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Rainn Wilson, Demi Lovato, And Mandy Patinkin Sign On For ‘Get Smurfy’
Monday, June 15 by

Yup, the ‘Smurfs’ sequel is a nod to ‘Get Shorty’. Weird.

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‘Jurassic World’ Had The Biggest Opening Weekend Ever (UPDATE: Yup, It Did)
Monday, June 15 by

It beat ‘The Avengers’ by about a million bucks.

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Amy Poehler To Play Will Ferrell’s Wife In Gambling Comedy ‘The House’
Monday, June 15 by

She’s like a blonde Joe Pesci.

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HBO Decides To Make Season 2 Of ‘The Leftovers’ Even More Boring By Moving Them To East Texas
Friday, June 12 by

It’s almost impressive how they sucked so much fun out of a great premise.

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‘Hateful Eight’ Will Only Come Out On Christmas In 70mm Theaters
Friday, June 12 by

I like my Tarantino films wiiiiiiiiiiide.

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David Fincher’s HBO Show ‘Videosynchrazy’ Is Put On Indefinite Hold
Friday, June 12 by

It seems HBO didn’t like what they saw.

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ABC (Finally) Showed Us LeBron James’ Penis Last Night During The NBA Finals
Friday, June 12 by

“One shining moment.”

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Matthew Vaughn Is Writing The Sequel To ‘Kingsman’
Friday, June 12 by

They have to find a way to incorporate the Samuel L. Jackson villain again. That guy was awesome.

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‘SNL’s Colin Jost Wrote A Lifeguard Comedy For Netflix
Thursday, June 11 by

I remember when ‘SNL’ people couldn’t do terrible Lorne Michaels films until AFTER they were on the show.

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Hulu To Celebrate Its ‘Seinfeld’ Acquisition With A Recreation Of Jerry’s Apartment
Thursday, June 11 by

Finally, a place for me to hang out and do nothing.

"They'll be with you in just a moment. May I get you something to drink?"
The New Lady-Friendly ‘Ghostbusters’ Will Of Course Feature Chris Hemsworth
Wednesday, June 10 by

Because of their female urges.

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Amazon To Help Fund Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’ Project
Wednesday, June 10 by

Things always have a way of working out for that guy. Quixote, that is.

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Burger King Paid $200,000 To Have The Burger King King Stand Next To American Pharoah’s Trainer At The Belmont
Wednesday, June 10 by

It’s good to be (Burger) King.

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The Second Day Of Comic-Con Will Feature 7 (SEVEN!) ‘Star Wars’-Related Panels
Wednesday, June 10 by

Mark Hamill gotta eat!

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Fox Really Wants People To Forget About Those Previous ‘Fantastic Four’ Films
Wednesday, June 10 by

Maybe if you don’t want people confused, don’t give your reboot the exact same name?

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Reese Witherspoon Steps Up Her Pun Game From ‘Legally Blonde’ To ‘Opening Belle’
Wednesday, June 10 by

Wordplay truly worthy of the USA Network.

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Joe Carnahan Is In Talks To Direct ‘Bad Boys 3′, Leaving Us Bay-Less
Wednesday, June 10 by

Do we actually want Michael bay for this? I think we might.

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You Thirsty For ‘Breaking Bad’-Inspired Vodka?
Tuesday, June 9 by

Soon to be available in Red Velvet Birthday Gummi Bear flavor, no doubt.

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Ice Cube To Square Off Against Charlie Day In ‘Fist Fight’
Tuesday, June 9 by

Ice Cube will kick his ass. But what if that’s what they WANT us to think…

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‘The Walking Dead’s Jon Bernthal To Kill Even More People As The Punisher In The Second Season Of ‘Daredevil
Tuesday, June 9 by

Another guy to kick people and get kicked by people.

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Baz Luhrmann Casts America’s Sweetheart Jaden Smith In ‘The Get Down’
Tuesday, June 9 by

The 1970’s Bronx couldn’t be further from Jaden Smith’s existence, but I guess that’s why the call it “acting.”

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Quentin Tarantino Retrofitting Up To 50 Theaters To Accommodate His Ultrawide 70mm Print
Tuesday, June 9 by

This sounds like it will be worth the hassle.

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‘Degrassi’ Will Live On At Netflix After Its Cancellation From TeenNick
Tuesday, June 9 by


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Here’s The Complete ‘Jurassic World’ Soundtrack From Composer Michael Giacchino
Tuesday, June 9 by

Not a single song has the word “dinosaur” in it. Weird.

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Here’s The Official Plot Of ‘Batman v Superman’, In Case The Title Didn’t Clue You In
Tuesday, June 9 by

Again, it’s what you’d think.

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Fox Pits ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Writing Team Against ‘Broad City’ Writing Team For That Female ’21 Jumpstreet’ Script
Monday, June 8 by

Let the most hilarious, self-referential script win!

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The New Showrunner For ‘Daredevil’ Is Writing A New ‘Akira’ Script For Warner Bros.
Monday, June 8 by

Don’t say this guy doesn’t like gritty, urban crime stories.

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‘Boondock Saints’ Will Be Getting A TV Prequel If Director Troy Duffy Has His Way
Monday, June 8 by

Yikes. This guy is really married to this franchise, isn’t he?

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Dave Grohl And HBO Lines Up Season 2 Of ‘Sonic Highways’
Monday, June 8 by

It sounds like we’ll get the documentary without the cheesy Foo Fighters songs at the end.

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‘Top Gear’ Gang Looks To Be Heading To Netflix For A New Show
Monday, June 8 by

Looks like the band will be getting back together for a totally different (but not really) show.

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