Screen Junkies » Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 26 Nov 2014 19:27:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Gaze At The Marvel That Is Paul Rudd’s High School Hair. GAZE AT IT! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gaze-at-the-marvel-that-is-paul-rudds-high-school-hair-gaze-at-it/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gaze-at-the-marvel-that-is-paul-rudds-high-school-hair-gaze-at-it/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2014 17:42:41 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267643 I bet a lot of people got Google alerts for "Marvel Paul Rudd." Sorry about that.

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Since we all love Paul Rudd (don’t be contrarian on this one), let’s all treat a silly yearbook photo of him as news as we head into the dregs of the news cycle during this Holiday week. People have already started mainlining gravy and mumbling the word “football” over and over, so the studios have pretty much put the kibosh on anything until next Monday. Unless it’s bad news. Then we’ll get it Friday.

But until Monday or Friday, we’re gonna have to create our own news.

So here you go. I give you…news:

(Unsurprisingly, we can credit Reddit for this find.)

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/jimmy-fallons-lip-sync-battle-to-be-a-stand-alone-show-on-spike-tv/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/jimmy-fallons-lip-sync-battle-to-be-a-stand-alone-show-on-spike-tv/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2014 20:46:31 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267618 It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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Jimmy Fallon has made a name for himself with a number of recurring skits, exclusive to his show. But soon, perhaps his most famous musical bit the Lip Sync Battle will be heading over to Spike TV. It’s unclear if the show will feature celebrities, laypeople, or both, but it’s likely that no matter what, it will erode some of the charm of Fallon’s version, should he decide to continue it.

A host hasn’t been announced yet, but a premiere date has. April 2, 2015. So if you thought this was some sort of HILARIOUS April Fool’s joke, you’re a day off. This couldn’t be more real. Ever.

Here’s Stephen Merchant taking a brea from being the world’s worst person on Hello Ladies to do some fake singing:

 

 

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‘Jurassic World’ Teaser Trailer Takes You Back To That Cuh-Razy Island http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jurassic-world-teaser-trailer-takes-you-back/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jurassic-world-teaser-trailer-takes-you-back/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2014 18:37:00 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267615 Hopefully the opening scene is a dinosaur eating that annoying hacker girl from the first one.

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We don’t know much about the new Jurassic Park installment, Jurassic World other than it stars Chris Pratt, has dinosaurs, and takes us back to that island. Frankly, we don’t need to know much more than that, which is good, because this teaser don’t really do much to fill in gaps.

In fact, it doesn’t even have Pratt, which is fine, as long as they give us what we really want. Hot dinosaur action.

And it does.

The full trailer will appear on Thanksgiving day, giving us something to be TRULY thankful for instead of “our health” and “family” and all that crap.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nbc-and-tina-feys-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-tossed-over-to-netflix-before-it-even-premiered/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/nbc-and-tina-feys-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-tossed-over-to-netflix-before-it-even-premiered/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2014 14:21:12 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267608 Looks like NBC's loss is Netflix' gain.

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While Netflix has rescued a network show or two in the past, this is a first. The Tina Fey-produced Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was set to roll out on NBC, but was just sent over to Netflix where it got a two-year commitment. Why? Maybe it’s because Netflix doesn’t mind shows with terrible names.

Rather than premiering in March on NBC, the Ellie Kemper-starring series about a woman who defects from a cult to move to NYC will debut on Netflix at the same time.

This sounds like a pretty promising premise from a great team, so let’s hope that a move to Netflix means the show will prove to be a more resilient than the fickle networks and that poor Kimmy Schmidt can find her way in the Big Apple.

That city will eat you alive. I’ve seen it happen a million times.

(Deadline)

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‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ Will Never Not Be Funny http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/clips-tv/celebrities-reading-mean-tweets-will-never-not-be-funny/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/clips-tv/celebrities-reading-mean-tweets-will-never-not-be-funny/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2014 21:48:44 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267602 I hope it doesn't affect their self-esteem.

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We love celebrities. If only because we get to talk shit about them without feeling guilty because, basically, we made them stars. So when Jimmy Kimmel does his periodic “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” it’s pretty awesome. And rarely redundant. Because who would ever get sick of having Lena Dunham have to face what people REALLY think about her breasts?

Not me. Not anyone.

