Hoobastank’s album must have just missed the cut off date.
He’s a sensitive ass-kicker.
Fix my problems, Ray. That’s a full-time job.
You can’t guard shit without rock-hard abs.
Her time has expired.
Heavy is the head that has to climb those damn stairs every day.
That would be different.
Of course, that headline is a gross simplification, but it would seem that gross oversimplifications suit Orson Scott Card just fine. Card, in discussing whether or not his novel Ender’s…
Mr. Kotter would be proud of Vinny’s knowledge of aeronautics.
I wonder what happens at the end.
He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.
Let’s blame the Winkelvii
I’ve got a bunch of dirt in my closet I’m willing to sell to the production.
There might be a market for this. But probably not.
Maybe Clooney wants to get back in the saddle?
I doubt this news really makes anyone happy except Kevin Clash.
Welcome back to their worlds.
We could have pretty much filled this list with Jason Lee characters. But we didn’t.
He’s got his touchpoints, all right.
So Day-Lewis wasn’t the LAST of the Mohicans.
And The Hoff is HUNGRY.
As if ‘Game of Thrones’ wasn’t confusing enough.
This film will eat your brain.
He’s back to make us all feel even dumber.
We need to be strong in the face of the news that Will Smith won’t be involved.
Still no criticisms for ‘Fun with Dick and Jane’?
This is going to be hilarious(ly dated and stale).
The mainstreaming of porn continues…