We demand an origin story! How did he get so green?
The fastest way to legitimize a genre of music? Have Cameron Crowe make a movie about it.
Don’t get too fired up about spoilers for ‘Game of Thrones’. There’s not much here.
If you add ellipses and “forever” to the end of anything, you can make it sound unduly ominous.
I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.
I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.
Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.
Her slide towards the lowest common denominator continues…
It’s not about expensive coffee and mustaches, surprisingly.
Remember: There’s no “s” on the end of “Detective.” It’s confusing.
You had your chance, Katherine Heigl.
I wouldn’t mind hearing “Devil’s Haircut’ every time Sally Draper comes onscreen.
Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
His home planet needs him.
If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.
Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman
Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.
He should really binge-watch it if he’s so concerned. Reagan never would have pleaded to the public like this.
That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”
They grow up so fast.
Will finally resolve the issue if heaven got a ghetto.
As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.
A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.
You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Good guys acting bad.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.