"This is an important shot people. NASA would only give us ONE spaceship."
An Incomplete Guide To Michael Bay’s Ridiculousness
Wednesday, March 21 by

This is by no means comprehensive.

I hope he rolls over Sheldon's foot.
Stephen Hawking Cameos On Big Bang Theory
Monday, March 12 by

Stephen Hawking is the new Zach Galifianakis.

In an effort to trump Foxworthy's announcement, Larry the Cable Guy endorsed Spriro Agnew, then shot out a snot rocket the size of my fist.
If You Support Mitt Romney, You Might Be A Redneck
Monday, March 12 by

Don’t shoot the messenger. This is Jeff Foxworthy’s fault.

You're gonna be so sick of these guys.
If You REALLY Like The Marvel Movies, Check Out This Marathon That Ends With ‘The Avengers’
Monday, March 12 by

Get your popcorn ready! Seriously. A lot of popcorn.

It's not like someone would speak ignorantly about something on Twitter, guys.
‘Breaking Bad’ Returns In July, Or So Says Bryan Cranston
Friday, March 9 by

Looks like bad *puts on sunglasses*…is about to be broken.

I chose this picture because it looks like the movie is a book that Chris Farley authored.
The ‘Beverly Hills Ninja’ Sequel Starring David Hasselhoff That You Didn’t Know About Isn’t Getting Made
Friday, March 9 by

And now you know…

It's like Burning Man, only fun and interesting.
The Down And Dirty On SXSW Film
Friday, March 9 by

Come for the film, stay for the BBQ and beer.

Don't look so surprised! You guys are great!
Also, In (Sorta) ‘Parks And Recreation’ News: Adam Scott And Amy Poehler Doing A Movie Together
Thursday, March 8 by

Don’t forget about Jean-Ralphio, guys!

Where will Peyton and his Frankenstein neck go next?
In Honor Of Peyton Manning Leaving The Colts: 6 TV And Movie Franchises That Lost Their Star
Thursday, March 8 by

Who will be the Andrew Luck who steps in for ‘Batman’?

But what of Perd Hapley? WHAT BECOMES OF PERD HAPLEY????????
‘Parks And Recreation’ Shot Two Season Finales, Because They Value The Element Of Surprise
Thursday, March 8 by

This is why ‘Parks and Recreation’ is better than most every other show on TV. Well, it’s one reason.

It's really more of an educational geography program than it is "entertainment."
Everything I Know About Kentucky I Learned From Watching ‘Justified’
Thursday, March 8 by

Kentucky’s a unique place in that it’s apparently a modern-day Deadwood.

We'll soon know how he bangs. My guess? Like a machine.
A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Now Exists Outside Of My Dreams, As Well
Wednesday, March 7 by

Who’s the lucky lady?

Netflix, you're an odd duck.
Never Mind Those Streaming Licenses, Netflix To Become A Cable Channel?
Wednesday, March 7 by

Anything that directs their attention from getting more streaming licenses won’t make subscribers happy.

This guy was WAY ahead of the curve.
8 Movies And TV Shows That Couldn’t Exist Without Cell Phone Technology
Wednesday, March 7 by

Remember those movie characters that existed before cell phones? Those guys were so stupid.

Unlike 'The Simpsons', at least he'll go out on top.
China Has A Super-Sweet Death Row Reality Show
Wednesday, March 7 by

Oh, man. I hope Howie Mandel scores the US version.

Don't be alarmed. He only shoots bad guys.
Sorry, Bad Guys: ‘Justified’ Renewed For A Fourth Season
Tuesday, March 6 by

The guy who supplies prop bottles of bourbon is ecstatic.

Unless Ozzie is driving a van, fighting crime, I don't care.
7 Awful Cartoons Besides ‘The F’n Osbournes’ That Feature Real People
Tuesday, March 6 by

Prediction: ‘The F’n Osbournes’ will be F’n stupid.

Keanu hasn't changed a bit.
Script For ‘Bill And Ted 3′ Complete (Excellent!), Waiting For Greenlight (Bogus!)
Tuesday, March 6 by

I’m guessing Alex Winter has a little more at stake here than Keanu does.

Unless he's committing t-shirt perjury, he's bringing it, all right.
11 Twitter Users Who Are A Little Too Into Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Tuesday, March 6 by

Are they too late? Has it already been #broughten?

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

Donald really needs to learn to be more discreet when the woman across from his is breastfeeding.
6 People Who Feuded With Donald Trump And Lived To Tell The Tale
Monday, March 5 by

What an asshole.

A man with a head that big has to have some good ideas.
9 Things The Weather Channel’s New COO Needs To Fix
Monday, March 5 by

Less weather-related programs, more cake-related programs.

step-brothers
Will Ferrell Is Putting The ‘Step Brothers’ Sequel At The Top Of His To-Do List
Friday, March 2 by

Getting moving on filming ‘Step Brothers 2′ should really free him and John C. Reilly up for so many activities later on.

"Tax revenue ain't got no owners, just spenders."
Obama’s Favorite Character From ‘The Wire’ Is Omar? Oh, Indeed.
Thursday, March 1 by

It’s no surprise that Obama likes a gay minority, but keep in mind that Omar is also very pro-second amendment.

Did you miss us? You better say "yes," because we're coming back anyway.
‘The Muppets’ Is Getting A Sequel. Also, The Sky Is Blue.
Thursday, March 1 by

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

Looking at this picture reminds me that I don't need much Dane Cook in my life these days.
Dane Cook Will Solve All Of NBC’s Problems With His New TV Show
Thursday, March 1 by

Ugh.

Far and away, the best band on this list.
In Honor Of Davy Jones: 7 Manufactured Bands (That Aren’t The Monkees)
Thursday, March 1 by

After reading this article, you won’t need to check back in with these bands…ever. Forget about them.

This is going to be a very interesting child.
Hark! Snooki From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Pregnant!
Wednesday, February 29 by

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

Tom Kenny (Left)
7 Other Places You’ve Heard Tom Kenny, The Voice Of Spongebob
Wednesday, February 29 by

Tom Kenny is re-entering our lives. Unless you’re 13 years old, in which case he never left.

Rumors that Sonny Corleone had a temper are unfounded.
The 8 Most Awesomely Savage Beatings In Film
Wednesday, February 29 by

Think this list is dumb? Try sayin’ that to ITS FACE!