Talk about bittersweet news.
What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!
This will either be very funny or VERY boring.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.
Another comic book universe of characters…starring…Jared Leto. Yay?
Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?
Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.
Break out the chaps and spacesuit!
Like…”Jar Jar Binks” insane.
We gave it to you in the headline because we love you.
No, it’s not about Mark Zuckerberg.
I mean, I’m sure it’s a really nice room, but come on.
Real original, U2.
I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.
Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.
I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.
That’s one slow mule.
No dongs, but perhaps butts.
WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?
I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.
He likes easy money. So sue him.
And that date is…
I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.
An announcement as awkward as the show.
It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.
Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.