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Craig Gillespie Back From The Dead To Direct ‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’?
Tuesday, April 5 by

Gillespie seems to have eaten his way back to the front of the horde to direct Jane Austin, but with zombies.

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Stallone Arm Wrestles Director Wayne Kramer Out Of ‘Headshots’
Tuesday, April 5 by

Stallone “clashed creatively” with would-be director Wayne Kramer (‘Running Scared’), which I’m imagining means there was a story meeting where punches were thrown.

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‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Star Nabs Indie Cool Elf Role In ‘Hobbit’
Monday, April 4 by

Bret McKenzie is playing the elf of choice for people who aren’t into mainstream elves like Turgon (so overrated).

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Get Ready To Crush On Diego Boneta In ‘Rock Of Ages’, Ladies
Monday, April 4 by

Your little sister might be excited that Diego Gonzalez Boneta (“Pretty Little Liars,” “90210″) will officially star in ‘Rock of Ages’. See how dreamy he is?

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Sean Hayes Is Logically Cast As Larry In ‘Three Stooges’
Monday, April 4 by

The role of Larry, once rumored to be played by Oscar winning actor Sean Penn, will instead go to Sean Hayes (“Will and Grace”). Those are two very different Seans.

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Pixar Blows ‘Monsters University’ Release Date Due To Awesomeness Of Video Games
Monday, April 4 by

Pixar pushed back the release of their college movie sequel to ‘Monster’s Inc’. In true college student fashion, they’re missing their original deadline because of video games.

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Tyler Perry To Create Another Madea-less Movie For Some Reason
Monday, April 4 by

Perry will write, produce direct, do makeup for and star in ‘Good Deeds’. The title is a pun – see if you can figure it out by reading the plot description.

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FX Renews ‘Archer’ For Third Season After Threats From ISIS
Wednesday, March 30 by

Suit up, grab your weapons and check yourself for breast cancer. “Archer” officially got picked up for a third season.

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HBO Cancels ‘In Treatment’, Giving The Show’s Fans Something To Talk About In Therapy
Wednesday, March 30 by

The doctor is no longer “in.”

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Geoffrey Rush To Play Fish Chicken Man In ‘Green Lantern’
Wednesday, March 30 by

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

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Oscar Watch: Justin Bieber To Play Young Ashton Kutcher?
Wednesday, March 30 by

With talks of Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber headlining the same movie, it looks like the stars are aligning. Or are those asteroids headed to earth to destroy us?

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Dude, I Think The Mermaids From ‘Pirates 4′ Are Checking You Out
Tuesday, March 29 by

Don’t look right over there. You’re gonna blow it.

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Richard LaGravenese To Write Crazily True WWII Survivor Story
Tuesday, March 29 by

‘Unbroken’ is about Louis Zamperini: Olympic athlete, Air Force pilot, and Japanese POW camp survivor. I’d also be interested in playing the video game.

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Jackman Will Find “Better” Aronofsky For ‘Wolverine 2′, Bub
Tuesday, March 29 by

Hugh Jackman made a statement at CinemaCon today, in an effort to slice up the evil villain Malaise-O, who has kidnapped the film’s production since director Aronofsky’s departure.

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Pixar Pledges Party Frat With ‘Monster University’
Tuesday, March 29 by

The true animation domination-ers at Pixar officially announced the ‘Monsters Inc.’ sequel will be called ‘Monster University’. Anyone else wanna enroll?

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‘Dead Circus’ With Michael C. Hall and Melissa Leo Is Not About Murder At Cirque Du Soleil
Tuesday, March 29 by

The story is about a screenwriter — trust me, it does get better — who investigates the “suicide” of pop star Bobby Fuller in 1966.

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Get Your Hopes Up For ‘Justice League’ In 2013
Monday, March 28 by

Guys, a Justice League movie is definitely happening. Or rather, the opposite of that?

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Chris Pine Reboot War: ‘Star Trek’ Defeats Jack Ryan
Monday, March 28 by

Paramount thought they could make a Chris Pine-starring Jack Ryan film before ‘Star Trek 2′. They thought wrong.

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Jennifer Garner Set To Murder Miss Marple
Monday, March 28 by

Garner will star as the spinster sleuth in the Miss Marple reboot. Only she will no longer be a spinster and will wear a bikini at all times?

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Thomas McDonell To Loiter In ‘Dark Shadows’ After ‘Prom’
Monday, March 28 by

Actor Thomas McDonell, who will star in Disney’s ‘Prom’, is hijacking the limo and driving it into Tim Burton’s ‘Dark Shadows’.

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Greg Mottola To Direct Aaron Sorkin’s Sadly Alien-less HBO Pilot
Monday, March 28 by

Sorkin’s new HBO pilot, which will take us behind-the-scenes (the man loves going behind scenes) at a cable news show, will be directed by Mottola (‘Paul’).

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Tom Hanks Guest Stars On ’30 Rock’ As… Someone Nice?
Friday, March 25 by

Hanks will make his glorious return to sitcomdom on an upcoming episode of “30 Rock.” I’m starting to get “Bosom Buddies” flashbacks.

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Natalie Portman: Black Swan, White Swan or No-Dancing Liar Swan?
Friday, March 25 by

You know who’s super angry these days? Academy Award winner Natalie Portman’s dancing double for ‘Black Swan’. She’s one pissed off pirouetter.

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Court Allows Warren Beatty To Keep Dicking Around With Dick Tracy
Friday, March 25 by

Beatty won a court case, so he gets to keep the rights to Dick Tracy. Will he ignore them for another couple of decades?

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Victoria Justice To Babysit Josh Schwartz’s First Feature Attempt
Friday, March 25 by

Victoria Justice stars in the Nickelodeon series “Victorious,” which I don’t know because it wasn’t part of the Snick line-up. Now she’s the lead in ‘Fun Size’.

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Whoop, There He Is: Will Sasso Is Curly In ‘Three Stooges’
Friday, March 25 by

The Farrelly Brothers need actors more… in their current league. They got Will Sasso from “MadTV.”

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‘Hunger Games’ Looks For Male Lead / Tween Girl Fantasy Crush
Friday, March 25 by

Josh Hutcherson, Hunter Parish, Evan Peters and more are up for the role of Peeta, the futuristic version of “Peter.”

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Michael Sheen (No Relation) In Talks For ‘Dark Shadows’
Friday, March 25 by

Tim Burton is in talks with actor Michael Sheen (‘New Moon’, ‘Tron: Legacy’) to join the ‘Dark Shadows’ ensemble. Another Sheen is winning for a change.

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‘Odd Thomas’ Offers Oddly-Named Girlfriend Role To Lily Collins
Thursday, March 24 by

The role of Stormy Llewellyn, which sounds like a dragon porn star’s name, has been offered to Lily Collins (‘The Blind Side’).

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NFL’s Oldest Cheerleader And Her Ancient Pom-Poms Get Biopic
Thursday, March 24 by

New Line will make a biopic about the NFL’s oldest cheerleader ever, Laura Vikmanis, who worked her ass off so she could shake her ass off for the Cincinnati Bengals.