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Peter Sarsgaard Will Be ‘The Magnificent Seven’s Villain
Wednesday, May 20 by

So help me God, if he lays a finger on Chris Pratt…

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That Lonely Island Will Be Called ‘Conner4Real’ And Will Co-Star Tim Meadows
Wednesday, May 20 by

Polish your jean jacket! That’s right. Polish it.

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Alfonso Ribiero Will Be Our Guide Through The Wilds Of ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
Wednesday, May 20 by

Don’t tell these guys about YouTube. It would devastate them.

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Anne Hathaway’s New Giant Lizard Movie Sounds Too Much Like ‘Godzilla’, ‘Godzilla Owners Say
Wednesday, May 20 by

A Godzilla knock-off is no match for a powerful, destructive lawsuit.

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Netflix Ups The Ante With A Kevin James Assassin Movie
Tuesday, May 19 by

Because, for some people, Adam Sandler doesn’t bring the laffs.

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Think You’re Ready For ‘Jack Reacher 2’? Doesn’t Matter. You’re Getting It.
Tuesday, May 19 by

‘Still Reachin’

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Napoleon Dynamite Director To Team Back Up With Jack Black For ‘Micronations’
Tuesday, May 19 by

It’s more promising than a Nacho Libre sequel.

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Chris Pratt Says That A ‘Ghostbusters’ Film Starring Him And Channing Tatum Is ‘Complete Bullsh*it’
Monday, May 18 by

It would be too sexy for 90% of America.

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‘The Good Wife’s Actors Couldn’t Even Stand To Be In The Same Room For Their Big Scene Together
Monday, May 18 by

It explains why they have so much trouble looking each other in the eye.

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Will Ferrell To Star In Lasse Halstrom’s ‘Tom’s Dad’
Monday, May 18 by

He’s going to play a 1960’s Vegas circus ringleader.

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‘Fear The Walking Dead’ Will Feature ‘More Human’ Zombies
Monday, May 18 by

Because everyone’s a little more human in L.A.

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David Lynch Returns To ‘Twin Peaks’ On Showtime
Saturday, May 16 by

Sounds like this series is going to demand our attention again.

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Avengers: Age Of Ultron Has *YAWN* Crossed The $1 Billion Mark
Friday, May 15 by

It will be news when this doesn’t happen for an ‘Avengers’ film.

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Kate Beckinsale, Probably Due To Stockholm Syndrome, Returning For ‘Underworld 5′
Friday, May 15 by

Who keeps buying tickets to these films?

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Vince Gilligan Tells The World What Happened To Huell On ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, May 15 by

Breathing hard or hardly breathing?

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Hulu’s Giving ‘The Mindy Project’ A Couple More Seasons
Friday, May 15 by

THE PROJECT CONTINUES!

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That Lonely Island Movie Has A Plot, Kind Of
Friday, May 15 by

They claim it’s top secret, then they give away some secrets.

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Bill Murray And Tom Hanks Will Be David Letterman’s Last Guests
Thursday, May 14 by

My money was on Bam Margera and Ma$e.

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‘Hugo’s Asa Butterfield Is In Talks To Be The Next ‘Spider-Man’
Thursday, May 14 by

He’s been in some other stuff more recently, too.

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Samuel L. Jackson To Use Science To Fight ‘The Blob’
Thursday, May 14 by

He’ll play a scientist, just like he did in ‘Deep Blue Sea’. That ended well for him.

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90’s Teen Witch Film ‘The Craft’ Is Getting The Ole’ Reboot
Thursday, May 14 by

We’ll find out what it means to be a witch in post 9-11 America.

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Bummer: Harry Shearer Leaves The Cast Of ‘The Simpsons’ Over Money Dispute
Thursday, May 14 by

Apparently $14 million for his voiceover work wasn’t enough. Jeez.

He looks like a mutant.
‘X-Men’ Spinoff ‘The New Mutants’ Will Be Directed By ‘The Fault In Our Stars’ Josh Boone
Wednesday, May 13 by

More as it develops…

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Jason Alexander Heads Up Awesomely Bizarre Adult Swim Pilot
Wednesday, May 13 by

Maybe this will be the one that sticks for Alexander.

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Javier Bardem And Penolope Cruz Sign On For Yet Another Attempt At A Pablo Escobar Film
Wednesday, May 13 by

His assassination is proving an easier feat than his biopic.

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Bradley Cooper Will Actually Be A Character In The ‘Limitless’ TV Show
Wednesday, May 13 by

He’s an executive producer, so it sort of makes sense.

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Nick Offerman Will Star In ‘The Founder’, The Film About The Rise Of McDonald’s
Wednesday, May 13 by

I hope they cover the Arch Deluxe and McFlurry eras!

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Warner Bros. Will Be Rebooting ‘The Fugitive’ (Again)
Tuesday, May 12 by

If Tommy Lee Jones and Harrison Ford return, that could be a tremendous amount of surliness.

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Anne Hathaway To Co-Star With A Giant, Angry Lizard In ‘Colossal’
Tuesday, May 12 by

McConaughey, now an angry giant lizard…this girl is going places.

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Brad Bird Claims ‘Incredibles 2′ Will Be His Next Film
Tuesday, May 12 by

And a ‘Star Wars’ is in the cards, too.

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