I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.
Ok, he’s still got those big Silent Bob eyes.
Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.
It’s what he was born to do.
Because you love Stefon and want his likeness on a gourd.
Allow us to explain…
Oh my gosh! What did he talk about with people around the office?
I hate when these things aren’t final, and I have to put the qualifier “likely” in there.
Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me” is holding steady at 31 views.
In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.
Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?
Maybe Aaron could take this energy and time and allocate it towards some charitable effort?
If you’re going to pick an NBA player to do this with, Baron Davis is a solid choice.
And the reason isn’t “To make more money.” Well, it might be, but that’s not the reason he gives.
You roll a child molester “character” into the mix.
Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”
Will Smith will produce it. People LOVE Will Smith-produced entertainment.
Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.
Only in the world of television could Nick Frost be a successful jewel thief.
Nothing says “raunchy bachelor party” like primetime network television.
Does anyone know the keystroke to type a backwards “R”?
Well, we’re all watching the world get dumber. It’s just happening faster than normal in this movie.
No, the church will not be haunted. At least, not initially…
I think he’d be willing to discuss a settlement for a lower figure.
They’ve gotta find their way over to the Atlantic Rim at some point, right?
Even the simplified chart is complicated.
I said don’t laugh.
Always such drama from him.
Go ahead and have a cow, man.