Street Fightin' Men.
Seth Rogen To Make A Film About The Sega And Nintendo Rivalry In The Early 90′s
Tuesday, February 25 by

I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.

She's running from typecasting.
Amanda Seyfried Replaces (Mostly) Mila Kunis In ‘Ted 2′
Tuesday, February 25 by

I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.

They deserve bigger pillows to sit atop.
Here’s A List Of All The 2014 Oscars Presenters
Monday, February 24 by

Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.

This is no laughing matter, Erin.
Erin Andrews To Co-Host ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Wildly Predictable Announcement
Monday, February 24 by

Her slide towards the lowest common denominator continues…

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NBC To Bring Back ‘Heroes’, The Show That Drove Itself Into The Ground
Monday, February 24 by

*changes channel*

And that's when Edward realized he had four minutes to get ready for the Oscars.
Edward Norton To Make ‘Motherless Brooklyn’ After 15 Years Of Waiting
Friday, February 21 by

It’s not about expensive coffee and mustaches, surprisingly.

Sure. I'll play this game.
#truedetectiveseason2 Twitter Meme Offers Some Interesting ‘True Detectives’ Pairings
Friday, February 21 by

Remember: There’s no “s” on the end of “Detective.” It’s confusing.

Her eyes follow you around the room. Like the "Mona Lisa."
Brie Larson Teams With Judd Apatow For ‘Trainwreck’
Thursday, February 20 by

You had your chance, Katherine Heigl.

We get it, Beck. It's a Bob Dylan phase. Jesus.
The ‘Mad Men’ Theme Song Was Offered To Beck
Thursday, February 20 by

I wouldn’t mind hearing “Devil’s Haircut’ every time Sally Draper comes onscreen.

What are they looking at that's so captivating?
The ‘Entourage’ Movie Has Started Filming
Wednesday, February 19 by

Let us explain why this is newsworthy…

He'll spend his free time investigating hand-enlargement options.
CeeLo Leaves ‘The Voice’; The Nation’s Flags Lower To Half-Mast
Wednesday, February 19 by

His home planet needs him.

"Please stop asking me to 'enhance that image'. That isn't a thing."
‘CSI’ Spinoff To Amaze Old People With…The Internet
Wednesday, February 19 by

If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.

Pictured: Two things that will never, ever exist and we should just let go of.
Nike Again Teases Us With The ‘Back To The Future’ Power Lace Sneakers
Tuesday, February 18 by

Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.

Honestly, that's just good advice inside or outside the context of the show.
Cards Against Humanity Unveils ‘House Of Cards’ Expansion Pack For Fans Of All Things Cards
Monday, February 17 by

Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.

Delicious.
And Now Lifetime Is Going To Tell The Story Of Christ With ‘The One’
Monday, February 17 by

Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman

90% of musical theater is jazz hands.
‘Scrubs’ Is Heading To Broadway?
Monday, February 17 by

Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.

Get. That. Dirtoffyourshoulder.
Obama Takes Hard-Line ‘No Spoilers’ Position On ‘House Of Cards’ Season 2
Friday, February 14 by

He should really binge-watch it if he’s so concerned. Reagan never would have pleaded to the public like this.

In her downtime, Meredith enjoys participating in age-inappropriate back-to-school ads.
Bob Costas’ Oozing Eyes Cause Meredith Viera To An Olympic Pioneer
Friday, February 14 by

That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”

Were you expecting a P.T. Anderson film?
Katrina Bowden Graduates From ’30 Rock’ To Play A Hooker On TNT
Friday, February 14 by

They grow up so fast.

All eyez on him.
John Singleton To Direct Tupac Biopic
Thursday, February 13 by

Will finally resolve the issue if heaven got a ghetto.

This is our fate. There is no avoiding it.
Time Warner And Comcast Merger To Create Cable Company Death Star
Thursday, February 13 by

As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

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5 Reasons to Watch Geek & Sundry’s New Webseries, Caper
Wednesday, February 12 by

Good guys acting bad.

The best part about writing John Travolta articles is selecting funny Travolta pics.
John Travolta To Play The Lead Voice In ‘Gummy Bear’
Tuesday, February 11 by

I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

I can already tell I'm going to need to be in a certain mood to watch this film.
The Grand Budapest Hotel Has An Appropriately Wes Anderson-y Website
Monday, February 10 by

This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.