On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.
Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse
Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

Well hello there, Mr. Googly Eyes!
Al Pacino Passed On Playing Han Solo And John McClane In ‘Die Hard’
Wednesday, June 5 by

According to Al Pacino.

Harmon, looking more put-together than ever.
Dan Harmon Almost Certainly Returning To ‘Community’
Tuesday, June 4 by

Because the cast wanted him back. Because the cast no longer includes Chevy Chase.

Don't caption this photo. This isn't funny at all. Caption the photo that's further down.
Caption This Pic And Win Gift Cards From Fandango And Visa
Monday, May 20 by

Bring the witty.

It looks like they're photobombing each other.
Peter Jackson Resumes Filming ‘The Hobbit’ Even Though People Are Pretty Much Over Tolkien At This Point
Monday, May 20 by

It’s like overhearing that your friend is over video games right before they open the gift-wrapped XBox you got them.

You're welcome, America!
Seth MacFarlane Suggests Joaquin Phoenix Host The Oscars
Monday, May 20 by

Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.

George Lazenby: The one Bond we can all agree on.
A Person Mentioned Christopher Nolan And James Bond In The Same Sentence, So We’re Gonna Report On That
Friday, May 17 by

He could even make a Bond film confusing.

An exclusive still from the film.
Act Surprised: ‘Iron Man 3′ Has Grossed A Billion Dollars
Friday, May 17 by

Finally, RDJ is going to get some recognition.

Rocky Richter!
Mitch Hurwitz Is Just Now Finishing The ‘Final Mix’ Of The ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes
Thursday, May 16 by

Oh, Mitch!

I wonder if he killed any janitors when he burned that place down. Probably, right?
HBO Picks Up A Mike Judge Comedy Series. YAY!
Thursday, May 16 by

It’s about Silicon Valley, but they refuse to call it a “workplace comedy.” JUST CALL IT A WORKPLACE COMEDY.

It's going to be an ostrich. I hope.
The Final Season Of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Take Place Over One Weekend
Thursday, May 16 by

To be clear, it will air over many weeks. Duh.

I don't think it will star Clooney, though.
‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ TV Adaptation Will Be The Flagship Of Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey Network
Tuesday, May 14 by

The gentrification of Latino culture doesn’t stop with their neighborhoods, apparently.

If the film is half as exciting as this picture...We're all gonna have heart attacks.
When You Learn A ‘Medieval Times’ Movie Is In The Works, You Don’t Need Any More Details
Monday, May 13 by

Bring on the wenches!

I see a lot of pain in those eyes, Edgar.
New ‘Star Trek’ Gilds The Nerdy Lily By Having Edgar Wright Direct A Scene
Friday, May 10 by

The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.

He's terrifying.
John McCain Doesn’t Think We Should Pay For Cable Channels We Don’t Want
Friday, May 10 by

And I agree, but neither of us will change the way things are.

This animation looks pretty damn good.
Disney And Marvel Announce First Animated Feature Together
Thursday, May 9 by

Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!

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BBC Remaking ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
Thursday, May 9 by

Brad Garrett is available to reprise his role.

He's not one to be trifled with. Don't let the goofy expression fool you.
The John Gotti Biopic Starring John Travolta Rises Like A Phoenix
Wednesday, May 8 by

Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)

Spoiler alert!
(SPOILER ALERT ALERT) Twitter App Removes Spoilers
Wednesday, May 8 by

How many people out there actually love TV AND Twitter?

The most likable character on television, except for maybe Charlie Kelly.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Hits All-Time High, Gets More Popular As It Gets More Confusing
Tuesday, May 7 by

Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

The one on the right is TC.
‘MI:5′ Gets Greenlit With Tom Cruise Returning
Tuesday, May 7 by

‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!

This won't be a part of any of the remakes.
If You Have Been Begging For Remakes Of ‘MST3K’ Films, You Are In Luck, Weirdo
Monday, May 6 by

They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”

He's too pretty to be a journalist. Maybe an entertainment journalist, but that's it.
Daniel Radcliffe Signs On To Play A Yokuza-Battling Journalist
Thursday, May 2 by

How cool would it be if Tom Felton played the Yokuza boss?

I'm lacing them up now, ma'am.
HBO Renews ‘Veep’ Because ‘Veep’ Is Amazing And Funny
Wednesday, May 1 by

If only real politics was this funny.

John, Jon.
John Oliver To Take Over ‘Daily Show’ For Two Months Until Jon Stewart Returns In September
Wednesday, May 1 by

Stewart’s taking off to direct ‘Rosewater’, which I hope is more interesting than its title.

Girlfriend is all up in it!
Pursuant To Television Law, Oprah Will Interview Jason Collins
Wednesday, May 1 by

Ope-rah! Ope-rah!

"COWABOOGABOOGA," as the Ninja Turtles so often say!!!
Michael Bay Says ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film Isn’t About Aliens After All
Tuesday, April 30 by

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?

Scientists at M.I.T. recently published a study that Quvenzhané Wallis is infinity times more likable and tolerable than Willow Smith, the actress first considered for the role.
Jamie Foxx To Help Daddy Warbucks To Become ‘Benjamin Stacks’ In Jay-Z’s ‘Annie’ Remake
Monday, April 29 by

Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.

You can get the gist of both installments just by looking at this picture.
‘Pretty Far Along’ Is How Soderbergh Describes ‘Magic Mike 2′ Status
Monday, April 29 by

They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.

Consider me warned.
J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands
Monday, April 29 by

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.