Get ya damn hands up.
‘Hunger Games’ To Become A Theater Production In Summer ’16
Friday, November 7 by

Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?

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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

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You Want Toy Story 4? Fine, You’re Getting A ‘Toy Story 4′ In 2017
Friday, November 7 by

Break out the chaps and spacesuit!

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The Planned George Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art In Chicago Looks Insane
Thursday, November 6 by

Like…”Jar Jar Binks” insane.

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‘Star Wars: Episode 7′ Has A Title: ‘The Force Awakens’
Thursday, November 6 by

We gave it to you in the headline because we love you.

Whee!
Mark Wahlberg To Become Part Robot In ‘The Six Billion Dollar Man’
Thursday, November 6 by

No, it’s not about Mark Zuckerberg.

Take whatever you want, just don't eat me!
After Script Leak Issues, Tarantino Now Forcing ‘Hateful Eight’ Investors To Read Script In A Locked Room
Wednesday, November 5 by

I mean, I’m sure it’s a really nice room, but come on.

They're talking about tinted glasses, I bet.
U2 Sets A Residency For ‘Tonight Show’ Because All The Cool Bands Have Residencies
Wednesday, November 5 by

Real original, U2.

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Get Ready For A Football Comedy From…Laura Dern And Judd Apatow?
Wednesday, November 5 by

I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.

Whoa. Lookin' good.
Jeff Daniels And 50% Of The Farrelly Brothers Are Down For ‘Dumb And Dumber 3′
Wednesday, November 5 by

Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.

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Christopher Nolan Decided Not To Give ‘Man Of Steel’ A Post-Credit Teaser Scene
Tuesday, November 4 by

I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.

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‘Zombieland’ Director To Tell The True Story Of An 87-Year Old Drug Mule
Tuesday, November 4 by

That’s one slow mule.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch
Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined
Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel
Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Christopher Nolan Hasn’t Ruled Out A Return To Superhero Films
Friday, October 31 by

He likes easy money. So sue him.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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Rob Zombie Will Be Crowdsourcing His Next Horror Film, ’31’
Friday, October 31 by

I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.

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‘Hello Ladies’ Will Return From Its HBO Grave For A Movie Finale
Friday, October 31 by

An announcement as awkward as the show.

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The Steve Jobs Biopic: What We Know So Far
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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Hulu To Bring Us The Jason Reitman Series ‘Casual’
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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We’ve Got Some Hodor And Bran ‘Game Of Thrones’ News, And A Picture Of Hodor In A Christmas Sweater
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.

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Michael Bay To Inject His Subtle Directorial Style To Bengzahi Film ’13 Hours’
Thursday, October 30 by

For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.

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You Have Until November 1st To Watch The Following Movies On Netflix
Wednesday, October 29 by

(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”

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Movie Theaters, Just Like Reasonable Human Beings, Have Adopted A ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy On Smart Glasses
Wednesday, October 29 by

TL; DR version: Don’t buy or use Google Glass, regardless of geographic locale.

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Colbert And Stewart To Return With More Election Night Coverage
Wednesday, October 29 by

I hope they satirize the goings-on!

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Metallica Granted One-Week Residency With Craig Ferguson Because…Whatever, He’s Done Soon
Wednesday, October 29 by

Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!

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‘Avengers 3′ Will Be Split Into 2 Films In 2018 And 2019
Tuesday, October 28 by

They’ll probably split it up into 16 films by the time the first one hits theaters.

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