I spelled “theaters” the British way for thematic consistency.

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

It sounds a lot like a lot of other things. Like, A LOT of other things.

“Boomtown, Population: *Kablamow!*”

“I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!”

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

In honor of ‘Resident Evil: Damnation”…

She got dizzy and fell right into our hearts.

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

Y’all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dre.

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

Van. Dammage.

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

You will be missed, MCD.

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

Oh, man. I don’t want to give it away here, but it’s a keeper.

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

Further evidence that LeBron is 100% incapable of being his own man.