Give that man some teeth!
Here’s What We’ve Learned About The Next Tarantino Film
Tuesday, January 14 by

It’s got a title.

*covers everything in gasoline, gets shot*
‘Reservoir Dogs’ Is On Twitter
Monday, January 13 by

Let us explain…

I didn't know Jesse joined Arcade Fire! Good for him.
Jesse Plemmons, ‘Breaking Bad’s Todd, Up For ‘Star Wars’ Lead?
Monday, January 13 by

As usual, the question mark at the end means we have no idea what we are talking about.

J-Law is so adorable. It takes everything I have not to chain her to my radiator and watch ESPN Classic with her.
An Exhaustive Bullet-Pointed List Of Things That Happened At Last Night’s Golden Globes
Monday, January 13 by

“The best night in the history of the human race,” as the Hollywood Foreign Press likes to call it.

Note: He's not retiring from "life in general."
Shia LaBeouf ‘Retires’ From Public Life
Saturday, January 11 by

I’m going to ask that 99% of celebrities do this.

The news comes from the president of the FX network. (Pictured)
‘Justified’ To Wrap Up After Season Six
Thursday, January 9 by

Season 5 just premiered this week.

BUT CAN THEY WRITE SOMETHING AS GOOD AS "GOAT-BOY"?
‘SNL’ Picks Up Two Black Female Writers As Well, Wants You To Shut Up About Lack Of Black Females Now
Wednesday, January 8 by

If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.

I'd tell him to wax that unibrow, but he's been dead for almost 20 years.
2Pac Auditioned To Be Mace Windu In ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’?
Wednesday, January 8 by

The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.

Mischievous.
Craig Robinson Gets His Own NBC Show
Tuesday, January 7 by

Spoiler alert: He will be terse.

She's already over it, apparently.
Here’s Your Black Female ‘SNL’ Cast Member, America
Tuesday, January 7 by

If ever there was pressure to be funny…

Smile, Ice!
Ice-T Has A Podcast. That Is All.
Tuesday, January 7 by

News about Ice-T: Final Level came out last month, but it was dismissed instantly by millions who refused to believe it, citing the announcement as “too good to be true.”…

Terrifying.
Just In Time For CES: You Can Burn Your 3D TV
Tuesday, January 7 by

You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.

Her-movie-jonze-phoenis
All The Goofy Clothes In ‘Her’ Are Available For Sale Now
Monday, January 6 by

SHOCKER: They’re expensive.

"You're prettier than that."
Netflix Also Added Some Pretty Great Movies, But No One Wants To Talk About THAT
Sunday, January 5 by

You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!

It will eventually happen, and it will be as silly and nonsensical as this image.
Fox ISN’T Planning ‘X-Men’ Vs. ‘Fantastic Four’ Movie. RIGGGGGGHHHHHHT.
Friday, January 3 by

I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.

Put your hands down, you big showboat.
‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Sets Record For Use Of The Ole’ F-Word
Friday, January 3 by

Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.

Tony Stark got a little richer.
The 10 Highest-Grossing Films Of 2013
Friday, January 3 by

Two non-remakes, non-adaptations, or non-sequels grace the list.

You're not gonna charm your way through this one, Rob.
Robert Downey Jr. Wants To Put Jodie Foster And Mel Gibson In ‘The Avengers’
Thursday, January 2 by

I don’t understand it, either.

You're not fooling anyone, "tough guy."
Tim Tebow To Remain In Our Lives As An ESPN Analyst
Tuesday, December 31 by

Pay attention, Jeremy Lin.

Netflix Is Getting Rid Of 100 New Shows On January 1. Happy New Year.
Tuesday, December 31 by

You can just assume your favorite shows are getting the axe.

Careful, Stephen. That's sharp!
Here’s Stephen Colbert’s Cameo In ‘The Hobbit’ Sequel
Monday, December 30 by

I just call it “the sequel” because I don’t want to type “Smaug.”

He's no Steven Segal. Even with that greasy hair.
Let’s Talk About The Films That Tanked Over Christmas
Monday, December 30 by

We need to balance out all the heartwarming Christmas stories with some bad news.

What's the opposite of a 'Duck Dynasty' "controversy?" Jennifer Lawrence taking her shirt off.
BREAKING: There’s Nothing To Talk About Today But ‘Duck Dynasty’, So We’re Not Going To Talk About Anything
Thursday, December 26 by

The more people want to talk about ‘Duck Dynasty’, the more it makes me want to shut down and be harder to reach, like Matt Damon in ‘Good Will Hunting’.

Well, "hello" back at you.
Keanu Takes Hardline Stance Against Starring ‘Point Break’ Remake
Tuesday, December 24 by

It’s “Jonathan” Utah now.

It's a back tattoo, possibly tribal.
‘Divergent’ Clip Fills A ‘Twilight’-Shaped Hole In Our Hearts
Monday, December 23 by

In the future, personality tests determine your fate. Just like in Scientology.

GIVE US THE LLAMA! WE DEMAND THE LLAMA!
Someone’s Trying To Sabotage Lana Del Rey’s Oscar Chances
Friday, December 20 by

This mystery person is doing God’s work.

Tom Cruise after Brad Pitt described the Beastie Boys "Sabotage" video to him.
Tom Cruise And Brad Pitt To Pair Up Again For ‘Go Like Hell’
Thursday, December 19 by

Is it 1995? Will there be an Aerosmith ballad on the soundtrack?

Here's Palin meeting with some visiting dignitaries (Sarkozy, perhaps?) on what appears to be a rural goodwill mission.
Sarah Palin Supports Suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star, Doesn’t Know Exactly What Free Speech Is
Thursday, December 19 by

I’m sure free speech would have been taught at the VIce Presidential Boot Camp, had she gotten the nod.

Not pictured: James Westphal, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
‘Anchorman’ Took In $8 Million Last Night, Will Do Just Fine At The Box Office
Thursday, December 19 by

Go f*ck yourself, America.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.
AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket
Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.