Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.

Crowe is considering an offer to direct and star in ’77′, which would be his directorial debut. Unless you got something to say about it?

The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’.

Sound the ‘Hunger Games’ alarm. There’s more ‘Hunger Games’ news.

Screenwriter Fogelman got Cruise attached to his untitled new movie pitch and sold it for millions. I guess Scientology powers are real.

Who will sign an online petition to bring back “The Paul Reiser Show? Who among you?

Study these stills for 10 hours or so and uncover clues I assume are there.

There are also reports that xenomorphs are eating lunch their disgusting lunches on set. I’m bursting out of your chest… with ‘Prometheus’ news.

Oliver Stone has added a few big names to his marijuana drama / ‘Pulp Fiction’ Convention ‘The Savages’.

Every other actor in Hollywood, thanks for coming.

Seth MacFarlane is making a movie about a teddy bear who’s best friends with a dude. Now, who will play those less-important women characters…

In the episode, Carrey interviews for the position Steve Carrell’s Michael Scott leaves. With experience like “pet detective,” “mask-based superhero” and “Christmas grinch,” he’ll get the job for sure.

Paramount offered him a film to direct where the actors wouldn’t wear ping-pong-ball-suits. I know – pure craziness.

Beckinsale has been surprisingly chosen by remake director Len Wiseman, her husband, to play Lori – the “wife” of our very confused hero Douglas Quaid.

You asked for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies, and you’re getting more ‘Spy Kids’ movies. Wait, you say you didn’t ask for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies? Well, it’s too late now.

The upcoming, animated ‘Batman: Year One’ has a cast. Here’s who will get paid a bundle for a few hours in a voice record booth…

Eric Draven can come back from the dead, but when he’s killed with a lawsuit, he becomes perma-dead.

Cuban is putting indie film distribution company Magnolia Pictures and the big art house theater chain Landmark Theatres up for sale. It ain’t the 90s anymore, amiright?

John Krasinski is also most-likely leaving “The Office,” but just briefly to work on an indie movie. You’ll still have Jim around next season, talking about that baby.

In Fox’s new poster for ‘X-Men: First Class’, we see Beast, Mystique, and a bunch of non-blue muties all walking in different directions. Or standing around. Whatever.

Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”

Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.

New still from ‘X-Men: First Class’ and also a not-yet-officially-released TV spot. See it before Marvel’s lawyers do.

Banks is in talks to star as Effie Trinket in ‘The Hunger Games’. Trinket is a beaurocrat, an escort for death-match participants and a bubbly airhead. In that order.

Claire Danes and James Marsden star as parents of a teen in ‘As Cool As I Am’. If you still think of Danes as Angela Chase, you are old.

Not forever. He’s only ruining Altoona, PA for two months.

The penguin shouting at him recently Netflixed ‘Yes Man’ and wasn’t thrilled.

Relativity has picked up the Jennifer Lawrence thriller ‘House at the End of the Street’. What did you think I meant? Sex? No, but that would be awesome.

HBO is in talks to bring Gaiman’s book ‘American Gods’ to their network as a new series. Hurry up and adapt everything that man has written, Hollywood.