Ah, the wonders of theater!
Go ahead. Let it all out.
If you’re looking for Bradley Cooper’s name somewhere, you’re not going to find it.
I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.
Raise your hand if you require more Aunt May backstory.
Tell your aunt. She wouldn’t shut up about the first one.
Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.
They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.
Because punks have a famously awesome sense of humor.
Take that, sacred institution of marriage!
Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?
Well, this is a very Wes Anderson headline, now isn’t it?
Talk about bittersweet news.
What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!
This will either be very funny or VERY boring.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.
Another comic book universe of characters…starring…Jared Leto. Yay?
Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?
Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.
Break out the chaps and spacesuit!
Like…”Jar Jar Binks” insane.
We gave it to you in the headline because we love you.
No, it’s not about Mark Zuckerberg.
I mean, I’m sure it’s a really nice room, but come on.
Real original, U2.
I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.
Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.
I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.
That’s one slow mule.
No dongs, but perhaps butts.