He sorta looks like Fry.
Futurama FInale Will Now Have An After-Show With Chris Hardwick
Thursday, August 29 by

I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.

Yup. That Oscar statue says "Best Manager."
Uwe Boll Is Also A Person On Kickstarter…Give Him All Your Money
Thursday, August 29 by

Uwe Boll is one of those directors that continues to make movies so bad (and not with small budgets) that he it’s a wonder how he gets funding. It seems…

Get a MacBook Pro, you luddites.
NBC Continues To Pretend It’s 1994 With ‘Outbreak’ Series
Wednesday, August 28 by

BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.

Vigo's looking good these days!
Want To Help Fund A Documentary On ‘Ghostbusters 2′?
Wednesday, August 28 by

If you answered “yes,” I’m just going to come right out and ask you for some free money.

This guy practically sneezes drama. That's what Brits do.
Dominic West Joins Maura Tierney And Joshua Jackson In Showtime Drama That Otherwise Should Have Come Out In 1997
Tuesday, August 27 by

“If it’s a drama, we’re gonna have to have people crying and yelling,” one Showtime exec probably said.

If they were looking for an actor who has experience standing around in deserts, they found their guy.
Aaron Paul To Play The Biblical Joshua…Ok, Fine…BITCH!
Tuesday, August 27 by

This means Skinny Pete could be Caleb, and Badger would be Ammiel or Shaphat! (Totally had to look those names up)

This is the episode where they go clubbing with the Miami Heat.
Warner Bros. Greenlights ‘Sccoby-Doo’ Animated Movie
Tuesday, August 27 by

Sorry Matthew Lillard.

Well that's some fun punctuation!
‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Is Going To Get It’s Own ‘Talking Dead’-Style Wrap-Up Show
Monday, August 26 by

The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.

Way to own your sexuality, Miley.
The MTV VIdeo Music Awards Manufactured A Sad Little Controversy Last Night
Monday, August 26 by

Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.

There will be only mutton chops stuck out slightly from Batman's helmet.
Bat-Fleck Watch, Day Zero: Ben Affleck Drops Directing Gigs To Batman Up
Friday, August 23 by

First thing Batman needs to do in this new Superman movie: Kill Superman.

If they think they're alienated and lost, wait until they find out about millennials, who spend all day hiding online and living in their parents houses until they're 45.
Ben Stiller Is Bringing Us ‘Reality Bites’ In Sticom Form
Friday, August 23 by

Hey, That’s My Prius.

Batman sorta looks like David Gest.
Ben Affleck Will Be…Batman
Friday, August 23 by

So I guess this means a ‘Forces of Nature’ sequel is gonna keep getting pushed back.

Because Guatemala is for assholes.
Belize Tourism Board Wants The Cast Of ‘Breaking Bad’ To Visit To Prove That The Country Is More Than A Death Metaphor
Thursday, August 22 by

It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)

Google Images really sucks sometimes, you know?
Guy Ritchie Will Tell A Tale Of How The Empire State Building Came To Be
Wednesday, August 21 by

You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.

We're not going to show it to you here. Lower your eyeballs a little. We make you work for it.
Guess How Long This Dolly Track Is For P.T. Anderson’s ‘Inherent Vice’. GUESS!
Wednesday, August 21 by

Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.

That mug is brimming with creative agency and expression.
James Franco Is Getting Ten Hours Of TV Airtime To Discuss The Art Of James Franco
Wednesday, August 21 by

Unless this is an examination of why he’s so weird, it might miss the mark.

That's the same face I made while writing this!
Rashida Jones Is Leaving ‘Parks And Rec’ For A CW Show Called ‘Ladyballs’
Wednesday, August 21 by

It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.

They're baffled. They should read this article to clear things up.
FX Will Launch FXX For All Your FX Comedy Needs On September 2nd
Tuesday, August 20 by

We’re going to get through this. Put the knife down.

This pic isn't nearly as fun.
First PIcture From ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Teeters On The Verge Of Disco
Tuesday, August 20 by

Lookin’ fly, soul brothas.

Harvey doesn't know the meaning of the words "eye contact."
The Weinstein Company Will Be Streaming All Their New Movies Through Netflix
Tuesday, August 20 by

In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…

He probably will wear something else.
Timothy Olyphant To Play A Much Breezier Character On ‘The Mindy Projecy’
Tuesday, August 20 by

A little levity. We hope.

Jesus, Woody. We get it. You're hapless. Let's move on.
The Mayor Of Rio De Janeiro Is Willing To Pay ‘Whatever It Takes’ To Get Woody Allen To Film There
Monday, August 19 by

It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.

He looks like a guy who has chariot racing in his blood.
The Guy Who Directed ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ And An Upcoming Film About Killer Squirrels Will Remake ‘Ben-Hur’
Monday, August 19 by

His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.

Pictured in his greatest role.
Jon Hamm To Star In ‘Million Dollar Arm’ For Disney
Monday, August 19 by

With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…

Welcome Back, Mr. Cooper.
Bradley Cooper Is Producing, And Maybe Starring In, A Lance Armstrong Movie
Friday, August 16 by

Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.

It appears to be a straight-laced fella and a slacker are friends. Has any show ever done that before?
Asian Media Group Thinks Fox’s ‘Dads’ Is Pretty Racist
Friday, August 16 by

Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.

I presume this is a star of 'Duck Dynasty', but it could just as easily be a viewer.
‘Duck Dynasty’ Set Another Cable Ratings Record With Its Premiere Last Night
Thursday, August 15 by

People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)

This is the movie character, not the vigilante teenager. I'm guessing the teen looks much weirder.
Pennsylvania Teen Tries To Be Like Kick-Ass, Gets Arrested For Loitering And Prowling
Thursday, August 15 by

What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.

She always looks a little tired when she's trying to be sexy.
Tina Fey Producing ANOTHER TV Show With ’30 Rock’ Alums
Thursday, August 15 by

Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?

Roger Sterling cameo, please.
‘Mad Men’s Sally Draper To Star In The Uber-Creepy ‘Flowers In The Attic’ Adaptation
Thursday, August 15 by

The flowers they speak of are actually incest.