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The Steve Jobs Biopic: What We Know So Far
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s coming together in pretty spectacular fashion.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Actors Receive ‘Huge’ Raise For Seasons 5 And 6
Thursday, October 30 by

I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.

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Hulu To Bring Us The Jason Reitman Series ‘Casual’
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.

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Netflix To Give Us 21 Episodes Of A Live Action ‘Richie Rich’
Thursday, October 30 by

Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.

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We’ve Got Some Hodor And Bran ‘Game Of Thrones’ News, And A Picture Of Hodor In A Christmas Sweater
Thursday, October 30 by

It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.

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Michael Bay To Inject His Subtle Directorial Style To Bengzahi Film ’13 Hours’
Thursday, October 30 by

For those unfamiliar with Bengzahi, it’s either not that big a deal or the reason Obama should be impeached and thrown in jail, depending on who you talk to.

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You Have Until November 1st To Watch The Following Movies On Netflix
Wednesday, October 29 by

(to couch) “Hello, old friend.”

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Movie Theaters, Just Like Reasonable Human Beings, Have Adopted A ‘Zero Tolerance’ Policy On Smart Glasses
Wednesday, October 29 by

TL; DR version: Don’t buy or use Google Glass, regardless of geographic locale.

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Colbert And Stewart To Return With More Election Night Coverage
Wednesday, October 29 by

I hope they satirize the goings-on!

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Metallica Granted One-Week Residency With Craig Ferguson Because…Whatever, He’s Done Soon
Wednesday, October 29 by

Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!

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‘Avengers 3′ Will Be Split Into 2 Films In 2018 And 2019
Tuesday, October 28 by

They’ll probably split it up into 16 films by the time the first one hits theaters.

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Here’s Your Guide To Marvel Movie Releases For The Next Five Years
Tuesday, October 28 by

I know, I know. It’s only for five years. We’re still woefully ignorant of what our children’s children will watch, Marvel-wise.

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‘Captain America 3′ Has A Ridiculous New Title…Guess What It Is?
Tuesday, October 28 by

What’s wrong with ‘Captain America 3’?

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Pitbull To Develop Two Reality Programs For Us. Yay!
Tuesday, October 28 by

I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.

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Kevin Smith Shaved His Beard, Lost 20 Pounds, And Now Looks Like A Different Person
Tuesday, October 28 by

Ok, he’s still got those big Silent Bob eyes.

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Taylor Kitsch Announces He’s Joining The Cast Of ‘True Detective’, Thus Fulfilling The Prophecy
Monday, October 27 by

Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.

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Neil Patrick Harris Will Host A Weekly Variety Show On NBC
Monday, October 27 by

It’s what he was born to do.

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NBC.com Offering Free Stencils To Make Your Own ‘SNL’-Themed Jack O’ Lanterns
Monday, October 27 by

Because you love Stefon and want his likeness on a gourd.

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Next Year, You’ll Be Admitted Into Movies With Scanner-Free Smartphone Tickets
Monday, October 27 by

Allow us to explain…

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Bob Odenkirk Didn’t Watch Breaking Bad While He Played Saul Goodman
Monday, October 27 by

Oh my gosh! What did he talk about with people around the office?

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Benedict Cumberbatch Likely To Be Marvel’s Doctor Strange
Monday, October 27 by

I hate when these things aren’t final, and I have to put the qualifier “likely” in there.

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34 Million People Watched The New ‘Avengers’ Trailer The Day It Was Released
Monday, October 27 by

Meanwhile, your acoustic cover of Sixpence None the Richer’s “Kiss Me” is holding steady at 31 views.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Spanish Casting Call Gets 86,000 Applicants For 600 Extra Spots
Friday, October 24 by

In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.

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Not To Be Outdone By Baron Davis And Fox, Chris Paul And ABC Are Developing A Sitcom
Friday, October 24 by

Will someone please read Blake Griffin’s script?

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Aaron Paul Launches Twitter Campaign To Reinstate Those ‘Breaking Bad’ Action Figures At Toys R Us
Friday, October 24 by

Maybe Aaron could take this energy and time and allocate it towards some charitable effort?

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Former NBA Star Baron Davis To Get A Sitcom Based On His Life From ‘New Girl’s Jake Johnson
Friday, October 24 by

If you’re going to pick an NBA player to do this with, Baron Davis is a solid choice.

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James Cameron Says It’s Totally Logical For Arnold Schwarzenegger To Keep Appearing In ‘Terminator’ Films
Friday, October 24 by

And the reason isn’t “To make more money.” Well, it might be, but that’s not the reason he gives.

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‘Honey Boo Boo’ Figures Out How To Get A Show Cancelled By TLC
Friday, October 24 by

You roll a child molester “character” into the mix.

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Fox To Roll Out ‘Riverdale’, An Hour-Long Drama Series Based On ‘Archie’
Thursday, October 23 by

Huh.

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Michael K. Williams To Play (Yet Another) Criminal In HBO’s ‘Crime’
Thursday, October 23 by

Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”