Kid riding toy car
From The Dept. Of Good Taste: Universal Studios To Create ‘Fast And Furious’ Ride
Wednesday, April 9 by

Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!

This would look odd in Brentwood.
New York And Los Angeles Both Vying For Post-Letterman ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, April 9 by

Don’t stray too far from Broadway.

Tina Fey boxing up Amy Poehler's head.
Amy Poehler And Tina Fey To Co-Star in ‘The Nest’
Wednesday, April 9 by

Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.

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NBC Wants You To Pitch Them Your Shows
Wednesday, April 9 by

Yup, it’s come to this.

New slogan: "Watch the inane shit that happens."
Holy Hell, Bravo Just Announced 15 New Series
Tuesday, April 8 by

Yes, but will any of them be reality shows about empty, stupid people?

Captain America profile
FINALLY ‘Captain America 3′ Gets A Release Date
Tuesday, April 8 by

Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?

Jaden Smith on the red carpet.
Jaden Smith To Revisit The Karate Kid Franchise HI-YA! *Breaks Board With Head*
Tuesday, April 8 by

When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.

Zach Braff and Natalie Portman on a motorcycle in 'Garden State'.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Garden State’
Tuesday, April 8 by

In which Zach Braff uses indie rock in an attempt to make morose whining cool.

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‘Captain America 2′ Made $96 Million This Weekend. How Much Did You Make?
Monday, April 7 by

Probably not even half that.

HIMYM cast photo
Because You Were Diligent In Complaining, ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Release An Alternate Ending On DVD
Monday, April 7 by

If you complain, you always get what you want. That’s the lesson here.

Loading problems on HBO Go
‘Game Of Thrones’ Crashes HBO Go, Because Everything Crashes HBO Go
Monday, April 7 by

“I don’t have time for this. I have imps to watch!”

Man diffusing a bomb
Fox To Air Bomb-Diffusing Game Show From Israel Called ‘Boom’
Monday, April 7 by

Well, all right then.

Smile guys. You're slightly richer with this news!
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Renewed For Two More Seasons, Will Become Second Longest Running Comedy Ever
Monday, April 7 by

That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.

Stephen Colbert posing.
Report: Stephen Colbert Is The Top Choice To Replace Letterman
Friday, April 4 by

May he’ll play some cowardly liberal this time around.

Steve Buscemi
You Want A Steve Buscemi Reality Series Streaming On AOL? YOU GOT IT!
Thursday, April 3 by

“You’ve Got..Steve Buscemi?”

A wooden whale
Animal Planet Will Give Us A ‘Moby Dick’ Movie From The Whale’s Point Of View
Thursday, April 3 by

I hope they make the whale “urban.”

Al Gore standing in front of a map.
‘An Inconvenient Truth’ May Be Getting A Sequel That May Not Be Called ’2 Inconvenient 2 Truth’
Thursday, April 3 by

However, Vin Diesel is in talks to replace Al Gore in the sequel. No. Not really.

Paul Feig and Melissa McCarthy posing together.
The Melissa McCarthy/Jason Statham Film ‘Spy’ Will Also Star 50 Cent
Wednesday, April 2 by

Talkin’ bout money, homey? He ain’t concerned.

Women in Space picture
‘Women In Space’ To Venture Into Deep Abyss Of HBO
Wednesday, April 2 by

I dunno, Apollo 13 was about people in space, and I barely laughed at all during that.

Poll Results 538 Gender Bias
Wacky Box Office Study Says Movies Do Better With Women In Them
Wednesday, April 2 by

No way!

Martin Blank reading with a pistol.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Grosse Pointe Blank’
Tuesday, April 1 by

The movie and soundtrack have something to offer, provided you can get past the painful triple-pun title.

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Pharrell, Sadly And Predictably, Will Join ‘The Voice’ Next Season
Monday, March 31 by

Can’t they just clone Cee-Lo?

Captain America kneeling on a car
Why Yes, The ‘Captain America’ Sequel Did Make A Lot Of Money Overseas
Monday, March 31 by

Happy to see people in Hollywood making money!

The University of Iowa Campus looking west from Old Capitol and the Pentacrest.
University Of Iowa Doesn’t Want HBO’s ‘Girls’ Filming On Campus
Monday, March 31 by

I envision her at University of Texas – El Paso.

Bradley Cooper, looking slightly more handsome than normal.
Everything You’ve Heard About An Upcoming Indiana Jones Is A Filthy Lie
Saturday, March 29 by

Harrison Ford has seven installments left in him. Easy.

Like a giant bumblebee with a stinger full of Texas sexy.
Magic Mike Is Getting A Sequel And A New Director
Friday, March 28 by

When you click on this link, Ginuwine’s “Pony” is supposed to start playing. Did it work?

Adam Sandler, Kiefer Sutherland, and Kevin James hanging out.
Adam Sandler And Kevin James To Star In Film About Iconic Video Game Characters Attacking Earth
Friday, March 28 by

They’re dragging Peter Dinklage into it, too.

"Ok everyone. Settle down. I can explain."
Colbert Report Joke Leads To Sincere #CancelColbert Campaign
Friday, March 28 by

He made a joke. It wasn’t very funny, and it was very tasteless out of context, and only slightly less so in context.

Ice Cube smiling
‘Barbershop 3′ To Answer The Myriad Questions Raised At The End Of ‘Barbershop 2′
Thursday, March 27 by

Questions like, “Was Ray-Ray happy with his fade?”

Morgan Spurlock Super Size Me
Showtime Will Get ‘Seven Deadly Sins’ From Showtime
Thursday, March 27 by

In this day and age, I would think we could come up with a few more sins.