This installment features Gerard Butler, Gwyneth Platrow, Chris Pratt (!), Chloe Moretz, and Britney, bitch. Take a look, and enjoy the meanness knowing that if they couldn’t take it, they never should have gotten famous in the first place.

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Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’ Will Once Again Be Adapted, This Time Into Four Films http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/stephen-kings-the-stand-will-once-again-be-adapted-this-time-into-four-films/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/stephen-kings-the-stand-will-once-again-be-adapted-this-time-into-four-films/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2014 19:37:42 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267593 Five would have been too many.

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Stephen King, not an author known for his brevity, is having one of his more epic (even by his standards) works, The Stand, adapted. Yes, again. It seems like every decade since the books release has offered up its own mini-series to tell the story about…well, the plot is a little too sprawling to encapsulate here, but suffice it to say, it has to do with the end of the world and a fight against evil, etc.

Even with such a broad range to cover, the announcement that Warner Bros. will be turning the book, which consists of three acts, into four movies seems like overkill. I mean, who do they think they are? James Cameron.

The director du jour for this ambitious project is Josh Boone, who knows something about evil after having helmed The Fault in Our Stars. Maybe we could just have the cast fight him.

(A.V. Club)

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Chris Pratt In Talks To Play One Of Three Roles In ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/chris-pratt-in-talks-to-play-one-of-three-roles-in-cowboy-ninja-viking/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/chris-pratt-in-talks-to-play-one-of-three-roles-in-cowboy-ninja-viking/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2014 07:08:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267575 Maybe he'll play a baker or something.

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Chris Pratt, who’s probably got a pretty full dance card for the next decade or so, is looking to fill one more slot in it with Cowboy Ninja Viking, a graphic novel adaptation in which he plays a hit man with multiple personalities, presumably manifesting as a cowboy, a ninja, and a viking.

This would possibly be his next film after Jurassic World, which would make for three fairly high-profile pics in a row. But, if anyone can charm nation’s moviegoers into watching him play most any role, it’s Mr. Pratt. The fact that Cowboy Ninja Viking stems from some pretty awesome source material is just the icing on the cake.

There has to be an Andy Dwyer spinoff film at some point, right? Maybe a Scarecrow Boat biopic called Nothing Rhymes with Orange.

(Deadline)

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/conan-will-come-to-primetime-on-tbs-december-18th/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/conan-will-come-to-primetime-on-tbs-december-18th/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 22:13:55 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267564 Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I'm going to assume you can.

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If you like that Conan O’Brien fella, but just can’t keep your eyes open past 10 PM, we have some good news. TBS and the ginger funnyman are going to meet you halfway with a primetime special on December 18th. It will be called Conan To Go, and it is likely slotted to recapture some of the rogue viewers who will be left to wander the late-night landscape after Stephen Colbert‘s departure in December. Like so many master-less samurai.

Ronin, if you will.

Conan To Go will be a compilation of bits and highlights from his first four years on TBS. However, if you’re looking for NBC era highlights, you can go straight to hell you are out of luck.

So tune in at 10/9C on the 18th, and prepare to have your funnybones shattered with jokes.

(THR)

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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The… http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/hugh-laurie-guest-starring-on-veep-possibly-as-the/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/hugh-laurie-guest-starring-on-veep-possibly-as-the/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 19:25:18 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267560 We'll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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We’ve got some Veep spoilers for you, if you’re the type of person who a) watches Veep and b) feels Veep can be spoiled by plot points. So just read something else if you’re on the fence. If you’re not, keep reading and enjoy some knowledge.

Hugh Laurie has been seen bombing around the Veep sets in D.C. in an acting capacity. It’s not known what role he’s playing, but the money is on him being the new veep, seeing as how Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’ Selina Meyer was made president this past season.

Laurie, despite his turn on the procedural drama House, is a comic actor by trade from the school of Blackadder, so he should fit right in with the rest of the impeccable comic cast.

(TV Line)

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Keanu Reeves To Battle A Familiar Set Of Circumstances In ‘The Panopticon’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/keanu-reeves-to-battle-a-familiar-set-of-circumstances-in-the-panopticon/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/keanu-reeves-to-battle-a-familiar-set-of-circumstances-in-the-panopticon/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 17:27:39 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267553 With a title like 'Panopticon', you can just go ahead and start printing money right now.

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Poor Keanu Reeves. Every decade or so, he’s sitting in his greenish-lit office when he gets a message saying that he’s gotta run out and save the world. First it was The Matrix, and now it’s The Panopticon, directed by Tarsem Singh. The film will follow Reeves’ character as he gets a message from himself saying the world is going to end, and only he can save it.

