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‘Parks And Rec’ Will Return In January With Back-To-Back Episodes Every Tuesday
Monday, December 1 by

NBC sure seems to be in a hurry to be done with this show.

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Warner Bros. To Tell The True Story Of A Girl Who Pretended To Be A Guy…To Be A DJ
Monday, December 1 by

No, it’s not Paris Hilton.

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Prepare Your Eardrums: A ‘Frozen’ Sequel Is In The Works, Though Disney Won’t Admit It
Monday, December 1 by

Naturally. They’re not allergic to money.

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Kevin Spacey And ‘House Of Cards’ To Return For Season 3 On February 27th
Monday, December 1 by

Politics as usual.

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James Cameron Has Some Vulgar Words About How Awesome The New ‘Avatar’s Will Be
Friday, November 28 by

“Bitchin'” was the least offensive way he described them.

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Gaze At The Marvel That Is Paul Rudd’s High School Hair. GAZE AT IT!
Tuesday, November 25 by

I bet a lot of people got Google alerts for “Marvel Paul Rudd.” Sorry about that.

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV
Sunday, November 23 by

It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ Will Never Not Be Funny
Friday, November 21 by

I hope it doesn’t affect their self-esteem.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Will Once Again Be Adapted, This Time Into Four Films
Friday, November 21 by

Five would have been too many.

Hey Mr. Sexy Eyes, why don't you let down that guard so I can get to know ya?
Chris Pratt In Talks To Play One Of Three Roles In ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe he’ll play a baker or something.

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th
Thursday, November 20 by

Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.

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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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Keanu Reeves To Battle A Familiar Set Of Circumstances In ‘The Panopticon’
Thursday, November 20 by

With a title like ‘Panopticon’, you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

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Melissa McCarthy Going To Take A Stab At Playing Tinkerbell. Yes, THAT Tinkerbell
Thursday, November 20 by

Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton
Thursday, November 20 by

A very strange, inspired choice.

Man, that is some taught skin.
CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

EUNUCH ORIGIN STORY.
Tywin Lannister Thinks There Will Be A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Movie
Wednesday, November 19 by

I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Peter Berg To Direct Film About Uncatchable Cartel Leader (Who Got Caught)
Wednesday, November 19 by

Finally, a film about the drug trade!

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

Just line the suit with some Spanx and you're good to go.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot
Tuesday, November 18 by

Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he’s alive.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by

COME ON!

Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

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