Who’s gonna camp out with me? Oh, guys, this is gonna be so great!

This is one Hellboy visit that won’t terrify you.

Oh man! I’m really excited about this project because I’m completely unaware of the existence of pornography!

Who wants theme park rides that make you think? *not a single hand raised*

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

Psych!

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.

This won’t get old.

Yes, but do they have vintage freezers. You know, the kind without ice machines?

“Are you a cop? You know you have to tell me if you are…”

Finally, a show about police officers.

His name is Paul Verhoeven, and no one thing defines him.

Totally cherry rides. Totally.

Get ready to not rock.

I prefer my toys not to talk, but just to stand there all sexy.

Let’s hope she doesn’t go method for this one.

The new “Danger Zone” is any spot on a straight line between Val Kilmer and the craft services table.

NBC tried to come up with a more original concept for its programming, but claimed it was “really really hard,” then threw its books to the ground and went to the quad.

They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.

How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?

Do your job and FIRE THIS MAN, OBAMA!

His girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes him a vegetarian too.

I would put a funny MacGruber quote here if I thought that anyone would get the reference.

He’s so charming and likable….IT’S SCARY!!!!