I found my new desktop wallpaper.
Michael Bay Was Attacked With An Air Conditioner By An Extortionist On The Set Of ‘Transformers’ In Hong Kong
Thursday, October 17 by

If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.

Butters has take this news the hardest.
South Park Missed Its First Deadline On Wednesday, Aired A Rerun
Thursday, October 17 by

Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.

I bet this guy is like the Jay-Z of the arm wrestling world.
AMC Confuses Itself With TLC For A Minute, Picks Up A Reality Show About Arm Wrestling
Thursday, October 17 by

This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.

Not very ant-like, Paul.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Just Denied Any Involvement In ‘Ant-Man’
Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s a shame, because he looks much more like an ant than Paul Rudd.

And God said unto thee, "Use thy staff to smite paparazzi that may lie between Spago's front door and the valet stand."
Test Audiences Aren’t Loving Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’, Which Is Probably A Good Thing
Wednesday, October 16 by

This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.

They're all so attractive!
Marvel Rolling Out Five New TV Shows For Us
Wednesday, October 16 by

You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.

If they made the 8-year old a sex addict, that would certainly turn convention on its head.
Might Warner Bros. Be Developing A ‘Gritty’ Encyclopedia Brown Series?
Tuesday, October 15 by

The definitive answer is “perhaps.”

I'm objectifying them in my mind because they're very attractive.
Golden Globes Don’t Mess With Success, Keep Tina Fey And Amy Poehler As Hosts For Two More Years
Tuesday, October 15 by

I guess they’re not even going to give Hathaway and Franco a chance.

Hey, a user-friendly interface! Neat!
Netflix Talking With Smaller Cable Operators To Align Forces And Screw Over The Big Cable Companies That Have Screwed Us Over
Monday, October 14 by

My Netflix just streamed all over the carpet.

Who does she think she is, Kristie Alley?
Meg Ryan Will Save NBC
Monday, October 14 by

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this program.

I would visit.
‘Fargo’ TV Show Brings On Even More Familiar Names
Friday, October 11 by

It appears that the city of Fargo has telephones capable of calling Saul.

Well hello there, Mr. Hanks.
Tom Hanks Can No Longer Change His Weight For Roles, Still Can Befriend Volleyballs If Script Calls For It
Friday, October 11 by

It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.

The man, the myth, the slacker.
Judd Apatow’s ‘Simpsons’ Episode Will Be In True Apatow Fashion
Friday, October 11 by

Judd Apatow, like many other film creatives recently, will be getting a Simpsons episode all his own. And in case you weren’t sure on whether or not the episode will…

THE DINK!
Peter Dinklage Will Cash In All His Professional Currency To Play A Naughty Leprechaun
Thursday, October 10 by

Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.

Attractive private investigators? They're the first people to think of such a concept.
Whatever Weirdo Requested A ‘Remington Steele’ Reboot Is Getting Their Wish
Thursday, October 10 by

NBC’s favorite word must be “reboot.”

Looks like a robot to me.
NBC Understands The Public Wants A Show About A Robot Fugitive, Meets That Need
Wednesday, October 9 by

In case you think the title matters, it’s called ‘Tin Man’.

She knows drama.
Britney Spears Thought The ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale Was ‘Really Sad’
Wednesday, October 9 by

She’s the showrunner we deserve.

Nice list, QT.
Quentin Tarantino Doesn’t Need November Or December To Give Us His Top 10 Films Of 2013
Tuesday, October 8 by

I disagree with most of it.

Call him Adam, please.
Columbia Pictures Hires ‘Lone Ranger’ Writer To Ooze Out A He-Man Script
Tuesday, October 8 by

I would think that He-Man would be the type of film that doesn’t really require a script.

Here he is after receiving the wonderful news.
Sarah Silverman And Topher Grace Will Be Brother And Sister On HBO
Monday, October 7 by

It will be called ‘People In New Jersey’, which might be a divisive title.

Pretty bird.
Nielsen Now Going To Formally Measure How Much Shows Are Discussed On Twitter
Monday, October 7 by

Step one: spark Twitter discussions about your show. Step two: buy yacht with duffel bag full of cash.

The good guys always die young.
Albuquerque Newspaper Spoils The Hell Out Of Hell Out Of ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, October 4 by

The readers should have known when the byline was “Spoiler Alert.”

He got a "serious actor" scarf. Bully for him.
Colin Hanks To Play A Guy Named ‘Gus Grimly’ On The ‘Fargo’ Series
Thursday, October 3 by

After ‘Dexter’, it’s nice to see him play a good guy.

Michael Strahan brings the f*cking laffs.
Amazon Picks Up Shows From Jason Schwartzman And Indie Comedy Fave Michael Strahan
Thursday, October 3 by

Everything Strahan touches turns to gold.

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John Mulaney’s Show Finds A Second Life At Fox
Thursday, October 3 by

Mulaney, one of the only sitcoms in recent history to generate any sort of positive buzz before getting picked up…didn’t get picked up by NBC, much to the chagrin of…

RAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMAX Shares Slip As Analysts Warn Their Won’t Be Good IMAX Films In 2014
Thursday, October 3 by

Always let analysts judge art.

So sad.
‘Wilfred’ Gets One More Season On FXX. Then, As With All Dogs, It Goes To Heaven.
Thursday, October 3 by

Wilfred, the super-high-concept show about a man who has a talking dog, who’s actually a surly guy in a dog suit, is being put down after its fourth and final…

Lizzie appears to be the only one surprised by this news.
Lizzie Caplan Might Reunite With Seth Rogen And James Franco For ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.

Forest takes his Oscar everywhere.
Forest Whitaker To Play Colin Powell This Time
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Colinator.

Goodbye to a badass.
R.I.P. Tom Clancy, Creator Of Jack Ryan
Wednesday, October 2 by

Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.