Relax. There's no Ewoks in this one. You can start breathing again.
That New ‘Star Wars’ Script Is Done
Monday, January 20 by

Because we’re the YouTube generation, it’s just Chewbacca doing the Dougie for 88 minutes.

What the hell is that?
Paramount Is Now A Film Studio That No Longer Uses Film
Monday, January 20 by

Yeah, yeah, “the end of an era,” etc…

Surprise!
‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets A Seventh Season From NBC
Monday, January 20 by

It was strongly hinted-at.

"I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual, if that makes any sense."
NBC To Possibly Air An Actual, Original Idea With ‘Salvation’
Friday, January 17 by

Praise him!

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Eve The Rapper Getting Her Own ABC Show
Friday, January 17 by

Don’t make her the only Ruff Ryder with a sitcom. Give one to DMX!

She was a Munchkin. What have you done that's so great?
R.I.P., The Last Female Munchkin
Friday, January 17 by

One of the most enduring images of The Wizard of Oz is the collection of Munchkins welcoming Dorothy to…I don’t remember where they were welcoming her…Oz? The Yellow Brick Road?…

How is that Native American not Johnny Depp?
One Of The Oscar Nominees For Best Song Might Be The Most Obscure Nominee Ever
Thursday, January 16 by

Who? What? WHAT?

No more hoodies for you, Mr. Rockefeller.
The ‘Avatar’ Actors Will Remain Employed For A Long Time
Thursday, January 16 by

All aboard the gravy train!

This is not that picture.
This Picture Of Prince On The ‘New Girl’ Set Looks Photoshopped, Apparently Isn’t
Wednesday, January 15 by

Can we stop calling her The New Girl? She’s been here for like three years.

Mmmmmmmmmmm...
Blue Meth Is Still Popping Up In New Mexico
Wednesday, January 15 by

Don’t they know their addiction should have ended with the show?

I didn't see the first one, so I would have no idea what's going on.
Your 2013 Razzie Nominations
Wednesday, January 15 by

Or 2014. It’s confusing this time of year.

Please give me the martial arts I was promised.
Netflix Got Your Letters And Will Make A Marco Polo Drama Brimming With Sexuality
Wednesday, January 15 by

You weirdo.

Huh.
HEY NERDS! Fox Readies ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Movie
Tuesday, January 14 by

Prepare ye virginity.

Give that man some teeth!
Here’s What We’ve Learned About The Next Tarantino Film
Tuesday, January 14 by

It’s got a title.

*covers everything in gasoline, gets shot*
‘Reservoir Dogs’ Is On Twitter
Monday, January 13 by

Let us explain…

I didn't know Jesse joined Arcade Fire! Good for him.
Jesse Plemmons, ‘Breaking Bad’s Todd, Up For ‘Star Wars’ Lead?
Monday, January 13 by

As usual, the question mark at the end means we have no idea what we are talking about.

J-Law is so adorable. It takes everything I have not to chain her to my radiator and watch ESPN Classic with her.
An Exhaustive Bullet-Pointed List Of Things That Happened At Last Night’s Golden Globes
Monday, January 13 by

“The best night in the history of the human race,” as the Hollywood Foreign Press likes to call it.

Note: He's not retiring from "life in general."
Shia LaBeouf ‘Retires’ From Public Life
Saturday, January 11 by

I’m going to ask that 99% of celebrities do this.

The news comes from the president of the FX network. (Pictured)
‘Justified’ To Wrap Up After Season Six
Thursday, January 9 by

Season 5 just premiered this week.

BUT CAN THEY WRITE SOMETHING AS GOOD AS "GOAT-BOY"?
‘SNL’ Picks Up Two Black Female Writers As Well, Wants You To Shut Up About Lack Of Black Females Now
Wednesday, January 8 by

If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.

I'd tell him to wax that unibrow, but he's been dead for almost 20 years.
2Pac Auditioned To Be Mace Windu In ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’?
Wednesday, January 8 by

The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.

Mischievous.
Craig Robinson Gets His Own NBC Show
Tuesday, January 7 by

Spoiler alert: He will be terse.

She's already over it, apparently.
Here’s Your Black Female ‘SNL’ Cast Member, America
Tuesday, January 7 by

If ever there was pressure to be funny…

Smile, Ice!
Ice-T Has A Podcast. That Is All.
Tuesday, January 7 by

News about Ice-T: Final Level came out last month, but it was dismissed instantly by millions who refused to believe it, citing the announcement as “too good to be true.”…

Terrifying.
Just In Time For CES: You Can Burn Your 3D TV
Tuesday, January 7 by

You can still submerse yourself in a 3D experience by looking away from your TV, phone or computer.

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All The Goofy Clothes In ‘Her’ Are Available For Sale Now
Monday, January 6 by

SHOCKER: They’re expensive.

"You're prettier than that."
Netflix Also Added Some Pretty Great Movies, But No One Wants To Talk About THAT
Sunday, January 5 by

You can be a little excited about this. I SAID A LITTLE!

It will eventually happen, and it will be as silly and nonsensical as this image.
Fox ISN’T Planning ‘X-Men’ Vs. ‘Fantastic Four’ Movie. RIGGGGGGHHHHHHT.
Friday, January 3 by

I wish they would just take the plot of ‘Reality Bites’, and remake it with superheroes.

Put your hands down, you big showboat.
‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ Sets Record For Use Of The Ole’ F-Word
Friday, January 3 by

Man, the networks are going to butcher this when they air it.

Tony Stark got a little richer.
The 10 Highest-Grossing Films Of 2013
Friday, January 3 by

Two non-remakes, non-adaptations, or non-sequels grace the list.