Searching for ridiculous aspects of ‘True Blood’ is tantamount to searching for a needle in a stack of needles.

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

Maybe we hated them because they are handsome…

If I see so much as one mo-cap pingpong ball within fifteen feet of Denzel, so help me God, I’m burning down that set.

I think the survivors will envy the dead in this scenario.

‘Contagion’ doesn’t care if you feel bad for these people.

But will it conflict with his regular gig on ‘Two and a Half Men’?

He’s like the Louis C.K. of football. Yup.

In honor of the return of Marty McFly’s sneakers.

If that’s not a mo-cap suit, but rather a costume, then the costume designer ought to be executed where he or she stands.

Not all music biopics have to be sad. Some can be ridiculous.

Who ever they pick to play him, they’ll have to skinny him up in post.

Because “edgy and original” is often horribly overrated.

What do Wes Anderson films have in common with ‘Clueless’? You can watch them a decade later without wanting to gouge your eyes out.

We’re about to find out that Ventnor Avenue isn’t really a place, per se, but more like a state of mind.

That’s not to say they haven’t done a bunch of other questionable stuff. With the exception of Carson, they have.

We thought we’d give this show a chance. Bad idea.

Now you say his name three times and he appears as a crassly commercial version of himself played by Russell Brand.

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

You made the list, gentlemen. Congratulations!

But that’s almost a month AFTER Grandparents Day!

My editor said I couldn’t count Patrick Bateman’s chainsaw from ‘American Psycho’ as a toy, so it didn’t make the list.

They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…

It turns out that Clooney and Aniston made the same mistakes as Baio and Danza by starring in these stinkers.

David’s weakness will be his chipmunk teeth.

We want “great, not good,” but season one gave us “good, not great.”

For those of us who got too drunk to attend prom, this is the closest we’ll ever get.

I guess he’s systematically slaughtering chickens now. Please, read on…

“Grandpa, where were you the day the porno stopped?”

They’re our entertainment AND our food. Pretty versatile.