Gillespie seems to have eaten his way back to the front of the horde to direct Jane Austin, but with zombies.

Stallone “clashed creatively” with would-be director Wayne Kramer (‘Running Scared’), which I’m imagining means there was a story meeting where punches were thrown.

Bret McKenzie is playing the elf of choice for people who aren’t into mainstream elves like Turgon (so overrated).

Your little sister might be excited that Diego Gonzalez Boneta (“Pretty Little Liars,” “90210″) will officially star in ‘Rock of Ages’. See how dreamy he is?

The role of Larry, once rumored to be played by Oscar winning actor Sean Penn, will instead go to Sean Hayes (“Will and Grace”). Those are two very different Seans.

Pixar pushed back the release of their college movie sequel to ‘Monster’s Inc’. In true college student fashion, they’re missing their original deadline because of video games.

Perry will write, produce direct, do makeup for and star in ‘Good Deeds’. The title is a pun – see if you can figure it out by reading the plot description.

Suit up, grab your weapons and check yourself for breast cancer. “Archer” officially got picked up for a third season.

The doctor is no longer “in.”

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

Don’t look right over there. You’re gonna blow it.

‘Unbroken’ is about Louis Zamperini: Olympic athlete, Air Force pilot, and Japanese POW camp survivor. I’d also be interested in playing the video game.

Hugh Jackman made a statement at CinemaCon today, in an effort to slice up the evil villain Malaise-O, who has kidnapped the film’s production since director Aronofsky’s departure.

The true animation domination-ers at Pixar officially announced the ‘Monsters Inc.’ sequel will be called ‘Monster University’. Anyone else wanna enroll?

The story is about a screenwriter — trust me, it does get better — who investigates the “suicide” of pop star Bobby Fuller in 1966.

Guys, a Justice League movie is definitely happening. Or rather, the opposite of that?

Paramount thought they could make a Chris Pine-starring Jack Ryan film before ‘Star Trek 2′. They thought wrong.

Garner will star as the spinster sleuth in the Miss Marple reboot. Only she will no longer be a spinster and will wear a bikini at all times?

Actor Thomas McDonell, who will star in Disney’s ‘Prom’, is hijacking the limo and driving it into Tim Burton’s ‘Dark Shadows’.

Sorkin’s new HBO pilot, which will take us behind-the-scenes (the man loves going behind scenes) at a cable news show, will be directed by Mottola (‘Paul’).

Hanks will make his glorious return to sitcomdom on an upcoming episode of “30 Rock.” I’m starting to get “Bosom Buddies” flashbacks.

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

Beatty won a court case, so he gets to keep the rights to Dick Tracy. Will he ignore them for another couple of decades?

Victoria Justice stars in the Nickelodeon series “Victorious,” which I don’t know because it wasn’t part of the Snick line-up. Now she’s the lead in ‘Fun Size’.

The Farrelly Brothers need actors more… in their current league. They got Will Sasso from “MadTV.”

Josh Hutcherson, Hunter Parish, Evan Peters and more are up for the role of Peeta, the futuristic version of “Peter.”

Tim Burton is in talks with actor Michael Sheen (‘New Moon’, ‘Tron: Legacy’) to join the ‘Dark Shadows’ ensemble. Another Sheen is winning for a change.

The role of Stormy Llewellyn, which sounds like a dragon porn star’s name, has been offered to Lily Collins (‘The Blind Side’).

New Line will make a biopic about the NFL’s oldest cheerleader ever, Laura Vikmanis, who worked her ass off so she could shake her ass off for the Cincinnati Bengals.