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Tom Hooper To Direct Bummer Musical ‘Les Miserables’?
Thursday, March 24 by

Poor people were so god damn miserable in early nineteenth century France, they just had to sing about it.

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‘Fringe’ Gets 4th Season Despite No One Watching 1st-3rd
Thursday, March 24 by

The Fox lot, which was constructed in an alternate universe where “Fringe” is a hit, ordered more episodes to fill the black hole that is Friday evenings.

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Summit Nabs Tyler Perry Detective Film That Won’t Be The Next ‘Twilight’
Thursday, March 24 by

‘I, Alex Cross’ will star non-teen heartthrob Perry. In fact, an image of Madea is a good romantic mood killer for people of all ages.

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Disney Developing Movie For Their Mouse Logo Guy
Thursday, March 24 by

I’m sure Mickey’s been asking executives at Disney, in a high-pitched voice for 83 years, “who do I have to bl*w around here to star in a feature?”

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Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

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Jason Schwartzman Joins New Wes Anderson Film In Casting Shocker
Wednesday, March 23 by

The new movie, with the totally not hipster-y title ‘Moonrise Kingdom’, stars Bruce Willis, Frances McDormand and of course, Schwartzman.

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Everyone’s Favorite David Duchovny Wife Tea Leoni Gets HBO Show
Wednesday, March 23 by

The Jurassic Park 3 star is headed to HBO in “Spring/Fall,” as hazy memories of the 90s slowly come back to me.

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‘Rock Of Ages’ And ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ To Rock ‘N’ Kill June 2012
Wednesday, March 23 by

No, these movies are not just gonna sit on an executive’s shelf as multi-million dollar dust catchers. They’re coming to theaters.

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‘Social Network’ Author and ‘Easy A’ Director Team Up To Commit Moon Crimes?
Wednesday, March 23 by

This might be director Will Gluck’s (‘Easy A’) big chance to swipe his piece of the big cheese rock in the sky.

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Showtime Stops Californicating With Netflix
Wednesday, March 23 by

You know what I don’t want to pay for? Showtime. But now they expect me to for some reason.

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That Bastard Doug Liman Wants To Send Megan Fox To The ‘Moon’
Wednesday, March 23 by

The director is finally dusting off his sci-fi caper film, with the clever name “untitled ‘Moon’ project,” and is talking to Fox, Rosario Dawson, Andrew Garfield and many more.

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‘The Venture Bros’ Gets Two More Seasons Of Superheroic Bureaucracy
Wednesday, March 23 by

“Venture Bros” co-creator Jackson Publick posted great news about his Adult Swim show on LiveJournal. Yeah, LiveJournal. Remember LiveJournal?

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Benicio Del Toro Set To Squint In ‘Savages’
Tuesday, March 22 by

Director Oliver Stone has got the Toro hookup, cause he’s the latest to sign on for Stone’s drug drama ‘Savages’.

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‘Akira’ Casting Shortlist: Pattinson, Garfield, No One Asian
Monday, March 21 by

Andrew Garfield, James McAvoy and Robert Pattinson are all up for the lead role of Tetsuo. If the audition requires shirtlessness, Pattinson’s got the experience edge.

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Will Watching ‘National Treasure’ Director’s Rom-Com Be Like Serving Jury Duty?
Monday, March 21 by

‘Unreasonable Doubt’ is about what happens when two jurors fall in love in a ’12 Angry Men’ style setting. Isn’t that like Pauly Shore’s ‘Jury Duty’?

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‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Demands You Kneel Before Ian McShane
Monday, March 21 by

McShane plays a disapproving dad king in Bryan Singer’s new film, which I imagine will be exactly like his role in ‘Hot Rod’, only kinglier.

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James Franco Uses Twitter To Take Bruce Vilanch Down A Peg
Monday, March 21 by

Franco took to Twitter to blast hard-to-look-at Oscar joke writer Bruce Vilanch. Is he really blaming Vilanch? Did he slip Franco sleeping pills or something?

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Barbra Streisand To Fulfill All Your Fantasies In Stripper Musical ‘Gypsy’?
Monday, March 21 by

Apparently Universal is mounting a version of the famous musical with Streisand as the awful stage mom who loudly sings “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.”

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Blackbeard And His Pet Skull Featured On ‘Pirates 4′ Poster
Friday, March 18 by

It’s time to liven things up with somber ol’ Blackbeard from ‘On Stranger Tides’ and that skull he’s always carrying. The one he brings to parties as an ice breaker.

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Will Michael Chabon’s Best Work Be The “Disneyland Rides Come To Life” Movie?
Friday, March 18 by

Writer Chabon (Spider-Man 2, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay) might be tapped to rewrite Magic Kingdom for Disney.

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First Look At ‘Conan’ Villain “Baldar” Zym
Friday, March 18 by

Stephen Lang (‘Avatar’) plays Khalar Zym, and he looks ticked off about something. Maybe the Rogaine didn’t take?

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Gordon-Levitt To Play Some Kind Of Guy In ‘Dark Knight Rises’
Friday, March 18 by

Today we got word that Gordon-Levitt has signed the Bat Contract with Warner Bros. and will enter Gotham city limits. Juno Temple might join him.

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Judd Apatow Donates His Cynicism To Celebrity ‘Do Gooders’?
Friday, March 18 by

Apatow is a celebrity, but you don’t see him flying to Africa to adopt/steal a bunch of babies. So maybe he’s onto something with his new movie pitch.

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Charlie Sheen’s Kooky Catchphrase Tour Adds New US Cities And Canada
Thursday, March 17 by

The Insanity Express is starting to shape up. Sheen and his extremely frustrated lawyers have added 12 new stops to his one-man show across the US and Canada.

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David O. Russell May Direct Russ Meyer Biopic Because Boobs
Thursday, March 17 by

Fox Searchlight wants an Oscar nominated director to helm the Russ Meyer biopic. Meyer was the writer/director/producer/craft services/breast appreciator for a number of famous b-movies.

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Aaron Johnson To Kick Tolstoy And Oliver Stone’s Asses?
Thursday, March 17 by

Oliver Stone wants Johnson to play a pothead, and he might also star opposite Keira Knightley. Good life.

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Kevin Costner Is Superman’s Superdad
Thursday, March 17 by

If you build a ‘Superman’ reboot, Kevin Costner will come. Specifically, he’ll come on board as Clark Kent’s dad for Zack Snyder’s ‘Superman: Man of Steel’.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wins ‘Hunger Games’ Tween Movie Jackpot
Wednesday, March 16 by

Lawrence officially did get the part in ‘Hunger Games’, a film franchise that’s getting hyped as the new ‘Twilight’. *Confetti*

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Is Albert Brooks Cool Enough To Join The Apatow Gang?
Wednesday, March 16 by

Brooks is in negotiations for a part in the ‘Knocked Up’ spin-off, which I assume includes a lot of sad puppy dog faces from the Brooks camp.

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Zack Snyder To Richard Donner’s ‘Superman’: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’
Wednesday, March 16 by

‘Superman’ reboot director Snyder will take a thankfully bizarro approach to Bryan Singer’s action-less version.