That gives you three years from now to not give a damn.
A little something for everyone.
Cooking shows are the new pageants.
They also offer up a litany of fake guest stars, so take a look.
Everyone can breathe now.
Don’t get too excited. It’s being produced by Bam Margera. But still, anything with Mastadon gets my attention.
This should cure those post-Labor Day blues.
Yes, yes, it’s all very meta.
It’s pretty dark for a comedy.
No, Robert. NO! Efron is poison!
Democracy’s a sick joke.
Let them eat in peace. Just kidding. They’re celebrities. Get ‘em!!!
April 12th is hereby declared Television Christmas.
I love this show and had no idea it has been on for five seasons. That can’t be right.
There will be comedians on the show to make learning cool!
Can he charm us with drama, too?
Ladies Love Cool Game Show Hosts on Spike TV.
Consider the matter resolved. Good work, guys.
Can he at least tell us if it’s going to be better than the last season?
They’ll be getting some help from Annapurna and Meghan Ellison.
Which is sort of like being a really tall midget.
(If you have a Phillips smartphone-controlled lighting system for your house.)
The severed heads will appear larger-than-life.
Revise the network’s romper budgets accordingly.
If you stopped reading at “Nick Jonas” because you fainted…we understand.
What can we do to make this happen?
Finally, SOME CLOSURE!
I could see this becoming a pretty big project.
It actually sounds pretty great.