Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.
Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.
People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)
What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.
Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?
The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
Don’t worry. It won’t be about humblebrags.
Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.
Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.
I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.
NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.
A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.
Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…
It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.
She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.
This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.
In the name of science…
He’s got the gimp-leg blues!
He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!
This should appeal to their target demographic nicely!
Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.
Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.