This animation looks pretty damn good.
Disney And Marvel Announce First Animated Feature Together
Thursday, May 9 by

Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!

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BBC Remaking ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’
Thursday, May 9 by

Brad Garrett is available to reprise his role.

He's not one to be trifled with. Don't let the goofy expression fool you.
The John Gotti Biopic Starring John Travolta Rises Like A Phoenix
Wednesday, May 8 by

Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)

Spoiler alert!
(SPOILER ALERT ALERT) Twitter App Removes Spoilers
Wednesday, May 8 by

How many people out there actually love TV AND Twitter?

The most likable character on television, except for maybe Charlie Kelly.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Hits All-Time High, Gets More Popular As It Gets More Confusing
Tuesday, May 7 by

Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

The one on the right is TC.
‘MI:5′ Gets Greenlit With Tom Cruise Returning
Tuesday, May 7 by

‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!

This won't be a part of any of the remakes.
If You Have Been Begging For Remakes Of ‘MST3K’ Films, You Are In Luck, Weirdo
Monday, May 6 by

They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”

He's too pretty to be a journalist. Maybe an entertainment journalist, but that's it.
Daniel Radcliffe Signs On To Play A Yokuza-Battling Journalist
Thursday, May 2 by

How cool would it be if Tom Felton played the Yokuza boss?

I'm lacing them up now, ma'am.
HBO Renews ‘Veep’ Because ‘Veep’ Is Amazing And Funny
Wednesday, May 1 by

If only real politics was this funny.

John, Jon.
John Oliver To Take Over ‘Daily Show’ For Two Months Until Jon Stewart Returns In September
Wednesday, May 1 by

Stewart’s taking off to direct ‘Rosewater’, which I hope is more interesting than its title.

Girlfriend is all up in it!
Pursuant To Television Law, Oprah Will Interview Jason Collins
Wednesday, May 1 by

Ope-rah! Ope-rah!

"COWABOOGABOOGA," as the Ninja Turtles so often say!!!
Michael Bay Says ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film Isn’t About Aliens After All
Tuesday, April 30 by

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?

Scientists at M.I.T. recently published a study that Quvenzhané Wallis is infinity times more likable and tolerable than Willow Smith, the actress first considered for the role.
Jamie Foxx To Help Daddy Warbucks To Become ‘Benjamin Stacks’ In Jay-Z’s ‘Annie’ Remake
Monday, April 29 by

Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.

You can get the gist of both installments just by looking at this picture.
‘Pretty Far Along’ Is How Soderbergh Describes ‘Magic Mike 2′ Status
Monday, April 29 by

They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.

Consider me warned.
J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands
Monday, April 29 by

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.

Mr. Rogen's stock press photo
Seth Rogen Making A Bigfoot Cartoon On FX
Friday, April 26 by

It will be semi-autobiographical.

Here are two guys that probably won't be in the TV show.
James Ellroy Developing A TV Series To Serve As An ‘L.A. Confidential’ Sequel
Friday, April 26 by

NOIR! What is it good for? (Absolutely nothin’!)

This sign better be in the show. This sign is terrific.
Mad Men Writers MIght Be Working On A 1960′s Space Program
Friday, April 26 by

I wonder what their favorite decade is?

A LOT more.
AMC Keeps Its Momentum Going With ‘Line Of Sight’ Sci-Fi Series
Friday, April 26 by

Yes, it’s another AMC show about a man whose life spirals out of control.

Take this man's criticism seriously.
Tim Heidecker Isn’t A Fan Of The Zach Braff Kickstarter Film, And He’s Got A Page Of Fake Script To Prove It
Friday, April 26 by

He’s not a fan.

Stop being like that, Braff. Stop it.
Zach Braff Takes To Kickstarter For A ‘Garden State’ Sequel. I Now Hate Kickstarter.
Wednesday, April 24 by

The Shins changed my life, but not for the better.

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Gus Van Sant Went Ahead And Shot A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Sex Scene
Wednesday, April 24 by

I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Introduces Plan To Let You Legally Share Your Password With Friends, Sort Of
Tuesday, April 23 by

I just sort of figured that everyone in America shared one password and Netflix’s revenues totaled only $7.99 per month.

Just out of frame, they're both hooked up to giant doping machines.
We’re Getting A Dodgeball Sequel From Ben Stiller
Monday, April 22 by

If you can dodge a wrench, you must have lived a pretty hard life.

Elephan-tastic!
Ringling Brothers Not Thrilled With HBO’s Doc On Elephant Abuse
Monday, April 22 by

Weird. I could have totally seen this going either way.

Till next time...
‘Futurama’ Gets Cancelled Again
Monday, April 22 by

It will continue to live on in meme form, no doubt.

These guys are awesome.
The First Still From Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes Gives Us Enough Info To Speculate Illogically
Sunday, April 21 by

It’s like facing your own mortality, but worse.

Chandler, wearing one of his trademark "butt-ugly shirts."
‘Friends’ Reunion That Internet Just Up And Proposed Is ‘Not Happening’
Wednesday, April 17 by

Just no, okay?

Jeez. Smile, guys.
‘Veronica Mars’ Gets $5.7MM From Kickstarter. Whoa.
Monday, April 15 by

One of the few Kickstarter campaigns that’s not a wild disappointment.

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.