Russell looks more furious than fast when he's shot from behind.
Kurt Russell Cast In Next ‘Fast And Furious’ Film, But Probably Not As Stuntman Mike
Thursday, September 26 by

Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”

I bet that walrus mustache tickles like hell.
Kevin Smith Comes Out Of Retirement For An Excellent Reason: To Make A Movie About A Man Who Becomes A Walrus
Thursday, September 26 by

The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.

The only thing that can truly defeat zombies is single file lines.
Guy Who Wrote ‘MIB III’ Now Directing ‘Boy Scouts Vs. Zombies’
Wednesday, September 25 by

I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.

I think I see David Faustino.
There Are Now Two Reality Shows In Development That Shoot Celebrities Into Space
Wednesday, September 25 by

This is a good start.

This could get ugly.
If ‘Grand Theft Auto: Breaking Bad’ Existed
Tuesday, September 24 by

The two greatest things in the world, smashed together.

Really bad press for Oceanic Airlines.
Leaked ABC Doc Shows That ‘Lost’ Sure Did Change A Lot During Development
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’m surprised they didn’t say it would also include Monday Night Football highlights.

Give us back those wings, you demon.
‘Dexter’ Lets The Door Hit His Morally Ambiguous Ass On The Way Out
Tuesday, September 24 by

It would have been better if it was just all a dream.

In a clever bit of marketing, the bottle doubles as a butt plug.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Author To Now Offend Our Sense Of Taste Using Wine Instead Of Words
Tuesday, September 24 by

I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.

Nice earrings, Sally.
Colin Farrell To Star In ‘World Of Warcraft’ Movie, Immediately Loses 28% Of His Sex Appeal
Monday, September 23 by

I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.

People who love to clap will love this news.
Chinese Businessman To Create Gigantic Orlando/Hollywood Hybrid That Will Undoubtedly Be Tasteful
Monday, September 23 by

Because China was keeping things too classy.

The whole show is going to be like this image.
Ken Jeong Is Getting His Own Show On NBC, America Suddenly Gets Piercing Headache
Monday, September 23 by

They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.

GIMME.
You Can Buy Hector Salamanca’s Bell (And Other Stuff) From ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, September 20 by

“Ding.”

Son of Robocop.
7 Best Superhero Suits From Film and Television
Friday, September 20 by

Dress for success…

The only known surviving photograph of the Egyptian king.
Spike TV Is Going To Give Us A King Tut Drama
Friday, September 20 by

Spike knows drama.

They won't even give us an episode that resolves the uneaten cake issue.
E! Takes Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show, Shoots It In The Head, Buries It In Shallow Grave
Thursday, September 19 by

For the purposes of this metaphor, reality shows have heads.

Grand Theft Fixed-Gear Bicycle
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Will Probably Make More Money Than Any Film Ever Has
Thursday, September 19 by

$800 million in a day might eclipse ‘The Avengers’ opening weekend.

What a terrific photo.
Bryan Cranston Will Play Another Character Facing Prison Time In Dalton Trumbo Biopic
Thursday, September 19 by

If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.

Maybe a treadmill next time?
Someone Determined That Rocky Ran 30 Miles During The Montage In ‘Rocky II’
Thursday, September 19 by

And that’s why he’s the champ.

Bogdan's been quiet these past two seasons. A little TOO quiet.
‘Breaking Bad’s Final Two Episodes Will Each Be 15 Minutes Longer For 25% More Devastation
Thursday, September 19 by

I simply don’t think those extra minutes will be used for reconciliation or healing.

Ok, I'll go.
Jackie Chan Is Building A Jackie Chan-Themed Amusement Park, According To…Jackie Chan
Wednesday, September 18 by

Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.

A still from every show mentioned in this article.
Hulu And BBC Reach A Deal To Carry All Those Shows Your Friends Won’t Shut Up About
Wednesday, September 18 by

‘Sherlock’, ‘Doctor Who’, ‘Torchwood’, et al.

Jennifer! Take your handbag off the ground! Use the hooks the bar provides.
PG-Rated Male Strippers Will Abound On Jennifer Garner’s New Fox Show
Wednesday, September 18 by

It’s like ‘Weeds’, but on a network. Ugh?

Goddamnit.
From The Heavens Comes To Us…A LEGO Documentary
Tuesday, September 17 by

It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.

If DiCaprio passes, they'll go with their second choice, a half-melted beige candle.
Leo DiCaprio Might Play Fanboy Fave Woodrow Wilson In A Biopic
Tuesday, September 17 by

If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!

I'm going to judge this book by its cover. Thumbs up.
Damon Lindelof’s Show ‘The Leftovers’ Gets Picked Up By HBO
Monday, September 16 by

Do Sundays in HBO-Land last for 30 hours or something? Cause they sure seem to be ordering a lot of shows.

Still not as scary as that weekend he spent with Hannah Horvath.
The ‘Insidious’ Sequel Is Profitable, So There Will Be Another One
Monday, September 16 by

As far back as the Medici family, art and commerce have been inexorably linked.

His large head makes most hats look like yarmulkes.
Tyler Perry Has Learned 44 Things In His Life, And He Shared Them All For His 44th Birthday
Monday, September 16 by

Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…

I bet they let fly about 78 f-bombs per telecast.
Terry Bradshaw Let An F-Bomb Slip Yesterday During ‘Fox Football Daily’
Monday, September 16 by

I wish he would have dropped a funnier bad word. Like “cock goblin.”

Maybe one of these zombies will be the star of the spinoff!
‘Better Call Saul’ Inspires AMC To Spinoff A ‘Walking Dead’ Series
Monday, September 16 by

Little else is known, except there will be zombies.

Something tells me he'll be able to sell "tired and weary."
Affleck’s Batman Will Be Tired, Weary, And Seasoned, Much Like The Summer Audiences That Will Flock To See Him
Friday, September 13 by

He’s just so over the whole Dark Knight thing.