Of course, he tries to save it, because he’s Keanu, and Keanu’s a trooper.

He then races against the clock (naturally) to figure out how he is supposed to save the world.

What’s a Panopticon, and why should we care? No idea. But movies with odd titles like this rarely do well. More often than not, the rubes buying a ticket will try to pronounce the title for ten seconds, then just give up and buy a ticket to that movie in which Kevin James plays a fishmonger who just needs love.

(The Wrap)

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/studios-are-looking-to-adapt-serial-podcast-for-both-tv-and-film/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/studios-are-looking-to-adapt-serial-podcast-for-both-tv-and-film/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:34:09 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267547 That 'Serial' is so hot right now...

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Even those who aren’t up on their podcast comings and goings have likely heard of Serial. It follows one real-life murder case (that’s been resolved) with interviews and commentary. The new smash-hit podcast from This American Life is getting 1.3 million people listening to it every week, so naturally, studios and producers have come flocking wondering how they convert those ears into cold, hard cash.

This American Life ran for two seasons on Showtime with little fanfare, but it’s likely that Serial would be more of an event. It could go the True Detective route with its reboots every “season” or it could be a film, not unlike Gone Girl. Either way, it’s already an established franchise just a few weeks into its existence.

However, those behind the show say they’re not entertaining discussions until after the last episode has been released of this season, so we have some time to run around and speculate.

(THR)

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Melissa McCarthy Going To Take A Stab At Playing Tinkerbell. Yes, THAT Tinkerbell http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/melissa-mccarthy-going-to-take-a-stab-at-playing-tinkerbell-yes-that-tinkerbell/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/melissa-mccarthy-going-to-take-a-stab-at-playing-tinkerbell-yes-that-tinkerbell/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:18:35 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267538 Maybe John C. Reilly could play Peter Pan.

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Lest you think that Tinkerbell could only be played by some pre-teen sprite…you might be right. But Melissa McCarthy is going to try it anyway in an untitled action-comedy directed by Shawn Levy. The film will be written by Nicholas Stoller, who recently gave us Sex Tape and Muppets Most Wanted.

No details are available, but let’s hope that Melissa McCarthy can bring a little more charm to this role than she did in her recent outings in Tammy or even The Heat. You can’t be messing time-honored favorites like Peter Pan too much.

This will likely be Levy’s next project as he wraps up Night at the Museum 3 (UGH). The combo here is strong, but let’s hope they all make each other work a little harder than they have been, right?

(Deadline)

 

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The Second Choice For Starlord In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Was…’Always Sunny’s Glenn Howerton http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-second-choice-for-starlord-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy-was-always-sunnys-glenn-howerton/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-second-choice-for-starlord-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy-was-always-sunnys-glenn-howerton/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2014 16:07:42 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267530 A very strange, inspired choice.

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Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn recently made public his desire for Glenn Howerton to star in the film if Chris Pratt passed. It’s an odd choice, given that Howerton is only known for playing a skeezy jerk and is a few years older than Pratt. However, it’s also an inspired choice for the same reason that Pratt was. He’s a smart-ass, he’s funny, and he has no experience headlining a blockbuster.

It would have been very strange to see him get buff for this film, since we’re used to the scrawny Dennis. Dare I say, I’m much more comfortable with Pratt losing weight than I am with Howerton gaining mass.

However, the universe has a plan. And that plan was to have Chris Pratt star and for the film to make billions of dollars.

But, because this is the Internet, someone (CinemaGunk!)put together a fake trailer imagining what might have been:

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CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/cnn-anchor-somehow-in-trouble-after-talking-to-cosby-rape-accuser-about-biting-penises-in-self-defense/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/cnn-anchor-somehow-in-trouble-after-talking-to-cosby-rape-accuser-about-biting-penises-in-self-defense/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 21:51:42 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267518 The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

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It’s no surprise that the cable news networks have jumped all over this Cosby sexual assault scandal that’s simmering. However, with very little to actually discuss, it seems that CNN, as it has often been doing, is just cutting loose anchors to talk about the issue at hand with no real direction or point.

In this instance, it was anchor Don Lemon interviewing Cosby assault accuser Joan Tarshis. He helpfully brought up, decades later, that Tarshis could have taken steps to not get (allegedly) raped.

