Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.
It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.
It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.
One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.
Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.
They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.
He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”
They should do parkour instead of surfing.
Sponsored by the NRA.
Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.
I want! I want!
They cast a spell on me.
Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.
He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.
First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….
Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.
This is pretty high-concept.
‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.
This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.
No shortage of characters.
He speaks for all of us.
Why is life so harsh?
Two game shows, technically.
This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.
Finally, this world will start to get developed.
Still not ready-for-prime time!
It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.