These new Lincoln ads are getting really high-concept.
Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers
Monday, November 17 by

Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by

COME ON!

Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

Got milk?
Cross Your Fingers: Christoph Waltz Could Be The Next Bond Villain
Friday, November 14 by

Cross them harder!

I bet Donald Sutherland was heckling them from off-camera. What a prankster!
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, And Liam Hemsworth Introduce A New ‘Mockingjay’ Clip
Thursday, November 13 by

Mock…YEAH!…ing…YEAH!…jay…YEAH!

Pictured: Jeremiah Potatohead, heir apparent to the Hasbro fortune.
Dreamworks Animation Looking To Merge With Hasbro To Give Us The Toy Films We Deserve
Thursday, November 13 by

How did you get to be like that, Mr. Potato Head?

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

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Create Your Own, Better ‘Star Wars’ Subtitle With This Widget
Wednesday, November 12 by

Go ahead. Let it all out.

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David O. Russell, Jennifer Lawrence, And Robert DeNiro Reuniting For Biopic About The Miracle Mop Inventor
Wednesday, November 12 by

If you’re looking for Bradley Cooper’s name somewhere, you’re not going to find it.

How come none of my appearances are in courtrooms that nice?
TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less
Tuesday, November 11 by

I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.

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Sony Is Considering A ‘Spider-Man’ Aunt May Spinoff…This Has To Stop
Tuesday, November 11 by

Raise your hand if you require more Aunt May backstory.

Are those women trapped in glass? I really need to revisit this movie.
‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ Sequel News! Don’t Act Like You’re Not Interested
Tuesday, November 11 by

Tell your aunt. She wouldn’t shut up about the first one.

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Amazon Rolls Out Seven New Shows, Forcing Us To Take It Seriously
Tuesday, November 11 by

Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.

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Dwayne Johnson And Kevin Hart Teaming Up For Film We Could Have Just Assumed Was Being Made
Tuesday, November 11 by

They’ll play former classmates who now work for the CIA. DUH.

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Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong To Star With Fred Armisen And Selma Blair In Punk Rock Comedy ‘Geezer’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Because punks have a famously awesome sense of humor.

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Ads For Bravo’s New Show ‘Girlfriends’ Guide To Divorce’ Taken Down For Being ‘Inappropriate’
Tuesday, November 11 by

Take that, sacred institution of marriage!

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Bryan Cranston To Produce Crime Drama ‘Sneaky Pete’ On CBS
Tuesday, November 11 by

Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?

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Wes Anderson Is Working On Another Puppet Movie Based On A 1954 Italian Film
Monday, November 10 by

Well, this is a very Wes Anderson headline, now isn’t it?

I'm getting anxiety just looking at this picture.
Johnny Rockets To Revive Drive-Ins In The Most Obnoxious, Johnny Rockets-y Way Possible
Monday, November 10 by

Talk about bittersweet news.

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Amy Schumer Won Us All The Right To Say ‘P*ssy’ On Comedy Central
Monday, November 10 by

What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!

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Willie Nelson Has A Variety Show Waiting For Us
Monday, November 10 by

This will either be very funny or VERY boring.

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Aaron Sorkin Is Done Writing For Television
Monday, November 10 by

To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.

I wish there was an award for celebrities who needed to be slapped around a little. This guy would clean house.
‘The Suicide Squad’ Might Get Jared Leto As Its Joker
Sunday, November 9 by

Another comic book universe of characters…starring…Jared Leto. Yay?

Get ya damn hands up.
‘Hunger Games’ To Become A Theater Production In Summer ’16
Friday, November 7 by

Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet? Isitsummer’16yet?

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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

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You Want Toy Story 4? Fine, You’re Getting A ‘Toy Story 4′ In 2017
Friday, November 7 by

Break out the chaps and spacesuit!