The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.
Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’
Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.
Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’
Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.
David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney
Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!
Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’
Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

Everyone pictured is safe. For now.
We Will Tell You Who Was Killed On ‘The Simpsons’ Last Night
Monday, September 29 by

Spoiler: It wasn’t anyone important.

She's doing God's work.
‘Modern Family’ Editor Live-Tweets Drunken Club Rat Sitting In Front Of Her On A Flight
Monday, September 29 by

This might be the worst passenger story that doesn’t end in violence.

I wanted to do a photoshopped pic of her as a flat circle, but I...don't know Photoshop. Imagine it, please.
Rachel McAdams Is Now The Favorite For The ‘True Detective’ Lead
Thursday, September 25 by

I guess this means that Gosling is in the running for the last role?

Someone is tweeting about Twitter. It's like 'Inception', but way dumber.
If You Tweet About Movies, Twitter Wants To Find You And Target You With Movie Ads
Thursday, September 25 by

Fun!

Pictured: Leonardo DiCaprio, star of 'Titanic' and 'The Aviator'
Andre 3000 Would Like To See Leo DiCaprio Play Him In An Outkast Biopic
Thursday, September 25 by

That makes two of us.

Smile, Trent. You're rich!
You Can Add Ominous Music To Your Day By Streaming The ‘Gone Girl’ Soundtrack Right Now
Thursday, September 25 by

Music for day care centers

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Rob Schneider Dropped As State Farm Spokesperson For His Vaccination Views
Thursday, September 25 by

Of all the reasons to fire Rob Schneider, they picked this one?

R.I.P. Classy Liam
Liam Neeson Will Also Be Joining ‘Ted 2′ For Some Reason
Thursday, September 25 by

I hope he plays a teenage stoner.

This guy loves playing crappy monsters!
Some Dude From ‘Twilight’ Will Be Playing A Modern Frankenstein
Wednesday, September 24 by

Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.

Neither one is really scaring me.
Wanna See Chris Walken As NBC’s Captain Hook? (We’ll Assume You’re Saying “Yes”)
Wednesday, September 24 by

HOW DID JOHNNY DEPP NOT GET THE CALL?

For your final, identify 5% of these characters.
If You Attend The University Of Baltimore, You Can Take A Class On Marvel Comics
Wednesday, September 24 by

Crabcakes, football, and fanboy bullsh*t. That’s what Maryland does.

Dammit, James. We could have really used you in this shot.
The Next X-Men, ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, Will Recast Storm, Jean Grey, And Cyclops
Wednesday, September 24 by

Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.

A rare photo of Cersei Lannister not banging her brother.
‘Game Of Thrones’ Lena Headey To Take On The Regency Period Undead In ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’
Wednesday, September 24 by

It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.

Nobody's had the heart to tell him that Owen Wilson isn't attached.
Now Vince Vaughn Is Confirmed For ‘True Detective'; Taylor Kitsch Waits By Phone
Tuesday, September 23 by

Now let’s all jump on Vince Vaughn’s head until we turn him into a flat circle.

Why does black-and-white make everything look more important?
Steven Soderbergh Turned ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’ Into A Black-And-White Film
Tuesday, September 23 by

For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.

That's some good diorama-ing!
These Movie Dioramas Of ‘Se7en’, ‘Breaking Bad’, And ‘American Psycho’ Are Better Than Your Middle School Dioramas
Tuesday, September 23 by

More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.

What's on your mind, Vin?
Can We Take A Few Minutes To Talk About The New, Hairy Vin Diesel?
Tuesday, September 23 by

Yes. We can.

You've been replaced, fellas.
‘Star Trek 3′ May Feature William Shatner And Leonard Nimoy
Tuesday, September 23 by

Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.

I hoped that they would never grow up.
The ‘Mighty Ducks 2′ Cast Reunited For Its 20th Anniversary Without Emilio Or Pacey
Monday, September 22 by

Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.

"Dammit, Bryan. Stop doing that director-y thing with your hands and approve this budget."
Bryan Singer Officially Signs On To Direct ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’
Monday, September 22 by

I guess all press is good press.

He looks smug enough to get this done.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt May Play Edward Snowden For Oliver Stone
Monday, September 22 by

I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.

That's not a department-approved haircut, and those earrings aren't regulation, Colin.
Colin Farrell Confirms He’ll Be In HBO’s ‘True Detective’ For Season 2
Monday, September 22 by

He’ll be playing a flat circle. FLAT CIRCLES EVERYWHERE!

He's looking at the Fox development committee storming in.
‘Maze Runner’ Earned Itself A Sequel This Weekend
Monday, September 22 by

These days, if a film doesn’t get the sequel green light by Monday after opening weekend, it’s all but a flop.

What a seaman!
A New 3D Popeye Might Look Like This!
Friday, September 19 by

Do we need a new Popeye? (No, but that’s not going to change things.)

They look pretty content, all right.
According To ‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Al Jean, No One’s Discussed Ending The Show
Friday, September 19 by

“You can have my ‘Simpsons’ when you pry it from my cold, dead hand,” is what he should have said.

He's got a crack team of mercenaries at his disposal, so take this seriously.
‘Expendables 3′ Producer Wants To Go After All 10 Million People That Illegally Download The Movie
Friday, September 19 by

You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.