Elephan-tastic!
Ringling Brothers Not Thrilled With HBO’s Doc On Elephant Abuse
Monday, April 22 by

Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.

Till next time...
‘Futurama’ Gets Cancelled Again
Monday, April 22 by

It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.

These guys are awesome.
The First Still From Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes Gives Us Enough Info To Speculate Illogically
Sunday, April 21 by

It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.

Chandler, wearing one of his trademark "butt-ugly shirts."
‘Friends’ Reunion That Internet Just Up And Proposed Is ‘Not Happening’
Wednesday, April 17 by

Just no, okay?

Jeez. Smile, guys.
‘Veronica Mars’ Gets $5.7MM From Kickstarter. Whoa.
Monday, April 15 by

One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.

I bet the writers don't have the heart to tell Duffy that they all imagined the entire 'Step-By-Step' clan dying in a home invasion the night after the series finale.
Patrick Duffy Uses His Special Powers To Command A ‘Step-By-Step’ Reunion
Friday, April 12 by

They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.

This is the most current picture we have on file.
Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business
Thursday, April 11 by

He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

I hope the gunman can reload quickly.
‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now
Wednesday, April 10 by

Sponsored by the NRA.

The white symbolizes purity.
‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else
Wednesday, April 10 by

Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

Some television costume designer just blew their wad.
‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show
Friday, March 29 by

No shortage of characters.

Muckraker!
Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable
Friday, March 29 by

He speaks for all of us.

So American, it makes me want to invade Iraq all over again.
In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled
Friday, March 29 by

Yay, crime!

Losing a script is such a Pinkman mistake.
Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught
Wednesday, March 27 by

Why is life so harsh?

The big reveal is, behind those cards, this little moppet has a decayed zombie jaw and scares the shit out of everyone.
The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck
Tuesday, March 26 by

Two game shows, technically.

"Sure, the Mona Lisa was neat, but it didn't have my face on it, which was weird."
Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him
Tuesday, March 26 by

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.

This guy loves his job.
George R.R. Martin Is Considering A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel Series
Monday, March 25 by

Finally, this world will start to get developed.

These guys find NBC's crazy-stupid mismanagement as funny as we do!
NBC Late Night To Slide Fallon Into Leno’s Position, And Possibly Seth Meyers Into Fallon’s
Monday, March 25 by

Still not ready-for-prime time!

They are staring right at the film's licensing rights.
‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Is Getting A Sequel
Tuesday, March 19 by

Witches, beware.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPAUCINOS!
Terrence Malick Included ‘Zoolander’ In His Personally-Curated Film Series
Tuesday, March 19 by

It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.