No need to say good bye to the white dude, the white kid, the mom, the fish, the alien, and, I dunno, maybe a white girl?
Without that cartoon tree, it just wouldn’t be ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’!
He’s LIKELY still got the ‘Alien’ sequel in the pipeline.
This could be a step in the right direction for video game films.
Now just bring back the entire film cast, and we’ll be all good.
I think he’s proven he’s got chops in the “villain” department.
It will follow a different gang.
A desperate mom creates an adultery website.
It’s got aliens, meteors, and comedic baby showers.
This sounds pretty terrific and unexpected.
But will there be profanity and violence?
If you understand more than 49% of those words, this story will likely interest you.
When God closes a Woody Allen, He opens a Stephen King stage adaptation.
Please don’t call it ‘World War Z 2′.
I can’t tell if this seems high, low, or appropriate.
She comes crawling back to television.
This…makes a lot of sense, actually.
This is a non-commercial project even by PTA standards.
It could be worse. It could be the CW.
I bet he’s getting into character by buying a Ferrari. (I wish I was rich.)
It’s quicker than Cliff’s Notes, even.
When all else fails, flip the genders and see what happens!
That’s one sexy receptionist.
Sure. Why not? No skin off my back.
The puns…they’re everywhere.
CAN HE TOP LEDGER’S PERFORMANCE?
He’s probably lying to us about the “sweet” part.
Fall in love all over again. And again. Every week. For like six years.
I should have gotten a Google alert when the word “furry” was mentioned by the press.