Any time you can incorporate cheap vodka into charity, you have to.
They totally redeemed themselves.
“It’s an honor just to be nominated. Also, I can now get stoned as f*ck.”
We don’t have the trailer, and no one knows what’s in. (waits for applause)
Yeah, we’ll tell you what the new title is.
Not the best week to be cops.
Did he start with a saw, then invest in a chainsaw?
Outer space beats lizards every time.
But will she be played by Tori Spelling?
We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.
“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.
They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.
We’ll keep watching it, because it’s on HBO on Sundays, and that’s what really matters.
How will he fare in a big budget film?
‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.
Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.
I want you to listen as hard as you can.
Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.
If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.
It will also be directed by Jonathan Levine and co-star Anthony Mackie.
It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.
Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.
Makes me wish I was a kid again.
The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.
Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.
Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.
JUST MAKE IT LIKE ‘THE COSBY SHOW’, OK?
It will not be ‘Super Troopers': The Series, unfortunately.