None of those little yellow dots are film genres.
BuzzFeed Has Raised $50 Million To Make Movies. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Monday, August 11 by

If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.

If you were to connect them, JFL's eyebrows would form a perfect right angle.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, And Lizzie Caplan Will Be Starring In…A Christmas Movie
Monday, August 11 by

It will also be directed by Jonathan Levine and co-star Anthony Mackie.

Feel the love.
Netflix President ‘Positive’ Of ‘Arrested Development’s Return, Making Us Positively Happy
Friday, August 8 by

It’s not ‘AD’ unless Martin Mull returns as Gene Parmesan.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

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James Van Der Beek To (Finally) Return To Our Lives In ‘CSI: Cyber’ As…Agent Elijah Mundo
Thursday, August 7 by

The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

If that guys starts strangling Larry David, that's would encapsulate my feelings regarding this news.
Larry David’s Going To Broadway Before Thinking About New ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Epsidodes
Thursday, August 7 by

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

I know that feeling!
Get Those Sweaters Out Of Mothballs: Bill Cosby Is Returning To NBC
Wednesday, August 6 by

JUST MAKE IT LIKE ‘THE COSBY SHOW’, OK?

They should at least DRESS like the Super Troopers, right?
The ‘Super Troopers’ Fellas Are Making A TBS Sitcom That Sounds Pretty Sitcom-y
Wednesday, August 6 by

It will not be ‘Super Troopers’: The Series, unfortunately.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

That's dangerously close to a Wes Anderson font, Mr. Fincher.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘The Social Network’
Tuesday, August 5 by

If Trent Reznor and David Fincher couldn’t make Facebook cool, then it was probably beyond hope.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

That's his "serious" face. It needs some work.
Vince Vaughn To Take A Break From Phoning It In For ‘True Detective’?
Monday, August 4 by

The question mark means it’s unsure. Duh.

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

Ahh, wistful memories!
Chris Pratt Tells The World About The Time He Showed Amy Poehler His Penis
Friday, August 1 by

NBC wasn’t thrilled.

I could see them doing another one of these if it does well. Oh. They've already committed to that.
It’s Pretty Clear That ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Is Going To Kill At The Box Office This Weekend
Friday, August 1 by

‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.

The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

Yeah. Let's make a film with scenes like this MORE ridiculous.
The Director Of ‘Con Air’ Wants To Discuss A ‘Con Air’ Sequel In Space
Friday, August 1 by

And we will let him…

Something tells me he can pull this off.
Jamie Foxx Will Play Mike Tyson In An Upcoming Biopic
Thursday, July 31 by

Better get that dialect coach on the phone.

Cheer up, Jim! You're on two networks!
Jim Gaffigan’s Sitcom Picked Up By Comedy Central AND TV Land
Thursday, July 31 by

This must be a great show. Any time the number of networks that pick up a show is greater than “one,” it means that show is great.

PUT HIM IN A POWDERED WIG THIS INSTANT!
‘Office Space’s Ron Livingston To Play Paul Revere In AMC Comedy ‘We Hate Paul Revere’
Wednesday, July 30 by

Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.

This look, just like Vince Vaughn, has not stood the test of time.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Swingers’
Tuesday, July 29 by

Wherein one of the most interesting films of the decade spawns some of the least interesting trends.

Khaki appears to be the hot trend in Milan prisons.
Prison Dumps Orange Jumpsuits, Because ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Made Them Cool
Tuesday, July 29 by

Man, prison is so awesome.

George R.R. Martin Won’t Write A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode This Season, Because He’s Got Books To Finish
Tuesday, July 29 by

Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.

Give Coldplay's Chris Martin his hat back, Simon. That's his image you're f*cking with.
Simon Pegg Will Probably Appear In The New ‘Star Wars’ (But Maybe Not His Face?)
Tuesday, July 29 by

He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Legendary Wants Director Joe Cornish For Its ‘King Kong’ Prequel ‘Skull Island’
Tuesday, July 29 by

It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.

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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series
Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?