This could get insane.

Fire, magicians. You know what’s up.

The story behind the story behind ‘Rocky’.

The trailer even includes a playground, where the actor is said to spend most of his days.

More casting news than you can shove a spur into.

Ethan Hawke, start the reactor.

2 Fast, 2 Oscar-Worthy.

Pacino as a gangster? I can’t imagine.

Seth MacFarlane is makin’ it rain!

Hail Xenu!

Hopefully he can make alcoholism funny again.

Taste the hammer of ‘Thor’, America!

And it’s not called ‘The Wrong Picture’ anymore.

It’s got Sam Worthington and it’s set in the future!

Good news for fans of the decent actor.

He’s got a gun!

Gaze into the puddle

The only thing we have to fear is a boring movie.

Ungawa!

Wouldn’t it be funny if ‘The Geography of Hope’ featured Aaron Eckhart getting attacked by bees?

Featuring product placement from Sbarro?

This means more Dee Dee and not so much Mandark.

Or maybe ‘Triplets’ with Justin Bieber.

They got Bentley!

Hit the gas!

It’s action! It’s comedy! It’s an ‘action-comedy’!

It’s “Glee.” You know whether or not this concerns you.

Get it??

Giddiyap!

Quoth The Untitled Raven Project, nevermore.