If you’re not into ‘The Host’ by Stephenie Meyer, you can just keep watching the skies instead.

Get ready to have your mind blown.

They’re here! They’re finally here!

‘SlacKr 2k11′ is going to be AWESOME.

Osama bin Laden is so hot right now.

Or maybe he thinks he’s too good for it, like Viggo Mortensen.

It’s Armie Hammer O’Clock.

‘Fast Five’ is pretty much the best thing to happen to America in a while.

And yes, Dick Van Dyke is involved.

Bryan Cranston is blowing up faster and hotter than a meth lab explosion.

USA! USA! USA!

Alternative headline: ‘Will It Be A ‘Red Light Winter’ For Mark Ruffalo?’

Strip! Strip! Strip!

Can you smell what Charlie Pride is cooking? It’s racial harmony.

That goes for you too, ‘Final Destination 5′.

It’s set in Boston, too.

This article is sure to give you … indigestion.

Will there be a role for Chris Tucker? (no)

OK, maybe not the creepiest, but it has to be in the top 3.

Kneel before Antje Traue?

Hey, wanna make some money?

Thank God his weakness isn’t the color green.

Will Cannes be able to handle the ‘Recoil’?

Coming, summer of 2013: ‘RoboJesus’.

She’s a spy!

You’ll be able to almost taste the spoiled fish in ‘Airplane’.

‘Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Rio’ would have grossed ANOTHER 50 million, easily.

Where are they going to find a dwarf on such short notice?

Duh!

Will it be called ‘Enough Is Not Enough’?