The real monster here doesn’t have claws.
“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts!”
Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.
Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.
Only satires are fitting to document their styles of leadership.
Insert fart sound here… just because.
The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.
Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.
The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…
An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.
‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.
The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.
It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.
I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.
I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.
I can’t wait to not watch!
Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…
In the pilot episode, he performs a home invasion on those kids from ‘Are We There Yet?’
If only I could include Carrie Bradshaw on this list.
And the next two were comic book movies from Marvel.
We’re not going to yell at you. We just want you to know that we’re very, very disappointed.
There will be no nudity.
I spy with my little eye… a really shitty movie.
Without Farrell, that one guy who does all the voiceovers for trailers would have been homeless.
That was fast.
Then again, Democrats seem to like The View, so I guess they’re both pretty bad.
“Artistic temperament” is the excuse they’ll use while they bite your face and hurl epithets at you.
I don’t see people in terms of “black” or “white.” Unless they’re rapping. Then they better be black.
Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.