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‘Piranha 3DD’ Cast Announced: These Men Need To Guard Their Penises
Monday, April 25 by

Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

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Ladies (Casting) Night: ‘World War Z’ And ‘Five Year Engagement’
Monday, April 25 by

If you like Mireille Enos or Mindy Kaling, you’d better put a casting ring on it.

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Russell Crowe Will Punch Whoever To Direct 70s Cop Drama
Monday, April 25 by

Crowe is considering an offer to direct and star in ’77′, which would be his directorial debut. Unless you got something to say about it?

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Check Out These New Teaser Posters In ’30 Minutes Or Less’
Friday, April 22 by

The posters feature a scared as hell Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, as well as the very first intelligent apes from ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’.

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‘Hunger Games’ News You Can Now Use: Paula Malcomson Cast
Friday, April 22 by

Sound the ‘Hunger Games’ alarm. There’s more ‘Hunger Games’ news.

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Warner Bros Dumps Cash Onto Dan Fogelman And Soon Tom Cruise
Friday, April 22 by

Screenwriter Fogelman got Cruise attached to his untitled new movie pitch and sold it for millions. I guess Scientology powers are real.

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Beloved Sitcom ‘The Paul Reiser Show’ Cancelled After 2 Episodes
Friday, April 22 by

Who will sign an online petition to bring back “The Paul Reiser Show? Who among you?

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Look At Children Looking At Stuff In New ‘Super 8′ Stills
Friday, April 22 by

Study these stills for 10 hours or so and uncover clues I assume are there.

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‘Prometheus’ Adds Two Dudes Named Emun Elliot And Benedict Wong
Thursday, April 21 by

There are also reports that xenomorphs are eating lunch their disgusting lunches on set. I’m bursting out of your chest… with ‘Prometheus’ news.

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Oliver Stone Turns ‘Savages’ Into ‘Pulp Fiction 2′ With Travolta, Thurman And Blake Lively
Thursday, April 21 by

Oliver Stone has added a few big names to his marijuana drama / ‘Pulp Fiction’ Convention ‘The Savages’.

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Universal To Brainwash Jeremy Renner For ‘Bourne Legacy’
Thursday, April 21 by

Every other actor in Hollywood, thanks for coming.

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Jessica Stroup To Play Some Lady Character In Seth MacFarlane’s ‘Ted’
Thursday, April 21 by

Seth MacFarlane is making a movie about a teddy bear who’s best friends with a dude. Now, who will play those less-important women characters…

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Subtle Humorist Jim Carrey Guest Stars On ‘The Office’
Thursday, April 21 by

In the episode, Carrey interviews for the position Steve Carrell’s Michael Scott leaves. With experience like “pet detective,” “mask-based superhero” and “Christmas grinch,” he’ll get the job for sure.

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Robert Zemeckis To Mercifully Direct Live-Action Again With ‘Flight’?
Wednesday, April 20 by

Paramount offered him a film to direct where the actors wouldn’t wear ping-pong-ball-suits. I know – pure craziness.

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Kate Beckinsale Offered Two-Breasted Role In ‘Total Recall’
Wednesday, April 20 by

Beckinsale has been surprisingly chosen by remake director Len Wiseman, her husband, to play Lori – the “wife” of our very confused hero Douglas Quaid.

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‘Spy Kids 4′ Releases Boner-Killing Jessica Alba Still
Wednesday, April 20 by

You asked for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies, and you’re getting more ‘Spy Kids’ movies. Wait, you say you didn’t ask for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies? Well, it’s too late now.

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Bryan Cranston Stars In Another, Non-Nolan ‘Batman’ Movie
Wednesday, April 20 by

The upcoming, animated ‘Batman: Year One’ has a cast. Here’s who will get paid a bundle for a few hours in a voice record booth…

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Weinstein Lawsuit Might Kill ‘The Crow’ Reboot (Thank God)
Wednesday, April 20 by

Eric Draven can come back from the dead, but when he’s killed with a lawsuit, he becomes perma-dead.

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Mark Cuban: “Anyone Wanna Buy The Indie Movie Business?”
Tuesday, April 19 by

Cuban is putting indie film distribution company Magnolia Pictures and the big art house theater chain Landmark Theatres up for sale. It ain’t the 90s anymore, amiright?

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John Krasinski To Smile Smugly In ‘Nobody Walks’?
Tuesday, April 19 by

John Krasinski is also most-likely leaving “The Office,” but just briefly to work on an indie movie. You’ll still have Jim around next season, talking about that baby.

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Mutants Won’t Look At Each Other In New ‘X-Men’ Poster
Tuesday, April 19 by

In Fox’s new poster for ‘X-Men: First Class’, we see Beast, Mystique, and a bunch of non-blue muties all walking in different directions. Or standing around. Whatever.

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Timberlake To Put “Dick” Into ‘SNL’ Season Finale “Box”
Tuesday, April 19 by

Looks like mother-lovin’ Justin Timberlake will host this year’s final episode of “SNL.”

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‘Ouija’ Scares A Writer Into Penning A McG Movie
Tuesday, April 19 by

Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.

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Michael Fassbender Uses Acting Super Powers In New ‘X-Men’ Photo
Monday, April 18 by

New still from ‘X-Men: First Class’ and also a not-yet-officially-released TV spot. See it before Marvel’s lawyers do.

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Elizabeth Banks To Increase Adult Male Interest In ‘Hunger Games’?
Monday, April 18 by

Banks is in talks to star as Effie Trinket in ‘The Hunger Games’. Trinket is a beaurocrat, an escort for death-match participants and a bubbly airhead. In that order.

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Claire Danes Insists She’s Still ‘Cool’
Monday, April 18 by

Claire Danes and James Marsden star as parents of a teen in ‘As Cool As I Am’. If you still think of Danes as Angela Chase, you are old.

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Morgan Spurlock Ruins Small Town To Promote New Movie
Thursday, April 14 by

Not forever. He’s only ruining Altoona, PA for two months.

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Penguins Have A Lot To Say To Jim Carrey In ‘Mr. Poppers’ Poster
Thursday, April 14 by

The penguin shouting at him recently Netflixed ‘Yes Man’ and wasn’t thrilled.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wants To Thrill You At Her ‘House’
Thursday, April 14 by

Relativity has picked up the Jennifer Lawrence thriller ‘House at the End of the Street’. What did you think I meant? Sex? No, but that would be awesome.

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Neil Gaiman Brings ‘American Gods’ And Nerds To HBO?
Thursday, April 14 by

HBO is in talks to bring Gaiman’s book ‘American Gods’ to their network as a new series. Hurry up and adapt everything that man has written, Hollywood.