Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!
Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

He even gesticulates like a great director!
David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’
Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.
ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers
Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.
‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.
Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...
Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’
Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"
The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

He's pretty bummed about it.
Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call
Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!
Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places
Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.
‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix
Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!
Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’
Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.
Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’
Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

Everyone pictured is safe. For now.
We Will Tell You Who Was Killed On ‘The Simpsons’ Last Night
Monday, September 29 by

Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.

She's doing God's work.
‘Modern Family’ Editor Live-Tweets Drunken Club Rat Sitting In Front Of Her On A Flight
Monday, September 29 by

This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.

I wanted to do a photoshopped pic of her as a flat circle, but I...don't know Photoshop. Imagine it, please.
Rachel McAdams Is Now The Favorite For The ‘True Detective’ Lead
Thursday, September 25 by

I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

Pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio, star of 'Titanic' and 'The Aviator'
Andre 3000 Would Like To See Leo DiCaprio Play Him In An Outkast Biopic
Thursday, September 25 by

That makes two of us.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers

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Rob Schneider Dropped As State Farm Spokesperson For His Vaccination Views
Thursday, September 25 by

Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?

R.I.P. Classy Liam
Liam Neeson Will Also Be Joining ‘Ted 2′ For Some Reason
Thursday, September 25 by

I hope he plays a teenage stoner.

This guy loves playing crappy monsters!
Some Dude From ‘Twilight’ Will Be Playing A Modern Frankenstein
Wednesday, September 24 by

Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.

Neither one is really scaring me.
Wanna See Chris Walken As NBC’s Captain Hook? (We’ll Assume You’re Saying “Yes”)
Wednesday, September 24 by

HOW DID JOHNNY DEPP NOT GET THE CALL?

For your final, identify 5% of these characters.
If You Attend The University Of Baltimore, You Can Take A Class On Marvel Comics
Wednesday, September 24 by

Crabcakes, football, and fanboy bullsh*t. That’s what Maryland does.

Dammit, James. We could have really used you in this shot.
The Next X-Men, ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, Will Recast Storm, Jean Grey, And Cyclops
Wednesday, September 24 by

Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.

A rare photo of Cersei Lannister not banging her brother.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Lena Headey To Take On The Regency Period Undead In ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’
Wednesday, September 24 by

It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.

Nobody's had the heart to tell him that Owen Wilson isn't attached.
Now Vince Vaughn Is Confirmed For ‘True Detective'; Taylor Kitsch Waits By Phone
Tuesday, September 23 by

Now let’s all jump on Vince Vaughn’s head until we turn him into a flat circle.

Why does black-and-white make everything look more important?
Steven Soderbergh Turned ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’ Into A Black-And-White Film
Tuesday, September 23 by

For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.

That's some good diorama-ing!
These Movie Dioramas Of ‘Se7en’, ‘Breaking Bad’, And ‘American Psycho’ Are Better Than Your Middle School Dioramas
Tuesday, September 23 by

More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.