Here they go again. On their own.
But it’s willing to share with you.
It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.
Pour out some California orange juice.
The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.
If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.
MORE LIKE ‘HAWAII FIVE-NO’.
Et tu, Conan?
Ok, ‘Gatsby’, you’ve got my attention.
Not observing or learning about things that you think you won’t like is a real timesaver.
Christmas came late this year. Or whatever gift-oriented holiday is applicable to you.
He gave Ben Wyatt the new name “Angelo,” and the nickname “Jello Shot.”
But will the set include Bogdan, the car wash owner?
Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.
Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.
*Cue movie about swatting featuring lots of characters with nose rings and dreadlocks*
Hold for applause.
Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.
Finally, an entertainment news story that makes sense. Funnyman Ricky Gervais is in talks to play the (human) lead character in the next installment of the Muppets movie, taking over…
He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.
I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.
Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.
Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.
‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’
People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.
She’ll also play a psychiatrist.
“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”
A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!