I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
One crappy chain restaurant to rule them all.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
I’m guessing he’ll be pocketing his per diem.
I hope he fights a bear.
An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.
The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.
Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.
Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.
In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.
In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.
David Lynch directs or GTFO.
Finally, a headline that makes sense. Neill Blomkamp‘s sci-fi epic Elysium has been moved from March 2013 to August 9, 2013, suggesting that Sony’s faith in the project has grown….
It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.
Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!
“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.
You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.’” This is it.
McShane fits this role perfectly because he’s so good….IT’S SCARY.
You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?
They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.
I can’t wait to hear Skrillex’ version of “Linus and Lucy.”
I can’t believe they’re doing this to ‘Community’! And to a much lesser extent, ‘Whitney’.
Good idea, bad title.
The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.
TMZ, our de facto newsgathering partner on uneventful days, has broken news that Nicki Minaj was responding to Mariah Carey’s insults when she went off on the on the diva….
In case that wasn’t clear, it was renewed for season four.
Finally, some news we care about!!!
It’s too logical a decision, so let’s all wait for the other shoe to drop.
Stands to reason, no?