It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)
You’re not the only one who thinks it’s a weird premise.
Also, we will explain what a dolly track is, and the length of this one is newsworthy.
Unless this is an examination of why he’s so weird, it might miss the mark.
It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.
We’re going to get through this. Put the knife down.
Lookin’ fly, soul brothas.
In news that’s likely to make fans of Bully (is there such a thing?) rejoice, a press release was issued today stating that TWC and Netflix have reached an agreement…
A little levity. We hope.
It would be funny if the film turned out to be a documentary about crime and poverty.
His name is Timur Bekmambetov. I’m putting that here so I won’t have to type it again.
With the end in sight for Mad Men after next season, Jon Hamm must look onward and upward. And no film career would be complete without a family-friendly sports triumph,…
Everyone dies at the end. At the very, very end. Of their lives.
Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.
People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)
What’s prowling? Cause I think I might be guilty of it.
Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?
The flowers they speak of are actually incest.
And if so, why the hell wouldn’t he take it?
GET THIS MAN IN A LARS VON TRIER FILM, STAT!
It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.
At least they’re not ragging on Lohan.
Don’t worry. It won’t be about humblebrags.
Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.
Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.
I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.
NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.
$3 million for 96 hours of work is practically slave wages.
Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.