Delicious.
And Now Lifetime Is Going To Tell The Story Of Christ With ‘The One’
Monday, February 17 by

Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman

90% of musical theater is jazz hands.
‘Scrubs’ Is Heading To Broadway?
Monday, February 17 by

Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.

Get. That. Dirtoffyourshoulder.
Obama Takes Hard-Line ‘No Spoilers’ Position On ‘House Of Cards’ Season 2
Friday, February 14 by

He should really binge-watch it if he’s so concerned. Reagan never would have pleaded to the public like this.

In her downtime, Meredith enjoys participating in age-inappropriate back-to-school ads.
Bob Costas’ Oozing Eyes Cause Meredith Viera To An Olympic Pioneer
Friday, February 14 by

That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”

Were you expecting a P.T. Anderson film?
Katrina Bowden Graduates From ’30 Rock’ To Play A Hooker On TNT
Friday, February 14 by

They grow up so fast.

All eyez on him.
John Singleton To Direct Tupac Biopic
Thursday, February 13 by

Will finally resolve the issue if heaven got a ghetto.

This is our fate. There is no avoiding it.
Time Warner And Comcast Merger To Create Cable Company Death Star
Thursday, February 13 by

As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

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5 Reasons to Watch Geek & Sundry’s New Webseries, Caper
Wednesday, February 12 by

Good guys acting bad.

The best part about writing John Travolta articles is selecting funny Travolta pics.
John Travolta To Play The Lead Voice In ‘Gummy Bear’
Tuesday, February 11 by

I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

I can already tell I'm going to need to be in a certain mood to watch this film.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Has An Appropriately Wes Anderson-y Website
Monday, February 10 by

This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.

Yeah you can, Rosie!
‘The ExpendaBelles’ Is ‘The Expendables’ But With Women. What? Yes.
Friday, February 7 by

This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.

This is a surprising success story.
Adult Swim To Add An Hour Of Primetime
Friday, February 7 by

You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.

Bulger apparently had a criminal record. Who knew?
Johnny Depp To Play Irish Mobster Whitey Bulger
Friday, February 7 by

It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.

This is Preacher, not Rogen.
AMC And Seth Rogen To Adapt ‘Preacher’ As A Series
Thursday, February 6 by

And Evan Goldberg, too. But he doesn’t get as many clicks for us.

Hallmark doesn't have a card for this.
7 Movies That Will Make You Glad You’re Single On Valentine’s Day
Thursday, February 6 by

Ask yourself: Would you want to trade places with any of these folks?

Just like in my dreams.
Say Goodbye To Leno Tonight (If You’re So Inclined)
Thursday, February 6 by

Bye bye, Jay.

How crazy would it be if these guys were friends in real life? I know, right?
You A Fan Of ‘Psych’? Not Anymore, You’re Not. It’s Cancelled.
Wednesday, February 5 by

‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.

I'm excited for 'CSI: NFL'.
CBS To Air Thursday Night Football, Sundays Revert Back To The Lord
Wednesday, February 5 by

Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.

What else have they been lying about? Have they even BEEN under the bridge?
The Chili Peppers Ruined The Sanctity Of The Super Bowl By Not Plugging In
Tuesday, February 4 by

If you need me, I’ll be crying in my office.

Omaha?
BREAKING: Lots Of People Watched The Super Bowl
Tuesday, February 4 by

HOW MANY? Keep reading, and be more patient in the future. We’ll tell you.

Warner Bros better clean this shit up when they're done. If I step on another one, there will be hell to pay.
Warners Bros, Totally Excited About Its First ‘Lego’ Movie, Looking Towards The Next One
Tuesday, February 4 by

Maybe the two films got stuck together and no one could get them apart.

Hey bros!
No One Wants To See Zac Efron Grow Up, Apparently
Monday, February 3 by

Never grow old, Zac.

Goodbye, sir. You will be missed by many.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman Has Been Found Dead
Sunday, February 2 by

In the type of story that always seems to surface on Sunday mornings when you least expect it, Phillip Seymour Hoffman has been found dead in his NYC apartment. Deadline…

This guy!
Rob Schneider Is Putting Himself In Another TV Show
Friday, January 31 by

He’s the only person that puts Rob Schneider in TV shows anymore.