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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Dwayne Johnson And Kevin Hart Teaming Up For Film We Could Have Just Assumed Was Being Made
Tuesday, November 11 by

They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.

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Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong To Star With Fred Armisen And Selma Blair In Punk Rock Comedy ‘Geezer’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Because punks have a famously awesome sense of humor.

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Ads For Bravo’s New Show ‘Girlfriends’ Guide To Divorce’ Taken Down For Being ‘Inappropriate’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Take that, sacred institution of marriage!

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Bryan Cranston To Produce Crime Drama ‘Sneaky Pete’ On CBS
Tuesday, November 11 by

Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?

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Wes Anderson Is Working On Another Puppet Movie Based On A 1954 Italian Film
Monday, November 10 by

Well, this is a very Wes Anderson headline, now isn’t it?

I'm getting anxiety just looking at this picture.
Johnny Rockets To Revive Drive-Ins In The Most Obnoxious, Johnny Rockets-y Way Possible
Monday, November 10 by

Talk about bittersweet news.

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Amy Schumer Won Us All The Right To Say ‘P*ssy’ On Comedy Central
Monday, November 10 by

What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!

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Willie Nelson Has A Variety Show Waiting For Us
Monday, November 10 by

This will either be very funny or VERY boring.

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Aaron Sorkin Is Done Writing For Television
Monday, November 10 by

To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.

I wish there was an award for celebrities who needed to be slapped around a little. This guy would clean house.
‘The Suicide Squad’ Might Get Jared Leto As Its Joker
Sunday, November 9 by

Another comic book universe of characters…starring…Jared Leto. Yay?

Get ya damn hands up.
‘Hunger Games’ To Become A Theater Production In Summer ’16
Friday, November 7 by

Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?

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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

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You Want Toy Story 4? Fine, You’re Getting A ‘Toy Story 4′ In 2017
Friday, November 7 by

Break out the chaps and spacesuit!

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The Planned George Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art In Chicago Looks Insane
Thursday, November 6 by

Like…”Jar Jar Binks” insane.

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‘Star Wars: Episode 7′ Has A Title: ‘The Force Awakens’
Thursday, November 6 by

We gave it to you in the headline because we love you.

Whee!
Mark Wahlberg To Become Part Robot In ‘The Six Billion Dollar Man’
Thursday, November 6 by

No, it’s not about Mark Zuckerberg.

Take whatever you want, just don't eat me!
After Script Leak Issues, Tarantino Now Forcing ‘Hateful Eight’ Investors To Read Script In A Locked Room
Wednesday, November 5 by

I mean, I’m sure it’s a really nice room, but come on.

They're talking about tinted glasses, I bet.
U2 Sets A Residency For ‘Tonight Show’ Because All The Cool Bands Have Residencies
Wednesday, November 5 by

Real original, U2.

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Get Ready For A Football Comedy From…Laura Dern And Judd Apatow?
Wednesday, November 5 by

I would wager good money on this having painful NFL star cameos.

Whoa. Lookin' good.
Jeff Daniels And 50% Of The Farrelly Brothers Are Down For ‘Dumb And Dumber 3′
Wednesday, November 5 by

Let’s not wait until they’re 70 for that one.

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Christopher Nolan Decided Not To Give ‘Man Of Steel’ A Post-Credit Teaser Scene
Tuesday, November 4 by

I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.

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‘Zombieland’ Director To Tell The True Story Of An 87-Year Old Drug Mule
Tuesday, November 4 by

That’s one slow mule.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch
Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined
Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel
Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Christopher Nolan Hasn’t Ruled Out A Return To Superhero Films
Friday, October 31 by

He likes easy money. So sue him.

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‘The Colbert Report’ Has Set A Date For Its Final Show *Tear*
Friday, October 31 by

And that date is…

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Rob Zombie Will Be Crowdsourcing His Next Horror Film, ’31’
Friday, October 31 by

I don’t think it’s about Baskin Robbins.

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‘Hello Ladies’ Will Return From Its HBO Grave For A Movie Finale
Friday, October 31 by

An announcement as awkward as the show.