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ABC, Forgetting What Year It Is, Orders Whoopi Goldberg (Ex-)Cop Comedy
Wednesday, February 18 by

For the last time, WHOOPI GOLDBERG DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A COP!

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Tom Collichio Given The Lofty Title Of ‘MSNBC Food Correspondent’
Wednesday, February 18 by

Not the talent MSNBC needs, but the talent it deserves.

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Break Out The Champagne And Lube: ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Is The Biggest February Opening Ever
Tuesday, February 17 by

We did this to ourselves.

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HBO Locks Down John Oliver Until 2017
Tuesday, February 17 by

They would sooner chip him in to little pieces than see him go back to Comedy Central.

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‘Better Call Saul’ Had Twice As Many People Tune In To Its Premiere As ‘Walking Dead’ Did
Tuesday, February 17 by

That’s probably not a huge surprise, but promising nonetheless.

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The Next ‘Modern Family’ Episode Will Take Place Entirely On Apple Screens
Tuesday, February 17 by

Good. Because I don’t look at enough screens every day.

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Have You Ever Wondered If ‘Whiplash’ Involved Calypso Players Instead Of Jazz? NO MORE
Tuesday, February 17 by

It’s a lot more fun when everyone is just laid-back and stoned.

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J.J. Abrams Created The New Light Saber With An Apple Design Guy
Tuesday, February 17 by

iSword.

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23.1 Million People Watched ‘SNL’s Commercial-Fest Last Night
Monday, February 16 by

And none of them liked Kanye’s performance, apparently.

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Conan O’Brien Is In Cuba, Filming For His Show
Monday, February 16 by

…Or is he plotting to overthrow the government?

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Marion Cotillard Will Star In The ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Film
Monday, February 16 by

Along with Michael Fassbender.

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‘Deadpool’ Casts Gina Carano And T.J. Miller, For Ass-Kicking And Laughs, Respectively
Sunday, February 15 by

I guess there’s nothing wrong with piling this stuff on in a comic book movie.

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‘Space Invaders’ Film Moves Forward With A Screenwriter, Because That’s The Type Of World We Live In Now
Friday, February 13 by

I’m excited to see the directors interpretation of the green things.

"I'm sexy Rob Lowe, and I torrent all my TV content."
Rob Lowe To Star As Something Called ‘The Grinder’ On Fox
Friday, February 13 by

I hope it’s what I think it is.

You scamp!
Jon Stewart’s Retirement Announcement Cost Viacom $350 Million (Probably)
Friday, February 13 by

How much will it cost for Tosh to leave?

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Producer To Tell The Benghazi Story Next
Thursday, February 12 by

He specializes in atrocities.

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Someone Went And ‘Fixed’ Famous Movie Posters With Clip Art And Comic Sans
Thursday, February 12 by

Let’s do Garamond and hyperrealism next!

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Netflix Accidentally Put Up Season 3 Of ‘House Of Cards’, But Now It’s Back Down
Wednesday, February 11 by

News like this makes me want to repeatedly kill people and keep getting away with it inexplicably.

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‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’ Expands Its Universe To Include A Villainous Tony Hale In ‘Road Chip’
Wednesday, February 11 by

Your move, Marvel.

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The Next ‘Spider-Man’ Films Will Put Peter Parker Back In High School
Wednesday, February 11 by

No child left behind.

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Brian Williams Suspended For Six Months For Having Some Fun With The Truth
Wednesday, February 11 by

Will a six-month suspension restore his credibility?

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Jon Stewart Announced He’s Leaving ‘The Daily Show’
Wednesday, February 11 by

We’re not sure why, but it seems to be amicable.

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‘Mad Men’ Wants Fans To Recreate The Pilot Episode
Tuesday, February 10 by

Maybe they could get fans to recreate the whole series and re-run it.

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‘Portlandia’ To Bring Us Two More Seasons Of Artisanal Lightbulbs, Putting Birds On Things, And Brunch
Tuesday, February 10 by

They should do a season focused on jams. Handmade, locally sourced…jams.

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The Original ‘Law & Order’ Might Return To NBC *DUNH DUNH*
Monday, February 9 by

It’s thought to be a 10-episode run with returning characters.

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Mel Brooks Wants To Make ‘Spaceballs 2′ Soon, But There’s A Snag
Monday, February 9 by

That snag is Rick Moranis wanting to stay retired.

OMG! Their bodies are so different!
Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, And A Sorority ToGet Together For ‘Neighbors 2′
Monday, February 9 by

Because the first one was so funny and good?

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‘Jupiter Ascending’ Bombed At The Box Office, Marking The Wachowskis’ 3rd Flop In A Row
Monday, February 9 by

An $18MM opening domestic weekend against a budget of $200MM. Ouch.

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DVD Copies Of ‘The Interview’ Will Be Tied To Balloons And Floated To The People Of North Korea
Monday, February 9 by

Yes, really. I think.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Could Star In A Sci-Fi Film Together *Internet Explodes*
Monday, February 9 by

They would have very pretty, charming babies.