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Steve Carell And Charlie Kaufman Will Watch The World Get Dumber In ‘I.Q. 83′
Wednesday, October 22 by

Well, we’re all watching the world get dumber. It’s just happening faster than normal in this movie.

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Amy Poehler Developing A Comedy Set In A Church For NBC
Wednesday, October 22 by

No, the church will not be haunted. At least, not initially…

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An Actor From ‘Goodfellas’ Has Sued ‘The Simpsons’ For $250 Million
Wednesday, October 22 by

I think he’d be willing to discuss a settlement for a lower figure.

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Guillermo Del Toro Is Betting That ‘Pacific Rim 2′ Will Lead To A ‘Pacific Rim 3′
Tuesday, October 21 by

They’ve gotta find their way over to the Atlantic Rim at some point, right?

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This Chart Will Help You With The Release Schedules Of All The Upcoming Superhero Films
Tuesday, October 21 by

Even the simplified chart is complicated.

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Yes, Really: Christian Slater To Play A Hacker On The New USA Cyber Drama ‘Mr. Robot’
Tuesday, October 21 by

I said don’t laugh.

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Ryan Murphy To Spread Himself Even Thinner With Comedy-Horror Show ‘Scream Queens’
Tuesday, October 21 by

Always such drama from him.

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Today, You Can Stream Every ‘Simpsons’ Episode Ever
Tuesday, October 21 by

Go ahead and have a cow, man.

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For Some Reason, ’22 Jump Street’ Returning To Theaters Just A Few Days Before Its DVD Release
Monday, October 20 by

WHAT IS THEIR ENDGAME?

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A Girl Might Play Robin In ‘Batman V. Superman’. Ewwww! A Girl? Gross!
Monday, October 20 by

Maybe they could get Swedish pop songstress Robyn.

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Bronies: Rejoice At The News Of A ‘My Little Pony’ Feature Film
Monday, October 20 by

These theaters will be no place for children.

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Uh-Oh: Fox Cuts Back On ‘Mulaney’ Epsiodes From 16 To 13
Monday, October 20 by

To be fair, it’s been pretty bad. BUT, it’s supposed to get better (if it’s allowed to).

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Key And Peele Will Be Getting Their Own Movie
Monday, October 20 by

It better have them playing multiple characters with funny wigs.

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‘Rush Hour’, Headed Up By ‘Scrubs’ Bill Lawrence, Gets Picked Up As A Pilot By CBS
Monday, October 20 by

There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.

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‘Lost’s Mr. Eko Will Be Appearing In The Next Season Of ‘Game Of Thrones’
Friday, October 17 by

His name is Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, so I’m just gonna call him “Mr. Eko.”

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Ridley Scott Catches Ebola Fever (Not Literally), Develops ‘Hot Zone’ Miniseries
Friday, October 17 by

I’m just happy Hollywood is going to set the record straight on this terrible, terrible disease.

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NBC Will Try Booting Up That ‘IT Crowd’ Adaptation One More Time
Friday, October 17 by

They should try this every fall season until it gets picked up.

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Billy Eichner To Shout At Us On ‘New Girl’ Before ‘Parks And Rec’ Returns
Thursday, October 16 by

He’ll be the new guy.

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Hold Up, Christian Bale WILL Be Playing Steve Jobs In That Danny Boyle Biopic
Thursday, October 16 by

Written by Aaron “Walk and Talk” Sorkin.

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Rob Lowe Is Lit-erally Starring In A New Sitcom On NBC
Thursday, October 16 by

He’s going to play a dad. JUMP BACK!

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CBS To Offer ‘CBS All Access’, Paid Streaming For Its Old And New Shows
Thursday, October 16 by

This isn’t an ad. I’m not even sure people who watch CBS have Internet connections.

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Kim Dickens, Known For Playing The ‘Gone Girl’ Detective, Heading Over To ‘House Of Cards’
Thursday, October 16 by

Apparently, she can tolerate working for David Fincher.

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‘Vacation’ Reboot Will Cast A Few More Fixtures From The Apatow Universe
Wednesday, October 15 by

They’re all meeting up at Wallyworld.

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Warner Bros., Possibly While Drunk, Announces 10 DC Comics Movies, 3 Lego Movies, 3 ‘Harry Potter’ Spinoffs
Wednesday, October 15 by

That’s it, Warner Bros.? Nothing more you want to tell us?

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Javier Bardem To Play A Slightly Less-Scary Villain In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5′
Wednesday, October 15 by

Yup. This will be the fifth one. Yikes.

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‘Friends’ Will Be Coming To Netflix On January 1, 2015, Just In Time For Your Hangover
Wednesday, October 15 by

They’ll be there for us.

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In 2015, You Will Be Able To Get HBO Go Without A Cable Subscription
Wednesday, October 15 by

Finally, the young ones can watch all those Carnivale reruns they’re so crazy about.

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Networks Continue To Adapt Bizarre Films With ‘The Illusionist’ And ‘In Good Company’ Remakes Coming Our Way
Wednesday, October 15 by

When will it end?

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Ben Wyatt Will Achieve His Calzone Dream In The Upcoming Season Of ‘Parks And Recreation’
Wednesday, October 15 by

This is too ridiculous and awesome to be considered a spoiler.

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Neil Patrick Harris To (Finally) Host The Oscars
Wednesday, October 15 by

I DARE you to argue with this choice.