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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Alberto Falcone (For Real)
Sunday, March 20 by

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is adding another character to his roster of weirdos.

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Jennifer Lawrence Out Of ‘The Savages’
Saturday, March 19 by

Oliver Stone gets the ol’ ‘Winter’s Bone’ from Jennifer Lawrence.

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C. Thomas Howell Spills, Er, Confirms The Lizard Out Of The Bag
Saturday, March 19 by

Lizards are cool.

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Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old
Saturday, March 19 by

Here’s hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

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Billy Bob Might Be Dusting Off His Santa Suit
Friday, March 18 by

‘Bad Santa 2: Badderer Santa’?

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Summit Looking For The Next Tween Obsession
Friday, March 18 by

Robots? Aliens? Teens in the future?

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Taylor Swift To Bring Her So-So Voice To ‘The Lorax’
Thursday, March 17 by

You know what ‘The Lorax’ needs? Romance!

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Matthew Fox Will Start Killing People For Money
Thursday, March 17 by

‘Lost’ vs. Madea

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Val Kilmer To Try And Squeeze Into A Denim Vest
Thursday, March 17 by

Val Kilmer wants to be a cowboy, baby.

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R.I.P. Michael Gough
Thursday, March 17 by

Alfred from the Burton/Schumacher ‘Batman’ movies will be missed.

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Megan Fox Might Be Able To Show You How Funny She Can Be
Wednesday, March 16 by

You’ll laugh so hard you’ll forget how hot she is!

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Chinese Bad Guys In ‘Red Dawn’ Changed To North Koreans For Maximum Profitability
Wednesday, March 16 by

MGM doesn’t care about North Koreans.

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Sam Worthington To Hang Ten And Other Slang Terms
Wednesday, March 16 by

They can’t all be ‘Point Break’.

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Oh Dear God No: CMT Starting An Original Movie Division
Tuesday, March 15 by

The word “original” is being used lightly here.

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Robin McLeavy To Be Abe Lincoln’s Mom Instead
Tuesday, March 15 by

“You can’t play the wife, but maybe you’d be interested in playing … the mom?”

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John Hawkes To Follow Up ‘Winter’s Bone’ With Something Depressing Instead
Tuesday, March 15 by

A movie that will be a surefire hit among people who like depressing stuff.

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New ‘Your Highness’ Character Posters Showcase Exquisite Facial Structures Of Portman, Franco, And McBride
Monday, March 14 by

Pass these posters around the room.

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Bobcat Goldthwait Wants To Murder Some Teenagers
Monday, March 14 by

Hopefully no crazy people will watch this movie.

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A Duran Duran Concert Film To Be The Weirdest Thing David Lynch Does That Day
Monday, March 14 by

I wonder how “Hungry Like The Wolf” would sound with a grinding industrial hum in the background.

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Weekend Box Office Report: America Does Battle With Los Angeles
Monday, March 14 by

Earth doesn’t need ‘Mars Needs Moms’, apparently.

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New ‘Hesher’ Poster Looks Weird
Sunday, March 13 by

‘Hesher’ poster looks all dark and scary. Don’t look at it alone!

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J.K. Simmons To Bark Over ‘Young Adult’
Sunday, March 13 by

And THAT’S how you narrate a story.

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Marisa Tomei And Sarah Jessica Parker Might Be ‘Married And Cheating’
Saturday, March 12 by

But who would ever cheat on these tw– on Marisa Tomei?

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Bidding War Over Idea You Could Have Come Up With Is Over
Saturday, March 12 by

Unfortunately, ‘Agent Ox’ is not about a secret agent who is also an ox.

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‘Eastbound And Down’ Will Be F#ckin’ Out After Third Season
Friday, March 11 by

Maybe this means they’ll release Kenny Powers’ audiobook.

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Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ To Be A Comic Instead Of A Movie
Friday, March 11 by

Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!

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Darren Aronofsky Back In The Drug Game
Friday, March 11 by

Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.

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Guillermo Del Toro Might Want To Take A ‘Journey To The West’ With Neil Gaiman
Thursday, March 10 by

There’s a pig spirit involved, too.

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Rihanna Says She Doesn’t Need A Bodyguard
Thursday, March 10 by

Rihanna is too young for Kevin Costner anyway.

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Nickelodeon To Reveal How Bad Those Shows You Liked As A Kid Really Were
Thursday, March 10 by

Hop into the A-Little-While-Back Machine with Nickelodeon.