Got me felling kinda...you know...blue.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes Will Be ‘Very Different’, And Therefore, Bad
Wednesday, January 9 by

Here they go again. On their own.

Who was the first airbender? Probably Jesus.
M. Night Shyamalan To Offer His Own ‘Twist’ On A TV Series
Tuesday, January 8 by

WORDPLAY.

Here it is in its blurry glory.
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer
Tuesday, January 8 by

But it’s willing to share with you.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.
Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death
Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.
Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67
Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?
Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie
Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

Ice-T knows that look. Ice-T LOVES that look.
Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle
Friday, January 4 by

If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.

I guess this sort of thing is sexy to old people.
‘Hawaii Five-0′ Is Running A Choose Your Own Ending Type Episode. But Can We Choose For All The Characters To Die?
Thursday, January 3 by

MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.

He'll always have the hair.
Conan O’Brien Producing Sitcom With Worst Title Ever
Wednesday, January 2 by

Et tu, Conan?

And we salute you, Mr. Jay-Z.
Jay-Z Is Doing The Score For ‘The Great Gatsby’…Let’s Get Excited
Wednesday, January 2 by

Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.

These eyes...are judging...
Spike Lee Went Ahead And Decided ‘Django’ Is Racist And Awful Without Seeing It
Wednesday, January 2 by

Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.

This is actually a picture of an Afghan hound, and no Adrien Brody. We're guessing less than .05% of our readers noticed the slight discrepancy.
Wes Anderson’s ‘Grand Budapest Hotel’ Adds The Luminous Starpower Of Tilda Swinton And Adrien Brody
Thursday, December 27 by

Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.

As T-Dog would say, "Aww hell yes!"
Let’s Meet Jean-Ralphio’s Twin Sister As Soon As We Can
Friday, December 21 by

He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”

I like the insinuation that they cook meth with a toddler.
Brace Yourself For ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures
Thursday, December 20 by

But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?

Who does he hand these out to?
Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget
Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

Hello yourself, Schwartzman.
Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman
Wednesday, December 19 by

Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.

Rough couple of weeks for Bieber.
Idiot Arrested In Bieber And Kutcher ‘Swatting’ Cases, Also, Learn What ‘Swatting’ Is
Tuesday, December 18 by

*Cue movie about swatting featuring lots of characters with nose rings and dreadlocks*

It doesn't LOOK funny.
HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’
Tuesday, December 18 by

Hold for applause.

"Two Irish Car Bombs, please."
Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake
Tuesday, December 18 by

Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.

Thank goodness he wasn't this creepy in real life.
Ricky Gervais In Talks To Star In ‘Muppets’ Sequel
Monday, December 17 by

Finally, an entertainment news story that makes sense. Funnyman Ricky Gervais is in talks to play the (human) lead character in the next installment of the Muppets movie, taking over…

Has a nose ever been so honkable?
VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.
Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers
Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

They'll get a hotter woman for the show. I hope.
USA Continues Domination Of ‘Mindless Action’ Genre With A Zorro Show
Monday, December 17 by

En garde!!!

My Bieber sex doll makes the exact same face.
ABC To Produce A Sitcom Based On Justin Bieber’s Life
Friday, December 14 by

Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.

His nemesis is Swedish Chef. Get it?
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook
Friday, December 14 by

Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.

The open, colorless road.
‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White
Friday, December 14 by

‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’

What kind of Archer doesn't have a bow and arrow?
Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC,
Thursday, December 13 by

People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

OH. HELL. YES.
New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber
Wednesday, December 12 by

A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!