Furry aliens always beat biblical mysteries. Always.
He called dibs, leaving his brother and the Wahlbergs in the dust.
He’s sorta got a good thing going where he is.
By ‘hilarious women’, I’m pretty sure Paul Feig means ‘Melissa McCarthy and some other women’.
Breaking: Jay Leno likes cars a lot.
Which is a distinction again to being named “tallest dwarf.”
If you were in the market for a ‘Magnificent Seven’ spoof with a bunch of Sandler’s friends…I’m sorry. For a lot of reasons.
There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.
John Cusack was equally miffed.
They tried this in 1990. It…it didn’t work.
it’s cathartic for us to watch him die. Don’t read too much into it.
This very instant. As you’re reading this, she’s probably writing something about a wand or a British person.
No surprise here. AMC will continue to keep zombies in our lives.
Better book your time now before that weasel Colbert inches in. Kidding. Colbert’s great.
Are anthologies hot right now? Yes. Anthologies are hot right now.
The biggest actress in the world will be the center of attention. Makes sense!
Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Wait. Whoa.
This is going to be awesome and weird and confusing.
If not, they’re sure going to great lengths to make us believe they are.
The myth of Murray continues.
Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.
“Giving us” might not be the right phrase. “Sodomizing us with” seems more appropriate.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.
I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!