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Next Season Will Be ‘American Idol’s Last
Monday, May 11 by

We’ll have to turn to one of the billion other singing shows left twitching.

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ABC Will Be Airing A New Primetime ‘Muppet Show’
Friday, May 8 by

It will be shot in a mockumentary style, like so many other things are.

He wasn't even an attorney in real life! That's how good an actor he is!
Mark Paul Gosselaar Will Star In NBC’s ‘People Are Talking’
Friday, May 8 by


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Kate Upton Will Star In A Road-Trip Sex Comedy Directed By William H. Macy
Friday, May 8 by

Well that sure is a fun headline.

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Amy Schumer’s Getting A Stand-Up Special Directed By Chris Rock
Friday, May 8 by

Chris Rock knows a little something about stand-up.

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Marlon Wayans To Continue His Brand Of Unfunny Comedy With ‘Fifty Shades Of Black’
Thursday, May 7 by

And the world just keeps on spinnin…

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Will Also Feature Ant-Man And Black Panther, Of Course
Thursday, May 7 by

And probably fourteen other superheroes that are getting focus-grouped right now.

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Here’s Our First Glimpse Tarantino’s ‘Hateful Eight’ Characters
Thursday, May 7 by

Well, it’s a Hateful Three at least.

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J.J. Abrams, Like So Many Of Us, Thought Briefly Of Killing Jar-Jar Binks
Thursday, May 7 by

Whassa reason murder me ?

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Fox Cancels ‘The Mindy Project’, But Hulu Might Step Up And Take It
Thursday, May 7 by

Might the project continue?

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Adult Swim Has Picked Up An Series Created By Adam Scott
Thursday, May 7 by

You’ve got our attention. Keep going…

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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Signs Up Martin Freeman
Wednesday, May 6 by

Finally, some good fortune upon a Marvel franchise!

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Comcast Is “Trying” To “Improve” Its “Customer Service”
Wednesday, May 6 by

If ever there was an occasion for triple quotes, this would be it.

That's a glorious nip slip.
‘Indiana Jones’ WILL Return, It’s Just That Nobody’s Sure When
Wednesday, May 6 by

Led the speculation run rampant in…3…2…1…

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‘Magnificent Seven’ Gets A Little More Magnificent With Lee Byung-hun
Wednesday, May 6 by

Looks like he’s making a pretty decent name for himself stateside.

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TNT To Bestow Upon Us A Crime Drama Starring Tim McGraw
Wednesday, May 6 by


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SyFy Will Try To Turn ‘Brave New World’ Into A Miniseries
Wednesday, May 6 by

They could even adopt the ‘Aladdin’ theme by just changing one word.

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Louis C.K. Will Write, Direct And Star In Cop Movie, ‘I’m A Cop’
Tuesday, May 5 by

I’m guessing a Louis C.K. cop movie isn’t like most cop movies.

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Cary Fukunaga’s Adaptation Of ‘It’ Found The Actor To Play Killer Clown Pennywise
Monday, May 4 by

So it will be a younger actor that’s responsible for haunting our dreams…

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The Second Standalone ‘Star Wars’ Film Will Be About Boba Fett And Bounty Hunters
Monday, May 4 by

Which is a long-winded way of saying it’s going to be cool.

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‘A Lego Brickumentary’ Has A Trailer Featuring A Lego-ized Jason Bateman
Monday, May 4 by

I initially and erroneously typed “Patrick Bateman” in the title, which would have made for a very different type of Lego documentary.

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‘The Simpsons’ Gets Picked Up For Two More Seasons Of…Simpsons, I Guess
Monday, May 4 by

No reboots or spinoffs for these guys, thank you very much!

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Simon Pegg Enjoys A Little Omnipotence In The ‘Absolutely Anything’ Trailer
Monday, May 4 by

If I had omnipotence, I would have made Edgar Wright the director for this and have it co-star Nick Frost.

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Watch Arnold Battle Zombies In This ‘Maggie’ Clip
Monday, May 4 by

Those zombies don’t stand a chance. This man governed California for God’s sake.

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HBO Will Take A Full Season Of That 1980’s Music Video Comedy Series From David Fincher
Monday, May 4 by

This could mean paychecks for SO MANY 80s BANDS.

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‘Age Of Ultron’ Probably Would Have Set A Box Office Record If It Hadn’t been For That Lame Boxing Match
Monday, May 4 by

In hindsight, we all should have gone to see The Avengers.

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That ‘Men In Black’/’21 Jumpstreet’ Crossover Movie Is Happening
Thursday, April 30 by

It’s worth it just for the prospect of Jonah Hill and Tommy Lee Jones having to interact in real life.

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Want To Stream Any New And Future AMC Shows? Better Get Hulu.
Thursday, April 30 by

Lifetime and Spike TV remain in play.

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Tom Hardy And Tom Hardy Star As Twin Brothers In ‘Legend’
Thursday, April 30 by

Not THAT ‘Legend’. Don’t be ridiculous.

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‘Starship Troopers’ Being Considered As A TV Show
Thursday, April 30 by

Maybe the aliens could be IN THE CHARACTERS’ MINDS for budget purposes.

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