Ha ha, you have to sit through some more credits.
Top-secret memos reveal many new Julian Assange projects in the works.
Producer Ilya Salkind literally missing in Mexico
‘Invasion Earth’ will change the way you think about things you’re tired of thinking about.
BREAKING: Woody Allen has made another movie.
The newly Twitterific James Cameron is hard at work getting you to still care about 3D.
That’s right, there isn’t even going to be a monster in this movie.
Jim Caviezel is going to be in a new movie called Savannah, along with Chiwetel Ejiofor.
The director of ‘My Idiot Brother’ has announced his latest project.
How many movies can they turn out with the word “final” in the title?
Who killed that racist old woman?
“The King’s Speech” is probably going to be re-released with the Q*bert treatment.
Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).
Joel Surnow’s truthbomb “The Kennedys” has been having a hard time finding an audience.
No one had very high expectations for the Anthony Hopkins horror movie The Rite.
Attention people who like hearing “I’m Your Boogie Man” in trailers: Scary Movie 5 is officially happening.
They’ve finally announced who’s going to play Clark Kent!
Shawn Levy wants you to take a look at his “Family Album,” just for a minute.
Poor, underemployed Nicolas Cage.
Would Elton John’s life make a good movie?
Director/adventurer/submarine captain James Cameron is embarking on his latest journey 140 characters at a time.
Shocker: Transformers 3 contains at least one unoriginal element.
How can you make a Beatles movie without permission from The Beatles?
Music video director Jonas Åkerlund has his next project lined up.
The corporate overlords at Comcast have revealed the new logo for NBCUniversal.
Darren Aronofsky, hot off of Black Swan, is re-teaming with one of the highlights of that movie, Vincent Cassel.
Here’s a bit of Robert Pattinson news, lest you think he was going to disintegrate completely after Twilight.
‘Prometheus’ is getting a summer 2012 release.
New TV shows that, chances are, will be canceled soon.
Those fabulous Scott boys Ridley and Tony are working as producers on a new show called “The Drivers.”