Yep, the screenplay is being written by a magician and a juggler.

Juliette Lewis In ‘Hick’? Go on!

Perhaps next you’ll be able to check your Facebook on the big screen at the movie theater.

The man whose career died with JFK.

Maybe now it will actually get made.

This is just getting ridiculous.

Maybe you should finally finish your novel.

Wait, so he’s definitely not going to be in ‘Avatar’?

It would have made twice as much if Jon Lovitz had been voicing the lead role.

BREAKING: Upcoming movie will not feature James Franco.

Charlie Sheen is wasting our attention.

This will truly be a ‘Rock of Ages’ now.

A little dash of Cary Elwes couldn’t make ‘Wonder Woman’ worse, could it?

2011 is the year of The Shagg!

Actor/producer/female Salma Hayek has decided to help out with the daunting task that is ‘The Prophet’.

This is the fault of everyone who stood by while the cast of ‘GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ were mercilessly bullied.

Oh, THAT’S why he’s called The Red Skull.

Spacey. Fincher. Thatcher.

Elizabeth Hurley thinks Wonder Woman needs to be held down by force.

Strap on your laughing caps!

It’s a better date movie than porn.

Maybe a Howard can be good for something after all.

It’s all blue.

This show is nothing like ‘Men of a Certain Age’, OK?

‘I Love Sarah Jane’, despite the title, is about zombies.

‘The Fighterer’?

Will it be as intense as ‘Buried’? (No)

‘Dumb and Dumbererer’?

James Franco might be losing his mind.

Are the Oscars to blame for this weekend’s poor performance?