‘Breathless’: Not just how Val Kilmer feels after climbing a flight of stairs.

They balance out to an average of “cute.”

Besides, of course, the guy playing Spider-Man

Sam Neill is available.

Apparently, the three actors were tired of being in movies that people could understand.

Too much of a mediocre thing?

Silver Samurais are widely regarded as the most disciplined and dangerous. No, not really.

Annette Bening is about to find out that taking care of crazy ole’ Wiig is a full-time job.

Hint: It’s a lot more radioactive-looking than the cartoon was.

She’s going to play a wacky neighbor, but “wacky” in the sense that she has some serious mental issues. Sad.

Hilary Swank, riding that Oscar to drop some serious interplanetary street justice on some fools.

“Get ready to be…AVENGED.” That should be the tagline. Or maybe something better should. Hmm…

On the bright side, he’ll be able to check out the Met and a taping of Letterman.

It’s like ‘Sin City’, if the characters were all adorable and fun.

We’ll just have to settle for him appearing in everything else.

Warner Bros wants to show Howard they can love him in a way that Universal never could.

Wow. This movie just grabbed a whole bunch of respect with these casting choices. Touche, Disney.

Shia will play a journalist hot on the trail of Redford’s fugitive.

When your film isn’t weird enough, add a sprinkle of Glover. Not Danny, mind you.

Honestly, I don’t see Gervais achieving anything higher than purgatory. Limbo, tops.

Richie Cunningham just started a sh*t list.

He finally makes the jump from cable dramas to…another cable drama.

He will play a balding (probably) slave trainer.

I’m guessing she’ll play the “Beauty” part of the equation, but don’t rule anything out with del Toro.

Will Collet-Serra have what it takes to whitewash this recent classic?

Here’s the backstory for these three: They’re dwarf characters in ‘The Hobbit’.

It would make sense that they would get the most Nordic actor ever. Well, after Ed Begley, Jr.

It doesn’t cover the assassination and that total backstabber Brutus.

He’s probably going to be one of those really lame villains that uses brainpower instead of guns.

Fear not – It’s still going to be a pretty great deal.