They should put a basket on the front for groceries.
Finally, Kanye will get some notoriety and attention.
Your guess is as good as mine, but it’s certainly going to be an interesting and very public job hunt.
I just assumed The Rock has the right to be involved in any non-comic book film that costs over $200 million.
Eh, I think we’re all fine with this.
We’ll have to turn to one of the billion other singing shows left twitching.
It will be shot in a mockumentary style, like so many other things are.
I DEMAND THAT THIS SHOW TAKE PLACE IN THE ‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ UNIVERSE.
Well that sure is a fun headline.
Chris Rock knows a little something about stand-up.
And the world just keeps on spinnin…
And probably fourteen other superheroes that are getting focus-grouped right now.
Well, it’s a Hateful Three at least.
Whassa reason murder me ?
Might the project continue?
You’ve got our attention. Keep going…
Finally, some good fortune upon a Marvel franchise!
If ever there was an occasion for triple quotes, this would be it.
Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…
Looks like he’s making a pretty decent name for himself stateside.
They could even adopt the ‘Aladdin’ theme by just changing one word.
I’m guessing a Louis C.K. cop movie isn’t like most cop movies.
So it will be a younger actor that’s responsible for haunting our dreams…
Which is a long-winded way of saying it’s going to be cool.
I initially and erroneously typed “Patrick Bateman” in the title, which would have made for a very different type of Lego documentary.
No reboots or spinoffs for these guys, thank you very much!
If I had omnipotence, I would have made Edgar Wright the director for this and have it co-star Nick Frost.
Those zombies don’t stand a chance. This man governed California for God’s sake.