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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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Keanu Reeves To Battle A Familiar Set Of Circumstances In ‘The Panopticon’
Thursday, November 20 by

With a title like ‘Panopticon’, you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

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Melissa McCarthy Going To Take A Stab At Playing Tinkerbell. Yes, THAT Tinkerbell
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton
Thursday, November 20 by

A very strange, inspired choice.

Man, that is some taught skin.
CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

Tywin Lannister Thinks There Will Be A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Movie
Wednesday, November 19 by

I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Peter Berg To Direct Film About Uncatchable Cartel Leader (Who Got Caught)
Wednesday, November 19 by

Finally, a film about the drug trade!

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

Just line the suit with some Spanx and you're good to go.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot
Tuesday, November 18 by

Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he’s alive.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by


Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

Got milk?
Cross Your Fingers: Christoph Waltz Could Be The Next Bond Villain
Friday, November 14 by

Cross them harder!

I bet Donald Sutherland was heckling them from off-camera. What a prankster!
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, And Liam Hemsworth Introduce A New ‘Mockingjay’ Clip
Thursday, November 13 by


Pictured: Jeremiah Potatohead, heir apparent to the Hasbro fortune.
Dreamworks Animation Looking To Merge With Hasbro To Give Us The Toy Films We Deserve
Thursday, November 13 by

How did you get to be like that, Mr. Potato Head?

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

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Create Your Own, Better ‘Star Wars’ Subtitle With This Widget
Wednesday, November 12 by

Go ahead. Let it all out.

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David O. Russell, Jennifer Lawrence, And Robert DeNiro Reuniting For Biopic About The Miracle Mop Inventor
Wednesday, November 12 by

If you’re looking for Bradley Cooper’s name somewhere, you’re not going to find it.

How come none of my appearances are in courtrooms that nice?
TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less
Tuesday, November 11 by

I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.

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Sony Is Considering A ‘Spider-Man’ Aunt May Spinoff…This Has To Stop
Tuesday, November 11 by

Raise your hand if you require more Aunt May backstory.

Are those women trapped in glass? I really need to revisit this movie.
‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ Sequel News! Don’t Act Like You’re Not Interested
Tuesday, November 11 by

Tell your aunt. She wouldn’t shut up about the first one.

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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Dwayne Johnson And Kevin Hart Teaming Up For Film We Could Have Just Assumed Was Being Made
Tuesday, November 11 by

They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.

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