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Ready For 17 More Episodes Of ‘Arrested Development’? You Better Be…
Wednesday, April 8 by

Now would be a great time to do a warped interpretation of a chicken dance to celebrate.

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‘The Last Man On Earth’ Will Return For A Second Season Of Margarita Pools
Wednesday, April 8 by

By the end of the second series, I’m guessing the world is totally repopulated.

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Weinstein Bros. And Miramax, Nearing The Bottom Of The Barrel, Decide To Remake ‘She’s All That’
Wednesday, April 8 by

I hope it’s a shot for shot remake like Van Sant’s ‘Psycho’.

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‘Need For Speed 2′ Will Be Produced By The Chinese, For The Chinese (Mostly)
Wednesday, April 8 by

Maybe they want a ‘The Fast and the Furious’ franchise that they can call theirs.

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‘Human Centipede 3′ Got A Greenlight And A Release Date
Wednesday, April 8 by

It will premiere in theaters and on VOD. Mostly VOD, we’re guessing.

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Can You Handle 31 Hours Of Marvel Films In A Theater?
Tuesday, April 7 by

Because that’s happening nation-wide on April 29th.

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‘Mallrats 2′ Will Be Getting Almost Its Entire Cast Back For The Sequel
Tuesday, April 7 by

Except for Affleck, of course.

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ABC Is Giving Johnny Knoxville A Sitcom Pilot About His Childhood
Monday, April 6 by

Don’t worry, it’s starring David Koechner.

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This Infographic Shows Every ‘Game Of Thones’ Death…So Far
Monday, April 6 by

Say goodbye all over again.

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Raise Your Hand If You Want A Third ‘Machete’ Movie. Too Bad, You’re Getting One Anyway.
Monday, April 6 by

Maybe this one will bring us some closure.

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ABC Readies ‘The Muppets’ As A Future TV Series
Monday, April 6 by

Light the lights, guys.

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‘Mad Men’ Director Foresees A ‘Controversial’ Ending For The Series
Monday, April 6 by

Something bad’s gotta happen, right?

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‘Furious 7′ Made A Record-Breaking Amount Of Money This Weekend
Monday, April 6 by

$146.5 million is a lot for an April weekend. The most, actually.

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David Lynch Won’t Be Directing The New ‘Twin Peaks’ On Showtime
Monday, April 6 by

He’s already written the scripts for it, and it may still go forward.

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Kristen Wiig’s ‘Zoolander 2′ Hair Is A Thing Of Majesty
Friday, April 3 by

Hair was made to be bent to sharp angles.

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‘House Of Cards’ Gets A Fourth Season From Netflix
Friday, April 3 by

Maybe this season will just have retiring to a nice cabin somewhere, doing crossword puzzles.

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Tom Hardy Has Signed On For Three More ‘Mad Max’ Films After ‘Fury Road’
Friday, April 3 by

This might mean we can look forward to Madder Max in 2017 and Maddest Max in 2020 or so.

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Oh, Good, Puff Daddy Is Producing A Cartoon For FX
Friday, April 3 by

He KNOWS comedy.

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Disney, Unable To Help Themselves, Announces Live-Action ‘Winnie the Pooh’ Film
Thursday, April 2 by

Where the f*ck are they going to find a real yellow pantsless bear?

Batman hates Mondays.
The ‘Batman v. Superman’ Trailer Will Premiere Before ‘Mad Max’ Fury Road
Thursday, April 2 by

If you’re the type of person that pays for tickets to movies to see a trailer, this is huge news for you.

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CMT Promises The World A Scripted Billy Ray Cyrus Comedy
Thursday, April 2 by

A documentary about his life would probably be funnier.

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Ouch! That Bruce Willis Indie Movie That Ran Out Of Funding Is Shut Down For Good
Thursday, April 2 by

Well, maybe not for good, but it’s dead for a year due to Willis’ schedule.

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Bob Odenkirk To Reunite With David Cross For A Netflix Sketch Series That Totally Isn’t ‘Mr. Show’
Thursday, April 2 by

It’s called ‘With Bob and David’, so it really couldn’t be more different.

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It’s Kind Of Funny That Harrison Ford Is Narrating This NatGeo Airplane Documentary
Wednesday, April 1 by

“For instance, did you know airplanes can land on golf courses? Sometimes. And not very well.”

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Bill Simmons Claims Louis C.K., Amy Schumer, And Amy Poehler Were Comedy Central’s First Choices As ‘The Daily Show’ Replacements
Wednesday, April 1 by

I can’t imagine anyone of these rich people with complete creative control wanting to be criticized in the media every day.

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‘The Americans’ Renewed For A Fourth Season, To The Delight Of Wigmakers
Wednesday, April 1 by

Wigmakers? Wigmongers? Wigmakers.

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Mark Wahlberg, Son Of Boston, Will Be Making ‘Patriots’ Day’, A Boston Marathon Bombing Film
Wednesday, April 1 by

When you want the truth, you want Mark Wahlberg.

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The Star Of ‘Arrow’ Will Be Playing Casey Jones In The Next ‘Ninja Turtles’ Movie
Wednesday, April 1 by

Sure. Why not?

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Mr. Eko From ‘Lost’ Will Play ‘Suicide Squad’s Killer Croc
Wednesday, April 1 by

I have very little understanding of what these words mean, but I’m happy for cut and paste every time I have to write “Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.”

A recent picture of Eastwood.
Fresh Off That ‘American Sniper’ High, Clint Eastwood Might Direct That Jonah Hill/DiCaprio Richard Jewell Pic
Wednesday, April 1 by

Apparently Paul Greengrass is nowhere in the mix anymore.

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