Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.
“Giving us” might not be the right phrase. “Sodomizing us with” seems more appropriate.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.
I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!
I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.
This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.
I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?
That makes two of us.
Music for day care centers
Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.