I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.
This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.
I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?
That makes two of us.
Music for day care centers
Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
HOW DID JOHNNY DEPP NOT GET THE CALL?
Crabcakes, football, and fanboy bullsh*t. That’s what Maryland does.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
Now let’s all jump on Vince Vaughn’s head until we turn him into a flat circle.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.
I guess all press is good press.
I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.