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Pitbull To Develop Two Reality Programs For Us. Yay!
Tuesday, October 28 by

I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.

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Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard, Lost 20 Pounds, And Now Looks Like A Different Person
Tuesday, October 28 by

Ok, he’s still got those big Silent Bob eyes.

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Taylor Kitsch Announces He’s Joining The Cast Of ‘True Detective’, Thus Fulfilling The Prophecy
Monday, October 27 by

Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.

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Neil Patrick Harris Will Host A Weekly Variety Show On NBC
Monday, October 27 by

It’s what he was born to do.

Screen Shot 2014-10-27 at 1.31.00 PM Offering Free Stencils To Make Your Own ‘SNL’-Themed Jack O’ Lanterns
Monday, October 27 by

Because you love Stefon and want his likeness on a gourd.

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Next Year, You’ll Be Admitted Into Movies With Scanner-Free Smartphone Tickets
Monday, October 27 by

Allow us to explain…

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Bob Odenkirk Didn’t Watch Breaking Bad While He Played Saul Goodman
Monday, October 27 by

Oh my gosh! What did he talk about with people around the office?

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Benedict Cumberbatch Likely To Be Marvel’s Doctor Strange
Monday, October 27 by

I hate when these things aren’t final, and I have to put the qualifier “likely” in there.

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34 Million People Watched The New ‘Avengers’ Trailer The Day It Was Released
Monday, October 27 by

Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me” is holding steady at 31 views.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Spanish Casting Call Gets 86,000 Applicants For 600 Extra Spots
Friday, October 24 by

In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.

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Not To Be Outdone By Baron Davis And Fox, Chris Paul And ABC Are Developing A Sitcom
Friday, October 24 by

Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?

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Aaron Paul Launches Twitter Campaign To Reinstate Those ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures At Toys R Us
Friday, October 24 by

Maybe Aaron could take this energy and time and allocate it towards some charitable effort?

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Former NBA Star Baron Davis To Get A Sitcom Based On His Life From ‘New Girl’s Jake Johnson
Friday, October 24 by

If you’re going to pick an NBA player to do this with, Baron Davis is a solid choice.

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James Cameron Says It’s Totally Logical For Arnold Schwarzenegger To Keep Appearing In ‘Terminator’ Films
Friday, October 24 by

And the reason isn’t “To make more money.” Well, it might be, but that’s not the reason he gives.

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‘Honey Boo Boo’ Figures Out How To Get A Show Cancelled By TLC
Friday, October 24 by

You roll a child molester “character” into the mix.

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Fox To Roll Out ‘Riverdale’, An Hour-Long Drama Series Based On ‘Archie’
Thursday, October 23 by


Michael K. Williams To Play (Yet Another) Criminal In HBO’s ‘Crime’
Thursday, October 23 by

Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”

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OMG! Fox To Bring Us A ‘Hitch’ Comedy Series!!!1111!!!!
Thursday, October 23 by

Will Smith will produce it. People LOVE Will Smith-produced entertainment.

Neil Patrick Harris Was The Fourth Choice To Host The Oscars. Here Were The First Three.
Wednesday, October 22 by

Number four on the list, number one in our hearts.

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ABC To Give Us ‘The Finger’ Starring Nick Frost
Wednesday, October 22 by

Only in the world of television could Nick Frost be a successful jewel thief.

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Tom Hanks’ ‘Bachelor Party’ Will Also Be Adapted For Television
Wednesday, October 22 by

Nothing says “raunchy bachelor party” like primetime network television.

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‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures Pulled From Toys R Us For…Obvious Reasons
Wednesday, October 22 by

Does anyone know the keystroke to type a backwards “R”?

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Steve Carell And Charlie Kaufman Will Watch The World Get Dumber In ‘I.Q. 83′
Wednesday, October 22 by

Well, we’re all watching the world get dumber. It’s just happening faster than normal in this movie.

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Amy Poehler Developing A Comedy Set In A Church For NBC
Wednesday, October 22 by

No, the church will not be haunted. At least, not initially…

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An Actor From ‘Goodfellas’ Has Sued ‘The Simpsons’ For $250 Million
Wednesday, October 22 by

I think he’d be willing to discuss a settlement for a lower figure.

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Guillermo Del Toro Is Betting That ‘Pacific Rim 2′ Will Lead To A ‘Pacific Rim 3′
Tuesday, October 21 by

They’ve gotta find their way over to the Atlantic Rim at some point, right?

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This Chart Will Help You With The Release Schedules Of All The Upcoming Superhero Films
Tuesday, October 21 by

Even the simplified chart is complicated.

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Yes, Really: Christian Slater To Play A Hacker On The New USA Cyber Drama ‘Mr. Robot’
Tuesday, October 21 by

I said don’t laugh.

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Ryan Murphy To Spread Himself Even Thinner With Comedy-Horror Show ‘Scream Queens’
Tuesday, October 21 by

Always such drama from him.

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Today, You Can Stream Every ‘Simpsons’ Episode Ever
Tuesday, October 21 by

Go ahead and have a cow, man.

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