Watch the film and you'll see why he looks that way!
The 7 Best Movie Face-Offs
Monday, September 24 by

I didn’t include the movie ‘Face/Off’ because it was too on the nose, and that’s just not what we at Screen Junkies are about.

Wolverine lives for casual fridays.
Things That Run Through My Mind With This Still Of Hugh Jackman In The New ‘Wolverine’
Monday, September 24 by

Caution: Muscles.

You're not Ron Swanson!
Last Night’s Emmys Pleased Us And Infuriated Us
Monday, September 24 by

You make it so hard to love you, Emmys.

I like him better when his hair is sheveled. It makes me much more combobulated.
Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time
Friday, September 21 by

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

"May I please speak to whoever is in charge of shitty nostalgic TV adaptations? Thank you."
A CGI ‘Mister Ed’ Movie Is Going To Be Made, So Everyone Can Just Calm The F*ck Down
Friday, September 21 by

Move over, Marmaduke, there’s a new obnoxious CGI talking animal in town.

Classic del Toro, all right.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Involvement Makes The Idea Of FX’s New Vampire Drama Somehow Palatable
Thursday, September 20 by

I should be frothing at the mouth in anger after hearing “vampire drama.”

Gandolfini, demonstrating less-than-spectacular dexterity.
HBO, Missing James Gandolfini’s Labored Breathing, Recruits Him For ‘Criminal Justice’
Thursday, September 20 by

HBO is ready to take him out of their freezer.

Will someone please show Ratner how to do the "2 Legit 2 Quit" hand thing properly?
Brett Ratner To Sweatily Direct A Remake Of ‘The Flamingo Kid’
Thursday, September 20 by

Brett Ratner has decided to team up with Disney, in a fairly unlikely marriage, to put out that remake of the 1984 film The Flamingo Kid. The original film starred…

JGL looks...different here.
7 Time Travel Movies That Will Blow Your Mind
Wednesday, September 19 by

A moment of your time, please.

Who's the real animal here? (It's still the monkey.)
PETA Not Crazy About NBC’s ‘Animal Practice’
Tuesday, September 18 by

It didn’t help that the pilot was just 23 minutes of a guy stomping on kittens.

Pirates, you see.
‘WE’RE #1!!!’: US Leads World In Ilegal Downloads
Tuesday, September 18 by

Sweet land of liberty.

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Jim Gaffigan To Provide His Own G-Rated ‘Louie’ To CBS
Monday, September 17 by

It’s too bad ‘According to Jim’ is taken.

"I told you I didn't steal that charcuterie plate you left out. Look at my hands! NO! DON'T LOOK IN MY PURSE!!!!"
Adele To Bring Her Brand Of Chubby Heartache To New James Bond Theme
Monday, September 17 by

In case you’re the type of person that gets excited by Adele’s involvement in things, here ya go: The oft-heartbroken, now-pregnant-which-will-undoubtedly-lead-to-more-heartbreak Adele has been ID’d as the sing of the…

It looks like a still from a Lars Van Trier film.
Britain Installing ‘Ninjas’ In Its Theatres To Silence Talkers
Friday, September 14 by

I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

This article refers to the toy, not the Asian kid. But how awesome would it be if HE was a Transformer? TOTALLY awesome.
‘Transformers 4′ Sets The Bar Really High By Promising New Robots
Thursday, September 13 by

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

An original premise might warm you up, Bret.
Bret Easton Ellis To Pen A Monster Teen Drama For The CW
Thursday, September 13 by

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

They have a great visitors' bureau.
TV/Movie Locales We Would Want To Live In (And Some We Wouldn’t)
Wednesday, September 12 by

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

They might want to update the wardrobe a little.
Bravo Is Adapting/Rebooting/Whatevering ‘Heathers’ Into A TV Show
Wednesday, September 12 by

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.
Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath
Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

Resident Evil: Damnation
5 Video Game Adaptations That Got It Right
Tuesday, September 11 by

In honor of ‘Resident Evil: Damnation”…

The weirdest group of people in the world.
Liza Minnelli Also Back On Board For ‘Arrested Development’, Gives Me A Touch Of The Dizzies
Tuesday, September 11 by

She got dizzy and fell right into our hearts.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.
Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar
Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.
Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law
Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

GET BIGGER HANDS.
This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom
Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!
‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story
Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Y'all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dredd.
6 Comic Book Adaptations That Deserve A Do-Over
Thursday, September 6 by

Y’all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dre.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!
Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’
Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.
NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones
Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.
Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes
Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.
Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music
Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.