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Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business
Thursday, April 11 by

He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

I hope the gunman can reload quickly.
‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now
Wednesday, April 10 by

Sponsored by the NRA.

The white symbolizes purity.
‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else
Wednesday, April 10 by

Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

Some television costume designer just blew their wad.
‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show
Friday, March 29 by

No shortage of characters.

Muckraker!
Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable
Friday, March 29 by

He speaks for all of us.

So American, it makes me want to invade Iraq all over again.
In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled
Friday, March 29 by

Yay, crime!

Losing a script is such a Pinkman mistake.
Someone Stole One Of The Final ‘Breaking Bad’ Scripts From Bryan Cranston, Then Got Caught
Wednesday, March 27 by

Why is life so harsh?

The big reveal is, behind those cards, this little moppet has a decayed zombie jaw and scares the shit out of everyone.
The Card Game ‘Uno’ Is Becoming A Game Show, And It Will Probably Suck
Tuesday, March 26 by

Two game shows, technically.

"Sure, the Mona Lisa was neat, but it didn't have my face on it, which was weird."
Will Smith Didn’t Play Django Because Django Wasn’t A Big Enough Role For Him
Tuesday, March 26 by

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.

This guy loves his job.
George R.R. Martin Is Considering A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Prequel Series
Monday, March 25 by

Finally, this world will start to get developed.

These guys find NBC's crazy-stupid mismanagement as funny as we do!
NBC Late Night To Slide Fallon Into Leno’s Position, And Possibly Seth Meyers Into Fallon’s
Monday, March 25 by

Still not ready-for-prime time!

They are staring right at the film's licensing rights.
‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Is Getting A Sequel
Tuesday, March 19 by

Witches, beware.

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPAUCINOS!
Terrence Malick Included ‘Zoolander’ In His Personally-Curated Film Series
Tuesday, March 19 by

It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.

Gangster.
You Can Buy Jesse’s Car From ‘Breaking Bad’, Not That You’d Want To
Monday, March 18 by

Judging by the character’s arc, this car might be cursed.

It's pretty clear they're thinking about all the movies they're going to do without Bateman.
2/3 Of ‘Horrible Bosses’ Stars Unite For Cop Comedy
Friday, March 15 by

BEST friends.

Rawr.
‘Jurassic Park 4′ Gets A Director
Thursday, March 14 by

We will tell you who it is in the article.

Way to go, gang!
‘Veronica Mars’ Movie Raises $2.7 Million In 11 Hours On Kickstarter, Gets Greenlight
Thursday, March 14 by

But I can’t raise FIFTY DOLLARS to dye my dog blue? F*ckin’ Obama.

Good times all around with these guys, apparently.
The Poster For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Must Be Some Sort Of Joke
Wednesday, March 13 by

THEY’RE BACK AT IT.

They won't look this good by the time the next movie comes out.
The Simpsons Movie’ Sequel Should Be Here In ’10, 15 Years’
Tuesday, March 12 by

Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.

Digby could not be more excited about this news.
Announced ‘Trainspotting’ Sequel Means All The Characters Might Not Be Dead Yet
Monday, March 11 by

They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.