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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series
Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?

It might not seem like it, but...they're here to help.
‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ To Release A Self-Help Book For VERY Wayward Souls
Tuesday, July 29 by

Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.

That's how I feel when I hear something is going to get remade.
Sam Raimi To Bring Us ‘Evil Dead’ As A Bruce Campbell-Starring TV Series
Monday, July 28 by

I hope he cuts his hand off in every episode. It could be his thing, like the Fonz saying, “Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”

I would be in a hurry to get my kids out of there, too.
Woman Hit By Car At Comic-Con ZombieWalk, Gets A Little Closer To Being Actual Zombie
Monday, July 28 by

This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.

Back at ya, buddy.
Yup, Quentin Tarantino Revealed At Comic-Con He Is Making ‘The Hateful Eight’
Monday, July 28 by

Then it’s settled.

Hey, buddy. It's a been a minute. How ya been?
Comic-Con Teases Cryptic ‘King Kong’ Sequel, Leaves Everyone Confused
Monday, July 28 by

Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?

To be fair, a buff Chris Pratt could get Uwe Boll hired to direct the next 'Avengers' probably.
James Gunn, Writer And Director Of ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Signs On For The Sequel
Sunday, July 27 by

We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)

This is pretty damn fun.
How Many Of These 300 8-Bit Pop Culture Figures Do You Recognize?
Friday, July 25 by

16-bit would have been overkill.

These characters will be rationed out over four months.
You Won’t Be Binge-Watching ‘Community’ On Yahoo
Friday, July 25 by

Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.

If she doesn't wear that hat, I'm chucking my TV out the window.
In Lesser News: ‘Blossom’s Mayim Bialik To Host TV Land’s ‘Candid Camera’ Reboot
Friday, July 25 by

Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
‘Official’ Tweeted Photo Of Zack Snyder’s Superman Holding A Lightsaber Is Bound To Get The Fanboys Going
Thursday, July 24 by

Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!

WHO COULD IT BE?
Disney And Marvel Announce Yet Another Superhero Film To Their 2017/2018 Slate At Comic-Con
Thursday, July 24 by

Rather than adding more untitled films, perhaps they could reveal a plot or premise to one of them?

In all its majesty...
‘Better Call Saul’ Putting Up Real (Fake) Billboards In Albuquerque
Thursday, July 24 by

If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.

I hope that NY gave CBS at least a million to update the sign to "with Stephen Colbert."
New York Paid $16 Million To Keep Colbert And The ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, July 23 by

Yes, but how much will they spend to acquire Carson Daly?

Ole "Crazy Eyes" Hopkins
Anthony Hopkins And Evan Rachel Wood To Star In HBO Pilot ‘Westworld’
Wednesday, July 23 by

I don’t think it’s gonna be a rom-com.

Will Ferrell could easily slip into this picture, as either the man or the hawk.
Shortlived 80’s Show ‘Manimal’ Scooped Up By Will Ferrell And Adam McKay
Wednesday, July 23 by

It got 8 episodes back in ’83, so you KNOW it’s good.

Keep the hair, please.
Dwayne Johnson, Realizing He Hasn’t Played A Comic Book Hero Yet, Suggests He’ll Be DC Comics’ Shazam
Tuesday, July 22 by

Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.

Seedy.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Trainspotting’
Tuesday, July 22 by

It’s a workplace dramedy, and the workplace is “heroin addiction.”

They won't be back, but the show will.
‘Fargo’ And ‘Louie’ Both Get Renewed By FX
Monday, July 21 by

Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.

Maybe they should just keep them in LEGO form to maintain their ratings.
‘The Simpsons’ Shameless Rating Grabs Continue With Plans For More Crossovers And Character Deaths
Monday, July 21 by

I hope they don’t kill off Homer.

What's a wood chipper on the moon look like?
Directors Are Clamoring Over A Script That Is Described As ‘Fargo On The Moon’
Monday, July 21 by

Wait. What?

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.
Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black
Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

Things could be worse. We could have Michael Stipe flaunting social issues with t-shirts.
MTV Is Still Doing Those Damn VMAs, So I Guess Here Are The Nominees. Whatever.
Thursday, July 17 by

Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters
Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

Bill Murray's already done it.
James Cameron Premiering Another One Of His Little Submarine Documentaries Next Month
Wednesday, July 16 by

On August 8th, DisruptLA will premiere the next James Cameron film. This film was not directed or written by JC, though. But it does star him. Because everyone’s drawn to…

Huh. She has huge breasts. I guess that could have gone either way.
Marvel Has Turned Thor Into A Woman
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.

He looks like a western film.
Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Might Be Filming Early Next Year, According To Kurt Russell
Tuesday, July 15 by

Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.

Give him some gold and a scepter and he's there, man!
Sir Ben Kingsley Will Play King Tut…On SpikeTV?
Tuesday, July 15 by

Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?

Please stand by, Mr. Garfield. Your call is important to us, and someone will be with you shortly.
Blockbuster Writing Duo Breaks Up, Meaning We Might Not Get ‘Spider-Man’ Movies For A While
Tuesday, July 15 by

Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.

Whoa. He looks really excited about this news.
Colin Farrell Reportedly Close To Signing On For Next Season Of ‘True Detective’
Monday, July 14 by

I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.

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