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This Norwegian Site Came Up With The ‘Adam Sandler Movie Generator’ As A New Way To Make Fun Of Adam Sandler’s Career
Friday, October 3 by

Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.

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A ‘Baywatch’ Movie Starring The Rock? You’re Not Dreaming. It’s Happening.
Friday, October 3 by

This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.

If he stops acting, he'll probably have to stop posing for dramatic pics like this.
Leonardo DiCaprio Won’t Be Starring In Danny Boyle’s Steve Jobs Biopic
Friday, October 3 by

There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.

She should really respect you boundaries more, Pan. You said "no." It should stop there.
NBC, Crazy With Peter Pan Fever, Is Giving Us ‘Wendy And Peter’ A Rom-Com Series
Thursday, October 2 by

“Giving us” might not be the right phrase. “Sodomizing us with” seems more appropriate.

Give Bruce Jenner his hair back, Denis.
Denis Leary Will Try To Combine Hockey And Comedy For An IFC Series
Thursday, October 2 by

It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.

Pictured: two things that likely won't be in the sequel.
Warners Bros Is Rebooting ‘I Am Legend’ Because, Hell, Let’s Tell That Story Again!
Thursday, October 2 by

We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.

So help me God, if he even THINKS about pointing that finger at me, I'll rip it off and eat it.
Adam Sandler To Star In Four Movies Exclusively For Netflix
Thursday, October 2 by

There could be a couple positives to this news.

Here's Jordan after the accident.
Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again
Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!
Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

He even gesticulates like a great director!
David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’
Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.
ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.
‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.
Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...
Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’
Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"
The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

He's pretty bummed about it.
Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call
Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!
Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’
Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.
Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’
Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

Everyone pictured is safe. For now.
We Will Tell You Who Was Killed On ‘The Simpsons’ Last Night
Monday, September 29 by

Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.

She's doing God's work.
‘Modern Family’ Editor Live-Tweets Drunken Club Rat Sitting In Front Of Her On A Flight
Monday, September 29 by

This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.

I wanted to do a photoshopped pic of her as a flat circle, but I...don't know Photoshop. Imagine it, please.
Rachel McAdams Is Now The Favorite For The ‘True Detective’ Lead
Thursday, September 25 by

I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

Pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio, star of 'Titanic' and 'The Aviator'
Andre 3000 Would Like To See Leo DiCaprio Play Him In An Outkast Biopic
Thursday, September 25 by

That makes two of us.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers

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Rob Schneider Dropped As State Farm Spokesperson For His Vaccination Views
Thursday, September 25 by

Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?

R.I.P. Classy Liam
Liam Neeson Will Also Be Joining ‘Ted 2′ For Some Reason
Thursday, September 25 by

I hope he plays a teenage stoner.

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