Oliver Stone gets the ol’ ‘Winter’s Bone’ from Jennifer Lawrence.

Lizards are cool.

Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?

Robots? Aliens? Teens in the future?

You know what ‘The Lorax’ needs? Romance!

‘Lost’ vs. Madea

Val Kilmer wants to be a cowboy, baby.

Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher ‘Batman’ movies will be missed.

You’ll laugh so hard you’ll forget how hot she is!

MGM doesn’t care about North Koreans.

They can’t all be ‘Point Break’.

The word “original” is being used lightly here.

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

A movie that will be a surefire hit among people who like depressing stuff.

Pass these posters around the room.

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.

I wonder how “Hungry Like The Wolf” would sound with a grinding industrial hum in the background.

Earth doesn’t need ‘Mars Needs Moms’, apparently.

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

There’s a pig spirit involved, too.

Rihanna is too young for Kevin Costner anyway.

Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.

Bring a parka or you might get web fluid all over you.