Here's a sex toy party.
HBO Bringing Back ‘Real Sex’, Possibly For Teenagers Without The Internet
Thursday, December 5 by

This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.

Get out of here, Dwyane Wade, you're not relevant to this article!
Kevin Hart To Play LeBron James’ Brother In Basketball Comedy ‘Ballers’
Thursday, December 5 by

One’s large and one’s small! This is comedy at its finest!

He must tell his tale.
Eli Roth To Develop A Series About Young Jesus That Probably Won’t Be Called ‘Young Jesus’
Wednesday, December 4 by

‘Jesus Jr.’?

You!
More Details On ‘Better Call Saul’ Emerge
Tuesday, December 3 by

It’s about a guy named Saul, and he warrants phone calls. More to follow…

He's so self-indulgent.
‘Star Wars VII’ Posts Darth Vader Selfie As First Instagram Post
Tuesday, December 3 by

WHERE’S JAR JAR?

I don't think they'll be available.
Weinsteins To Get Rolling On TV Shows For ‘Silver Linings’, ‘Sin City’, And ‘The Mist’
Tuesday, December 3 by

No original content here, folks.

Kinda swarthy, even for a wolf-man.
NBC Wants To Add A Wolfman Show To Its Repertoire
Tuesday, December 3 by

It will be called ‘Wolfman’.

Hey, 'Avengers'...right here, buddy.
It Looks Like ‘Catching Fire’ Is Going To Make A Billion Dollars Or So
Monday, December 2 by

Seriously. A billion.

Someone needs to flatten that baby's head.
‘Family Guy’ Killed Off Brian, The Dog, On Sunday, But They Probably Actually Didn’t
Tuesday, November 26 by

He never finished that novel, did he?

As you wish.
Cary Elwes To Bless The World With A ‘Princess Bride’ Memoir
Tuesday, November 26 by

Now we’ll find out if Andre the Giant was REALLY “a pleasure to work with!”

Tea Leoni wants her look back, Diablo. If that's even your real name!
Oprah and Diablo Cody Making A TV Show That Their Fans Will Like And Everyone Else Will Probably Hate
Monday, November 25 by

Remember when we went to TV to escape to a happier place?

Charitable, my ass.
The Kid Who Plays Joffrey On ‘Game of Thrones’ Quitting Acting After The Show Ends
Monday, November 25 by

You’re not fooling anyone, Joffrey.

"Would you like to go out for kombucha sometime?"
BREAKING: ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Sold A Lot Of Tickets Last Night
Friday, November 22 by

What other mind-blowing information are we going to get hit with this weekend?

The neighbors hate these fights, because the makeup sex is always SO loud.
We Have Some Ideas What The Batman Vs. Superman Movie Will REALLY Be Called
Friday, November 22 by

Why are they even fighting? They’re both good guys.

I'm buying what you're selling, Simon.
‘Mission: Impossible’ To Return With Simon Pegg In Tow
Thursday, November 21 by

This mission just got a lot more impossibler.

A screen cap of Sandler costarring with a shoe.
‘The Cobbler’ Gives Us Hoffman, Buscemi, and…Sandler *Tuba Sounds*
Thursday, November 21 by

I wish it was about a sentient dessert.

I don't see what the big deal is either, Rob.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Loses His Reality Show, Still Not Hurting For Press Coverage
Wednesday, November 20 by

I always get him confused with Ryan Lochte.

Maybe the sociopath is the guy in the knockoff Versace shirt?
Frank Darabont Thinks He Was Fired From ‘The Walking Dead’ By ‘Sociopaths’
Wednesday, November 20 by

We all have sociopath bosses, except for me. My editor is a saint.

In the prequel, the scientists could do more than just nibble Sheriff Rick's ear.
‘The Walking Dead’ Spinoff May Tackle The Early Zombie Outbreak
Tuesday, November 19 by

Well, it’s not like it was going to tackle life after the zombie outbreak.

I hope he has a different costume for this film.
Javier Bardem To Play A Non-Captain Hook Pirate In ‘Peter Pan’ Prequel
Tuesday, November 19 by

WHERE’S MENTION OF RUFIO?

Baldwin, during happier times.
Alec Baldwin Totally Baldwins Up His Talk Show, Gets Suspended For Two Weeks
Monday, November 18 by

I thought he would at least wait until after it airs.

Concerned detective will return.
‘The Killing’ Cannot Be Killed, Season 4 Will Run On Netflix
Monday, November 18 by

It will only be six episodes. Then it’s really over.

That doesn't look like a happy smile.
Seth Rogen And AMC To Adapt Graphic Novel ‘Preacher’?
Monday, November 18 by

A little more for the graphic novel crowd!

I've caught 'Catching Fire' fever. Please call my doctor.
The 7 Greatest Dystopian Sequels Of All Time
Friday, November 15 by

The future’s not alway coming up roses.

They'll be joining us for Valentine's Day.
’50 Shades Of Grey’ Release Pushed Back…Hard
Thursday, November 14 by

They can keep delaying, but at some point, it’s going to come.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddge.
Judd Apatow To Bring Key And Peele Into His Little World
Thursday, November 14 by

..by giving them a movie.

She's not mad at NBC, just very, very disappointed.
BREAKING: Angela Lansbury Not Supportive Of ‘Murder, She Wrote’ Reboot!!!!!
Monday, November 11 by

Body count from the scandal so far: 0

I call this photograph "The Funk."
Ron Burgundy And Daft Punk Rode A Tandem Bike In Amsterdam
Monday, November 11 by

I’ve never felt more left out in my life.

Now imagine this joke recurring for like three seasons.
Seth MacFarlane To Delicately Handles Race Relations In A New Cartoon
Monday, November 11 by

Excuse me…”Animated Series”

Bring a helmet.
What Would A ‘Hunger Games’ Theme Park Attraction Be Like?
Friday, November 8 by

It’s Peeta throwing dirty bread to the audience for 20 minutes.