Beam me up, Angelo! (They’re going for a more diverse cast this time. No, not really.0
Time to pull the grey suit and tiny bow tie out of moth balls.
As determined by ‘Forbes’ and less formally by everyone else.
This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.
We’re not really sure what that means either, but we’ve got some guesses.
Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.
Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.
Smooth move, Ferguson.
Not goodbye. “See you later.” *breaks down sobbing*
What we’ve learned and what we already knew.
Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.
I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”
As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.
This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.
Failure IS funny.
TBS has weird taste in shows.
It’s about a zombie just trying to make ends meet while shopping a screenplay.
Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.
But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.
But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?
She’s taking her no-nonsense attitude on the road.
They may be doing themselves a disservice here!
I hope it’s an iPhone 6 case!
Because they have no idea where they’d put all the money they’d make.
The stoner crowd’s ears just perked up.
Warner Herzog is known for being a bleak old man with a funny voice. Also, he’s directed some movies. But for the sake of comedy, we focus on the former….
He’s gonna player a rapper. What range!
Does this mean Lou Bega might play an enigmatic Haitian crime lord?