This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.
No shortage of characters.
He speaks for all of us.
Why is life so harsh?
Two game shows, technically.
This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.
Finally, this world will start to get developed.
Still not ready-for-prime time!
It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.
Judging by the character’s arc, this car might be cursed.
We will tell you who it is in the article.
But I can’t raise FIFTY DOLLARS to dye my dog blue? F*ckin’ Obama.
THEY’RE BACK AT IT.
Comic Book Guy wouldn’t take this well.
They’re probably all on the ginseng and kale bullshit bandwagon now.
If you make a prequel to a classic film, then make a sequel to that prequel, then you can remake the classic film without audiences even realizing what you’ve done!
That’s “series” plural. Two series. Each from one man.
Judging a movie by its poster.
Maybe they could move them all to an island with no electricity and replace the shows with ‘Seinfeld’ reruns.
The producers should be careful. From what I’ve seen, he’s a terrible employee.
My vote is still for “John Goodman on a Treadmill” to host.
Sure. This sounds agreeable enough.
He made a mockery out of a mockery!
He’s going to bite someone, and it’s going to be a really big deal. You heard it here first.
I smell a cameo! And cocaine.
Send the lady from wardrobe to the cargo shorts store. NOW!