They're talking about tinted glasses, I bet.
U2 Sets A Residency For ‘Tonight Show’ Because All The Cool Bands Have Residencies
Wednesday, November 5 by

Real original, U2.

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Get Ready For A Football Comedy From…Laura Dern And Judd Apatow?
Wednesday, November 5 by

I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.

Whoa. Lookin' good.
Jeff Daniels And 50% Of The Farrelly Brothers Are Down For ‘Dumb And Dumber 3′
Wednesday, November 5 by

Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.

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Christopher Nolan Decided Not To Give ‘Man Of Steel’ A Post-Credit Teaser Scene
Tuesday, November 4 by

I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.

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‘Zombieland’ Director To Tell The True Story Of An 87-Year Old Drug Mule
Tuesday, November 4 by

That’s one slow mule.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch
Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined
Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel
Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Christopher Nolan Hasn’t Ruled Out A Return To Superhero Films
Friday, October 31 by

He likes easy money. So sue him.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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Rob Zombie Will Be Crowdsourcing His Next Horror Film, ’31’
Friday, October 31 by

I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.

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‘Hello Ladies’ Will Return From Its HBO Grave For A Movie Finale
Friday, October 31 by

An announcement as awkward as the show.

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The Steve Jobs Biopic: What We Know So Far
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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Hulu To Bring Us The Jason Reitman Series ‘Casual’
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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We’ve Got Some Hodor And Bran ‘Game Of Thrones’ News, And A Picture Of Hodor In A Christmas Sweater
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.

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Michael Bay To Inject His Subtle Directorial Style To Bengzahi Film ’13 Hours’
Thursday, October 30 by

For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.

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You Have Until November 1st To Watch The Following Movies On Netflix
Wednesday, October 29 by

(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”

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Movie Theaters, Just Like Reasonable Human Beings, Have Adopted A ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy On Smart Glasses
Wednesday, October 29 by

TL; DR version: Don’t buy or use Google Glass, regardless of geographic locale.

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Colbert And Stewart To Return With More Election Night Coverage
Wednesday, October 29 by

I hope they satirize the goings-on!

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Metallica Granted One-Week Residency With Craig Ferguson Because…Whatever, He’s Done Soon
Wednesday, October 29 by

Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!

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‘Avengers 3′ Will Be Split Into 2 Films In 2018 And 2019
Tuesday, October 28 by

They’ll probably split it up into 16 films by the time the first one hits theaters.

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Here’s Your Guide To Marvel Movie Releases For The Next Five Years
Tuesday, October 28 by

I know, I know. It’s only for five years. We’re still woefully ignorant of what our children’s children will watch, Marvel-wise.

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‘Captain America 3′ Has A Ridiculous New Title…Guess What It Is?
Tuesday, October 28 by

What’s wrong with ‘Captain America 3’?

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Pitbull To Develop Two Reality Programs For Us. Yay!
Tuesday, October 28 by

I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.

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Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard, Lost 20 Pounds, And Now Looks Like A Different Person
Tuesday, October 28 by

Ok, he’s still got those big Silent Bob eyes.

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Taylor Kitsch Announces He’s Joining The Cast Of ‘True Detective’, Thus Fulfilling The Prophecy
Monday, October 27 by

Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.

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Neil Patrick Harris Will Host A Weekly Variety Show On NBC
Monday, October 27 by

It’s what he was born to do.

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NBC.com Offering Free Stencils To Make Your Own ‘SNL’-Themed Jack O’ Lanterns
Monday, October 27 by

Because you love Stefon and want his likeness on a gourd.

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