
Thursday, March 14 by

We will tell you who it is in the article.

Way to go, gang!
‘Veronica Mars’ Movie Raises $2.7 Million In 11 Hours On Kickstarter, Gets Greenlight
Thursday, March 14 by

But I can’t raise FIFTY DOLLARS to dye my dog blue? F*ckin’ Obama.

Good times all around with these guys, apparently.
The Poster For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Must Be Some Sort Of Joke
Wednesday, March 13 by

THEY’RE BACK AT IT.

They won't look this good by the time the next movie comes out.
The Simpsons Movie’ Sequel Should Be Here In ’10, 15 Years’
Tuesday, March 12 by

Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.

Digby could not be more excited about this news.
Announced ‘Trainspotting’ Sequel Means All The Characters Might Not Be Dead Yet
Monday, March 11 by

They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.

Full disclosure: This might be a still from 'Lincoln'.
‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Gets A Sequel…FINALLY
Friday, March 8 by

If you make a prequel to a classic film, then make a sequel to that prequel, then you can remake the classic film without audiences even realizing what you’ve done!

He could use a nap.
IFC Continues To Bring In The Yuks With Ben Stiller And Will Ferrell Series
Thursday, March 7 by

That’s “series” plural. Two series. Each from one man.

More below.
‘The Hangover 3′ Poster Indicates The Film Could Be Interesting
Thursday, March 7 by

Judging a movie by its poster.

Jay Leno, channeling the spirit of John Gotti.
NBC Getting On Board With Turning Its Late-Night Lineup Into An Absolute Greco-Roman Clusterf*ck
Wednesday, March 6 by

Maybe they could move them all to an island with no electricity and replace the shows with ‘Seinfeld’ reruns.

Puppets. Whatever.
‘Community’ To Do All-Puppet Episode As The Smell Of Desperation Gently Wafts Into Our Living Rooms
Wednesday, March 6 by

MEH.

He will probably be wearing a different costume, unless season three takes a really weird turn, plotwise.
Ron Livingston To Join The Cast Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’
Wednesday, February 27 by

The producers should be careful. From what I’ve seen, he’s a terrible employee.

This is what Tina Fey will be doing during next year's telecast, laying on a couch, presumably working on her night cheese.
Tina Fey Doesn’t Want To Host The Oscars Because A) It’s Hard For Women, And B) Hosting The Oscars Sucks
Wednesday, February 27 by

My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.

Darth Vader's less intimidating brother, Gerald Vader.
Simon Pegg Rumored For Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Because Of All The Nerds
Wednesday, February 27 by

Sure. This sounds agreeable enough.

He will revert back to his day job as a mannequin at the Diesel store in the Beverly Center.
Seth MacFarlane Not Interested In Hosting The Oscars Again Because Who The F*ck Would Want That Job?
Tuesday, February 26 by

He made a mockery out of a mockery!

This probably wasn't staged.
Andy Dick Joins Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Move By ABC That Definitely Won’t Backfire
Tuesday, February 26 by

He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.

Not at all rooted in real life.
Lindsay Lohan Will Play Herself On FX’s ‘Anger Management’, Because That’s Where Her Career Is These Days
Monday, February 25 by

I smell a cameo! And cocaine.

Man, this is a really weird picture.
Adam Sandler Looking To Reteam With Drew Barrymore On A Film That Sounds Downright Painful
Monday, February 25 by

Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!

Your heart will race just looking at a picture of the Iceman.
The Most Badass Characters of 2012
Friday, February 22 by

You’re not equipped to deal with them, so just walk away.

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Nielsen, The Ratings Company, Finally Gets Around To Recognizing Audiences Via Non-Televisions
Thursday, February 21 by

It beats just getting on Facebook and doing a “guesstimate.”

This is an example of a stuntman as portrayed by modern media.
FX Developing A Show About A Stuntman, A Job That Existed Before CGI
Thursday, February 21 by

Explosions, dammit.

Smile for the creep with the camera!
The Screen Junkies Awards: The Best Movies That Didn’t Get Nominated For Best Picture
Wednesday, February 20 by

Let’s focus on the negative.

SILF.
A Lengthy And Insightful History Of…The Cosby Sweater
Tuesday, February 19 by

He wore them because they masked Rudy’s bloody during his often-violent outbursts. Just kidding. Not at all.

He could do most anything with that body.
Christian Bale To Climb Mount Everest!!!! (In A Movie)
Tuesday, February 19 by

When will Christian Bale make a movie about a guy just having fun?

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The 7 Greatest War Movie Ensembles
Tuesday, February 19 by

War’s always more fun in a group.

Kyle Chandler Br. Wall
Kyle Chandler To Play Yet Another Authority Figure In Showtime’s ‘The Vatican’
Monday, February 18 by

He’ll still get to call everyone “son” in this series. Well, maybe not the pope.

Yup. This film qualifies.
The Screen Junkie Awards: The Most Insane Movies Of 2012
Friday, February 15 by

Prepare to have your mind blown all over your face.

"Smile big, David. No. Bigger. Whatever. Fuck it. I'M TAKING THE PICTURE NOW."
David O. Russell’s ‘American Bullshit’ Cast Nearing Perfection
Friday, February 15 by

Master caster.