He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.
They’re also ball-droppers for those keeping score at home.
I wanted to put Gus Van Sant’s remake of ‘Psycho’ on here seven times, but my editor wouldn’t let me.
I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!
We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.
This is as romantic as this website gets, unfortunately.
Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!
Unless you’re married to a sack of door knobs or something, your relationship is less odd than the entries on this list.
My prayers have been answered.
George Lucas leads us to believe that space is mostly a vast moral grey area.
I’ll hold out for the powered Pit Bull model.
It’s crazy enough to work.
This whole time you thought that Han Solo shot first at bounty hunter Greedo at the cantina, but really, it was your only bloodlust that led you to that conclusion,…
Everything you wanted to know about the BAFTAs but were too smart to ask.
My adventure with Dabney comes to an end. Or does it?
Wow. John Williams doesn’t have many missteps.
And I would like to witness that celebration.
Because you don’t want to spend all day being sensitive to people, do you?
Chris Meloni returns as Gene, the shell-shocked Vietnam vet or GTFO.
An unnecessary article discussing unnecessary films. Perfect.
The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.
Who’s watching these shows? Please come forward. I’m not going to get angry, I just want to know.
I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.
Geez. That’s too bad.
Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.
Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.
It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.
Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.
If we stop paying attention to them, they’ll wither up and die.