Poor widdle Timmy Tebow and his Broncos didn’t make it to the Super Bowl. Tim and company choked hard, hopefully presaging the Broncos future as the new Buffalo Bills. Don’t…

A.K.A. Playing the ponies!

Suck my caucus.

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

He would have been 50… and probably would have made a Doritos ad by now.

Yes, Chuck Norris made the list.

Enough with the shitty bands.

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

A tribute to the now-deceased director who brought us the classic date movie, ‘Whore’…

Ladies love the weirdos… according to this article, anyway.

Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.

I watched this crap so you don’t have to.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about the film with a girl you’re trying to sleep with.

Everything you need to know to fake a conversation about Twilight…

Not all moustaches are created equal.

Haters gonna hate…

Celebrate Movember by becoming the moustached cartoon villain you’ve always wanted to be.

From commies to porn stars, this list has it all.

“Sh’yeah, right. As if we wouldn’t notice.” – Wayne Cambpell

So, that’s what men are like. Thanks, TV!

Leonard Nimoy: a.k.a. The “Straight” Spock…

‘The Playboy Club’ is not alone.

From iPads to Pixar, Jobs had a tremendous effect on the world of visual entertainment.

Be careful what you wish for…

Sometimes we think they should just rename Law and Order: SVU to Semen in the Chest Cavity.

Place your bets.

It’s still the best deal in town.

Just don’t do it.

This list contains all sorts of bad-assery…

From Ric Astley to Steve Winwood, and all points in between.