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HBO Will Take A Full Season Of That 1980’s Music Video Comedy Series From David Fincher
Monday, May 4 by

This could mean paychecks for SO MANY 80s BANDS.

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‘Age Of Ultron’ Probably Would Have Set A Box Office Record If It Hadn’t been For That Lame Boxing Match
Monday, May 4 by

In hindsight, we all should have gone to see The Avengers.

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That ‘Men In Black’/’21 Jumpstreet’ Crossover Movie Is Happening
Thursday, April 30 by

It’s worth it just for the prospect of Jonah Hill and Tommy Lee Jones having to interact in real life.

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Want To Stream Any New And Future AMC Shows? Better Get Hulu.
Thursday, April 30 by

Lifetime and Spike TV remain in play.

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Tom Hardy And Tom Hardy Star As Twin Brothers In ‘Legend’
Thursday, April 30 by

Not THAT ‘Legend’. Don’t be ridiculous.

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‘Starship Troopers’ Being Considered As A TV Show
Thursday, April 30 by

Maybe the aliens could be IN THE CHARACTERS’ MINDS for budget purposes.

"Shoes," one police officer said to the other. "Boys," the other responded, her hair blowing in her face.
’21 Jump Street’ Catches All-Female-Adaptation Fever, Brings Aboard The ‘Broad City’ Writers
Wednesday, April 29 by

Could you imagine if this movie starring women was raunchy? That would annihilate my Victorian sensibilities!

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The New ‘Gremlins’ Movie Will Nod Back To The Rich History of ‘Gremlins’
Wednesday, April 29 by

Those who ignore the old ‘Gremlins’ movie are doomed to repeat the old ‘Gremlins’ movie.

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Don’t Worry, Justin Bieber Will Be In ‘Zoolander 2′
Wednesday, April 29 by

…and the angels sang.

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Hulu Paid Almost $150 Million To Get All The ‘Seinfeld’ Episodes
Wednesday, April 29 by

Is this an instance of “too little, too late?”

Those snow-white locks require a conditioner so expensive, it will take five 'Avatar's to afford it.
Oh, Now There’s A Script For ‘Avatar 5′ As Well
Tuesday, April 28 by

Because an original and three sequels would totally have left us hanging.

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Lifetime To Now Give ‘Full House’ The Unauthorized, Tell-All Treatment
Tuesday, April 28 by

Jeez, Lifetime. Have some respect for yourself. You don’t have to do this.

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Films Will Be Shot Back-to-Back For 9 Straight Months
Tuesday, April 28 by

That’s a long time for Chris Evans to have to carry that shield.

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‘Deadpool’ Writers Will Make A Film About The Launch Of New Coke In The 80’s
Tuesday, April 28 by

It wasn’t a bigger debacle than ‘John Carter’, was it?

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The Creator Of ‘Black-Ish’ Is Set To Deliver A ‘Good Times’ Film
Monday, April 27 by

I hope America likes exaggerated pronunciations of the word “dynamite!”

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Billy Corgan (Of Smashing Pumpkins) Hired To Revamp TNA Wrestling
Monday, April 27 by

He’ll be a producer, though he sorta looks like a wrestler. Or a giant baby.

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Disney Is Going To Modify Part Of A Cruise Ship To Resemble The Millennium Falcon
Monday, April 27 by

How much to have a cranky Harrison Ford yell at paying guests?

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Warner Bros Releases ‘Suicide Squad’ Joker Pic, Probably Just To See What Everyone Thinks
Monday, April 27 by

I wonder if the Internet will have an opinion on this…

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Vince Gilligan Taking His ‘Breaking Bad’ Sensibilities To Disney For ‘Jack And The Beanstalk’
Thursday, April 23 by

Just remake it with the entire ‘Breaking Bad’ cast, reprising their ‘Breaking Bad’ characters, continuing with the plotlines of ‘Breaking Bad’. Just keep making ‘Breaking Bad’, Vince.

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Here Are The New Titles Being Released On Netflix In May
Thursday, April 23 by

I hate to say that May’s new releases on Netflix are a disappointment, but they totally are. In April, they took away our Adventure Time, so we were at least…

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Common Has Joined The ‘Suicide Squad’
Thursday, April 23 by

We don’t know if he’ll play a good guy or bad guy, but we do know he’ll play a badass.

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Phil Lord And Chris Miller Will Direct An Animated Spider-Man Film
Thursday, April 23 by

Let’s get H. Jon Benjamin on the voice and get this show on the road.

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Kim Kardashian Will Produce A Documentary On Mental Health For CNN
Wednesday, April 22 by

Laugh, but few people have as much face time as deranged narcissists as she does.

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ScarJo Says ‘Ghost in the Shell’ Will Film in Early 2016
Wednesday, April 22 by

This adaptation has been kicking around FOREVER. Hopefully this film stays the course.

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Johnny Depp Looks Like Donnie Brasco Sr. In The Whitey Bulger Biopic ‘Black Mass’
Wednesday, April 22 by

Did he raid the older film’s costume department? Irish and Italian mobsters had very similar fashion senses.

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Paramount’s Rolling Out A TV Adaptation Of ‘Galaxy Quest’
Wednesday, April 22 by

It’s been 15 years, but it’s a good enough premise that we won’t make a big deal of that.

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‘Daredevil’ Gets Renewed By Netflix, But With New Showrunners
Wednesday, April 22 by

That means they’ll need to keep feeding sticks of butter to Vincent D’Onofrio until they start filming season 2.

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Now Netflix Is Announcing An Aziz Ansari Sitcom
Wednesday, April 22 by

At some point, people will have to start getting multiple subscriptions to pay for this.

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HBO Is Giving Whiteny Cummings Another Crack At A TV Show
Tuesday, April 21 by

This sounds like a very high-concept TV series. TOO high-concept.

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‘Inside Amy Schumer’ Gets A Fourth Season Just As The Third One Kicks Off
Tuesday, April 21 by

Another season of shameless behavior for our enjoyment.

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