A wooden whale
Animal Planet Will Give Us A ‘Moby Dick’ Movie From The Whale’s Point Of View
Thursday, April 3 by

I hope they make the whale “urban.”

Al Gore standing in front of a map.
‘An Inconvenient Truth’ May Be Getting A Sequel That May Not Be Called ’2 Inconvenient 2 Truth’
Thursday, April 3 by

However, Vin Diesel is in talks to replace Al Gore in the sequel. No. Not really.

Paul Feig and Melissa McCarthy posing together.
The Melissa McCarthy/Jason Statham Film ‘Spy’ Will Also Star 50 Cent
Wednesday, April 2 by

Talkin’ bout money, homey? He ain’t concerned.

Women in Space picture
‘Women In Space’ To Venture Into Deep Abyss Of HBO
Wednesday, April 2 by

I dunno, Apollo 13 was about people in space, and I barely laughed at all during that.

Poll Results 538 Gender Bias
Wacky Box Office Study Says Movies Do Better With Women In Them
Wednesday, April 2 by

No way!

Martin Blank reading with a pistol.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Grosse Pointe Blank’
Tuesday, April 1 by

The movie and soundtrack have something to offer, provided you can get past the painful triple-pun title.

Screen Shot 2014-03-31 at 3.47.01 PM
Pharrell, Sadly And Predictably, Will Join ‘The Voice’ Next Season
Monday, March 31 by

Can’t they just clone Cee-Lo?

Captain America kneeling on a car
Why Yes, The ‘Captain America’ Sequel Did Make A Lot Of Money Overseas
Monday, March 31 by

Happy to see people in Hollywood making money!

The University of Iowa Campus looking west from Old Capitol and the Pentacrest.
University Of Iowa Doesn’t Want HBO’s ‘Girls’ Filming On Campus
Monday, March 31 by

I envision her at University of Texas – El Paso.

Bradley Cooper, looking slightly more handsome than normal.
Everything You’ve Heard About An Upcoming Indiana Jones Is A Filthy Lie
Saturday, March 29 by

Harrison Ford has seven installments left in him. Easy.

Like a giant bumblebee with a stinger full of Texas sexy.
Magic Mike Is Getting A Sequel And A New Director
Friday, March 28 by

When you click on this link, Ginuwine’s “Pony” is supposed to start playing. Did it work?

Adam Sandler, Kiefer Sutherland, and Kevin James hanging out.
Adam Sandler And Kevin James To Star In Film About Iconic Video Game Characters Attacking Earth
Friday, March 28 by

They’re dragging Peter Dinklage into it, too.

"Ok everyone. Settle down. I can explain."
Colbert Report Joke Leads To Sincere #CancelColbert Campaign
Friday, March 28 by

He made a joke. It wasn’t very funny, and it was very tasteless out of context, and only slightly less so in context.

Ice Cube smiling
‘Barbershop 3′ To Answer The Myriad Questions Raised At The End Of ‘Barbershop 2′
Thursday, March 27 by

Questions like, “Was Ray-Ray happy with his fade?”

Morgan Spurlock Super Size Me
Showtime Will Get ‘Seven Deadly Sins’ From Showtime
Thursday, March 27 by

In this day and age, I would think we could come up with a few more sins.

Proud to be an American today.
E! Announces Several Reality Shows That Defy Comprehension And Taste
Wednesday, March 26 by

Do you know how many people had to all agree that these shows were a good idea before sending them to air?

Cable guy sleeping on the couch.
Just As We All Suspected, Time Warner Cable Is Closing In On The Worst Company In America
Wednesday, March 26 by

EA lost their title of two years in a row.

And...I'm done drinking water.
Mark Wahlberg Has Said Some Unintentionally Funny Things About The New ‘Transformers’
Tuesday, March 25 by

He’s the one talkin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you!

Drive soundtrack
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Drive’
Tuesday, March 25 by

It’s the satin jacket of soundtracks.

Paul Walker on a blue car
‘Fast And Furious 7′ Execs Think Fans Will ‘Feel Satisfied’ With A CGI Paul Walker
Monday, March 24 by

As much as anyone will “feel satisfied” about a likable person’s death.

Bizarre Series Welcome.
USA Picks Up Two Medical Pilots, One Called ‘Rush’ About A Guy Named Dr. Rush
Monday, March 24 by

Gee, that sounds similar to ‘House’. Is he gruff?

Cheech and Chong 2014
There May Be A New Cheech And Chong Film In The Works
Monday, March 24 by

Let’s turn on a younger generation to lazy stoner humor!

M. Night, sitting in a chair
M. Night Shyamalan Is Filming A Secret Movie…But There’s A Twist
Monday, March 24 by

Ok. There’s no twist…yet. (Ellipses!)

Twenty years later...
‘Dumb and Dumber To’ Tosses Out Some Promo Posters That Take Us Back To 1994
Friday, March 21 by

I wonder if they still fit.

Sarah Michelle Gellar with a grey girl
Sam Raimi To Reboot ‘The Grudge’ After His ‘Evil Dead’ Reboot. Rebootrebootreboot.
Friday, March 21 by

Ugh. Grudges are so last decade.

Christian Bale When He Was Younger
Christian Bale Considering Playing Steve Jobs In David Fincher’s Take On The Biopic
Friday, March 21 by

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN IMPROVE ON ASHTON’S WORK, CHRISTIAN?

Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars.
FX Has Received Our Letters And Will Now Give Us A Show Starring Billy Crystal
Thursday, March 20 by

He’ll play an out-of-touch comedian. What an actor.

Star Wars on a black background
J.J. Abrams ‘Star Wars’ Will Take Place 30 Years After ‘Jedi’, Long After The Ewoks Die
Thursday, March 20 by

I bet 30 years later, Jabba the Hut is really paying the price for his obesity and sedentary lifestyle. If he had feet, he would have lost them to diabetes.

Justin Lin, Vin "Cupcake" Diesel
Justin Lin Signs Up For ‘Times Square’ Even Though That Place Is For Tourists
Wednesday, March 19 by

A film about a neighborhood home to a Guy Fieri restaurant AND the flagship Sbarro can have my money any day.

Tilda Swinton looks like she's from the future.
Judd Apatow’s ‘Trainwreck’ Eying Tilda Swinton, Other Curious Actors
Wednesday, March 19 by

Tilda Swinton and wrestler John Cena might be in the same movie together…FINALLY.