So sad.
‘Wilfred’ Gets One More Season On FXX. Then, As With All Dogs, It Goes To Heaven.
Thursday, October 3 by

Wilfred, the super-high-concept show about a man who has a talking dog, who’s actually a surly guy in a dog suit, is being put down after its fourth and final…

Lizzie appears to be the only one surprised by this news.
Lizzie Caplan Might Reunite With Seth Rogen And James Franco For ‘The Interview’
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Apatow 9000 moviemaking program has spit out this random combination of actors for a film.

Forest takes his Oscar everywhere.
Forest Whitaker To Play Colin Powell This Time
Wednesday, October 2 by

The Colinator.

Goodbye to a badass.
R.I.P. Tom Clancy, Creator Of Jack Ryan
Wednesday, October 2 by

Everyone wear a hat and aviators in honor of this great writer.

Hopefully the film will have more likable characters.
Art Imitates Life Imitating Art As The Gumball 3000 Car Race Gets Its Own Film
Wednesday, October 2 by

“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”

Whimsical.
Kevin James Developing A Sitcom That Will Probably Run For 100 Episodes
Wednesday, October 2 by

I’m not saying that to be hyperbolic. It is contractually set up to run for 100 episodes.

What a vicious sociopath.
Michael Rapaport To Play A Bad Guy On ‘Justified’ This Season
Tuesday, October 1 by

He will wield an annoying accent.

Willie kidnaps Homer, then forces him to dig his own grave before executing him. Maybe.
‘The Simpsons’ Will Kill Off Another Regular Character
Tuesday, October 1 by

They kill everyone during most of the “Treehouse of Horror” episodes. What’s the big deal?

Yes. More of this.
Rob Riggle Might Get A TV Show In The Form Of A ‘Modern Family’ Spinoff
Monday, September 30 by

This might just be a gimmick to sell earplugs.

Trouble in paradise.
‘Homeland’ Viewership Shot Up 26% Over Season 2 Premiere, ‘Breaking Bad’ Be Damned
Monday, September 30 by

It’s all in the interest of national security.

That should clear up which one's which.
IFC Picks Up ‘American Storage’ And Garfunkel & Oates Series
Monday, September 30 by

It’s the anti-CBS

He screams "salesman."
Martin Freeman To Star In The ‘Fargo’ TV Series
Friday, September 27 by

He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.

Wait until this little trooper gets his hands on an Xbox!
For Those Unaware, China Had A 13-Year Ban On Video Game Consoles, And Is Lifting It
Friday, September 27 by

Even oppressive regimes can’t resist the siren call of GTA V.

Look how excited they are!
‘Bob’s Burgers’ Avoids Cancellation On Its Way To Becoming The ‘Gray’s Anatomy’ Of Animated Shows
Friday, September 27 by

It could survive a holocaust.

NUCKY.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ Gets A Fifth Season
Thursday, September 26 by

It has to run for 2,300 years to amortize the cost of the sets.

He's better than all of us combined.
Vince Gilligan’s Next Project Will Be Much More Familiar
Thursday, September 26 by

He should just kill everyone in the first episode, then have the show just follow a little girl in an orphanage.

Russell looks more furious than fast when he's shot from behind.
Kurt Russell Cast In Next ‘Fast And Furious’ Film, But Probably Not As Stuntman Mike
Thursday, September 26 by

Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”

I bet that walrus mustache tickles like hell.
Kevin Smith Comes Out Of Retirement For An Excellent Reason: To Make A Movie About A Man Who Becomes A Walrus
Thursday, September 26 by

The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.

The only thing that can truly defeat zombies is single file lines.
Guy Who Wrote ‘MIB III’ Now Directing ‘Boy Scouts Vs. Zombies’
Wednesday, September 25 by

I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.

I think I see David Faustino.
There Are Now Two Reality Shows In Development That Shoot Celebrities Into Space
Wednesday, September 25 by

This is a good start.

This could get ugly.
If ‘Grand Theft Auto: Breaking Bad’ Existed
Tuesday, September 24 by

The two greatest things in the world, smashed together.

Really bad press for Oceanic Airlines.
Leaked ABC Doc Shows That ‘Lost’ Sure Did Change A Lot During Development
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.

Give us back those wings, you demon.
‘Dexter’ Lets The Door Hit His Morally Ambiguous Ass On The Way Out
Tuesday, September 24 by

It would have been better if it was just all a dream.

In a clever bit of marketing, the bottle doubles as a butt plug.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Author To Now Offend Our Sense Of Taste Using Wine Instead Of Words
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.

Nice earrings, Sally.
Colin Farrell To Star In ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie, Immediately Loses 28% Of His Sex Appeal
Monday, September 23 by

I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.

People who love to clap will love this news.
Chinese Businessman To Create Gigantic Orlando/Hollywood Hybrid That Will Undoubtedly Be Tasteful
Monday, September 23 by

Because China was keeping things too classy.

The whole show is going to be like this image.
Ken Jeong Is Getting His Own Show On NBC, America Suddenly Gets Piercing Headache
Monday, September 23 by

They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.

GIMME.
You Can Buy Hector Salamanca’s Bell (And Other Stuff) From ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, September 20 by

“Ding.”

Son of Robocop.
7 Best Superhero Suits From Film and Television
Friday, September 20 by

Dress for success…

The only known surviving photograph of the Egyptian king.
Spike TV Is Going To Give Us A King Tut Drama
Friday, September 20 by

Spike knows drama.