His nemesis is Swedish Chef. Get it?
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Signs ANOTHER Deal With Dane Cook
Friday, December 14 by

Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.

The open, colorless road.
‘The Walking Dead’ Will Run Its First Two Seasons In Black-And-White
Friday, December 14 by

‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’

What kind of Archer doesn't have a bow and arrow?
Archer Live!’ Show Coming To L.A., San Fran, Philly, NYC,
Thursday, December 13 by

People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

Say hi to my mother yourself. I'm not here to do your bidding.
Mark Wahlberg To Star In A Film Based On A ‘GQ’ Article About Hackers. Sounds About Right.
Thursday, December 13 by

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

OH. HELL. YES.
New Mexico Men Foiled In Plot To Kill Justin Bieber
Wednesday, December 12 by

A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!

His horse looks cracked-out as shit.
AMC Announces Awesome-Sounding, High Concept Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, December 12 by

He’s such a bastard tattletale.

Ugh.
HBO To Reopen Old Wounds With ‘Game Change’ Follow-Up For 2012
Wednesday, December 12 by

Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?

You don't even need to see the original film. This picture encapsulates it all.
‘Tinker Tailor Solider Spy’ Producers Planning A Sequel To Lull Us Gently To Sleep
Wednesday, December 12 by

More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?

Don't worry. This isn't the poster.
The Poster For Soderbergh’s ‘Side Effects’ Is Pretty Darn Rad
Tuesday, December 11 by

May cause death.

This article is going to make fun of Bravo. "Watch What Happens."
Bravo Getting Further Into Non-Reality TV With ‘Moguls’
Tuesday, December 11 by

It’s Bravo, so we can all count on them being sexy and catty as hell! HOO-RAY!

"Yes, your excellence."
‘Angry Birds’ Gets The Brainchild Behind ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’
Tuesday, December 11 by

Are you more bird or pig?

Clothing by the Derelique campaign.
Angelina Jolie Signs Up For ‘Salt’ Sequel, We ‘Pepper’ You With ‘Salt’ Puns
Tuesday, December 11 by

The 12 year-olds that enjoyed the first one are now too old for this.

The first day of Stephen's whistling practice did NOT go well.
Stephen Colbert Actually Leading South Carolina Senate Poll
Monday, December 10 by

And that’s the truth(iness).

Smell ya later, you crappy network.
‘Esquire’ To Come In And Give G4 Channel A Makeover…OMG!!!! MAKEOVER!!!!
Monday, December 10 by

How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”

Who didn't see this coming?
Katt Williams Sure Was Crazy Last Week
Monday, December 10 by

He doesn’t LOOK crazy. Oh, yes he does.

We need you to turn your hands around to enjoy your manicure, Kevin.
Kevin Smith To Quit Writing And Directing After ‘Clerks 3′
Friday, December 7 by

Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.

Board game night!!!
‘Jumanji’ Remake Gets A Writer. A Nation Waits With Bated Breath.
Friday, December 7 by

“JUMANJI!”

"Your eyeballs, sir."
‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ To Creep The Hell Out Of Broadway Audiences
Thursday, December 6 by

I’m guessing it will be in English.

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Readers Delight!: We Have News Regarding Barbra Streisand, Lady Gaga, And A Broadway Musical!!!!
Thursday, December 6 by

This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”

Oh man, now the inside of the bottom drink if going to have all the germs from where the top drink touched the table. GROSS.
Move Over, National Board Of Review, Here Are The AVN Pornstar Nominees
Wednesday, December 5 by

It’s good to be on top.

Cheer up, left tragedy mask!
The National Board Of Review Has Figured Out What The Best Films Of The Year Are, So Just Leave Your Judgment Out Of It
Wednesday, December 5 by

The cream of the best.

The apex of his career was 'UHF'.
Michael Richards Is Apparently A Great Person To Have A Show On TV Land
Wednesday, December 5 by

What about a show for ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt? Oh yeah, he died.

This is the funniest picture of Shawn Ryan I could find in the time allowed.
Shawn Ryan To Take His Grit And Whatnot To HBO
Tuesday, December 4 by

Don’t get too excited until you read what it’s about.

"Fitty! You hot!"
50 Cent Will Produce A Drama On Starz
Tuesday, December 4 by

HInt: It’s not the one with Kelsey Grammer, though that would be fun.

Oh dear God.
Charlize Theron To Sexily Star In A Remake Of Chan Wook-Park’s ‘Lady Vengeance’
Wednesday, November 28 by

She’ll play a badass, as she so often does.

Out of the darkest Ed Hardy shirt comes the daybreak.
‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments
Wednesday, November 28 by

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

I had no idea porn made women so happy. You're welcome, women.
Study Shows Porn Actresses Have Higher Self-Esteem Than Their Totally Prude Counterparts
Tuesday, November 27 by

This story makes me so happy I could explode!

What are you so happy about? You're going to star in a crappy sitcom.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: Keenan Thompson Gets His Very Own Sitcom
Tuesday, November 20 by

Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.

Poor Mike Meyers.
Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012
Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.