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Sally Field Will Play The Wife Of Non-Vampire Hunting ‘Lincoln’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Field will star opposite Daniel Day-Lewis as The Great Emancipator, and I just realized that particular nickname for President Abraham Lincoln sounds dirty.

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George Clooney To Make Movie About The Bailout, Because That Makes Sense
Wednesday, April 13 by

I wonder if George Clooney gets MSNBC in his dreams.

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Brett Easton Ellis Says ‘Glee’ Is A Puddle Of HIV
Wednesday, April 13 by

At least that’s better than a “Puddle of Mudd.”

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MGM Makes Sony Its ‘Bond’ Bitch Once Again
Wednesday, April 13 by

Sony is a very attractive distribution partner for MGM and clearly “wants it.” The James Bond distribution rights, that is.

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Nerdiest News Ever: ‘X2′ Scribe To Adapt ‘Dragonriders Of Pern’
Tuesday, April 12 by

David Hayter wrote ‘Watchmen’ and ‘X2′, but he’s now turning his attention to adapting books with fewer pictures that also inspire sad people to dress-up in convention halls.

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‘Dark Tower’ Grows Bigger, Consuming Writer Mark Verheiden
Tuesday, April 12 by

Mark Verheiden has penned everything from “Battlestar Galactica” to Superman comics. He’ll be teaming with Akiva Goldsman on the NBC series that’s just one part of a big, giant thing.

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Paul Haggis And Michael Mann Attempt To Take Gold Prospectors Seriously
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Mann and Paul Haggis have gone crazy with gold fever, because they’re packaging a movie called ‘Gold’ as a possible directing vehicle for Mann.

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‘American Idiot’ To Become Yet Another Thing: A Movie?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Green Day may drop dookies into theaters nationwide.

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‘Green Lantern’ Hits New Low (Voice) With Michael Clarke Duncan?
Tuesday, April 12 by

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

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Ghostface Highly Recommends Nico Tortorella For ‘Odd Thomas’
Tuesday, April 12 by

Tortorella (‘Scream 4′) is up for the lead villain: a shady, Satan-worshipping cop. Side note: has there been a satanic police procedural yet?

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Tom Wilkinson To Star In ‘Samaritan’ And Every Other Movie
Monday, April 11 by

You know that British guy who’s in everything from ‘Batman Begins’ to ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ to ‘Shakespeare In Love’? Maybe? Well, he’s in another movie.

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Peter Jackson Explodes Film Nerd Heads By Shooting ‘Hobbit’ At 48 FPS
Monday, April 11 by

In his epic quest to cure 3D headachyness and do a crazy technology thing, Jackson has opted to shoot ‘The Hobbit’ at 48 frames per second, rather than the good ol’ fashioned 24.

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It’s Still The 80s: Walter Hill To Direct Stallone In ‘Headshots’
Monday, April 11 by

Totally tubular to the excellent.

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Will Two Potheads Pass Blake Lively Around In ‘The Savages’?
Monday, April 11 by

What young girl doesn’t dream of getting passed around like a doobie between two stoners? Blake Lively certainly must. She’s the current front runner to play the female lead in Oliver Stone’s new drama, ‘The Savages’.

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Manhattan Beach Gets ‘Avatar’-ted
Monday, April 11 by

Twentieth Century Fox and director James Cameron have chosen MBS Media Campus in Manhattan Beach to shoot the sequels to ‘Avatar’, the bazillion dollar-grossing, unofficial ‘Pocahontas’ remake.

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UPDATE: Ice Cube’s Gritty Street Drama A Perfect Fit For Disney
Friday, April 8 by

I hope Lightning McQueen wants some spinning rims and hydraulic suspension. Disney is in talks with Ice Cube to produce and distribute ‘Chrome and Paint’, a drama about the South Central Los Angeles custom car scene.

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Liam Neeson Out Of ‘Hangover 2′ And Gets Sympathy E-Card From Mel Gibson
Friday, April 8 by

People you will see in ‘The Hangover Part II’: Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. People who you will not see: Liam Neeson. Monkeys you will see: that monkey they now have.

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Adult Swim Writes Bob Odenkirk More Tiny Checks
Friday, April 8 by

The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*

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Forgotten Old Spider-Man Tobey Maguire To Star In ‘Life Of Pi’
Friday, April 8 by

Yes, the ancient old Spider-Man is still webbing around. Maguire’s set to star in director Ang Lee’s adaptation of Yann Martel’s bestseller ‘Life of Pi’.

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Ben Stiller Joins List Of Comedians Who Maybe Might Remake ‘Walter Mitty’
Thursday, April 7 by

Over the years, Fox’s proposed reboot of 1947′s ‘The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ has collected more comedian interest than a hot asian girl at a stand-up club wearing a tight Ghostbusters t-shirt.

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Ben Affleck Joins The Most 3D ‘Great Gatsby’ Ever?
Thursday, April 7 by

Ben Affleck is in talks to join director Baz Luhrmann’s new version of the literary classic I somewhat remember from high school english class.

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Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Reboots ‘The Crow’ For Goths And Juggalos
Thursday, April 7 by

‘The Crow’ is back from the dead and ready to paint its face… to freak you out.

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‘Captain America’ Reshoots In The Unites States of Los Angelesia
Wednesday, April 6 by

The fact that ‘Captain America: The Last Avenger’ shot in the UK kinda sucks Henry Cavill-style, but at least they’re dipping their shield into a little American location pie.

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Fox Adds Exciting New Words To ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Title
Wednesday, April 6 by

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

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Javier Bardem “In” For Never-Ending ‘Dark Tower’ Series?
Wednesday, April 6 by

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

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Rob Riggle Joins Very Serious ’21 Jump Street’ Movie
Wednesday, April 6 by

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

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Casting Round-Up: Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Jay Baruchel, And Maggie Grace
Wednesday, April 6 by

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

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Meg Ryan Hopefully More Tolerable Behind The Camera
Tuesday, April 5 by

Ryan’s gonna try being a grown-woman who acts like a 15-year-old trying to be cute *behind the camera* with ‘Into The Beautiful’.

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Will Addison Timlin Flash ‘Odd Thomas’ Her Boobs?
Tuesday, April 5 by

“Californication” star Addison may play opposite Anton Yelchin in the Dean Koontz adaptation ‘Odd Thomas’. Hopefully, she will play the character topless.

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‘Oscar Pill’ Gets All Up In ‘Harry Potter’ Producer
Tuesday, April 5 by

Warner Bros and ‘Harry Potter’ producer David Heyman are bringing a magical French boy to the big screen. Non, merci?