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The Leftovers Recap, Episode 4: “B.J. and the A.C.”
Monday, July 21 by

Heavy-handed metaphors were ripe for the picking in last night’s Christmas-themed episode of The Leftovers that was anything but Christmasy.

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Seth MacFarlane is Being Sued for Stealing the Idea of a Potty-Mouthed Teddy Bear
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.

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“The Leftovers” Recap, Episode 3: “Two Boats and a Helicopter”
Monday, July 14 by

By Jared Jones HBO’s The Leftovers is a pretty damn good show, and you should probably be watching it if you aren’t already. We’ll be doing weekly recaps of the…

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Steven Spielberg Mercilessly Guns Down Triceratops, Receives a Tongue-Lashing From the Internet For Doing So
Friday, July 11 by

By Jared Jones Being that this is 2014 and you have Facebook, you’ve likely heard by now about that Texas cheerleader who posted several photos of herself alongside endangered animals she…

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The Screen Junkies Top Six: Damn Dirty Ape Movies
Thursday, July 10 by

By Jared Jones The conjunction-heavy Dawn of the Planet of the Apes hits theaters this weekend and is all but guaranteed to dominate the box office. Why? Three words: Oldman, bazooka, monkeys….

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The 7 Greatest Films That Took Place Entirely on Trains
Wednesday, June 25 by

By Jared Jones After a year-long creative dispute with Miramax co-founder Harvey Weinstein — the man Gary Oldman would likely refer to as Hollywood’s H.J.I.C (Head Jew in Charge) —…

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7 Oscar Categories That Should Exist (And Who Would Win Them)
Friday, February 24 by

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

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We Ranked Nic Cage’s Remakes & Sequels In Order Of Watchability
Tuesday, February 21 by

Why? Because we’re the only one’s with the balls to do it.

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7 Movies That Make ‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Look Like A Pixar Flick
Wednesday, January 25 by

Should we watch Cars 2 or Girl with the Dragon Tattoo?