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Marvel Studios Might Skip Comic-Con This Year, Because It Knows You’ll See Their Movies Anyway
Tuesday, March 10 by

They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.

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‘Zoolander 2′ Will Hit Theaters February 12, 2016!
Tuesday, March 10 by

Once again, they’re so hot right now.

This ghost is terrified of this news.
Sony, In The Interest Of Gender Equality, Also Rolling Out A ‘Ghostbusters’ Starring Dudes
Tuesday, March 10 by

…and we’ve come full circle.

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Netflix Will Release ‘Between’ On A Week-By-Week Basis, So You’ll Have To Wait To Binge-Watch It
Monday, March 9 by

You’ll have to delay gratification, which no one will like.

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That ‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Has Been Picked Up For Two Seasons Already
Monday, March 9 by

Ok, so it’s not really a “prequel” but that sounds better than “companion series.”

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‘Simpsons’ Producer Sam Simon Dies After Long Struggle With Terminal Cancer
Monday, March 9 by

A humanitarian and a great creative mind.

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HBO Now Will Only Be Coming To AppleTV For The Near Future
Monday, March 9 by

Maybe Roku will be able to get an exclusive with The Home Shopping Network or something.

Smile!
‘Unfinished Business’ Limped Out Of The Gate Fore A Measly $4.8 Million
Monday, March 9 by

Ouch.

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‘Star Wars’ Will Be Getting A Gay Character In The Next Novel…YAY!
Monday, March 9 by

Remember, these stories happened a long time ago, so we can’t be too critical.

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‘Homeland’s Next Season Will Take Place In Europe A Couple Years Later
Monday, March 9 by

Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.

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Harrison Ford Crashed His Dinky Little Plane On A Los Angeles Golf Course
Friday, March 6 by

Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.

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He-Man’s New Battle Cat Looks Like It Came Straight From The Gates Of Hell
Friday, March 6 by

It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.

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‘Toy Story 4′ Won’t Follow The Original 3 Installment Because It’s Going To Be A Romantic Comedy
Friday, March 6 by

I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.

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Fox Snags ‘The Expendables’ For A TV Event Series Produced By Sylvester Stallone
Thursday, March 5 by

Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.

That many mustaches on a team should have been a red flag.
1970’s Basketball Point Shaving Scandal To Be Turned Into A Film
Thursday, March 5 by

From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…

Argh. That f*cking box!
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
Thursday, March 5 by

The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.

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Sony Pictures Enlists Diablo Cody To Rewrite ‘Barbie’
Thursday, March 5 by

Yes, THAT Barbie.

This logo makes me want to rollerskate.
HBO Is Giving Its Standalone Streaming Service A Pretty Lazy Name
Wednesday, March 4 by

It could have been “Khaleesi’s Dragon.”

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NBC To Launch Subscription-Based Comedy Service This Year
Wednesday, March 4 by

May see TV.

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Mike Epps Will Be Uncle Buck In The Upcoming Series, Naturally
Wednesday, March 4 by

To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.

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Lorne Michaels Is Prepping A Chinese Version Of ‘SNL’
Wednesday, March 4 by

“Live from Shanghai….”

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Vince Vaughn And Dave Franco Appear In Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’
Wednesday, March 4 by

Business people sure seem to applaud each other a lot in stock photos.

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Quentin Tarantino Is Performing Rituals To Get Snow On Location Of ‘The Hateful Eight’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Steven Spielberg Will Team Up For Photographer Memoir ‘It’s What I Do’
Tuesday, March 3 by

She’ll play a real-life Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer.

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Fred Savage Will Play Rob Lowe’s Older Brother In Fox Series ‘The Grinder’
Tuesday, March 3 by

He doesn’t look like anyone’s older brother.

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‘Training Day’ Stars Denzel Washington And Ethan Hawke Re-Team With Antoine Fuqua For ‘The Magnificent Seven’
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t know if I would feel any safer if these guys were protecting my town.

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FEMA Spoiled A ‘House Of Cards’ Plot Point On Twitter
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I deem this their biggest screwup ever.

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Netflix Paid $12 Million To Get An Idris Elba Film (And Hopefully Some Awards Season Love)
Monday, March 2 by

It can sit in your queue now, instead of as a DVD on top of your TV for four months.

At this rate, his eyes will have closed shut by age 50.
Leo DiCaprio Will Play A Man With 24 Personalities In ‘The Crowded Room’
Monday, March 2 by

I would have called it ’24’, but that’s just because I like to confuse people.

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LEGO ‘Star Wars’ Series To Come To Disney XD And Sell A Bunch Of Merchandise
Monday, March 2 by

They’re having a hard time re-creating the hairstyles with LEGOs.

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