Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Don’t stray too far from Broadway.
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Yup, it’s come to this.
Yes, but will any of them be reality shows about empty, stupid people?
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
In which Zach Braff uses indie rock in an attempt to make morose whining cool.
Probably not even half that.
If you complain, you always get what you want. That’s the lesson here.
“I don’t have time for this. I have imps to watch!”
Well, all right then.
That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.
May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.
“You’ve Got..Steve Buscemi?”
I hope they make the whale “urban.”
However, Vin Diesel is in talks to replace Al Gore in the sequel. No. Not really.
Talkin’ bout money, homey? He ain’t concerned.
I dunno, Apollo 13 was about people in space, and I barely laughed at all during that.
The movie and soundtrack have something to offer, provided you can get past the painful triple-pun title.
Can’t they just clone Cee-Lo?
Happy to see people in Hollywood making money!
I envision her at University of Texas – El Paso.
Harrison Ford has seven installments left in him. Easy.
When you click on this link, Ginuwine’s “Pony” is supposed to start playing. Did it work?
They’re dragging Peter Dinklage into it, too.
He made a joke. It wasn’t very funny, and it was very tasteless out of context, and only slightly less so in context.
Questions like, “Was Ray-Ray happy with his fade?”
In this day and age, I would think we could come up with a few more sins.