It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.
In the future, personality tests determine your fate. Just like in Scientology.
This mystery person is doing God’s work.
Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?
I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.
Go f*ck yourself, America.
It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.
In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.
But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.
Sadly, no Teddy KGB. Which means lost product placement money from Nabisco.
If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.
Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.
Now we should all complain about not having Ferraris.
Good news for people who like awesome things.
I know who the villain could be for this one! Terrorists!
If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.
Just don’t touch his hair, ok?
Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.
The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.
It’s now quantifiable how much he phones it in.
Also, there’s a channel called “Sportsman Channel.”
Audiences never got comfortable with their winter sun being so low. They like their suns higher and more summer-y.
Bring back Short Round! If the actor that plays him is still alive.
That was a rough few weeks.
This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.
One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!
It’s about a guy named Saul, and he warrants phone calls. More to follow…
WHERE’S JAR JAR?