The awkward high school years.
Tina Fey Will Be Getting The ’30 Rock’ Crew Back Together For A New Comedy
Wednesday, August 14 by

It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.

Nice work, USA.
The White House Twitter Account Just Made A Pretty Funny ‘Mean Girls’ Reference
Tuesday, August 13 by

At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.

He's as funny as this picture is.
Comedian Harris Wittels Gets A Comedy With NBC
Tuesday, August 13 by

Don’t worry. It won’t be about humblebrags.

Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

Such a badass...
Bruce Willis Quit Expendables Because He Wanted $3 Million For 4 Days Of Work, Not $3 Million
Thursday, August 8 by

$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

Here's Harrison Ford looking markedly badass.
Harrison Ford Inexplicably Joins The Cast Of ‘Expendables 3′
Tuesday, August 6 by

A bizarre move from a man who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything ever.

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

This was the day Adam spent six hours looking for his eyeglasses. Hilarious.
Adam Carolla Will Host A Spike TV Show That Calls Out Shody Contractors
Monday, August 5 by

It will be called ‘Catch a Contractor’.

Jimmy "Aquaman" Cameron
James Cameron PIcks Writers For The Three ‘Avatar’ Sequels, Reminding Us There Are Going To Be Three F*cking ‘Avatar’ Sequels
Friday, August 2 by

*sigh*

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

Here's Buffett conspiring to expand his meth empire with a well-known Albuquerque drug dealer.
Billionaire Warren Buffett Loves ‘Breaking Bad’, Is Therefore A Secret Meth Kingpin HImself
Thursday, August 1 by

This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.

It's hard to look casual with a scrotum that big.
TLC Is Seriously Developing A Show Based Around A Man With An Enormous Nutsack
Wednesday, July 31 by

In the name of science…

Open your eyes, Hugh. No one's that soulful.
Dr. House To Travel The U.S., Singing The Blues
Wednesday, July 31 by

He’s got the gimp-leg blues!

All he needs is a spinning bow tie, the huckster!
Noted Funnyman And Rib-Tickler Phillip Seymour Hoffman To Bring The Yuks To A Showtime Series
Tuesday, July 30 by

He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!

And here we are...
‘Hot Fuzz’, ‘Shaun Of The Dead’, ‘The World’s End’ To Screen Back-To-Back-To-Back In Theaters
Tuesday, July 30 by

This should appeal to their target demographic nicely!

If you're looking for sponsors, we're sorry, but Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
‘The Simpsons’ Will Find Their Way To Cable…In Reruns
Tuesday, July 30 by

Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.

My God, he's mostly hair!
Sam Elliott To Play Ron Swanson’s Doppelganger On ‘Parks And Recretation’
Monday, July 29 by

Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.

It will be interesting to see how they shoehorn a strip club into this one.
‘Beverly Hills Cop’ Reboot Back To Being A Movie, Not A TV Show
Monday, July 29 by

*deep laugh, upbeat 80′s music*

DEAR GOD, LADY! BEHIND YOU!
‘Sharknado’ To Screen In Select Theaters, Pushing The Boundaries Of Lazy Ironic Enjoyment
Friday, July 26 by

Be on the lookout for ‘BirdQuake’ next spring.

The perfect screenshot.
Fred Armisen Is Directing A Kings Of Leon Concert Movie
Friday, July 26 by

It will be a masters class in over-enunciating.

You handsome devil!
Jason Sudekis Waves Goodbye To SNL
Thursday, July 25 by

Effective immediately.

That's a heavy coat for all those spring tones.
Henry Winkler Makes The Logical Leap From ‘Arrested Development’ To ‘Parks And Rec’
Wednesday, July 24 by

In keeping with Parks and Rec‘s parade of guest stars, they’ve trotted out one star that shines a little brighter than all the rest (not true). Ok. Well, he’s really,…

Even if it's bad, I sort of still want this to happen.
Author Chuck Palahniuk Is Working On A (Graphic Novel) Sequel To ‘Fight Club’
Tuesday, July 23 by

Will the film version be very far behind?

They. Are. Here.
…And Now A Poltergeist Remake Is Casting People, Namely Rosemarie DeWitt
Tuesday, July 23 by

In case you had just sort of assumed that Poltergeist had been remade, sequeled, rebooted, or reimagined several times over the past decade or two, I’m just as surprised as…

Aspen.
The Current And Former Producers Of The ‘Dumb And Dumber’ Sequel Are Just Suing The Hell Out Of Each Other
Tuesday, July 23 by

It’s nice to see film producers treat each other like the curator of the art form that they are. Here, some old “producers” of the Dumb and Dumber sequel are…