HOW, YOU ASK?

I’ll just post an excerpt courtesy of Deadline:

“Meaning the using of the teeth, right?” Lemon persisted, for viewers at home.

“Yes, that’s what I’m thinking you’re –” Tarshis began.

“As a weapon,” Lemon continued.

“I didn’t even think of it,” Tarshis reiterated.

“Biting,” Lemon explained, for good measure.

Cable news, everyone.

Man, Lemon really wanted to drive that fun piece of info home. I’m sure if the accuser had just bitten Dr. Huxtable’s wang, then he would have seen the error of his ways, and let her go, not mad at her at all, and probably apologized. (Don Lemon also suggested something “supernatural” may have caused the disappearance of Malaysian flight 370, so you know he’s a professional.)

Don Lemon has since sort-of apologized for offending just about everyone in the world with his comments and tact, saying, “If my question to her struck ANYONE as insensitive I am sorry as that certainly was not my intention.”

He didn’t mean to be insensitive when he talked to the alleged rape victim about biting penises that have been forced in their mouth.

Really enjoying the next evolution of cable news. This is going really well for all involved.

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Tywin Lannister Thinks There Will Be A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/tywin-lannister-thinks-there-will-be-a-game-of-thrones-movie/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/tywin-lannister-thinks-there-will-be-a-game-of-thrones-movie/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 21:32:35 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267514 I really can't think of why there WOULDN'T be a 'Game of Thrones' movie.

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The sprawling world and popularity of Game of Thrones is a franchisor’s wet dream. There is no end to the amount of DVD’s, posters, dragon Trapper Keepers, and SkyMall swords that can be slapped with the show’s name, and all of a sudden, they’re legit.

And with George R.R. Martin taking his sweet-ass time on the books, and new episodes appearing only every ten months or so, there’s a lot of unmet Game of Thrones demand from America. So it should come as little surprise that the empire may expand to conquer movie theaters so that it may squash their heads until those theater heads explode.

Charles Dance, who plays Tywin Lannister, said to Daily Beast in promoting his upcoming film The Imitation Game, “There’s talk of eventually trying to do a feature film, but I don’t know which of the storylines. There’s so much to cram into a film.”

Yes, Charles. There IS a lot to cram in a film. But there’s even more material to NOT cram into a film, right? What? Yes. Considering no less than Martin himself said this was a possibility earlier, I think we should start to get a little excited about this.

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Jon Stewart Tells Benedict Cumberbatch He Wants To Rip His Clothes Off http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jon-stewart-tells-benedict-cumberbatch-he-wants-to-rip-his-clothes-off/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jon-stewart-tells-benedict-cumberbatch-he-wants-to-rip-his-clothes-off/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 17:55:36 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267510 But, like, in a professional, journalistic way, I'm sure.

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Benedict Cumberbatch sure has been making the rounds recently to promote The Imitation Game. It seems you can’t swing a dead cat without some story about Cumberbatch being charming as hell and imitating the Queen or turning toxic waste into roses or something. The guy is matched only by Chris Pratt in the “can do no wrong” category.

So it’s little surprise that Daily Show host Jon Stewart had a hard time controlling his urges when interviewing the British actor.

In fact, Jon Stewart didn’t just have a hard time controlling his urges, he ignored them completely, asking Ben to remove his clothes.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness” http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/netflix-is-delaying-the-release-of-the-bill-cosby-special-due-to-recent-unpleasantness/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/netflix-is-delaying-the-release-of-the-bill-cosby-special-due-to-recent-unpleasantness/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 17:38:14 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267506 "Unpleasantness" = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Despite a slew of allegations regarding sexual misconduct over the past 2-3 decades, it’s just now that Bill Cosby is starting to feel some blowback. First, his NBC family sitcom got shelved, and now Netflix is following suit with its postponement/cancellation of his stand-up special Bill Cosby 77.

The man we once knew for gibberish utterances, pudding, and garish sweaters is now a lot more nefarious in the eyes of the public, so it’s an unfortunate time to release most any project with his name attached. His refusal to acknowledge the charges or discuss them definitely hangs in the air around him as well.

It would probably be pretty dark and misguided to accompany this news with the Cosby XXX porn trailer to create a moment of levity, but let’s just say that I acknowledge that conundrum, yet wish to do so anyway.

Cosby (porn impersonator) in a simpler time.

