DVDs. How quaint.
Netflix Stock Has Never Been Higher
Wednesday, January 29 by

Your boycott when they raised their fees? It did nothing.

Looking good, C.A.!
Work Beginning On ‘Captain America 3′, Unofficially
Wednesday, January 29 by

It hasn’t been greenlit yet, but it will.

Nathan Wind as Cochese.
‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Film Gets Writers And A Director
Wednesday, January 29 by

I didn’t opt for a winking ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ narrative for this piece.

"Call me Art."
Guy Ritchie Beginning One Of Six King Arthur Movies From Warner Bros.
Tuesday, January 28 by

Only six?

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Bid On The Veclociraptor Cage From ‘Jurassic Park’. Jeff Goldblum Remains Off The Market.
Tuesday, January 28 by

It’s good for small dogs. It’s GREAT for small dogs.

He came back...haunted.
Trent Reznor Not Thrilled With The Grammys Cutting A Performance Short For A Delta Ad
Monday, January 27 by

The defenders of the Grammys were too busy breathing through their mouths to defend the Grammys.

I'm more excited for this than I am the fourth 'Avatar'.
Women’s Self-Help Career Book To Be Made Into A Movie
Monday, January 27 by

It’s called ‘Lean In’.

Go creep elsewhere, sir.
HBO Says Goodbye To ‘Hello Ladies’
Friday, January 24 by

Labored, painful exchanges don’t make for loyal viewers, apparently.

JUSTIN BIEBER HAS LITTLE BABY HANDS. THAT'S THE REAL STORY HERE.
Bieber Arrested For DUI In Story That Has Nothing To Do With TV Or Movies
Thursday, January 23 by

We occasionally break theme to report stories that reflect poorly on people we don’t care for. JOURNALISM.

Pretty much how I imagined.
If You Wear Google Glass In A Movie Theater, You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time
Thursday, January 23 by

Just ask this guy.

Hello there.
‘Fantastic Four’ Is Being Rebooted
Wednesday, January 22 by

Thanks, ‘Avengers’

What a nerd.
Rashida Jones Will Be A Cop On TBS
Wednesday, January 22 by

Finally, a TV show about police officers.

Art.
HBO Doesn’t Care If We Want An Electronic Music Comedy. We’re Getting One Anyway.
Wednesday, January 22 by

There’s nothing funny about EDM. Just kidding. All of it is absurd.

I want the lens that makes pictures look like dreams.
HBO Correctly Assumes ‘Girls’ Audience Will Watch The Super Bowl Instead
Tuesday, January 21 by

I can see the future.

You know who else touches walls like that? Depressed people in commercials.
Short-Tempered Bully Harvey Weinstein To Make Films With Less Violence Now
Tuesday, January 21 by

Oh, he’s taking down the NRA, too.

Relax. There's no Ewoks in this one. You can start breathing again.
That New ‘Star Wars’ Script Is Done
Monday, January 20 by

Because we’re the YouTube generation, it’s just Chewbacca doing the Dougie for 88 minutes.

What the hell is that?
Paramount Is Now A Film Studio That No Longer Uses Film
Monday, January 20 by

Yeah, yeah, “the end of an era,” etc…

Surprise!
‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets A Seventh Season From NBC
Monday, January 20 by

It was strongly hinted-at.

"I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual, if that makes any sense."
NBC To Possibly Air An Actual, Original Idea With ‘Salvation’
Friday, January 17 by

Praise him!

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Eve The Rapper Getting Her Own ABC Show
Friday, January 17 by

Don’t make her the only Ruff Ryder with a sitcom. Give one to DMX!

She was a Munchkin. What have you done that's so great?
R.I.P., The Last Female Munchkin
Friday, January 17 by

One of the most enduring images of The Wizard of Oz is the collection of Munchkins welcoming Dorothy to…I don’t remember where they were welcoming her…Oz? The Yellow Brick Road?…

How is that Native American not Johnny Depp?
One Of The Oscar Nominees For Best Song Might Be The Most Obscure Nominee Ever
Thursday, January 16 by

Who? What? WHAT?

No more hoodies for you, Mr. Rockefeller.
The ‘Avatar’ Actors Will Remain Employed For A Long Time
Thursday, January 16 by

All aboard the gravy train!

This is not that picture.
This Picture Of Prince On The ‘New Girl’ Set Looks Photoshopped, Apparently Isn’t
Wednesday, January 15 by

Can we stop calling her The New Girl? She’s been here for like three years.

Mmmmmmmmmmm...
Blue Meth Is Still Popping Up In New Mexico
Wednesday, January 15 by

Don’t they know their addiction should have ended with the show?

I didn't see the first one, so I would have no idea what's going on.
Your 2013 Razzie Nominations
Wednesday, January 15 by

Or 2014. It’s confusing this time of year.

Please give me the martial arts I was promised.
Netflix Got Your Letters And Will Make A Marco Polo Drama Brimming With Sexuality
Wednesday, January 15 by

You weirdo.

Huh.
HEY NERDS! Fox Readies ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Movie
Tuesday, January 14 by

Prepare ye virginity.

Give that man some teeth!
Here’s What We’ve Learned About The Next Tarantino Film
Tuesday, January 14 by

It’s got a title.

*covers everything in gasoline, gets shot*
‘Reservoir Dogs’ Is On Twitter
Monday, January 13 by

Let us explain…