And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.
We’re not going to yell at you. We just want you to know that we’re very, very disappointed.
There will be no nudity.
I spy with my little eye… a really shitty movie.
Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.
That was fast.
Then again, Democrats seem to like The View, so I guess they’re both pretty bad.
“Artistic temperament” is the excuse they’ll use while they bite your face and hurl epithets at you.
I don’t see people in terms of “black” or “white.” Unless they’re rapping. Then they better be black.
Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.
This article reminds me of summers in France, where the horses were so succulent, my au pair would have to wipe the juices from my chin.
ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.
In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…
Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….
An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.
Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.
If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.
Separating fact from fictionalized…
In this version, Sesame Street will be riddled with IED’s and goat carcasses.
You think 8 entries will be enough to get you through the night, but you’ll probably hit me up and ask me for more by midnight.
And if you’re wondering what Buck Bundy the dog is up to…he’s dead.
None of them collect orphan tears like I do.
One of these films contains a collaboration between Mudhoney and Sir-Mix-A-Lot, who I just found out is not an actual knight.
He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!
Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.
Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.
Today in relevant news…
Reading this piece counts as three credits towards an English major.
He looks like a shaved Grinch.
It’s just kids being kids. Then it’s kids psychologically scarring kids. Then kids killing kids.