THE DINK!
Peter Dinklage Will Cash In All His Professional Currency To Play A Naughty Leprechaun
Thursday, October 10 by

Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.

Attractive private investigators? They're the first people to think of such a concept.
Whatever Weirdo Requested A ‘Remington Steele’ Reboot Is Getting Their Wish
Thursday, October 10 by

NBC’s favorite word must be “reboot.”

Looks like a robot to me.
NBC Understands The Public Wants A Show About A Robot Fugitive, Meets That Need
Wednesday, October 9 by

In case you think the title matters, it’s called ‘Tin Man’.

She knows drama.
Britney Spears Thought The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale Was ‘Really Sad’
Wednesday, October 9 by

She’s the showrunner we deserve.

Nice list, QT.
Quentin Tarantino Doesn’t Need November Or December To Give Us His Top 10 Films Of 2013
Tuesday, October 8 by

I disagree with most of it.

Call him Adam, please.
Columbia Pictures Hires ‘Lone Ranger’ Writer To Ooze Out A He-Man Script
Tuesday, October 8 by

I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.

Here he is after receiving the wonderful news.
Sarah Silverman And Topher Grace Will Be Brother And Sister On HBO
Monday, October 7 by

It will be called ‘People In New Jersey’, which might be a divisive title.

Pretty bird.
Nielsen Now Going To Formally Measure How Much Shows Are Discussed On Twitter
Monday, October 7 by

Step one: spark Twitter discussions about your show. Step two: buy yacht with duffel bag full of cash.

The good guys always die young.
Albuquerque Newspaper Spoils The Hell Out Of Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, October 4 by

The readers should have known when the byline was “Spoiler Alert.”

He got a "serious actor" scarf. Bully for him.
Colin Hanks To Play A Guy Named ‘Gus Grimly’ On The ‘Fargo’ Series
Thursday, October 3 by

After ‘Dexter’, it’s nice to see him play a good guy.

Michael Strahan brings the f*cking laffs.
Amazon Picks Up Shows From Jason Schwartzman And Indie Comedy Fave Michael Strahan
Thursday, October 3 by

Everything Strahan touches turns to gold.

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John Mulaney’s Show Finds A Second Life At Fox
Thursday, October 3 by

Mulaney, one of the only sitcoms in recent history to generate any sort of positive buzz before getting picked up…didn’t get picked up by NBC, much to the chagrin of…

RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMAX Shares Slip As Analysts Warn Their Won’t Be Good IMAX Films In 2014
Thursday, October 3 by

Always let analysts judge art.

So sad.
‘Wilfred’ Gets One More Season On FXX. Then, As With All Dogs, It Goes To Heaven.
Thursday, October 3 by

Wilfred, the super-high-concept show about a man who has a talking dog, who’s actually a surly guy in a dog suit, is being put down after its fourth and final…

Lizzie appears to be the only one surprised by this news.
Lizzie Caplan Might Reunite With Seth Rogen And James Franco For ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.

Forest takes his Oscar everywhere.
Forest Whitaker To Play Colin Powell This Time
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Colinator.

Goodbye to a badass.
R.I.P. Tom Clancy, Creator Of Jack Ryan
Wednesday, October 2 by

Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.

Hopefully the film will have more likable characters.
Art Imitates Life Imitating Art As The Gumball 3000 Car Race Gets Its Own Film
Wednesday, October 2 by

“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”

Whimsical.
Kevin James Developing A Sitcom That Will Probably Run For 100 Episodes
Wednesday, October 2 by

I’m not saying that to be hyperbolic. It is contractually set up to run for 100 episodes.

What a vicious sociopath.
Michael Rapaport To Play A Bad Guy On ‘Justified’ This Season
Tuesday, October 1 by

He will wield an annoying accent.

Willie kidnaps Homer, then forces him to dig his own grave before executing him. Maybe.
‘The Simpsons’ Will Kill Off Another Regular Character
Tuesday, October 1 by

They kill everyone during most of the “Treehouse of Horror” episodes. What’s the big deal?

Yes. More of this.
Rob Riggle Might Get A TV Show In The Form Of A ‘Modern Family’ Spinoff
Monday, September 30 by

This might just be a gimmick to sell earplugs.

Trouble in paradise.
‘Homeland’ Viewership Shot Up 26% Over Season 2 Premiere, ‘Breaking Bad’ Be Damned
Monday, September 30 by

It’s all in the interest of national security.

That should clear up which one's which.
IFC Picks Up ‘American Storage’ And Garfunkel & Oates Series
Monday, September 30 by

It’s the anti-CBS

He screams "salesman."
Martin Freeman To Star In The ‘Fargo’ TV Series
Friday, September 27 by

He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.

Wait until this little trooper gets his hands on an Xbox!
For Those Unaware, China Had A 13-Year Ban On Video Game Consoles, And Is Lifting It
Friday, September 27 by

Even oppressive regimes can’t resist the siren call of GTA V.

Look how excited they are!
‘Bob’s Burgers’ Avoids Cancellation On Its Way To Becoming The ‘Gray’s Anatomy’ Of Animated Shows
Friday, September 27 by

It could survive a holocaust.

NUCKY.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ Gets A Fifth Season
Thursday, September 26 by

It has to run for 2,300 years to amortize the cost of the sets.

He's better than all of us combined.
Vince Gilligan’s Next Project Will Be Much More Familiar
Thursday, September 26 by

He should just kill everyone in the first episode, then have the show just follow a little girl in an orphanage.

Russell looks more furious than fast when he's shot from behind.
Kurt Russell Cast In Next ‘Fast And Furious’ Film, But Probably Not As Stuntman Mike
Thursday, September 26 by

Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”