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‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Buys Into The Old Adage ‘When All Else Fails, Cast The World’s Smallest Woman’
Thursday, August 14 by

We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.

Hey, guys. What have you been up to the past 20 years or so?
Travel Back In Time To Get Your 11 Year-Old Self Excited About A New ‘Power Rangers’ Movie And Release Date
Thursday, August 14 by

“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.

They're marveling at the shitstorm they've made.
Sony Bends To The Will Of North Korea, Altering Scenes In ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, August 13 by

They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.

The tattoo MEANS SOMETHING. IT MUST.
In Its Strangest Plot Twist To Date, HBO’s ‘The Leftovers’ Gets Renewed
Wednesday, August 13 by

We’ll keep watching it, because it’s on HBO on Sundays, and that’s what really matters.

Horses will likely be harmed in the making of this film.
Tom Hiddleston Asked To Get His Charlton Heston On For Ben-Hur Remake
Wednesday, August 13 by

How will he fare in a big budget film?

Give him a crossbow or QUIT WASTING OUR TIME!
Guillermo Del Toro And Norman Reedus Team Up To Thrill Fanboys With New ‘Silent Hill’ Game
Wednesday, August 13 by

‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.

The show title promises suits, and boy, oh boy, does it deliver.
USA Picks Up ‘Suits’ For 5th Season, Costume Department Knows What They Need To Do Next
Tuesday, August 12 by

SUIT SHOPPING!

I'm sorry. I'm a little lost here. Could someone remind me who "Groot" is? I'm terrible with names.
This Online Keyboard Gives You The Perfect ‘I Am Groot’ For Any Occassion
Tuesday, August 12 by

Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.

Thank God Fincher didn't choose Limp Bizkit for all that white male rage.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Fight Club’
Tuesday, August 12 by

I want you to listen as hard as you can.

My God, it's a sharkscraper.
Highest-Ever ‘Shark Week’ Ratings Prove People Still Enjoy Sharks In Non-Tornado Form
Monday, August 11 by

Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.

None of those little yellow dots are film genres.
BuzzFeed Has Raised $50 Million To Make Movies. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Monday, August 11 by

If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.

If you were to connect them, JFL's eyebrows would form a perfect right angle.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, And Lizzie Caplan Will Be Starring In…A Christmas Movie
Monday, August 11 by

It will also be directed by Jonathan Levine and co-star Anthony Mackie.

Feel the love.
Netflix President ‘Positive’ Of ‘Arrested Development’s Return, Making Us Positively Happy
Friday, August 8 by

It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

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James Van Der Beek To (Finally) Return To Our Lives In ‘CSI: Cyber’ As…Agent Elijah Mundo
Thursday, August 7 by

The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

If that guys starts strangling Larry David, that's would encapsulate my feelings regarding this news.
Larry David’s Going To Broadway Before Thinking About New ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Epsidodes
Thursday, August 7 by

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

I know that feeling!
Get Those Sweaters Out Of Mothballs: Bill Cosby Is Returning To NBC
Wednesday, August 6 by

JUST MAKE IT LIKE ‘THE COSBY SHOW’, OK?

They should at least DRESS like the Super Troopers, right?
The ‘Super Troopers’ Fellas Are Making A TBS Sitcom That Sounds Pretty Sitcom-y
Wednesday, August 6 by

It will not be ‘Super Troopers’: The Series, unfortunately.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

That's dangerously close to a Wes Anderson font, Mr. Fincher.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘The Social Network’
Tuesday, August 5 by

If Trent Reznor and David Fincher couldn’t make Facebook cool, then it was probably beyond hope.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

That's his "serious" face. It needs some work.
Vince Vaughn To Take A Break From Phoning It In For ‘True Detective’?
Monday, August 4 by

The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

Ahh, wistful memories!
Chris Pratt Tells The World About The Time He Showed Amy Poehler His Penis
Friday, August 1 by

NBC wasn’t thrilled.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!