Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
Wherein one of the most interesting films of the decade spawns some of the least interesting trends.
Man, prison is so awesome.
Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.
He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)
It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.
Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?
Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.
I hope he cuts his hand off in every episode. It could be his thing, like the Fonz saying, “Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.
Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
16-bit would have been overkill.
Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.
Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’
Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!
Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?
If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.
Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?
I don’t think it’s gonna be a rom-com.
It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.
Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.
It’s a workplace dramedy, and the workplace is “heroin addiction.”
Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.
I hope they don’t kill off Homer.
If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.
Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.
I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.