I bet the pirates’ trailer is going to smell awful.

Happy Easter from your friends at ‘Hop’.

People who like seeing super-heroes with huge eyes definitely have something to be excited about.

Maybe one of the alien Green Lanterns got asked instead.

Isn’t Christopher Nolan busy enough?

But what about Sting’s daughter?

You’ll have to find something else to do for Martin Luther King Day 2012.

Also ‘Entourage’

Robert De Niro wears his sunglasses at night.

When are they going to make a movie out of those ‘I Spy’ books?

Let’s pray the cast lives long enough to see the movie.

Can we get Chris Hansen involved in this please?

Next, see Ryan Reynolds as the world’s tallest dwarf.

NBC might stand for “No Boob Censorship.”

Rule 4: Expand the franchise to television.

Or he might just be a friend of Will Smith’s.

Crisis on Infinite ‘Superman’ Movies

Can gangster movies possibly be popular with modern audiences (Yes)?

Who Is Gertrude?

Will audience members respond positively to attractive people in movies?

And there shall be bees of great length, and blood shall drip all over everything.

‘Justified’ is getting a third season.

Put the tab on your tongue and relax, man.

Will this generation be able to understand the next generation’s ‘Batman’?

The star of ‘Rope’ and ‘Strangers on a Train’ will be missed.

Stop freaking out, hipsters.

‘The Professionals’ are coming! ‘The Professionals’ are coming!

‘X-Men’ sequels would feature all the characters who weren’t killed in ‘X-Men 3′

‘Suspiria’, but with weed.

Will Tupac be on the soundtrack?