Seedy.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Trainspotting’
Tuesday, July 22 by

It’s a workplace dramedy, and the workplace is “heroin addiction.”

They won't be back, but the show will.
‘Fargo’ And ‘Louie’ Both Get Renewed By FX
Monday, July 21 by

Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.

Maybe they should just keep them in LEGO form to maintain their ratings.
‘The Simpsons’ Shameless Rating Grabs Continue With Plans For More Crossovers And Character Deaths
Monday, July 21 by

I hope they don’t kill off Homer.

What's a wood chipper on the moon look like?
Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.
Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black
Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

Things could be worse. We could have Michael Stipe flaunting social issues with t-shirts.
MTV Is Still Doing Those Damn VMAs, So I Guess Here Are The Nominees. Whatever.
Thursday, July 17 by

Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters
Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

Bill Murray's already done it.
James Cameron Premiering Another One Of His Little Submarine Documentaries Next Month
Wednesday, July 16 by

On August 8th, DisruptLA will premiere the next James Cameron film. This film was not directed or written by JC, though. But it does star him. Because everyone’s drawn to…

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

Give him some gold and a scepter and he's there, man!
Sir Ben Kingsley Will Play King Tut…On SpikeTV?
Tuesday, July 15 by

Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

Whoa. He looks really excited about this news.
Colin Farrell Reportedly Close To Signing On For Next Season Of ‘True Detective’
Monday, July 14 by

I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.

Hey, handsome.
NBC Will Be Airing A ‘Peter Pan’ Musical With Christopher Walken As Captain Hook
Monday, July 14 by

Whoa. This actually sounds a little interesting.

Look how much fun he's having!
‘Better Call Saul’s Story Begins Six Years Before The ‘Breaking Bad’ Storyline
Monday, July 14 by

More details emerge to ensure that Better Call Saul exists as the sweet methadone, to our Breaking Bad heroin withdrawals. This time, we’re learning that story will start about six…

To be fair, he does look like he's been worn down by a life of crime.
‘Goodfellas’ And ‘Casino’ Writer To Give Us A New Mob Film Starring Sylvester Stallone
Friday, July 11 by

I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.

A stunned reaction from the cast.
‘The Simpsons’ Denied Animated Emmy Nom For First Time Since…Ever
Thursday, July 10 by

Shoehorned cameos don’t equal prestige.

My pleasure to present Lady Ferguson.
‘Mission: Impossible 5′ Casts Some Actors, Old And New
Thursday, July 10 by

Waiting for the audio tapes of Baldwin berating crew members.

Baldwin mulls a return to NBC whilst in a power tie and power suit.
Alec Baldwin Considering Returning To NBC…To Play A Depraved Mayor
Thursday, July 10 by

Despite all the unbecoming news stories, it’s hard to stay away from this guy.

Looking creepy, Seth.
We’ve Got The List Of Every Nominee for the 66th Emmys Right Here
Thursday, July 10 by

Okay, so we don’t have the technical ones, but come on!

Save this film, Jane.
That Adam Sandler-Kevin James Video Game Film Will Also Star Jane Krakowski
Wednesday, July 9 by

I would like to see them in a ‘GTA’ or ‘Mortal Kombat’ adaptation.

In what kind of sick fiction does this woman get to be around other people's children?
Don’t Worry, The Final Season Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Will Have Courtney Love In It
Wednesday, July 9 by

She’ll be playing a pre-school teacher. I swear to God.

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The Military Is Developing An ‘Iron Man’ Suit, And Hollywood Is Helping
Wednesday, July 9 by

So I guess this means the Navy’s gonna get an Aqua-Man thing going on?

DON'T DRINK IT!
New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Wine Better Not Be The One That Guy Tried To Give Daenerys
Tuesday, July 8 by

If that headline doesn’t make any sense: Someone tried to poison Daenerys with wine.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’
Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

There are limits to TMZ's power, thankfully.
TMZ’s ‘Famous In 12′ Campaign To Make Family Famous In 12 Weeks Cancelled After 5
Monday, July 7 by

THANK GOD.

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‘Star Wars’ Takes Two Weeks Off For Harrison Ford To Heal, Casts Two More
Monday, July 7 by

Will they even be able to fit this giant cast in space?

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Ryan Gosling And Rachel McAdams Didn’t Get Along At All On The Set Of ‘The Notebook’
Sunday, July 6 by

It turns out that movies sometimes employ “actors” to convey sentiments and situations that don’t exist in reality. Creepy!

Yeah, I know that I redacted his name in the headline and put a pic of him here. Whatcha gonna do about it?
‘Game Of Thrones’ Maisie Williams Hopes The [REDACTED: SPOILER] Will Return
Thursday, July 3 by

Man, it’s hard to talk about Game of Thrones without walking on eggshells, but here we go: Maisie Williams, who plays the adorable little ball of hate Arya Stark, recently…

That can't be based on Lohan. The woman in that mural looks hot and put-together.
‘Grand Theft Auto’ Crew Sued By Lindsay Lohan For Basing Obnoxious Character On Her
Thursday, July 3 by

Probably, but is this the path you want to take, Lindsay?

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