"Would you like to go out for kombucha sometime?"
BREAKING: ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Sold A Lot Of Tickets Last Night
Friday, November 22 by

What other mind-blowing information are we going to get hit with this weekend?

The neighbors hate these fights, because the makeup sex is always SO loud.
We Have Some Ideas What The Batman Vs. Superman Movie Will REALLY Be Called
Friday, November 22 by

Why are they even fighting? They’re both good guys.

I'm buying what you're selling, Simon.
‘Mission: Impossible’ To Return With Simon Pegg In Tow
Thursday, November 21 by

This mission just got a lot more impossibler.

A screen cap of Sandler costarring with a shoe.
‘The Cobbler’ Gives Us Hoffman, Buscemi, and…Sandler *Tuba Sounds*
Thursday, November 21 by

I wish it was about a sentient dessert.

I don't see what the big deal is either, Rob.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Loses His Reality Show, Still Not Hurting For Press Coverage
Wednesday, November 20 by

I always get him confused with Ryan Lochte.

Maybe the sociopath is the guy in the knockoff Versace shirt?
Frank Darabont Thinks He Was Fired From ‘The Walking Dead’ By ‘Sociopaths’
Wednesday, November 20 by

We all have sociopath bosses, except for me. My editor is a saint.

In the prequel, the scientists could do more than just nibble Sheriff Rick's ear.
‘The Walking Dead’ Spinoff May Tackle The Early Zombie Outbreak
Tuesday, November 19 by

Well, it’s not like it was going to tackle life after the zombie outbreak.

I hope he has a different costume for this film.
Javier Bardem To Play A Non-Captain Hook Pirate In ‘Peter Pan’ Prequel
Tuesday, November 19 by

WHERE’S MENTION OF RUFIO?

Baldwin, during happier times.
Alec Baldwin Totally Baldwins Up His Talk Show, Gets Suspended For Two Weeks
Monday, November 18 by

I thought he would at least wait until after it airs.

Concerned detective will return.
‘The Killing’ Cannot Be Killed, Season 4 Will Run On Netflix
Monday, November 18 by

It will only be six episodes. Then it’s really over.

That doesn't look like a happy smile.
Seth Rogen And AMC To Adapt Graphic Novel ‘Preacher’?
Monday, November 18 by

A little more for the graphic novel crowd!

I've caught 'Catching Fire' fever. Please call my doctor.
The 7 Greatest Dystopian Sequels Of All Time
Friday, November 15 by

The future’s not alway coming up roses.

They'll be joining us for Valentine's Day.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Release Pushed Back…Hard
Thursday, November 14 by

They can keep delaying, but at some point, it’s going to come.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddge.
Judd Apatow To Bring Key And Peele Into His Little World
Thursday, November 14 by

..by giving them a movie.

She's not mad at NBC, just very, very disappointed.
BREAKING: Angela Lansbury Not Supportive Of ‘Murder, She Wrote’ Reboot!!!!!
Monday, November 11 by

Body count from the scandal so far: 0

I call this photograph "The Funk."
Ron Burgundy And Daft Punk Rode A Tandem Bike In Amsterdam
Monday, November 11 by

I’ve never felt more left out in my life.

Now imagine this joke recurring for like three seasons.
Seth MacFarlane To Delicately Handles Race Relations In A New Cartoon
Monday, November 11 by

Excuse me…”Animated Series”

Bring a helmet.
What Would A ‘Hunger Games’ Theme Park Attraction Be Like?
Friday, November 8 by

It’s Peeta throwing dirty bread to the audience for 20 minutes.

Give 'em hell, Kristen. And act normal(er).
ABC Thinks Kristen Schaal Is Leading-Lady Material
Friday, November 8 by

I’m hopeful, but not sold.

"Go see a Star War."
‘Star Wars Episode VII’ Gets A Release Date
Thursday, November 7 by

And that date is…

He's sheriff material, all right.
‘From Dusk Til Dawn’ TV Show Will Star Don Johnson. Wait. What?
Thursday, November 7 by

BUT WILL HE HAVE A CROTCH PISTOL?

He seems to be really into it.
Steve Carell Returning To TV To Write A Cop Comedy For TBS
Thursday, November 7 by

It will be the one cop show that isn’t “gritty.”

Jon Favreau In Talks To Direct Disney’s ‘The Jungle Book’
Wednesday, November 6 by

Fans of Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book (either the book or the animated film) might have mixed feelings about Jon Favreau stepping in to the feature adaptation of the novel,…

Everyone should see 'Roots'.
History Channel Is Remaking ‘Roots’ For A New Generation Of High School Students
Tuesday, November 5 by

i’m going to go ahead and guess Paul Giamatti will be in this somewhere.

How long would audiences put up with this?
‘Texts From Bennett’ Will Become A Show On FX
Tuesday, November 5 by

I hope the show is more than texts posted onscreen, but I’m careful to give networks too much credit.

I feel ya, dude.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ To Test Audience’s Patience With A Rhyming Episode
Tuesday, November 5 by

Of course it’s going to take almost a decade to meet someone when you pull this bullshit.

THEY WILL REMAIN UNDEREMPLOYED!
‘Full House’ To Return To TV With Original Characters? NO
Monday, November 4 by

(sigh)…Probably.

To his credit, he DOES look like an alien inhabiting a hum body already.
‘Attack The Block’ Director Might Take On Next ‘Star Trek’ Film
Monday, November 4 by

Thanks to that TURNCOAT, J.J. Abrams. Kidding. Everyone would have done the same thing.

You've still got my heart, 'Simpsons'.
‘The Simpsons’ Chalkboard Tribute to Marcia Wallace Might Make You Cry
Monday, November 4 by

She taught Bart for over two decades. That’s dedication.

A picture of either Lenny Kravitz or Christopher Walken.
Polar Opposites Christopher Walken And Lenny Kravitz To Co-Star In A Movie
Friday, November 1 by

Oh, Kravitz is playing Walken’s son.