You know who would kill it in the role of "Chilean mining boss with outstretched arms?" Taylor Lautner.
Jennifer Lopez To Add Some Grittiness And Truth To Chilean Miner Drama ‘The 33′
Monday, June 17 by

She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.

Why does he look like a 'Buffy' character?
‘Superman’ Manages To Win The Hearts, If Not The Minds, Of America
Monday, June 17 by

Apparently our hearts are worth about $125 million over a four-day period.

Miss Hannigan!
Jay-Z And Will Smith Really Want Sandra Bullock In Their ‘Annie’ Remake
Friday, June 14 by

I’m still fuming about what that motorcycle man did to her.

Gervais is still rockin' that goatee, I guess.
New Muppet Film Has New Muppet Title
Friday, June 14 by

Not going to tell you what it is here, though.

So pensive...
Here Are Some Season 2 ‘The Newsroom’ Posters To Hang Up All Over Your Dorm Room
Friday, June 14 by

These things are hilarious.

Audiences are falling over themselves for this deal!
Would You Pay $50 For This ‘World War Z’ Ticket Deal?
Friday, June 14 by

For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.

How does Sandler not look like this these days? Answer: He does.
Adam Sandler Dabbling In The Supernatural With A Remake Of ‘Hello Ghost’
Friday, June 14 by

Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?

Once they get to the fourth one, this guy's gonna be out of fuckin' fingers.
‘Smurfs 2′ Has Made $150 Million In Tie-Ins And Licensing
Thursday, June 13 by

And it’s not even out yet.

Sorry, rich folks.
ESPN Gives Up On 3D For Now
Thursday, June 13 by

They ball will no longer seem like it’s coming right at you.

My first credit card.
Now You Can Have A ‘Walking Dead’ Credit Card, To Serve As A Sort of Metaphor For Your Shoddy Credit History
Thursday, June 13 by

Scary.

Please let us see his ass in this one, too.
Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator
Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.
Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About
Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.
‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View
Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.
Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’
Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.
Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons
Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese
FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise
Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

Please don't bother Mr. Shyamalan when he's wearing his director earphones and director baseball hat,.
M. Night Shyamalan Wrote ‘She’s All That’ Which In And Of Itself, Is Something Of A Twist
Tuesday, June 11 by

The twist is…there is no twist. It’s formulaic and straightforward.

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Because Fuse Is Evil, There Will Be An Insane Clown Posse TV Show
Tuesday, June 11 by

Two people is hardly a “posse.”

On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.
Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse
Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

Well hello there, Mr. Googly Eyes!
Al Pacino Passed On Playing Han Solo And John McClane In ‘Die Hard’
Wednesday, June 5 by

According to Al Pacino.

Harmon, looking more put-together than ever.
Dan Harmon Almost Certainly Returning To ‘Community’
Tuesday, June 4 by

Because the cast wanted him back. Because the cast no longer includes Chevy Chase.

Don't caption this photo. This isn't funny at all. Caption the photo that's further down.
Caption This Pic And Win Gift Cards From Fandango And Visa
Monday, May 20 by

Bring the witty.

It looks like they're photobombing each other.
Peter Jackson Resumes Filming ‘The Hobbit’ Even Though People Are Pretty Much Over Tolkien At This Point
Monday, May 20 by

It’s like overhearing that your friend is over video games right before they open the gift-wrapped XBox you got them.

You're welcome, America!
Seth MacFarlane Suggests Joaquin Phoenix Host The Oscars
Monday, May 20 by

Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.

George Lazenby: The one Bond we can all agree on.
A Person Mentioned Christopher Nolan And James Bond In The Same Sentence, So We’re Gonna Report On That
Friday, May 17 by

He could even make a Bond film confusing.

An exclusive still from the film.
Act Surprised: ‘Iron Man 3′ Has Grossed A Billion Dollars
Friday, May 17 by

Finally, RDJ is going to get some recognition.

Rocky Richter!
Mitch Hurwitz Is Just Now Finishing The ‘Final Mix’ Of The ‘Arrested Development’ Episodes
Thursday, May 16 by

Oh, Mitch!

I wonder if he killed any janitors when he burned that place down. Probably, right?
HBO Picks Up A Mike Judge Comedy Series. YAY!
Thursday, May 16 by

It’s about Silicon Valley, but they refuse to call it a “workplace comedy.” JUST CALL IT A WORKPLACE COMEDY.

It's going to be an ostrich. I hope.
The Final Season Of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Take Place Over One Weekend
Thursday, May 16 by

To be clear, it will air over many weeks. Duh.

I don't think it will star Clooney, though.
‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ TV Adaptation Will Be The Flagship Of Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey Network
Tuesday, May 14 by

The gentrification of Latino culture doesn’t stop with their neighborhoods, apparently.