My adventure with Dabney comes to an end. Or does it?
Wow. John Williams doesn’t have many missteps.
And I would like to witness that celebration.
Because you don’t want to spend all day being sensitive to people, do you?
Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.
An unnecessary article discussing unnecessary films. Perfect.
The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.
Who’s watching these shows? Please come forward. I’m not going to get angry, I just want to know.
I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.
Geez. That’s too bad.
Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.
Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.
It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
If we stop paying attention to them, they’ll wither up and die.
He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?
Live from world famous Oakland, CA…
Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.
If you hate sports, you can just read/watch this article and save yourself five hours.
Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”
It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?
I’d let these guys crawl up my toilet any day. It’s not just gators that do that, folks.
I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.
In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.
Man, this guy is the worst.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
Also, they drink donkey semen.
Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.
“Laces out,” and so on…
If you don’t know who ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt is, you can just get out right now. LEAVE!!!