(THR)

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Alec Baldwin Drags Couples Into Cabs To Give Them Advice In ‘Love Ride’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/alec-baldwin-drags-couples-into-cabs-to-give-them-advice-in-love-ride/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/alec-baldwin-drags-couples-into-cabs-to-give-them-advice-in-love-ride/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 17:01:14 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267503 Is he really not using Uber?

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I’m no Alec Baldwin expert, but I wasn’t aware that he was in a position to give people relationship advice. I mean, I’m sure he does great with the ladies, but that doesn’t mean he’s an expert. That means he’s a rich actor. And I know he’s got one very bitter divorce under his belt, which is a strike against him.

But, again, he’s a famous actor, so he gets a web series doing pretty much anything he wants. And what he wants is Love Ride, a show in which he grabs couples and throws them in a car (you know, like a kidnapper would), then pries into their lives to give them advice.

This is the first episodes, there’s one more out, and they will be released weekly until everyone’s relationship is fixed or until Alec Baldwin dies. Whatever happens first.

(THR)

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Peter Berg To Direct Film About Uncatchable Cartel Leader (Who Got Caught) http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/peter-berg-to-direct-film-about-uncatchable-cartel-leader-who-got-caught/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/peter-berg-to-direct-film-about-uncatchable-cartel-leader-who-got-caught/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:53:15 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267497 Finally, a film about the drug trade!

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While he might not have the brand recognition of a Pablo Escobar, Joaquín Guzmán Loera was a pretty big deal in the cartel game down South America way. Better known as El Chapo, the bigwig far outlasted many of his contemporaries. in 2011, he was the 10th richest man in Mexico and had used his wealth and influence to make a very public escape from jail.

El Chapo was caught earlier this year to the relief of Mexican law enforcement, which means it’s time to make a movie about him. And Peter Berg is just the man to do it. The film will be based on the New Yorker article, The Hunt for El Chapo.

I’m an immediate proponent about any film that documents real life crime and manhunts, and Berg, while streaky, has the chops to pull this off. So let the senseless cartel violence begin!

(Deadline)

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‘Big Hero 6′ Gets Given The ‘Unnecessary Censorship’ Treatment http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/big-hero-6-gets-given-the-unnecessary-censorship-treatment/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/big-hero-6-gets-given-the-unnecessary-censorship-treatment/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:38:28 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267489 Why are they so vulgar?

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The thing about Disney movies is that they’re rarely edgy. Which makes them unrealistic. In real life, people swear and say terrible things. In order to reflect THAT reality, Kyle J. Britt has given the unnecessary censorship treatment to the superhero film Big Hero 6.

And we learn that Beymax is kind of vulgar, as are most inflatable balloon men. (In my own personal experience. I don’t want to generalize.)

Britt has done this work-up before on movies like The Amazing Spider-Man and Frozen. I guess it was just a matter of time before he took to a film that was still in the theaters.

(A.V. Club)

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/tom-hardy-is-starring-in-fx-series-taboo-that-he-and-his-dad-wrote/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/tom-hardy-is-starring-in-fx-series-taboo-that-he-and-his-dad-wrote/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 20:21:21 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267479 His dad's name is "Chips" which is an awesome name.

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Tom Hardy is taking a step down from the silver screen, and getting in the TV game with Taboo. Of course, it’s his own TV show, so it’s not like he’s doing it cause he needs the cash. Taboo is a joint production between FX and BBC, and was written by Tom Hardy and his father, Chips.

The series is a period piece set in 1813 about a rogue adventurer. I don’t see what’s so taboo about that, but whatever. He then seeks vengeance on the East India Trading Company.

Ok then. That’s the series. It’s starting as an eight-episode run, though I think we could expect more if this thing overachieves, which it’s likely to do on FX. However, we won’t know until the series premieres in 2016.

(Vulture)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Asked To Join A ‘Running Man’ Reboot http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-has-been-asked-to-join-a-running-man-reboot/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/arnold-schwarzenegger-has-been-asked-to-join-a-running-man-reboot/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 19:42:29 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267475 Richard Dawson should definitely be asked back if he's alive.

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Because it’s a little late in his career to be kicking off new franchises, or even new film plots, we’ve seen a lot of Arnold returning to his old films. Because he’s old, and his old films are awesome. Next up on his slate after Terminator: Genisys may be a new installment of The Running Man.

