Bring the witty.

It’s like overhearing that your friend is over video games right before they open the gift-wrapped XBox you got them.

Maybe Crispin Glover could co-host.

He could even make a Bond film confusing.

Finally, RDJ is going to get some recognition.

Oh, Mitch!

It’s about Silicon Valley, but they refuse to call it a “workplace comedy.” JUST CALL IT A WORKPLACE COMEDY.

To be clear, it will air over many weeks. Duh.

The gentrification of Latino culture doesn’t stop with their neighborhoods, apparently.

Bring on the wenches!

The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.

And I agree, but neither of us will change the way things are.

Maybe they could just cut out the middleman and start printing money instead!

Brad Garrett is available to reprise his role.

Ohmahgahd! (Say it like Vinnie Barbarino)

How many people out there actually love TV AND Twitter?

Confusing to casual, non-nerdy fans, that is. Don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

‘Mission Impossible: Ghostier Protocol’!

They’re going to be just bad this time, not “ha-ha bad.”

How cool would it be if Tom Felton played the Yokuza boss?

If only real politics was this funny.

Stewart’s taking off to direct ‘Rosewater’, which I hope is more interesting than its title.

Ope-rah! Ope-rah!

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?

Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.

They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.

It will be semi-autobiographical.

NOIR! What is it good for? (Absolutely nothin’!)

I wonder what their favorite decade is?