It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

I’d let these guys crawl up my toilet any day. It’s not just gators that do that, folks.

I wish I was alive to audit a college course on Black cinema when they reach “The Tyler Perry era,” and the professor just sighs.

In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.

Man, this guy is the worst.

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

Also, they drink donkey semen.

Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.

“Laces out,” and so on…

If you don’t know who ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt is, you can just get out right now. LEAVE!!!

With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

‘Chuck’ fans probably won’t like this very much.

He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.

The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.

This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”

What America wants to know is: Does she have any left?

His parents are gonna be pisssssssssssed!

I like this idea. I might not watch it, but I like it.

A movie set turns deadly as I visit my good friend Dabney Coleman.

Wardrobe by Urban Outfitters.

When God shuts a Demi Moore, he opens a Chloe Sevigny.

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

That’s why you never improve property you don’t own. A cold lesson here, folks.

That glow that you get after sex? I guess you can get that from cosmetics, too.

Let’s go ahead and judge these films the best way we know how – on appearances.

Ironically enough, the Sam Rockwell film ‘Choke’ doesn’t make the list.

‘Variety’ did its job, but at what price. AT WHAT PRICE, VARIETY????

And probably not a first one, either.

Yup, there are only six.