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The ‘LEGO Movie’s Batman Will Get His Own Film
Monday, October 13 by

He’s the LEGO hero we deserve.

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Netflix Is Gonna Charge You A Little More If You Want Ultra HD Streaming
Monday, October 13 by

Unless you were doing it before August 12th. Then you’re good for a couple years.

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‘American Horror Story’ Sets Ratings Records For FX, Gets Itself Another Season
Monday, October 13 by

Brace yourself for ‘American Horror Story: Applebee’s Over by the Airport’.

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‘Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs’ Is Being Developed As A TV Show
Monday, October 13 by

I bet the die-hard fans will just call it ‘Cloudy’. So cool…

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Bill Hader Hosted The Lowest-Rated ‘SNL’ Episode Ever
Monday, October 13 by

In fairness to Hader, the show has been performing terribly since last season.

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‘Archer’ Drops Its ‘ISIS’ Acronym, Because, Well, You Know…
Monday, October 13 by

The less said about it, the better.

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‘Transparent’ Renewed For Second Season By Amazon
Friday, October 10 by

One more show to get around to watching. Quite the backlog.

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OMG, The Czech Adaptation Of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Is Called ‘Everybody Loves Rudy’!
Friday, October 10 by

Rudy? Who the f*ck is Rudy?

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Sorry, Gwar: Katy Perry To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show
Friday, October 10 by

I’m going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.

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Robert Duvall Goes On ‘Letterman’ Saying Stephen Colbert ‘Isn’t That Funny’
Friday, October 10 by

Robert Duvall is WRONG.

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A Third ‘Da Vinci Code’ Film Is Coming, But Not Before ‘Star Wars’
Friday, October 10 by

Furry aliens always beat biblical mysteries. Always.

They should shoot the film in New Mexico. Great tax incentives there for filmmakers.
Casey Affleck, Son Of Boston, To Star In Movie About The Boston Marathon Bombing
Thursday, October 9 by

He called dibs, leaving his brother and the Wahlbergs in the dust.

What's so funny, Jon?
Jon Stewart Was Offered ‘Meet The Press’ By NBC. He Passed.
Thursday, October 9 by

He’s sorta got a good thing going where he is.

Someone needs to slime him in that fancy suit of his.
‘Ghostbusters’ Is Officially Being Rebooted By Paul Feig And Will Star ‘Hilarious Women’
Thursday, October 9 by

By ‘hilarious women’, I’m pretty sure Paul Feig means ‘Melissa McCarthy and some other women’.

I mean no disrespect when I say: He looks like a female clown in this photo.
Jay Leno Will Host A Car Show On CNBC, Possibly Covered In Denim
Wednesday, October 8 by

Breaking: Jay Leno likes cars a lot.

OMG! What a dork!
‘The Flash’ Enjoys Most Successful Debut For A CW Show In 5 Years
Wednesday, October 8 by

Which is a distinction again to being named “tallest dwarf.”

We'll have to find his art elsewhere.
Warner Bros. Dropping Adam Sandler Project, Probably Because He’s With Netflix Now
Wednesday, October 8 by

If you were in the market for a ‘Magnificent Seven’ spoof with a bunch of Sandler’s friends…I’m sorry. For a lot of reasons.

One of the many locations that the TV shoot can't afford to shoot on.
‘Rush Hour’ Pilot Coming To CBS From ‘Scrubs’ Creator, Without Chris Tucker Or Jackie Chan
Wednesday, October 8 by

There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.

His hate for this idea is "this big."
Cameron Crowe Puts The Kibosh On ‘Say Anything’ TV Series
Wednesday, October 8 by

John Cusack was equally miffed.

He was the last guy to wear a fedora without looking like a douche.
Yet Again, ‘Uncle Buck’ Is Getting Turned Into A TV Show
Wednesday, October 8 by

They tried this in 1990. It…it didn’t work.

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Watch Tom Cruise Get Killed Over And Over Again In This ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ Supercut
Tuesday, October 7 by

it’s cathartic for us to watch him die. Don’t read too much into it.

Don't bother her. She's working.
J.K Rowling Is Likely Working On Something ‘Harry Potter’-Related Right Now
Tuesday, October 7 by

This very instant. As you’re reading this, she’s probably writing something about a wand or a British person.

Daryl better still be kicking around in a year.
‘Walking Dead’ Renewed For A Sixth Season Just Before Season Five Premiere
Tuesday, October 7 by

No surprise here. AMC will continue to keep zombies in our lives.

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The Foo Fighters Will Do A Week-Long Residency On The ‘Late Show’ With Letterman
Tuesday, October 7 by

Better book your time now before that weasel Colbert inches in. Kidding. Colbert’s great.

He's thinking about how to cast Kato Kaelin.
Ryan Murphy To Give Us A Crime Anthology Sister Show To ‘American Horror Story’
Tuesday, October 7 by

Are anthologies hot right now? Yes. Anthologies are hot right now.

I like my women blue, so this is right up my alley.
Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique Will Be The Focus Of The Next ‘X-Men’ Movie
Monday, October 6 by

The biggest actress in the world will be the center of attention. Makes sense!

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Gerard Depardieu Admits To Having Been A Child Prostitute, Which…Isn’t Something You Normally Hear People Say
Monday, October 6 by

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Wait. Whoa.

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‘Twin Peaks’ Returning To Showtime In 2016
Monday, October 6 by

This is going to be awesome and weird and confusing.

They sure do look naked. And afraid.
Seth Rogen And James Franco To Appear On Discovery’s ‘Naked And Afraid’?
Monday, October 6 by

If not, they’re sure going to great lengths to make us believe they are.

Come on, Bill. Cough it up. We can see the tail.
Bill Murray Has A 1-800 Number To Call In Lieu Of A Casting Agent
Friday, October 3 by

The myth of Murray continues.