The Crow rooftop
Soundtrack Studies: ‘The Crow’
Tuesday, April 22 by

“Ca-CAW! CA-CAWWW!”

You're home again, Laura.
Laura Prepon Will Return Full-Time To ‘Orange Is The New Black’ In Season 3
Monday, April 21 by

We can’t stay mad at you, Laura. Get over here and give us a hug.

Pied Piper shirt.
HBO, Feeling Humorous, Renews ‘Veep’ And ‘Silicon Valley’
Monday, April 21 by

HBO, once considered a bastion of televised drama, has recently been flexing some comedic muscle as many of its dramatic series near the end of their runs. So it should…

OMG!
Aubrey Plaza Pissed Her Character Is The Only One Without A Baby On ‘Parks And Rec’
Monday, April 21 by

To be fair though, she seems like she’s pissed about a lot of things.

Will Ferrell with an afro
Will Ferrell Is Going To Bring Us A Rom-Com Girls Chasing A DJ
Friday, April 18 by

He isn’t starring, but that’s just because it’s not a movie about sports.

"Smile for the camera, Steven. Okayyyy...That's go-...that's good. Good smile."
Spielberg To Take Audience Boredom To New Levels With His New Film About An 1800′s Jewish Priest
Friday, April 18 by

This will make ‘War Horse’ look like ‘The Matrix’

It's not THAT bad. Ok. It is.
The First Predator Suit Was Terrible And Was Worn By Jean-Claude Van Damme
Thursday, April 17 by

Relax. The red suit is just a placeholder.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire
‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel To Harken Back To Robin Williams’ Tolerable Days
Thursday, April 17 by

Just when a nation had healed from an epidemic of run-by fruitings.

Play that funky music, white boys and girls.
Wanna See J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Wars’ Films With A Live Orchestra? Now You Can*
Tuesday, April 15 by

*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.

BRING ON THE NOSTALGIA.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘The Big Chill’
Tuesday, April 15 by

This soundtrack is the musical equivalent of wrapping a chenille blanket around someone, handing them some tea, and repeating softly, “We’re all in this together, and you’re doing great.”

Generation Award winner Mark Wahlberg, so stand up and take your hat off.
Compare Your 2014 MTV Movie Awards Pool To The ACTUAL Winners
Monday, April 14 by

What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”

Roland Emmerich in Beatles shirt.
Roland Emmerich To Take On Gay Rights Just Like He Did Global Warming And Giant Lizards
Friday, April 11 by

Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!

John Cusack in Better Off Dead
Remember The ‘Teen Comedy’ Genre? The Director Of ‘Better Off Dead’ Is Making Another One
Friday, April 11 by

To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.

Lego Woman
‘Lego Movie’ Director Craves More Lego Women
Thursday, April 10 by

The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Stephen Colbert
BREAKING: Stephen Colbert Will Replace Letterman
Thursday, April 10 by

This is a gutsy, awesome choice.

Tarantino with a camera
Quentin Tarntino Will Do A Live Reading Of ‘Hateful Eight’ With Still No Plans To Film It
Thursday, April 10 by

Be there or be square.

JCVD doing the splits.
Hell Yeah, We’re Getting A ‘Timecop’ Remake!
Thursday, April 10 by

What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.

Kid riding toy car
From The Dept. Of Good Taste: Universal Studios To Create ‘Fast And Furious’ Ride
Wednesday, April 9 by

Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!

This would look odd in Brentwood.
New York And Los Angeles Both Vying For Post-Letterman ‘Late Show’
Wednesday, April 9 by

Don’t stray too far from Broadway.

Tina Fey boxing up Amy Poehler's head.
Amy Poehler And Tina Fey To Co-Star in ‘The Nest’
Wednesday, April 9 by

Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.

NBC Logo
NBC Wants You To Pitch Them Your Shows
Wednesday, April 9 by

Yup, it’s come to this.

New slogan: "Watch the inane shit that happens."
Holy Hell, Bravo Just Announced 15 New Series
Tuesday, April 8 by

Yes, but will any of them be reality shows about empty, stupid people?

Captain America profile
FINALLY ‘Captain America 3′ Gets A Release Date
Tuesday, April 8 by

Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?

Jaden Smith on the red carpet.
Jaden Smith To Revisit The Karate Kid Franchise HI-YA! *Breaks Board With Head*
Tuesday, April 8 by

When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.

Zach Braff and Natalie Portman on a motorcycle in 'Garden State'.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘Garden State’
Tuesday, April 8 by

In which Zach Braff uses indie rock in an attempt to make morose whining cool.

Captain America poster image
‘Captain America 2′ Made $96 Million This Weekend. How Much Did You Make?
Monday, April 7 by

Probably not even half that.

HIMYM cast photo
Because You Were Diligent In Complaining, ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Will Release An Alternate Ending On DVD
Monday, April 7 by

If you complain, you always get what you want. That’s the lesson here.

Loading problems on HBO Go
‘Game Of Thrones’ Crashes HBO Go, Because Everything Crashes HBO Go
Monday, April 7 by

“I don’t have time for this. I have imps to watch!”

Man diffusing a bomb
Fox To Air Bomb-Diffusing Game Show From Israel Called ‘Boom’
Monday, April 7 by

Well, all right then.

Smile guys. You're slightly richer with this news!
‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Renewed For Two More Seasons, Will Become Second Longest Running Comedy Ever
Monday, April 7 by

That’s a lot of time spent watching the worst people in the universe.