Consider me warned.
J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands
Monday, April 29 by

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.

Mr. Rogen's stock press photo
Seth Rogen Making A Bigfoot Cartoon On FX
Friday, April 26 by

It will be semi-autobiographical.

Here are two guys that probably won't be in the TV show.
James Ellroy Developing A TV Series To Serve As An ‘L.A. Confidential’ Sequel
Friday, April 26 by

NOIR! What is it good for? (Absolutely nothin’!)

This sign better be in the show. This sign is terrific.
Mad Men Writers MIght Be Working On A 1960′s Space Program
Friday, April 26 by

I wonder what their favorite decade is?

A LOT more.
AMC Keeps Its Momentum Going With ‘Line Of Sight’ Sci-Fi Series
Friday, April 26 by

Yes, it’s another AMC show about a man whose life spirals out of control.

Take this man's criticism seriously.
Tim Heidecker Isn’t A Fan Of The Zach Braff Kickstarter Film, And He’s Got A Page Of Fake Script To Prove It
Friday, April 26 by

He’s not a fan.

Stop being like that, Braff. Stop it.
Zach Braff Takes To Kickstarter For A ‘Garden State’ Sequel. I Now Hate Kickstarter.
Wednesday, April 24 by

The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.

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Gus Van Sant Went Ahead And Shot A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Sex Scene
Wednesday, April 24 by

I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Introduces Plan To Let You Legally Share Your Password With Friends, Sort Of
Tuesday, April 23 by

I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.

Just out of frame, they're both hooked up to giant doping machines.
We’re Getting A Dodgeball Sequel From Ben Stiller
Monday, April 22 by

If you can dodge a wrench, you must have lived a pretty hard life.

Elephan-tastic!
Ringling Brothers Not Thrilled With HBO’s Doc On Elephant Abuse
Monday, April 22 by

Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.

Till next time...
‘Futurama’ Gets Cancelled Again
Monday, April 22 by

It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.

These guys are awesome.
The First Still From Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes Gives Us Enough Info To Speculate Illogically
Sunday, April 21 by

It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.

Chandler, wearing one of his trademark "butt-ugly shirts."
‘Friends’ Reunion That Internet Just Up And Proposed Is ‘Not Happening’
Wednesday, April 17 by

Just no, okay?

Jeez. Smile, guys.
‘Veronica Mars’ Gets $5.7MM From Kickstarter. Whoa.
Monday, April 15 by

One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.

I bet the writers don't have the heart to tell Duffy that they all imagined the entire 'Step-By-Step' clan dying in a home invasion the night after the series finale.
Patrick Duffy Uses His Special Powers To Command A ‘Step-By-Step’ Reunion
Friday, April 12 by

They’re all available, and tomorrow at 10 AM totally works for them.

This is the most current picture we have on file.
Alec Baldwin Is Also Getting Mixed-Up In This NBC Late-Night Business
Thursday, April 11 by

He’ll have to get back to his day job of maintain the dichotomy of “likable onscreen presence” and “terrible actual human.”

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

I hope the gunman can reload quickly.
‘Glee’ Dealing With School Shootings Now
Wednesday, April 10 by

Sponsored by the NRA.

The white symbolizes purity.
‘Arrested Development’ Netflix Posters Are Hilarious To Fans, Absurd And Dumb To Everyone Else
Wednesday, April 10 by

Just assume that your favorite Arrested Development quote is right here.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

The hand is a nice touch.
Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’
Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.