Arnold conveyed as much in a London Q&A from Digital Spy in which he said:

There’s rumblings of a new Running Man movie, so it’s a great honor to be asked back… It comes back to bodybuilding. I’m used to doing cardiovascular training every day. Therefore I’m still in good shape, and I can do the action and have the energy to do these movies. They feel comfortable to ask me back and know that I can pull it off and do the stunts.

Ok, the last three sentences about bodybuilding have nothing to do with this story, but I’m including them because I think it’s funny that Arnold would take ANY topic back to bodybuilding if he saw the opportunity.

No word yet on what the premise would be, or it would be a sequel, reboot, or whatever, but we’ll find out soon enough, because people love The Running Man.

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Learn To Say ‘I Am Groot’ In 15 Langauges With This ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Blu-Ray Feature http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/learn-to-say-i-am-groot-in-15-langauges-with-this-guardians-of-the-galaxy-blu-ray-feature/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/learn-to-say-i-am-groot-in-15-langauges-with-this-guardians-of-the-galaxy-blu-ray-feature/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 19:05:23 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267472 Groot's pretty well-spoken for a tree person.

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If you fall into both the camps of “international traveler” and “huge comic book movie fan,” then we’ve got something that will knock your socks off. This fun feature from Guardians of the Galaxy teaches you how to say Groot’s most famous, and only, line in a variety of tongues.

“I am Groot.” 

So while it won’t get you any closer to finding a bathroom, or reasoning with your kidnappers, it will make you a hit with that Brazilian girl at a house party, assuming she knows who the hell Groot is. Otherwise, she’ll probably just think you’re weird.

(Vulture)

 

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Here’s The First Trailer For That CGI ‘Peanuts’ Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-the-first-trailer-for-that-cgi-peanuts-movie/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/heres-the-first-trailer-for-that-cgi-peanuts-movie/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:09:50 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267465 It's amazing how much better a computer can render a crudely drawn head than a person can.

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To all the people who were waiting until the first trailer to get all up in arms about the CGI treatment taking over your beloved Charlie Brown…your time has come. The first trailer for Peanuts movie is here, and it’s…pretty good.

The CGI appears to be soft enough that it doesn’t look edgy or high tech. The opening scene conveys a holiday sweetness, and we get the big Charlie Brown reveal at the end of the clip. Nothing terribly offensive here, in my opinion, but I discovered a long time ago that my opinion may differ hugely from others’.

To all the haters, there’s no Twitter references, no Katy Perry/Imagine Dragons reimagining of “Linus and Lucy,” or anything like that. Though now that I think about it, the adults’ voices do have a certain dubstep quality to them. Maybe Skrillex can voice the adults.

That will speak to the tweens more than a morose pre-teen with elephantiasis of the head.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/hbo-released-this-frustrating-vine-to-let-us-know-they-picked-up-westwood/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/hbo-released-this-frustrating-vine-to-let-us-know-they-picked-up-westwood/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:56:51 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267462 "'Westworld' was picked up" would have been sufficient.

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A few months back, we had announced that Westworld, a film by Michael Crichton in 1973, was being reworked as a show on HBO. Well, HBO must have been pretty happy with the progress, because they have taken the thing to series, meaning we’ll be getting a season at least of the show.

You can read here for more of a description of the show, but suffice it to say that Anthony Hopkins, Jonathan Nolan, and some other folks are now either robots in the old west, or fighting robots in the old west. It’s about time.

All we know about the show is that it’s airing some time in 2015. It’s been filming for a while, so probably not too far into 2015, though. Brace yourself for COWBOY ROBOTS.

(EW)

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Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fox-hires-rob-riggle-to-scream-at-us-in-an-adaptation-of-an-austrian-tv-series/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fox-hires-rob-riggle-to-scream-at-us-in-an-adaptation-of-an-austrian-tv-series/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:44:24 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267459 If this thing's in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

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TV execs, for one reason or another, have been really hurting themselves since The Hangover to get Rob Riggle his own show. He doesn’t seem to be a very strong candidate in that he’s not particularly likable, and his schtick, screaming at people, might get old after about 100 episodes.

Nonetheless, Fox is taking another crack at it with a take on Austria’s Braunschlag.

The show will follow a small town and its mayor (Riggle) as the town becomes insolvent and he attempts to save the town. It comes from Steve Hely, an alum of 30 Rock and The Office, so that’s promising.

