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Adult Swim Announces Three New Shows For Adults To Watch
Thursday, May 19 by

Blurring the line between entertainment and adulthood.

Titanic
‘Titanic 3D’ Dead Ahead!
Thursday, May 19 by

Human tragedy that pops right off the screen and into your face.

No-Lars-Allowed
Lars Von Trier Can’t Get Within 500 Feet Of Cannes
Thursday, May 19 by

‘Freedom of expression’ doesn’t include being a Nazi, Lars!

Totally gratuitous photo
Every Actor In Hollywood Joins ‘Seeking A Friend For The End of the World’
Wednesday, May 18 by

Who wouldn’t want to be in a comedy about the Apocalypse?

He even sits like a Nazi
Lars Von Trier Apologizes For Being A Nazi
Wednesday, May 18 by

Von Trier does his best Mel Gibson impersonation.

Ian McKellen as Sigmund Freud
Ian McKellen And Judi Dench Agree To Be In ‘The Curse Of The Buxon Strumpet’
Wednesday, May 18 by

Along with a cast of really polite zombies.

He used to have such promise
Mel Gibson Getting Involved In A Gang
Wednesday, May 18 by

It might be time for an intervention.

Starring Larry David as Doc
Michael J. Fox To Annoy Larry David
Tuesday, May 17 by

No, I think I’ll keep my enthusiasm for this intact.

Blue Valentine must have gotten her the role
Michelle Williams Is A Good Witch
Tuesday, May 17 by

‘Oz, The Great and Powerful’ has found its good witch.

Yeah, it's a wooden gun
‘The Other Guys’ To Re-Team For ‘Turkey Bowl’
Tuesday, May 17 by

Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are hoping the movie won’t be a turkey.

Ahhhh!
‘Bloodsport’ To Be Made Understandable To This Generation
Tuesday, May 17 by

Some of the themes of ‘Bloodsport’ are still resonant today.

Quality TV
ABC Now Stands For All ‘Bout (Drama) Clips
Tuesday, May 17 by

They’re so dramatic.

Get to da choppah!
Schwarzenegger Helped His Help Get Pregnant
Tuesday, May 17 by

The former Governator has a love child.

Michael Bay and his Bots
Michael Bay Places $25K Bounty On Racist Robots
Monday, May 16 by

They will be found. They must be found.

ALCATRAZ
Check Out FOX’s Fall Schedule And Dream About Watching TV
Monday, May 16 by

Don’t worry, summer only seems like it lasts forever.

Jim Jarmusch
Wait, What? Jim Jarmusch Gets Great Cast For Vampire Movie
Monday, May 16 by

Yes, another one.

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‘Snow White & The Huntsman’ Pulls Ahead Of Other ‘Snow White’ In Release Date Race
Monday, May 16 by

Universal execs quotes as saying ‘First’!

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Weekend Box Office Report: Pretty Good, For A Girl
Monday, May 16 by

Who says CGI parrots can’t be funny?

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Angelina Jolie’s First Movie As Director Has A Name
Sunday, May 15 by

And it doesn’t include the words ‘Tomb’ or ‘Raider’.

Joel Edgerton
Joel Edgerton And Luke Evans To Fight Over ‘Gatsby’ Role
Sunday, May 15 by

May the best man win.

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More Sexy Vampires In ‘Byzantium’
Sunday, May 15 by

Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton are the latest to be turned into sexy vampires.

No exploding playing cards, unfortunately.
Firth And Diaz Getting Their Pose On In ‘Gambit’ Pic
Sunday, May 15 by

No exploding playing cards. Yet.

Lady Number 2
Temple, Browning, And Moreno Join ‘Magic, Magic’ Cera
Saturday, May 14 by

Ladies, Michael Cera. Michael Cera, ladies.

'Dark Tower' or Jenga Tower: You Decide
Universal Says ‘Whoa, Easy There’ To ‘Dark Tower’
Friday, May 13 by

It’s all about the Benjamins.

Tim Allen in his native habitat
ABC Picks Up And Kills Series
Friday, May 13 by

The circle of life continues at ABC.

The Baldwin in the Hat
SYKE: Alec Baldwin Wises Up And Drops Out Of ‘Rock Of Ages’
Friday, May 13 by

He’s back in.

Steve Martin did it!
‘Hunger Games’ Director Wants To Adapt More Great Literature
Friday, May 13 by

‘Cyrano de Bergerac’, but with Twitter.

Mark Wahlberg and an unidentified hellbeast
David O. Russell And Mark Wahlberg Joining Forces Again
Friday, May 13 by

Instead of ‘body, head, body’ it’s just ‘head, head, head’.

Scary Scorsese
Lars Von Trier To Annoy Martin Scorsese On Film
Friday, May 13 by

Martin Scorsese will want to know if Lars Von Trier is talking to him.

This picture is way funnier than it should be
Robert De Niro And Diane Keaton To Disappoint Us All Even More
Thursday, May 12 by

But it’s not like they owe us anything.