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‘Star Wars’ Will Be Getting A Gay Character In The Next Novel…YAY!
Monday, March 9 by

Remember, these stories happened a long time ago, so we can’t be too critical.

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‘Homeland’s Next Season Will Take Place In Europe A Couple Years Later
Monday, March 9 by

Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.

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Harrison Ford Crashed His Dinky Little Plane On A Los Angeles Golf Course
Friday, March 6 by

Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.

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He-Man’s New Battle Cat Looks Like It Came Straight From The Gates Of Hell
Friday, March 6 by

It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.

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‘Toy Story 4′ Won’t Follow The Original 3 Installment Because It’s Going To Be A Romantic Comedy
Friday, March 6 by

I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.

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Fox Snags ‘The Expendables’ For A TV Event Series Produced By Sylvester Stallone
Thursday, March 5 by

Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.

That many mustaches on a team should have been a red flag.
1970’s Basketball Point Shaving Scandal To Be Turned Into A Film
Thursday, March 5 by

From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…

Argh. That f*cking box!
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
Thursday, March 5 by

The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.

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Sony Pictures Enlists Diablo Cody To Rewrite ‘Barbie’
Thursday, March 5 by

Yes, THAT Barbie.

This logo makes me want to rollerskate.
HBO Is Giving Its Standalone Streaming Service A Pretty Lazy Name
Wednesday, March 4 by

It could have been “Khaleesi’s Dragon.”

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NBC To Launch Subscription-Based Comedy Service This Year
Wednesday, March 4 by

May see TV.

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Mike Epps Will Be Uncle Buck In The Upcoming Series, Naturally
Wednesday, March 4 by

To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.

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Lorne Michaels Is Prepping A Chinese Version Of ‘SNL’
Wednesday, March 4 by

“Live from Shanghai….”

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Vince Vaughn And Dave Franco Appear In Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’
Wednesday, March 4 by

Business people sure seem to applaud each other a lot in stock photos.

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Quentin Tarantino Is Performing Rituals To Get Snow On Location Of ‘The Hateful Eight’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Steven Spielberg Will Team Up For Photographer Memoir ‘It’s What I Do’
Tuesday, March 3 by

She’ll play a real-life Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer.

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Fred Savage Will Play Rob Lowe’s Older Brother In Fox Series ‘The Grinder’
Tuesday, March 3 by

He doesn’t look like anyone’s older brother.

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‘Training Day’ Stars Denzel Washington And Ethan Hawke Re-Team With Antoine Fuqua For ‘The Magnificent Seven’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.

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FEMA Spoiled A ‘House Of Cards’ Plot Point On Twitter
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I deem this their biggest screwup ever.

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Netflix Paid $12 Million To Get An Idris Elba Film (And Hopefully Some Awards Season Love)
Monday, March 2 by

It can sit in your queue now, instead of as a DVD on top of your TV for four months.

At this rate, his eyes will have closed shut by age 50.
Leo DiCaprio Will Play A Man With 24 Personalities In ‘The Crowded Room’
Monday, March 2 by

I would have called it ’24’, but that’s just because I like to confuse people.

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LEGO ‘Star Wars’ Series To Come To Disney XD And Sell A Bunch Of Merchandise
Monday, March 2 by

They’re having a hard time re-creating the hairstyles with LEGOs.

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‘Adventure Time’ Will Be Breaking From Its 12-Minute Format For A Feature Film
Monday, March 2 by

C’mon and grab your friends.

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Here’s What ‘Avatar Land’ Will Look Like In Disney World
Friday, February 27 by

So…Like a watercolor at a Residence Inn?

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Vanessa Brayer’s Janessa Slater Talks Re-Branding With Weird Al
Friday, February 27 by

Maybe become “Normal Al” to mass market a little more?

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Bruce Willis-Starring Indie Film Runs Out Of Funding, Suspends Production :(
Friday, February 27 by

Yeah, seeing ‘Bruce Willis’ and ‘indie’ in the same sentence threw us for a loop, too, but the man was in ‘Pulp Fiction’.

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80’s Sci-Fi Fever Continues With A ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel Confirmed Starring Harrison Ford
Thursday, February 26 by

It will be directed by Denis Villenueve.

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We’ll Get An Extra 30 Minutes Of Gore, Despair, And Existential Dread In ‘The Walking Dead’ Finale
Thursday, February 26 by

They can use that time to kill off Glenn and Carl, then we can watch Rick’s beard grow a little longer.

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Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Alien’ Film Will Pick Up Where James Cameron’s ‘Aliens’ Left Off
Thursday, February 26 by

He’s going to ignore ‘Alien 3′ and ‘Alien: Resurrection’, just like we did.

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Comedian Tig Notaro Shares Why She’s The Best Candidate To Host Next Year’s Oscars
Thursday, February 26 by

These days, just saying your willing to do it pretty much makes you the best candidate.