They couldn’t have gotten Tracy Morgan to be the mayor? And every other character? That would be something I’d watch.

Anyway, the new show doesn’t have a name, but it’s a safe bet they’ll steer away from Braunschlag.

(Deadline)

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Theaters Are Selling All-You-Can Watch ‘Interstellar’ Tickets to Customers http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/theaters-are-selling-all-you-can-watch-interstellar-tickets-to-customers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/theaters-are-selling-all-you-can-watch-interstellar-tickets-to-customers/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2014 22:00:17 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267451 Pays for itself after the second painful viewing.

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Interstellar, the next film from cinema wunderkind Christopher Nolan, has come out to tepid reviews and some weird audience complaints about the sound mix and volume. So it doesn’t seem like it would be the best first candidate for an unlimited viewing ticket event.

But it is.

AMC Theaters is offering a ticket for 19.99-34.99 depending on where you are, that will allow you to see Interstellar as many times as you would like even if that number is initially “1,” then, immediately after you see it, “0.”

It’s also odd that the first film to do this would be a 150-minute sci-fi character study, and not like The Avengers or something. We’ll see how these things fare, but I can’t imagine people will be lining up for them.

There’s no website for the tickets yet, but a press release has been issued. Until then, if this sort of thing interests you, I would check here.

(SlashFilm)

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Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/netflix-marco-polo-trailer-has-literally-nothing-to-do-with-the-swimming-pool-game/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/netflix-marco-polo-trailer-has-literally-nothing-to-do-with-the-swimming-pool-game/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2014 21:02:00 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=267447 However, if we're drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his "fish out of water."

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In about a month, the new Netflix historical drama/actioner Marco Polo will take you off your couch and into the magical age of discovery. Sounds pretty awesome, eh? Well, you can judge for yourself now that the first full-length trailer is out.

While Netflix has offered original series in the past, and will continue to do so, this show, a partnership with The Weinstein Company, seems to exist on a bigger scale than the others.

So is Netflix ready to go against the likes of Game of Thrones?

Dammit. That’s the second rhetorical question you’ve asked me. Just watch the video.

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The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/the-resurgence-of-bill-cosby-rape-allegations-may-sorta-hurt-his-upcoming-nbc-family-sitcom/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/the-resurgence-of-bill-cosby-rape-allegations-may-sorta-hurt-his-upcoming-nbc-family-sitcom/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:49:05 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267441 As in, "They might not want to make it at all."

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After Hannibal Buress called out Bill Cosby for the hypocrisy of acting as a shepherd to the black community while having endured more than a dozen rape allegations, Bull Cosby has been a topic of conversation for past acts, both previously reported and possibly a new one.

And it’s likely going to affect his upcoming NBC sitcom.

Here’s why: Networks don’t normally like to base flagship sitcoms around people who have been formally accused of sexual assault more than like, I don’t know, two times. After that, some red flags start to go up.

Well, those flags are up, and while no new legal action has been started,  Cosby has refused to address the allegations at all. And while that might be a sound legal strategy, it likely won’t endear him to the American public, certainly not enough to make him a likable TV personality.

No word from Cosby or NBC yet, but I would bet this situation gets worse for Cosby before it gets better, and NBC eventually jumps ship to bring us like a semi-autobiographical series on Dan Cortese or something.

(Deadline)

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Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/chris-pratt-will-be-staying-skinny-in-case-you-missed-fat-andy-dwyer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/chris-pratt-will-be-staying-skinny-in-case-you-missed-fat-andy-dwyer/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2014 20:35:41 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267437 You'd be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since 'Parks and Rec is ending'.

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Chris Pratt shared an unpleasant truth with GQ during a long-form interview. It seems that he has no plans to return to his schlubby adorable body type made famous on Parks and Recreation. Rather, he’ll be staying skinny thanks to a regimen of fitness and the prohibition of awesome things like starches and booze.

In fact, he’s been maintaining this outlook since the summer, so there’s probably no change of heart now.

What he said directly to GQ, via Vulture is:

“I’m done with that,” he says. The week after we meet, he’ll be hosting the season premiere of SNL, so he’s on a no-starch (BOO) and no-booze (BOOOOO) diet. “I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn’t do anything for me.” Attaboy. When I tell him I had pancakes for breakfast this morning, I see the ghost of Fat Pratt. “That sounds so goddamn good.”

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to show the world what it means to be truly free by eating flapjacks covered in Brandy.

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