Ruffalo will play a cop and Seyfried will play some sort of magical savant. One of those makes sense.

Wait…there ARE some parallels between ‘Game of Thrones’ and Norse mythology. How ’bout that?

Yeah, but THIS comic book adaptation is being produced by Johnny Depp, the sexiest producer alive.

What I don’t get is why this guy wants to stop being a penguin.

Word in Tinseltown is that he’ll be getting Spielberg’s coffee on ‘Jurassic Park 4′

Because crass Indian stereotypes are too funny to only do once every 25 years.

Now that it has a title, we don’t need to refer to it like some sort of mythical power that will disappear into the ether.

Brett Easton Ellis wrote a script that the Guy who wrote ‘Taxi Driver’ is directing about a madman who holds people captive in shark-infested waters. No big deal.

Two of the hardest working men in showbusiness aren’t too busy to make time for voodoo.

He’s immersing himself in ‘Jersey Shore’ reruns in preparation.

If you aren’t hot on this choice, wait until you see he the female frontrunner is.

“I was stealing office supplies for a scene in ‘Friends with Benefits’. Ask anyone.”

An airplane thriller focusing on an air marshall. One request: DON’T MAKE IT LIKE ‘FLIGHTPLAN’! Thx.

For a romantic comedy, this one has a pretty fun little premise. I’m giving it my highest rating for a romantic comedy: two stars, sight unseen.

A man is tumbling through space until his oxygen runs out, wondering what the hell happened. Do not see this movie stoned.

Maybe this movie will reveal the goodness behind the man, but it will probably just be about beautiful piles of cocaine.

Bring on the laffs! Oh. Wait. Robert Patrick isn’t funny.

If you murder someone, their zombie corpse is going to want revenge. Not rocket science, people.

The true story of a guy who took down Vegas when it was all tourist families and theme parks. To be fair, that Vegas totally deserved it.

I have a hunch that this character description is “judgey and miffed.”

Maeby Funke will be in two films, which kind of makes the other two look like slackers.

Now he’s all fat and unemployed. *giggle* No, it’s really not funny. *giggle*

MMA is like a professional ‘Fight Club’. Sort of.

Pegg will play a ‘fraidy cat, while Dawson will play a woman who loves art thieves. Plural.

It’s not known if he will stay with the show in another capacity.

Wait…Cage ISN’T playing the psycho? How outside-the-box!

Prepare to be blinded by starpower, folks.

A talk show is like a podcast, but with pictures. And on a television.

When you’re the dean of an air conditioning repair school, every decision you make is serious.

“Clyde was raped in prison.” This and other fun facts in the upcoming Bonne and Clyde biopic.