If they were actually smart, they'd cheat using their cell phones.
NBC To Bring Us A Pub Quiz-Themed Sitcom, Because Booze And Friends Are Overrated
Tuesday, September 9 by

It’s like ‘Jeopardy for drunks. And it’s a fictional sitcom. So it’s really not like ‘Jeopardy’ at all, I guess.

This is the TIVO that John Connor uses in the future.
This $5,000 Tivo Can Hold 3 Years Of DVR Content, Which Probably Won’t Help Your Social Life
Tuesday, September 9 by

3 years of DVR actually only equates to 18 days of ‘Law & Order’ reruns.

Maybe move to a new street?
If You Thought Sony Was Joking About The Whole ’23 Jump Street’ Thing, You Were Wrong
Tuesday, September 9 by

The only limit to the sequels is how high the movie execs can count.

David Fincher is much edgier than he looks.
HBO Thinks We Might Be Interested In A 1950’s Crime Show From David Fincher And James Ellroy. HBO Is Right.
Tuesday, September 9 by

I’m pretty sure these guys have the “gritty crime”-thing down.

Like these actors? Tough. They won't be in the show.
A Minority Report Sequel Will Find Its To TV As A Series On Fox, As The Precogs Foretold
Tuesday, September 9 by

That bald guy playing dead in the water totally saw this coming.

His beard fell off!
Bill Murray Has Offered Up His Suggestions For The Female Cast Of ‘Ghostbusters III’
Tuesday, September 9 by

Annie Potts didn’t make the cut this time.

He's manlier than LeBlanc, Schwimmer, and Perry combined anyway.
The Women Of ‘Friends’ (Kudrow, Cox, and Aniston) Reunited On ‘Kimmel’, And Jimmy Played Ross
Friday, August 29 by

He’ll be there for you.

Hey, Ralph.
This Infographic Tells Us The Theme Of Every Simpsons Episode
Friday, August 29 by

Turns out there are several episodes revolving around Homer, the patriarch.

One of the great duets of our time.
Rivers Cuomo, Lead Singer Of Weezer, Sold A Comedy Pilot To Fox
Friday, August 29 by

I bet in the ideal world, the protagonist stopped at ‘Pinkerton’.

He looks how we feel about this news.
FXX Will Now Be Giving Us Simpsons Mini-Marathons Almost Every Night…Forever
Friday, August 29 by

There is very little time left for human interaction.

Ladies and gentlemen: Chip Baskets.
Oh Lord: Zach Galifianakis And Louis C.K. Are Bringing Us A Clown Comedy Show To F.X.
Thursday, August 28 by

It will be called ‘Baskets’ after the main character ‘Chip Baskets’.

Gunther will be involved, right? He has to be involved!
Warners Bros. To Celebrate 20th Anniversary Of ‘Friends’ With Pop-Up Central Perk In NYC
Thursday, August 28 by

Finally, a place to buy coffee in New York!

Evidence that the dangers of the show are very real.
A Cameraman For ‘Cops’ Was Shot And Killed While Filming A Robbery Standoff For The Show
Wednesday, August 27 by

Also, ‘Cops’ is still on the air.

If only they knew how popular ramen would become 30+ years later.
Ridley Scott Says ‘Blade Runner 2′ Will Be Coming Soon, Starring Harrison Ford
Wednesday, August 27 by

‘Blade Runner 2: Still Runnin’, Still Bladin”

Stop believin'.
Recent Interview With ‘Sopranos’ Creator David Chase Indicates Tony Soprano Isn’t Dead
Wednesday, August 27 by

Why is it dubious? Please, read on.

It's about as creepy as this still makes it look.
Netflix Renews ‘Bojack Horseman’ For A Second Season Five Days After Its Premiere
Wednesday, August 27 by

My theory is that people love seeing cartoon horses having sex with beautiful women.

(I think the one in the front is supposed to be the "slacker.")
Do You Want To Watch A Sitcom About People Who Give Up Their Cellphones? FOX Thinks You Do.
Wednesday, August 27 by

Don’t worry, it’s from the creator of ‘Dads’ starring Seth Green and

The Olsen twins look like elderly men in this photo!
It Sounds Like ‘Full House’ Is Coming Back With Everyone Except The Olsen’s And Uncle Jesse’s Wife
Tuesday, August 26 by

They sold their San Francisco townhouse for $96 million.

Playing hard to get, I see...
It’s Looking Like NFL Sunday Ticket Will Only Be On DirecTV Until 2021 0r 2022
Tuesday, August 26 by

Concussions will have ruined football by then anyway.

Smile, Donald. You're gonna be on the Disney Channel!
Donald Glover To Voice Spider-Man In A Disney XD Cartoon
Tuesday, August 26 by

It’s not the “Spider-Man in a feature” news that many of you wanted, but it’s something.

He's thinking about how inessential this reboot is.
The ‘Vacation’ Reboot Starring Ed Helms Will Also Feature Christina Applegate, Charlie Day, And Chris Hemsworth
Tuesday, August 26 by

I hope everything goes smoothly in this one.

If it doesn't feature Richard Pryor, than what's the point?
Comic Book With The First Appearance Of Superman Sells For…$3.2 Million
Monday, August 25 by

Considering it’s 2014, the plot and pacing of Action Comics #1 might not thrill you, but it’s got significance in an entirely different way. It features the first appearance of…

What a fun and practical font!
This Labor Day, Animal Planet Will Be Airing Live Animal Births Because ‘Labor’ Day, Get It?
Monday, August 25 by

This is completely disgusting, and a weird thing to do all in the name of a silly pun.

Oh, shush yourself, lady.
HBO And Martin Scorsese To Team Up Once Again For ‘Shutter Island’ Series
Monday, August 25 by

I don’t think it’s gonna be a comedy…

I could go back to this.
The Showrunner For ‘The Simpsons’ Has An Idea For How He’d Like To End The Show
Monday, August 25 by

…by starting it back over.

Keep walkin' folks. And don't ever come back.
NBC, In A Moment Of Wisdom, Cancels Its Gritty ‘Wizard Of Oz’ Series, ‘Emerald City’
Monday, August 25 by

Thank God.

You sure you wanna piss these guys off?
Everyone On ‘Mythbusters’ Who Isn’t Jamie Or Adam Is Leaving The Show
Friday, August 22 by

Leaving or kicked off. It’s still not clear.

Hey Aaron! Right back at ya!
Aaron Paul To Lead LA-Based ‘Breaking Bad’ Fans On A Scavenger Hunt Monday Before The Emmys
Thursday, August 21 by

Finally, LA garners the attention of the entertainment industry!

I hope people are driving nails through his hands just out of frame.
Oh No: Ken Jeong To Try To Kill David Hasselhoff In A Celebrity Death Pool Comedy
Thursday, August 21 by

If you think that headline is obnoxious, just imagine what the film will be like.

Hello, Karl.
The @dadboner Twitter Feed And Book Are Getting Spun Into A Comedy Central Cartoon
Thursday, August 21 by

Margs, Camaros, and Bob Seger.