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‘Space Invaders’ Film Moves Forward With A Screenwriter, Because That’s The Type Of World We Live In Now
Friday, February 13 by

I’m excited to see the directors interpretation of the green things.

"I'm sexy Rob Lowe, and I torrent all my TV content."
Rob Lowe To Star As Something Called ‘The Grinder’ On Fox
Friday, February 13 by

I hope it’s what I think it is.

You scamp!
Jon Stewart’s Retirement Announcement Cost Viacom $350 Million (Probably)
Friday, February 13 by

How much will it cost for Tosh to leave?

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Producer To Tell The Benghazi Story Next
Thursday, February 12 by

He specializes in atrocities.

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Someone Went And ‘Fixed’ Famous Movie Posters With Clip Art And Comic Sans
Thursday, February 12 by

Let’s do Garamond and hyperrealism next!

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Netflix Accidentally Put Up Season 3 Of ‘House Of Cards’, But Now It’s Back Down
Wednesday, February 11 by

News like this makes me want to repeatedly kill people and keep getting away with it inexplicably.

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‘Alvin And The Chipmunks’ Expands Its Universe To Include A Villainous Tony Hale In ‘Road Chip’
Wednesday, February 11 by

Your move, Marvel.

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The Next ‘Spider-Man’ Films Will Put Peter Parker Back In High School
Wednesday, February 11 by

No child left behind.

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Brian Williams Suspended For Six Months For Having Some Fun With The Truth
Wednesday, February 11 by

Will a six-month suspension restore his credibility?

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Jon Stewart Announced He’s Leaving ‘The Daily Show’
Wednesday, February 11 by

We’re not sure why, but it seems to be amicable.

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‘Mad Men’ Wants Fans To Recreate The Pilot Episode
Tuesday, February 10 by

Maybe they could get fans to recreate the whole series and re-run it.

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‘Portlandia’ To Bring Us Two More Seasons Of Artisanal Lightbulbs, Putting Birds On Things, And Brunch
Tuesday, February 10 by

They should do a season focused on jams. Handmade, locally sourced…jams.

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The Original ‘Law & Order’ Might Return To NBC *DUNH DUNH*
Monday, February 9 by

It’s thought to be a 10-episode run with returning characters.

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Mel Brooks Wants To Make ‘Spaceballs 2′ Soon, But There’s A Snag
Monday, February 9 by

That snag is Rick Moranis wanting to stay retired.

OMG! Their bodies are so different!
Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, And A Sorority ToGet Together For ‘Neighbors 2′
Monday, February 9 by

Because the first one was so funny and good?

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‘Jupiter Ascending’ Bombed At The Box Office, Marking The Wachowskis’ 3rd Flop In A Row
Monday, February 9 by

An $18MM opening domestic weekend against a budget of $200MM. Ouch.

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DVD Copies Of ‘The Interview’ Will Be Tied To Balloons And Floated To The People Of North Korea
Monday, February 9 by

Yes, really. I think.

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Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Could Star In A Sci-Fi Film Together *Internet Explodes*
Monday, February 9 by

They would have very pretty, charming babies.

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After Last Month’s Terror Attack, Paris Has Now Banned The Filming Of Action Sequences In The City
Friday, February 6 by

There’s a carve-out for ‘Expendables’ films, right? TELL ME THERE’S AN EXCEPTION FOR ‘EXPENDABLES’ FILMS!

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Two More ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Films Will Be Released Unless You Say The Safety Word
Friday, February 6 by

The safety word is “stop,” but he’s going to pretend he can’t hear you.

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Diane Kruger, Norman Reedus, And Lena Dunham Will Be In A Film Apparently Cast By MadLibs
Friday, February 6 by

Could a random casting computer program even get more random than this?

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Jason Sudekis And Allison Brie Will Be ‘Sleeping With Other People’
Friday, February 6 by

Let’s hope for the sake of fidelity that those people will be Dave Franco and Olivia Wilde.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’….BANNED IN MALAYSIA!!!!!!
Thursday, February 5 by

Their Prime Minister just keeps ruffling feathers.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Was Originally Going To Be A Lot More Like A Soap Opera
Thursday, February 5 by

Soap operas COULD use more head-crushing.

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Jeff Bridges Fell For A ‘Big Lebowski 2′ Hoax
Thursday, February 5 by

Some people are so excited they’ll believe anything.

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Walt Jr. (R.J. Mitte) From ‘Breaking Bad’ Is A DJ Now
Thursday, February 5 by

I can only imagine him spinning a record, repeating “This is bullsh*t” and “Dad, you’re being weird!” over and over again. It’s not that bad.

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AMC Released A Digital Comic Book To Catch Us Up On ‘Better Call Saul’
Thursday, February 5 by

Saul’s always been kind of a cartoon character, so this makes sense.

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HBO Will Be Opening A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Restaurant In London. YUM!
Wednesday, February 4 by

When I think about the graphic content of ‘Game of Thrones’, my mouth just starts watering.

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‘Point Break’ Redux Will Make Christmas 2015 Way More Extreme
Wednesday, February 4 by

At that point, you might as well just make it next year’s Valentine’s Day film.

I hate hipsters.
AMC To Roll Out A Period TV Series About Fast Food
Wednesday, February 4 by

I’m listening…

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