Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.
Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.
*Cue movie about swatting featuring lots of characters with nose rings and dreadlocks*
Hold for applause.
Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.
Finally, an entertainment news story that makes sense. Funnyman Ricky Gervais is in talks to play the (human) lead character in the next installment of the Muppets movie, taking over…
He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.
I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.
Just like the final season of ‘The Wire’ focused on the media, the first four seasons of this show will focus on haircuts.
Get back on that horse, Dane Cook and NBC.
‘Night of the Living Walking Dead’
People will be SHOCKED when they see what Archer looks like in real life.
She’ll also play a psychiatrist.
“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”
A world without Bieber? I think the survivors would envy the dead!
He’s such a bastard tattletale.
Is anyone really ready to re-address this thing? And will they ever be?
More like ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier…WHY?’, am I right?
May cause death.
It’s Bravo, so we can all count on them being sexy and catty as hell! HOO-RAY!
Are you more bird or pig?
The 12 year-olds that enjoyed the first one are now too old for this.
And that’s the truth(iness).
How great is this going to be? That wasn’t rhetorical. I’ll give you a range. “Crappy” to “Sort of okay.”
He doesn’t LOOK crazy. Oh, yes he does.
Going out with whatever’s less-than-a-whimper.
I’m guessing it will be in English.
This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”